Thread 60839562

I was stone cold sober. It was the first time that I've pissed myself in 12 years. The first time as an adult.

i piss myself once or twice every year because ill have a dream where im about to piss into a toilet and then i just let loose in bed

>>60839566
>and then i just let loose in bed
based bed pisser

>>60839562 (OP)
> ia ID
> close to RUG ID
the whole world is a big toilet full of piss and shit and your material possessions nothing but toilet paper to wipe out your butthole, don't think it too much, your bladder knows better than you. When nature calls, you gotta go fast

>>60839562 (OP)
Based.

>>60839588
>When nature calls, you gotta go fast
I got down to the bathroom and lost control right in front of the toilet. I guess my brain thought "fuck it".

>>60839566
I had one of those once. Its the worst. They say wetting the bed late is a sign of dark triad though so maybe you're based.

>>60839562 (OP)
bedwetting is a completely normal, and perhaps even sexual, experience. just relax, feel good about it, and buy more LINK

>>60839562 (OP)
I have too much coffee in the morning and makes me need to go ultra pee. Sometimes so bad a pee a little in my pants. This is normal

>>60839646
>This is normal
They don't call us stinky linkies for nothing

>>60839566
Sometimes I have these dreams but when I wake up I just feel that my balls are sweaty and not that I have wet my bed. Urine doesn't dry that fast right? There must be a visible patch of urine? Can anyone with expertise in this field step in here?

>>60839655
Only a sniff test will give you a definitive answer

I want to piss my bed again

>>60839562 (OP)
When I was dating my now wife I pissed the bed with her in it after a night of heavy drinking. I promised her I’d never do that again because obviously she was upset. Two nights later after another round of heavy drinking I pissed the bed again with her in it. She stayed with me so I figured she’d stick with me through anything so I married her.

>>60839562 (OP)
This is why Chainlink must succeed.

>>60839562 (OP)
Happens to me every now and then when I pass out drunk and forgot to go pee before. Usually when I combine a lot of beer + liqueur. It gets worse as I get older, but I try to never forget to go pee before I go to sleep when I drink. My gf woke up wet with me a few times btw. I think she loves me.
On the other hand, I never throw up which seems much more disgusting to me.

>>60839599
Dark triad is cringe, more like dark subhuman

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>>60840185
WGMI

>>60839562 (OP)
Lol femanon from the other thread here... You have no idea.
Peeing yourself is nothing, we do it all the time lol

>>60839566
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>>60840267
Jesus christ all the bed pissers in this thread im sickened. Pull yourselves together you freaks

>>60841126
I'm not a bed pisser.

Ive NEVER pissed the bed ONCE as an adult.
I actually had a gf tho in the past who pissed the bed a couple times and I made her feel awful about it. She was hammered the night of so that was her reasoning.
This shit isnt normal tho, retards. Check yourself

>>60839562 (OP)
I did that once as a grown up and now I have to go to the bathroom around 3 times every 5 mins when I lie in bed otherwise I can't sleep. Truly traumatizing experience.

>>60841130
Nigger I never said you were. Wtf... did u post under a different ID that I tagged?

>>60839566
go to therapy

I have dreams where I blow a fat load but then I wake up and my dick is hard but I didn't cum.

>>60839562 (OP)
I also pissed myself not long ago, when I lost a pretty considerable chunk of change from bad boatkid and pengu trades. Next day I woke up all wet and cold, first time in years. I did drink a lot that night so I was probably way too drunk to wake up in the night to go take a piss then go back to sleep, or maybe I did wake up but ignored it and passed out again.