Thread 60840798

>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investments
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc smg:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons contemplating sudoku
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

Previously on /smg/: >>60835021

Stocks will fare throughbthe storm because they are backed by assets. Crypto on the other hand, could face a crash of epic proportions; its leveraged loans stacked on loans stacked on debt. Larry fink and sam bankman are going to go broke.

>>60840812
>sam bankman are going to go broke
that's already happened to him in jail
anyway buy NXDR. pump starts soon.

>>60840812
Bitcoin and ETH are more valuable than all but a couple dozen stocks imo. They aren't going anywhere.

Alts are already still down 99%. It would be funny if they dropped another 99% though not gonna lie.

Hi /smg/ coming here for advice,
I'm in my early 20s and just began earning actual income (about 6k monthly pretax) and my plan was just to max out my roth ira and roth solo 401k (my income counts as self employment income) with FZROX. I'm getting a bachelors degree in business this year but the income I'm earning is unrelated and it could stop any time. I have no real work experience so I'm basically trying to investmax while I have this income in case it doesn't last long and I can't find a job after graduating. I have no debt and no expenses besides probably $300 monthly on household stuff like food. I considered following this thread for NEETs https://warosu.org/biz/thread/60738207# with the money I plan to put in the roth 401k but after reading The Simple Path to Wealth it seems dumb and unnecessary. I've tried crypto before but I've only lost money (tried to yieldfarm mostly vfat/beefy lol). I saved up 35k with my side hustle which i could probably ramp back up for easy income but im a bit lazy and the tariffs messed it up a bit so I haven't bothered. So is there any reason I shouldn't just be a boglehead? Any better index options than FZROX? And after I max out my roth ira and 401k should I just invest in FZROX or VTI in a normal brokerage account? Thanks in advance for the advice, I don't want to be throwing away growth while I'm young but I also don't want all my money to hit the shitter

excuse me yes hello
I would like to become a millionaire
where do I drop 1000 dollars to do this

The CEO of HGRAF accepted me on social media

>>60840838
henlo fren
have you tried investing in lottery tickets
i hear $5 scratch offs are poised for a bull market

>>60840842
Only matters if it is Instagram for pictures. And I'm not even into her, let alone simpvesting. But that's just how it is. You can call yourself special if you can add new pictures.

>>60840803
>Wednesday
my tea leaves say $1.08 EPS
they also say to buy graphene

>>60840858
she's honestly pretty hot

Talk me out of $LOCO. I feel like that chain is being slept on atm.

>>60840858
You know... maybe there is something to this simpvesting y'all are talking about.

>>60840858
ceo of SEX

Sell SBSW

>>60840880
*HGRAF

>>60840858
>>60840862
post more baggot pump my sp2

>>60840855
>graphene
tell me more

>>60840838
Crcw

>>60840898
>>60840862
>>60840858
disgusting bogged bitch with a thousand cock stare
stop simping
she does no work except look like the plastic whore she is
only the men around her will work and simp eternally
fuck HGRIFT, buy GAYMF instead

>>60840909
here's a cap from earlier threads.
the seething over simpvesting is as entertaining as new kjirstin pics.

there is also a /bant/ thread with links

>60840817
>60840816
The cope is hilarious. People were saying the same about charles ponzi, too big to fail.

>>60840888
hgraf IS sex
ceo IS sex
therefore i AM sex

she doesn't have many pictures sadly but I'll be on the lookout for my fellow autists
fuck this company BTW

>>60840951
>>60840898
>>60840862
>>60840858
Made for bbc

>>60840951
My favorite so far is
>I actually had no issues with HGRAF, pretty much rooted for it in case it's actually an improvement technology, but with these fuckin simpvesting retards I'm starting to root for it to collaspe.

This is obviously the intent of the simp posting. Distract attention away from the potential of the tech by associating the stock with incelibacy and misogeny. Brilliant fud.

Why doesn't PayPal ever go up?

>>60840951
Well, I wouldn't show that one

>>60840979
cute!

>>60840974
wtf, that's my post. But I don't believe to have added that typo in "collapse".

Guys seriously, anyone betting on $30 soxl this week?
I want to accumulate soxs as a hedge but also ride that momentum from Friday so soxl hitting 30 would be great

>>60840980
it's not growing earnings by at least 25% a year

>>60840993
I refuse to buy a tranny stock

>>60841002
Soxl? How is soxl a tranny stock?

Markets closed and sunday. You boomers playing anything? Been doing FFX and my god this game is poop compared to other FFs. Think I'm gonna fire up the sexbox and do some halo or mindless GTAIV missions.

I'm looking at AMAT, ATEN, DOCS, PSTG. Any baggies? What are you thinking?

>>60840979
the head of SCHD is a dude. not a fair comparison.

a fairer contest would be against cracker barrel's ceo.

>>60841035
My wife SCHD-chan is a woman.

>>60840822
My opinion is you need to choose something more aggressive for your IRA’s. You’re young and in your prime earning years. Your IRA’s will have about fifty years to recover from any market retardation. Expect to go through at least two crashes. I see the YTD return is about 8% so with inflation you won’t see much gains when you start to withdraw. What you currently chose would be better when you’re in the wealth preservation stage of your life. I hope this helps a bit.

>>60840994
It has EPS growth of 18% last quarter and dropped 10% lol. It's pretty much priced that it will be bankrupt in 5 years.

>>60841048
Oh ok thanks for clearing that up. *giggles*

>>60841064
It's an absolute piece of shit and the market has abbhored value for years. Your thesis makes sense, but derp.

>>60841089
They're buying back like 10% of shares a year and still growing revenue and EPS organically. I'm going to hold it for a couple years I bet it will double.

>>60841118
Makes perfect rational sense.

>>60840986
You didn't, that typo is mine. Sorry if the simp posters irritated you away from a potentially world changing opportunity. Please don't be sour if it takes off. I won't smugpost if it does.

slurp HGRAF you cowards

>>60841048
>>60841008
>>60840979
I like the idea of ETF tans
why do I feel like VT would be a very ara ara plain but cute motherly woman

>>60841008
Only trannies buy it

>>60840822
that's not a bad plan, read this preferably on a paper copy front to back.
>https://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/133361/The_Intelligent_Investor.pdf
consider QQQ or even SSO for more aggressive growth, but be prepared for more significant drawdowns

Is it true you can hit 200k as a business consultant? After 6 years of experience?

>>60841308
"Business consultant" jobs barely exist now and sure as hell won't exist in 6 years.

>>60841308
No and I dont really understand young people consulting. Consulting is what you do part time after you've spent 20 years in the field full time. Paying a 28 year old to tell you about shit they've never done sounds retarded

>>60841320
now this is why ai should exist

>>60841320
I really don't understand why people bother with this shit instead of just buying VOO or SPY. They constantly underperform.

>>60841323
That 28 year old makes 200k

I'm not giving it any extra details besides the tickers

>make tinder profile
>scroll through for a few hours over the coarse of a few days
>zero matches
This is why I’m banking so hard on AI, this hoeflation is brutal

>>60841320>>60841340
holy vooba!

if i ask nicely, would you make a BITO-chan? She is basically a leveraged VOO. not married to her but it's pretty serious.

>>60840879
>t. BHS baggie

>>60841324
sauce

>>60841329
Because this is what it feels like to have a hare- I mean portfolio of dividend stocks

>>60841331
They dont get it from me, that's all im saying

>>60840798 (OP)
Index funds or mutual funds?

>>60841365
me

>>60841352
>coarse

>>60841371
It's clear they do it because seeing dividends deposited into their account feel good to their lizard brain but you'd think anyone smart enough to save and find shit like JEPQ and SCHD would also be smart enough to see what a massive opportunity cost holding that junk is.

>>60841352
Interesting. I can't get them to fuck off fast enough

>>60841392
>The color of a fucking window on a chat app is a deal breaker for some women
Androids/Full-dive VR can't come soon enough.

>>60841391
Ok plebbit
Go bag hold spy during a time when the market can dump over a tweet.
>b-but you'll le always do well with VOO and chill, they said so on plebbit!!
Thats not wrong but that money is effectively locked, sometimes for years.
A balanced portfolio with stocks like schd and JEPQ, that give you cash flow to invest in other stuff with and have a track record of growth + recovery during big downturns is better.
Especially if you get good entries to stuff like qqqi, spyi and btci. Note, not including YM shit

>>60841400
Yes but they're so attracted that they get over it. I could easily just get an iphone for these whores but I enjoy the challenge.
I believe the zoomers call it "rizz"

>>60841409
SCHD dropped even fucking harder than VOO during the crash and still hasnt recovered. Fuck off.

If you're in that need of cash flow just get a fucking minimum wage job and work part time a couple hours a week even if you have 100k invested in it it's not any significant form of money. Also funny you call VOO reddit when SCHD has a massive board over there full of coping retards in their 20s and 30s that think their $10 dividend check is worth underperforming the market for 50 years.

Good companies don't pay dividends anymore buybacks are a much more efficient return to shareholders.

>>60841391
i agree with what your saying but i also like having cash deposited in my account every month. i only keep 10% in divvy funds so not much upside lost in exchange for a monthly powder day. plus paying tax as you go means cost basis moves up so the cash is mostly liquid without incurring capital gains.

I hate indians

>>60841448
There it is.

Who else is all in on ETHZ right now?

>>60841185
I don't think so baggie

>>60841433
>work
No.
>>60841439
You're ignoring the fact that 2011-2013 you couldn't sell any VOO without eating a loss,, same with 2022-2023. In the same timeframe while your money was locked up like a good plebbitor you could have been accumulating stocks like AMD FOR FREE.
SCHD etc gave you cash flow and the lower price means you can actually get 100+ shares to write CCs on. I bought soxl calls on Friday with some divvy money and tripled it, FOR FREE.
I then lost 80% of that by getting greedy at 2 pm but that's besides the point kek.

>>60840803
I see the "Box" CEO tweeting all the time and he seems quite intelligent and influential, sort of like Sam Altmann or Alex Karp used to be for years before suddenly becoming multi gazillionaires.

I've no idea what they actually do these days though, I think it was like a dropbox alternative. Not very exciting.

>>60841409
Vig is better for drawdowns. Schd is weirdly aggressive because its low level yield chasing. Could be confirmation bias but historically the picosecond vig hits parity with voo it marks the bottom, then you just sell off into growth

>>60841476
For me its BMNR

>>60841433
SCHD and VOO are literal cults in the basic normie sphere, VOO atleast makes money since it’s an index but SCHD is just peak retardation.
>muh drip strategy
Congrats, I’ve just made more money in 1 day at work than your $10,000 investment earned you in an entire year of dividends. Oh and I made even more than you “passively” because my basic bitch total market index had a 20% returning so far this year.

>>60841538
chill dude you don't need to be so course.
its not a one-size sort of situation

>>60841538
You just dont get it

STANDING HERE

>>60841323
i did consulting for a year with software companies. comfiest shit ever. i'd still be doing it, but i got bored and just retired,

>>60841550
He did the thing!

Are SOFI and ONDAS good stonks to buy unironically??

So we crabbing tomorrow, right?

Ok last ai sloppa for the day

>>60841627
Based on how the company is performing, SOFI seems like it has room to grow. It’s not a bad stock. However, it’s going to be volatile for a while.

>>60841555
checked, schd chads stay winning. (it's a small part of my port)

>>60841677
at least he can claim a 3k deduction on his taxes for the next 40 years

I'm quitting my job to become a fulltime trader.

Do you guys invest in crypto by yourselves or through ETFs?

I like the idea of holding a part of my portfolio outside of the "system" but I'm also not sure if I trust myself to not muck it up.

Is it just me or is AI fucking stupid and it doesn't do anything?
ChatGPT and Grok, they just search the internet for all their results.
Nobodies life is getting any better or easier because of AI.

>>60841719
Do you have two years living expenses plus over 100k in trading funds?

>>60841742
Its good for summarizing data and asking questions for more information, like learning new concepts.

Shouldnt make it do live work
https://cybernews.com/ai-news/replit-ai-vive-code-rogue/

>>60841677
faggot redditors get what they fucking deserve.
>using robinhood for the 5% yield when you could just put it in spaxx
what a retard

>>60841742
It isn't there to make your life easier. It is meant to replace jobs.

>>60841639
we bouncing

>>60841726
Hardware wallets are easy to setup. But there are some other options I’ve seen, though I haven't say looked deep into them and can’t speak to the security, though they seem legit at first glance.

Bitkey is a multi-sig hardware wallet that claims to protect loss in case you lose the device or the seed phrase.

Also noticed Gemini is offering an “on chain” service which seems to give you transparency of your holdings on the blockchain within the UI of the exchange.

>>60841763
Pretty cute for a dead cat girl :)

https://alaskapublic.org/news/public-safety/2025-08-20/alaska-marine-lines-will-no-longer-ship-electric-vehicles-due-to-fire-risk

>Alaska Marine Lines will no longer ship electric vehicles or plug-in hybrid vehicles to Alaska or Hawaii.

>Last week, the barge company announced the policy change in a statement due to the fire risk associated with shipping large lithium ion batteries.

>AML’s decision to stop shipping electric vehicles means reduced access for communities off the road system in Southeast Alaska, where EVs have become an increasingly popular option.

Bearish

>crab markets
>reddit general
i sleep

This is not what I was expecting to see.

There are now so many new Chinese carmakers, and they are making so many cars, that I was expecting this line to be going parabolic.

>>60841745
Just wanted to create bearish sentiment. Look at Crypto. Just pumping, Powell at it again, as usual.

>reddit markets
>crab general
real shit

>>60841308
Yep.
>>60841323
Temporary staffing for short to mid term projects where it doesn’t make sense to hire a FTE. Also keep in mind consultants often are usually specialized in a specific tool(SAP, BI, HR bullshit, etc.) or type of project(M&A)

>>60841677
>goes to robinhood for the gold option
>gets lured in by options and donates his account to wall street
they do realize the account does this intentionally right? Trying to get them to options gamble compared to the others that warn people against it?

Warning:
NVDA is gay and stupid
Jensen is gay and stupid
you have been warned

>>60841726
If you don’t trust yourself don’t do self custody, very easy to fuck up.
Just buy an ETF and chill

>>60841726
>people still think crypto isn't "in the system"
just get the etf

>>60840803
You guys think dollar general will be a beat on earnings?

sbet sbet sbet

>>60841888
>You guys think dollar general will be a beat on earnings?
I doubt it because of the beaners getting deported. They are gone, or hiding, so less shopping for cheap stuff.

>>60841872
He's not actually named Jensen. He's not a nordic man.

>>60840803
>>60840803
holy shit NVDA next week?!?
WSB win/lost posts is going to be off the charts this time with the rates news. so sad knowing a few millionaires will be made and I won't be in there

>>60841550
kek, I see what you did there

>>60841391
SCHD has a purpose and provides a certain value to a certain type of person
Not everyone needs growth

>>60841910
What did he do?

>>60841914
*there?

>>60841898
Good point. Was thinking maybe because the economy is in the shitter it might be a beat.
>>60841914
Making fun of anon's previous spelling mistake

>>60840812
good. make crypto currency great again

>>60840798 (OP)
>have 88 shares of DNUT
>didn't sell during the spike

I am defeated.

stock gurus of /smg/ give me a detailed stock analysis of AMPL

>>60840838
you don't. the trick is to know people so you can get a bullshit job like the anon above you and then you put most of your ridiculous salary in some gay index and soon claim you're a millionaire with your pathetic gains despite actually being because you put so much money in all the time

>>60841962
It kinda sounds like apple but quirky. Ampple, mmmmm yummy, you should buy.

>jeets only invest in white girl CEO companies
pottery

>>60841962
It looks like a crab peice of shit

>>60841974
bosom

>>60841930
The economy is ripping.

And now we rug@crypto
kek, it's like the fuckin stockmarket, running on timers. No more DeFi

>>60842070
>The economy is ripping.
based on what metrics?

>>60842143
The top 1%.

>>60842073
I wish I could trade iBit calls in the after hours I would be backing up the truck.

>>60841677
you can make that up on volume

>>60841329
DIVO is the only ETF of this category that kind of works.

>>60842048
Luke has been proven wrong in his assumptions lately.
Shit just isn't collapsing.
Same with Francis Hunt and basically all the others.
Except Cunter. Melt up guy is still on track it seems.

>>60842143
Just watch podcasts like all in and the other techbro videos faggots.
Then you see(the) and recognize that the only people that matter are doing increasingly awesome(rer).
It's shit but it's the bitter truth.

>>60842240
>videos
vc*

How do normies not shit their pants being heavily in debt? All the normies I know with nice houses and cars spend like fucking crazy and save nothing…

Part of that is culture. You get a new job that pays well. First thing your friends and family are asking you: when you going to replace your old car?

>>60841962
HQ in San Francisco = GAY
No anime girl with post = GAY
Sorry anon, you’re on your own with this one.

>>60842409
Yes but why do they look down on me.

I am done with coastfire goals but because I drive a 2000 avalon and live with my parents they turn their noses at me.

I go on more international trips than they do however.

>>60842425
Because some things blows peoples mind. Generally they think you live exactly like they do, but people are very different and have way different life experiences. Ultimately if you want a car free life, then you should move to an area that is more common.

>>60842070
yeah ripping me a new asshole

>>60842425
youre still beta

Can anyone redpill me on ONDS or ASTS??

>>60842447
What the fuck is a beta now? Recently somebody mentioned a rare alpha and that was already weird

>>60842458
asts sounds like ass to ass if you prounounce it like a word

>>60842399
because none of that matters retard the government will step in and take care of you or god or the universe or whatever, it will all work out. You're simply too scared to get out there and enjoy your life. Good luck with your spreadsheets tho. In the old days society would have pressured a nice girl into marrying you but nowadays she stays at home and fucks herself on camera for more money than you make

>>60842495
Sirs, /pol is on another board.

>>60842420
Don't post this blasphemous crap

>>60842530
How about this? It's mine.

>>60842536
That's pretty good, I like it

>>60842399
how do u know that stuff tho? did they sit you down and explain their exact financial situation to you?
"having debt" and "being in debt" are different things. it's worth it to have debt if its interest is below what you're earning in the market.

>>60842425
literally who cares, they'll never let you in to the normie club, even if you fake it you'll hate yourself. vid related. enjoy your gains and ignore them, they'll claim it was all luck
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X9XqD_k6TQ&ab_channel=USDZ
>>60842460
lmao

>>60842399
Hylics are incapable of the depth of thought/feelings that you experience, they deal with their debt slavery much the same a bovine deals with its farming, mindless consumption and mooing until the inevitable slaughter.

>>60842399
>>60842441
>>60842582
>sure I'll be in debt for the next 25 years but I only need to make the minimum $20 payment per month!

Why don't american job postings ask you what your caste is?
How do higher caste people tell HR that they're higher caste and therefore have more talent?
They should add it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvyD04Ge6go
another ebinar for grafefe
they will poomp this to $10 eoy and you will chase it

>>60842671
That's because Everyone in America is a Brahmin, so they wouldn't need to ask that anyways. They'll assume you're a Brahmin too btw, so if you aren't, just pretend you are or you'll get mega-fucked for the rest of your life.

why the fuck can't any bank have a functioning website ever I swear I'm going to crash out dealing with this shit
all I want to do is consolidate my 401k accounts and transfer some cash to an investment account but none of the three financial institutions have fucking websites that work
I've tried five browsers across three devices
I've tried their apps
>Were sorry we couldn't verify your account with the routing number you typed in teehee!
>but if you just securely give this Mastercard subsidiary with a dubious privacy policy your bank log in for unrestricted access to your finances, then maybe it will work haha
I am so tired of this shit

>>60842671
pretty sure the US already breaks down their stats by race like the UK

>>60842713
I'd blame indians. Just cause.

>>60842743
I blame them too, but for everything wrong with society

>>60842227
Watch and learn.

>>60842713
>using a bank and not a credit union

>>60840798 (OP)
HERE WE FUCKING GO!
FUCKERS.
PEPE ALL THE WAY!
100%

>>60842530
>>60842420
Post more blasphemy! I love it!

>>60842756
Whats the benefits of a credit union over a traditional bank? My friends that use credit unions have nothing but bad things to say about them. I have literally never had a problem with Wells Fargo but I hear endless complaints about them online.

I'm still long HGRAF because I believe in the tech and in the customer pipeline leading to contracts getting signed. The CEO is obviously a CIA asset who's mission is to get the company out of Canadian hands.

>>60842695
>If we could lightweight some of the components

https://youtu.be/8BNP126zgPU?feature=shared

Rate my make it stack

Coreweave $125 sept 25th calls
HIMS $65 oct 16th calls
Tesla $410 November calls

>>60842775
credit unions are non-profits
banks are for profits, most publicly traded
banks charge fees for random shit to create shareholder value

>I have literally never had a problem with Wells Fargo
do you enjoy paying fees?

>>60842779
Id like for here to handle my assets if you catch my drift. SEX!

Also the techn is fake and gay, and if it was real increasing supply will lower cost , just like any commodity.

>futures flat
Bearish...

>>60842790
Way too early on the HIMS calls. Try again next year. TSLA 410 calls is beyond retarded, especially since their subsidies or whatever end in september. Coreweave might do okay but I dont know why you would bother. How much did you drop on all those? I honestly think buying scratch offs would be a better ROI than what you did.

>>60842792
What fees? I havent paid a fee since an overdraft fee like 5 years ago.

>>60841962
What year is it? No one in tech has been using amplitude for analytics for over 10 years.

Everything is very tightly controlled.
Do you see how they open futures very slightly green?

>>60842790
Make what?
Based on what?

>>60842809
I hate women

>>60842801
I have about 2k in each of them. Hims and coreweave are both incredibly oversold. Anyone who wanted to sell sold already I don't see then going any lower. And the bottom is in on tesla it's just waiting to moon. If market sediment stays good and the indexes keep making ath it will be at $400 within a month

>>60842775
they're all different but mine doesn't charge any fees and has nice offices. at the end of the day you won't notice a lot of difference, but I wouldn't like seeing headlines of wells fargo fraud while banking with them. a credit union is technically owned by every account owner and they actually have reserves vs a bank that exists just to profit from you

>>60842827
Just because theyre oversold doesnt mean theyll be bought. The price wont magically go up unless institutions want to invest, and they dont. Same thing with TSLA, but I also dont think the bottom is in. I would wait till mid october for that.

My family wants to take a cruise together...
So I guess I'll be investing in some boat tickets soon...

>>60842829
>wells fargo fraud
That doesnt affect me at all. Banks are insured. Even if they fuck up so epically they get shut down (which would never happen) i would still get my money back. That stuff really only affects their stock price, and im not invested in them.

>>60842834
Why would you want to be stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean with a bunch of blacks?

>>60842827
>market sediment

>>60842846
It's not that kind of cruise, it's more of a scenic one (think Norway or Iceland direction). I doubt any blacks would ever go on this.

>>60842843
it doesn't until it does. I had an account for all of 5 mins with wells fargo and someone logged in and transferred $1k. I got the money back but just dealing with that is a pain in the ass. when I call my credit union I don't talk to a jeet in Mumbai

>>60842793
Not if increasing supply increases the demand curve first.

>>60842846
he isn't looking for party cruises retard

>>60842855
I wouldnt be too sure. Whatever you do though, just dont go with Carnival.

How could you look at this and that the odds of a rate cut have decreased over the weekend and not be bearish.

The rug is going to be pulled in September.

>>60842864
or royal carribean

>>60842863
The fuck you calling me a retard for, niggerfaggot? All he said was he was looking to book a cruise. Kys yourself.

>>60842832
I'm pretty confident the coreweave and hims calls will at least triple in value in a few weeks. The tesla one should double. Its an easy 10k

>>60840812
Thoughts on pic related? Are the crypto zoomers going to seethe while stock aristocrats and commodities chads reign supreme?

>>60842867
Forgot image, sue me I've been day drinking all day, Chinese food is en route and I can't wait to make reckless moves in 90 minutes time

>>60842867
Look at what

>>60842879
Why would bitcorn dropping mean a decrease in the odds of a rate cut?

>>60842808
they added a monthly fee without warning to an old savings account I had with them, slowly draining the entire balance of the account away, then they charged me an overdraft fee. fuck wells fargo

is we goin up or down

>>60842879
Bitcoin doesn't matter, see >>60842875 and >>60840812

>>60842875
>over_for_crypto.jpg
Big if true.

>>60842883
Buttcrap is a leading indicator

>>60842883
Those were two different points. Odds of a rate cut have decreased over the weekend from 80% to 70% and will continue to drop when bad CPI & PPI reads and bad jobs data in September.

BTC is effectively market confidence/liquidity and moves almost in sync with M2 Money supply. If BTC is down over the weekend, the market will open red.

>>60842885
yes

>>60842890
Bitcoin is a trailing indicator to the NASDAQ. Low volume pumps and dumps on the weekend are nothing important.

>>60842884
See, these are the types of complaints I hear about all the time, that I have never encountered myself. All I have is a checking account with them, as their savings accounts are total bullshit. Completely useless. Read the fine print next time and maybe you wont get fucked in the ass. Who would ever open a savings with them at like ~1% interest? Doesnt even make up for inflation.

>>60842886

BTC is now entrenched into traditional finance systems, Tesla, XYZ etc have significant BTC holdings that would be devalued. MSTR inevitably collapsing will tank markets and investor confidence.

>>60842891
CPI & PPI don't matter anymore, might move the odds on Polymarket for a few days, but the Fed no longer cares about inflation returning to 2%.

>>60842790
ygmi

>>60842855
What the fuck, why would anybody board a ship to cruise around, that's as weird as climbing mountains, wtf is wrong with you people.

>>60842900
>MSTR will tank markets
Oh, youre retarded. Im sorry.

>>60842908
Well it's going to dock at some quaint towns on the water apparently...
Idk
I haven't taken a vacation in like 6 years though so whatever

>>60842899
>blah blah read the fine print
There were no fees in 2008 when I opened the account under the bad financial advice of people I trusted at the time. Wells Fargo added fees to the account in 2022.

>>60842912
I recommend going to Aruba rather than taking a cruise. Most blacks dont go there as its not really a party destination. Very relaxing, and the people are nice.

>>60842875
>Tether
I'm new to crypto and mostly have ETH related coins (like Solana for example), but Tether is the largest issuer of stablecoins, aka coins that are pegged to the USD for the cryptospace. I don't know what the fuck they are supposed to have to do with Bitcoin.

When do we short the market?
It's way too high.

>>60842917
Still your fault for not keeping up with it. I check all my accounts at least weekly to make sure Im not being robbed. It takes 2 seconds.

>>60842918
I don't get a vote in this plan. My siblings and parents are coming up with it. I'm just the one paying for it.
Cam on SOXL please keep pumping...

>>60842924
Tomorrow or 0dte before Powell speaks if he decides not to lower rates you'll make stupid ass money.

>>60842870
nigs don't go on expensive cruises retarded faggot

>>60842924
you don't

>>60842901

Let's find out :)

>>60842911
A $100,000,000,000 Ponzi scheme popping will definitively have an effect on markets.

>>60842929
He speaks tommorow?

>>60842924
a few months after rate cut

>>60842834
Buy Carnival. I hear about them all the time and the tickets are cheap.

>>60842929
He's such a clown. Announcing possibility of a cut almost a month in advance after getting the worst PPI in months that missed expectations by more than +0,5%

>>60842962
It's probably gonna cost me like 5 grand

>fed announces that they are moving away from the 2% inflation target
>likely will become 2.5% or 3%
>bond prices go up
okay what
I genuinely expected bonds, especially long term bonds, to crash because now the inflation expectation would be higher
Market Priced inflation:
>5 year - 2.54%
>10 year - 2.42%
>30 year - 2.29%
I guess they've already been pricing in inflation being higher in the bond market? so this fed announcement was expected?

>>60842965
An emergency ratecut after the jobsreport would have made more sense, would be more coherent and integer than what he just did. He didn't cut cause he lacked the knowledge of the revisions. Now he wants to cut with the knowledge of increasing inflation.

>>60842965
this is the same guy who watched inflation climb for 15 months, and over the target for 12 months, while blaming everything else as an excuse
>muh supply chain
>muh transitory inflation
>muh russian war
>muh wages are too high
before finally raising the interest rates
he kept interest rates at 0.25% while inflation climbed to 9.1% before finally raising it

I will never understand why people like Powell

>>60842981
This cultbehaviour is annoying regardless. I can't call anybody Daddy Powell or Daddy anything.

>>60842981
Raising interest rates does nothing to supply side inflation.

>>60842790
I just don't really get HIMS seems like a dorky stock I don't know about it. Your coreweave will boom hard if Nvidia does and I like your Tesla ideas, especially if they have some upcoming robots event or we get really bullish again.

>>60842924
>it's way too high.
but i say it's undervalued.
so let's compromise and say its fairly valued. :)

>>60842981
the way government spending and the stock market are structured makes it impossible to have sensible interest rates. if they don't trend to zero, there will be a recession or depression.

>>60840822
if i was 20 again... 50% UPRO 50% VOO. invest every pay day. invest more when VOO under 200w. print this and put it on your desk

>>60842934
Yes they do retard. Kys.

>>60843000
You're going to have to explain why here.

>>60843006
I mean considering the massive amount of debt we have, from government to state to car to school to medical to mortgages etc., letting the inflation rate target be 2.5% or 3% seems entirely reasonable and expected

>>60842992
it just blows my mind
>every excuse in the book is made for 15 months until they finally raise interest rates and IMMEDIATELY inflation begins to come down
We used to have some random fed that would pop in and scream that interest rates wouldn't impact inflation and they would only come in to argue that

>>60843012
no they don't faggot
they mostly take the cheap 3-4 day party cruises from carnival
the longer more expensive ones are fine

>>60842975
>so this fed announcement was expected?
Yes

>>60842885
Up

>>60843002
Just look at HIMS financials they have been growing revenue by 80% a year. And I think a lot of the stock price is based on ozempic

>>60842867
rates only drop for bearish reasons

>>60842847
who's that?

Are we finally gonna go above the dot com bubble?

>>60843030
Yes they do retard. Black people take any cruise they want and turn it into a party cruise. Kys

>>60841677
HOOD is too cheesy for me now man I wonder if its going to backfire on them, do you really want to be Place Where People Lose Everything as your business image? Yet they keep piling on the gambling options.

>>60841742
Its only because search got so shitty and full of ads. Right now I am enjoying AI search when its on the get people addicted and hooked and then it'll be just as bad, when the ChatGPT types out an entire ad for AG1 before it gives its answer rofl.

Also remember to be extra careful I guess not sure what you are trying to find personally I have gotten any financial information I wanted so far.

>>60842834
consuming =/= investing

>>60843052
stfu retard
black people don't have the money for the more expensive longer cruises targeted at families
if you don't believe me fine, ask anyone with any experience with cruising and they'll tell you the same thing
avoid the 3-4 day carnival cruises at all costs, the 7-14+ day cruises are perfectly fine

spy upside gap was filled friday
now there's the new downside gap that will need to be filled

>>60843059
Yes they do retard. Blacks have more money than you retard. Kys retard.

>>60843061
her gap is the one that needs to be filled if you know what I mean

>>60843066
>Blacks have more money than you retard. Kys retard.
you need to be 18+ to post here

>>60840838
buy NIO

>>60842817
if this is true then making money in this market should be piss easy

>>60843074
You need to be black to post here retard

>>60843078
It is.

>>60843053
holy shit I just thought of something
When ChatGPT/Other AI ads come out that will be brutal dude. Imagine your best friend or wife telling you to buy something, the kinds of relationships people have with their AI they are in love with them, it will be subtle too they will barely notice it. They could say, you want to go to the store to buy beer, its a fun party, buy Bud Light or other beer. Then people will slavishly do whatever the AI tells them, buy the Bud Light. It could reference it too. So it says did you like your beer? Then you got yes I hope that Bud Light was fine it will reply of course it is because it has lower calories than its competitors and I know you are very health conscious. Going to be WILD.

>>60842713
unis have even worse website
I swear they do that on purpose

>>60842981
2020 was special circumstances. the lockdown in china was extremely significant, would have caused major disruptions. that's why we locked down our country, printed a bunch of money, and let in a ton of immigrants. powell's hands were tied, as were many politicians, dramatic measures had to be taken to prevent a major economic meltdown and they were. they probably went overboard, but the economy still had not recovered from the 2009 collapse and it's a sensitive time with boomers retiring and little but their houses as savings. they wanted to preserve the status quo as much as possible. it wasn't all stupidity and malice, and they had to dance along with china to prevent outraging them as well. very difficult period and explains our new hostility towards china, attempts to decouple economies.
also the fed isn't a domestic institution, it's a european one. europeans buy most of our bonds, they are our major creditors, the fed protects the interests of our creditors first, just because it's not in their mandate does not mean it's not so.

>>60843084
kek

>>60843089
AI ads are already out anon. And theyre shit.

>>60843085
then the market being controlled and manipulated is a good thing

>>60843044
OK maybe I'll do your entire portfolio then I like your picks, need some moneyyy

>>60843095
grim

>>60843099
Not in the app though but yeah they are shit. AI will become most normies only friend in this world so if the AI says do something a lot will.

>>60842409
just make sure your current car is at least clean and in decent condition
fuck what other people think

>>60842399
no one cares about debt when rates are basically 0 (or right now when rates are guaranteed to go back to 0 in a year or so)

>>60843051
s&p 500 priced in gold, we're still down 2/3rds from the dotcom peak. compensated for M2, we're close to to the dotcom peak. i'm inclined to think we've got room for another few years of inflated valuation

>>60842409
I refuse to buy a new car. Imagine dropping $20-30,000 when you could buy stock

>>60841872
the entire market is gay and stupid

>>60842399
Normies think money buys things, when you should really use it to buy freedom.

>>60841842
the chinese increase is happening at the same time when germany is basically going back to the stone age

>>60841742
they do a pretty good job at summarising it

>>60843128
>priced in gold

>>60841726
I use BTC the same way as gold
I mostly store it myself

Most of my money is in equities anyways

>>60841719
no you didn't

>>60841677
lmao

>>60843051
Yes, but we're not close to the top. We haven't even got vertical yet. Dumb bears calling the top way too early. It will probably be 2026.

>>60841639
probably

>>60841677
I lost 7k on 0dte's last year and havent touched em since.

>>60841448
who doesn't?

>>60841352
just get fit retard

>>60841340
flatties BTFO

>>60840980
not outperforming investor expectations is my guess

>>60842175
True and real

>>60840898
nice tatas

>>60840858
good lord

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>>60840838
SOXL

>35pbtid
>>60843186
Thanks, we need it

>>60843054
It's an investment in my happiness I guess

>>60843143
you see some cool stuff when you price stocks in gold

>>60842399
I have almost 150k in student loans that I haven't paid a penny on.
I'm sorry.....I just....won't pay ok?
I know I know...I just...wont

>>60843143
Fucking kek is that pajeet Lyle