>Linkchad: We have a fudcuck with us here who wishes for green candles. Fudcuck, are you a fuddie?
>Fudcuck: Yes.
>Linkchad: Oh, Sergey can’t hear you, fudcuck. Say it to him. Go ahead and speak to him. It’s all right.
>Fudcuck: Yes.
>Linkchad: Down on your knees and to him. Look up to the cube and say it.
>*gets down on his knees*
>Fudcuck: What do you want me to say?
>Linkchad: Oh, fudcuck, you’ve come to /biz/ and you’ve brought memes and spam, but you have also brought your bad habits as a nolinker. You’ve lusted after shitcoins, and you have abandoned your LINK — your LINK that you held. You have abandoned all because LINK was stinky and you have fudded. So say it now — “I am a fudcuck.”
>Fudcuck: I am a fudcuck
>Linkchad: Say it louder — “I am a fudcuck!“
>Fudcuck: I’m a fudcuck
>Linkchad: Louder, fudcuck. I am a fudcuck!
>Fudcuck: I am a fudcuck
>Linkchad: I am sorry, Sergey!
>Fudcuck: I am sorry, Sergey.
>Linkchad: I want the LINK!
>Fudcuck: I want the LINK.
>Linkchad: You have abandoned your LINK!
>Fudcuck: I’ve abandoned my LINK.
>Linkchad: I will never fud again!
>Fudcuck: I will never fud again.
>Linkchad: I was a nolinker, but now I am a link holder!
>Fudcuck: I was a nolinker but now I’m a link holder
>Linkchad: I have abandoned my LINK!
>Linkchad: Say it! say it!
>Fudcuck: I've abandoned my LINK
>Linkchad: Say it louder! Say it louder!
>Fudcuck: I'VE ABANDONED MY FUDDING
>I'VE ABANDONED MY FUDDING
>I'VE ABANDONED MY FUD
>GIVE ME THE LINK
>GIVE ME THE LINK, SERGEY
>AND LET ME STAKE IT!
>Fudcuck: Yes.
>Linkchad: Oh, Sergey can’t hear you, fudcuck. Say it to him. Go ahead and speak to him. It’s all right.
>Fudcuck: Yes.
>Linkchad: Down on your knees and to him. Look up to the cube and say it.
>*gets down on his knees*
>Fudcuck: What do you want me to say?
>Linkchad: Oh, fudcuck, you’ve come to /biz/ and you’ve brought memes and spam, but you have also brought your bad habits as a nolinker. You’ve lusted after shitcoins, and you have abandoned your LINK — your LINK that you held. You have abandoned all because LINK was stinky and you have fudded. So say it now — “I am a fudcuck.”
>Fudcuck: I am a fudcuck
>Linkchad: Say it louder — “I am a fudcuck!“
>Fudcuck: I’m a fudcuck
>Linkchad: Louder, fudcuck. I am a fudcuck!
>Fudcuck: I am a fudcuck
>Linkchad: I am sorry, Sergey!
>Fudcuck: I am sorry, Sergey.
>Linkchad: I want the LINK!
>Fudcuck: I want the LINK.
>Linkchad: You have abandoned your LINK!
>Fudcuck: I’ve abandoned my LINK.
>Linkchad: I will never fud again!
>Fudcuck: I will never fud again.
>Linkchad: I was a nolinker, but now I am a link holder!
>Fudcuck: I was a nolinker but now I’m a link holder
>Linkchad: I have abandoned my LINK!
>Linkchad: Say it! say it!
>Fudcuck: I've abandoned my LINK
>Linkchad: Say it louder! Say it louder!
>Fudcuck: I'VE ABANDONED MY FUDDING
>I'VE ABANDONED MY FUDDING
>I'VE ABANDONED MY FUD
>GIVE ME THE LINK
>GIVE ME THE LINK, SERGEY
>AND LET ME STAKE IT!
