Thread 60840273

>7 1 year contracts
>8 internships, all unpaid, each lasting 3 months
Its fucked.

>>60840273 (OP)
Don't have one and not going to write one. Suck a dick roastie.

2003 - 2006
Work for my dad
2007 - 2014
NEET
2015 - 2017
College (decided to drop out since I didnt see any future with it)
2018 - 2025
NEET

>>60840293
You are hired as manager.

shitcoin trader since 2016 still poor

>>60840273 (OP)
>not lying
>not stretching time frames
>not just having chatgpt slop it out
>not having 15 different emails and a VPN for "references"
Dabbing on HR roasties is a passion of mine.
If/when they background check you just tell them your positions were contracted through and agency and make some fake paystubs/tax forms.
Fucking inspect element alone mogs 70% of HR walls

>>60840301
Sheeeeeeeeet nigga well i wasnt expecting to be hired, what now?

>>60840273 (OP)
Yes i have been extremely successful angel investor since 2018

>>60840273 (OP)
>2012 stacking shelves at a grocery store
>2012 all kinds of work at a construction site
>2013 delivery driver
>2014-2017 forklift operator
>2017-2018 customer support rep
>2018-2019 sales manager at a transportation company
>2019-2022 manager of a customer support team at a call center
>2022-now quality engineer at a software company
I would almost never quit my job because I found a better job. I'd work for some time, then get sick of it and quit, I'd be a NEET for up to 6 months, at least while I still feel good with my savings, once I feel that it's getting too low, I'd look for another job.

>1875 - Lord of the land
>1920 - King of England
>1950 - Lord of the manor
>2025 - Arch bishop to her majesty

>>60840418
based

>>60840273 (OP)
Ask the Anon that had 10 remote working jobs on at once, during covid.
God christ! that fag is my hero.

imagine doing a resume humiliation ritual

>>60840357
>a strong of dumb fuck positions
>"quality engineer" for a software company
that's a fancy title for bug tester isn't it?

>>60840476
>a strong of dumb fuck positions
Have to start somewhere. And yeah, back in 2022 I quit my, actually really well-paying position because I was so tired of working with other people and I desperately wanted a "work from home" job. I learned python and found an ad "test automation engineer".
And yeah, it's exactly that - the developers write software and I try to break it.

>>60840476
There isn't anything fancy about it. People know what QA is

>>60840273 (OP)
>*proceeds to give the most elaborate, boldface lie for 7 minutes straight*

>>60840273 (OP)
>2017-present, link holder
yes my resume has an eight year gap because of this.......

>>60840273 (OP)
I started out with 100k this year. I trained to be a day trader. I currently have 58k in my account.

>2016-2017 college but dropped out
>2017-2017 laborer for powerplant repair
>2017-2021 nuclear technician
>2021-present went back to school for computer science (security and risk analysis) and work as a construction inspector focusing on road work for the state
have to do an internship for the school shit next year and am a little worried because ive been around construction workers for years and probably cant just say nigger and faggot in an office setting like you can on a construction site also im almost 30
please hire me sarr

>>60840293
That's better than me.
2011 - now
NEET

>>60840505
>>60840357
Based. People will try and shit on you for "not holding a job down" but always look for a brighter future. Never stagnate

>>60840693
Hi Al

brLuk/M9 So you went into the minus?

man, i can't imagine wasting my time writing a resume and doing job interviews ever again. i have thought about getting a job at a gun store or as a bar tender to have something to do during the day.

>1996 - 2025 = jobless
Anything else?

>>60840273 (OP)
>age 18 to 30 - "managed the family business" (actually NEETed and dropped out of 3 colleges)
>age 30 to 34 - software """engineer"""

>>60840273 (OP)
>why, I'd love to

If you can't answer a question this simple with a confident, well-rehearsed, conversational answer then you flat-out don't deserve to have a job.

>2021-2022 - work part-time organizing shelves in a supermarket
>2024-2025 - work full-time organizing shelves in a supermarket

>>60840326
>mogs
You type like a faggot.

>>60840273 (OP)
>”No”
Have you ever sat down and thought about how fake and gay job interviews really are

Some condescending faggot or woman believes they hold power over you and want to make you jump through hoops and sing for your supper

Don’t play the game

>>60840505
How do I do this, I have a degree and can work with basic python but haven't done tons of leetcode and have no projects.

>>60840293
>>60840708
how do you afford rent? food? i don't understand..

I did drugs for six years in undergrad, eventually decided to get a grad degree and worked on Capitol Hill. Then I became a lobbyist.

>>60840273 (OP)
I don't have the resume you're looking for but that doesn't matter because what I have can't be taught at University and should never be assumed with past experience. I've got the thing you've been looking for. It's nice to finally meet.

>>60840273 (OP)
>being a wagecuck

>>60840273 (OP)
You betta hire me nigga or imma call you a racist and sue you ass.

>>60840695
Kek

>>60843070
Having a project definitely helps, even better if you can talk in depth about your design, what issues you ran into while building it. My project was quite simple - I created a trading bot, one that fetches OHLCV data for a few common currency pairs - BTCUSD, ETHUSD, XRPUSD, then calculates a few well-known indicators - MACD, Bollinger Bands. Then, using my custom algorithm and scoring system, decides whether to wait, go long or go short. And then, using the API of a popular trading platform, actually makes the trade. This bot ran on AWS - once per hour the EventBridge would trigger a Lambda function which would run the cycle - fetch price data, calculate indicators, run the custom algorithm in order to make the decision, act on the decision.
So in the very first interview, we talked and a few days later I got a call from them.