Thread 60843181

Clean it up wagie, edition.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investments
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc smg:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons contemplating sudoku
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

Previously on /smg/: >>60840798

first for ASML

>>60843181 (OP)
Anyone buying UI?

Who’s ready for more keks?

>>60843198
I'm ready for more bags

Futures are crabbing hard.

>>60843198
I don't like bullying stupid people.

>>60843205
crabpumping

>>60843207
how else will they learn?

>>60843198
Anon it's currently up 30% from there

>>60843198
it started from 0.17 and didnt dip below 1
notice the pattern do the math sex the ceo

>>60843200
So Nasdaq crabbing until Nvidia earnings? It did the same a quarter ago.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


EVERYTHINGS BLOOD CRAB

>>60843236
looks like it

what's up niggers

>>60843240
booooooring

>>60843240
>>60843242


>captcha SMG T 4

>>60843246
nothin much
what's up with you?

Alright /smg/, I need our greatest thinkers to help me right now. I have a covered straddle write (6 call and 6 put calendar spreads) at 621 strike on SPY. they are profitable and I want to hold them at least until september 8th, but with the jackson hole rally plus a potential giga pump from nvda earnings, I am considering hedging my position by closing 1 call and 1 put calendar spread, and buying an nvda straddle or call, 8/29 exp for the earnings, that way when it moves like a bat outta hell I can manage some profit even if moves up bigly which would move SPY bigly and move me further away from my profit zone on my straddle write. This would allow me to stay in the straddle longer with my profits from the nvda play, which is my biggest risk to my straddle write at the moment. Of course if nvda moves down with a call, I still manage with my straddle going deeper itm, if i bought a straddle on nvda and it misses thus dumping, I capture profits from both positons. I believe they call this "hedging?" what do you guys think.

>>60843249
hot

Please poomp the stock tomorrow amd mommy. You can do anything to my bussy, just please, please poomp the stock.

>>60843260
We just said tech was going to crab cause Nvidia earnings are later this week.

>>60843257

I think you are a fool and will soon part with your money. I hope you didn't work hard for your income.

>AHHH IT'S BLOOD CRAB
>you are retarded for using a crab strategy, actually
filtered so hard

>>60843273
kek

>>60843198
The short report on HGRAF is garbage, the group that put it together has gotten into tons of lawsuits for making up fake bullshit, they were also the ones who did the short report on SOUN back in March, and it's up over 100% since then.

>>60843273

Don't say I didn't warn ya! :)

>>60843273
newfags don't know how options work.

>>60843280
cute

>>60843280
saggy

Anything to buy that's not severly over-priced?

>>60843284
they look perky as fuck dude

>>60843280
miss my crab chan. deleted all of them in a porn folder genocide. shame I was keeping her there. Whatever.

>>60843285
foreign equities

>>60843288
Perky saggers

>>60843290
you can still find her in the archives

>>60843285
UMG

>>60843285
UNHG

>>60843285
No, just wait until a bleed red day. They are always around the corner. Be ready to slurp.

>>60843292
fair enough

>>60843198
Who else slurping at $.75c?

>>60843257
man, this shit is why i don't believe in options. it just warps incentive to the point where you dunno what your risk even is, let alone how to manage it.

>>60843307
It's ironic because the purpose of them was originally to hedge risk.

>>60843288
what's their perk?

>>60843323
their firmness

>>60843307
alright alright, listen, nvda earnings are going to juice the market aka move spy by like 1-2% alone. It's already responsible for the majority of SPY's gains. Im at the tippy top of my profit area on my straddle, if spy keeps moving up im going to start losing money. Spy is highly likely to move upwards if nvda pumps, and nvda is highly likely to pump if it's in line with or beats expectations, which it is likely to do either or. I dont want to sell my straddle just yet, so I can hedge nvda's earnings. My options are: straddle on nvda, call on nvda, sell my position, or do nothing.
>>60843312
I am thinking about using options to hedge my options

>>60843307
I literally just had that. My crab strategy was 360 friday, then monday it was +600 over the weekend. On tuesday it went down to 250 on that dump On wednesday I sold for 250 gains right before the next dump. If had not I assume I would have went into negative. Now I would be probably up 500-600, factoring in decay. I didn't wanna risk holding because they expire wednesday. And they were slightly more long than short. I was right, until this faggot Powell had to repump everything.

>>60843292
It isn't considered sagging breasts when the woman is on all fours and the breasts are hanging down from gravity. Sagging is standing up straight and the breasts are being pulled down a lot.

>>60843357
But she isn't on all fours. Her arm is even on her lowerback-ass/gluteus medius.

>>60843357
this

Crypto collapsing, Stockmarket to follow?

>>60843372
crypto collapses all the time

I'm shorting NVDA because AI is garbage and so is Jensen and his black leather jacket.
The only thing Nvidia is good for is video cards for playing Battlefield 1942

dumbs and NEGG goes to 1000 by 2026

Hafnia bitches we making a come back. Ready for that sweet sweet diivy increase.

>WMT
>default DPSP with Manulife puts assets into a target retirement date fund, which is equities and heavily into fixed income
>also has a stock plan mutual fund, which is different (and suboptimal) to the 15% payroll shit we can do
>any of my coworkers that are savvy to investing just do one of these things and ignore it
>I chose to get 85% into Mawer intl equity and 15% into Mawer global equity; intl is more focused on several countries (like 8-12% each) and the global is like 45% USD
>my plan was to use this for international exposure to good companies that are either expensive or hard to invest in manually on US exchanges
https://digital.lipperweb.com/mfcgrs/mprofile?symbol=68376465
https://digital.lipperweb.com/mfcgrs/mprofile?symbol=68177576

Not bad performance, 9-10% annualized is comparable to S&P

>>60843361
It is equivalent because chest and stomach are parallel to the ground.

>>60843285
Gold mining stocks

>>60843361
the titties are in the same position as if she was on all fours

>>60843412
Are you a socalled simpvestor?

>>60843372
buy HGRAF as a hedge

>>60843437
Some would advise SBSW

>>60843441
You probably have room for both in your portfolio.

March April was our bear market. We have "spent" this bear slot so to say.

>>60843449
it was a big correction too
an entire year worth of gains was wiped out

>>60843312
That's still how 90% of actual wealth with options is generated. Wall Street bets just lead to losers.

Just saying, this pump was really dumb. Especially when you take into account that TSLA pumped +6% on it.

>>60843285
Nike

GAMB Chads were finally pumping :)

klarna should go public asap. i want to buy the IPO. financing every $20+ payment over 18+ months is keynesian's final form. the true power of the consumer will be unleashed.

line go up

Hgraf bros, what we thinking of $WWR as a related play?

>>60843482
that's the line's job

>>60843485
a rising tide raises all ships so i doubt you can go wrong with any company that makes graphene
this one makes graphite but the average investor probably doesn't know the difference so it doesn't matter
but i'd have to check their financials and make sure they aren't on the verge of bankruptcy

>>60843437
>HGRAF
>>60843441
>SBSW

If you knew what was good for you, you would get in on GRRR at the soonest convenience

>>60843519
Now what?

henlo mister jerome
please lower the rates soon
time is of the essence
thank you mister jerome

>>60843544
>Now what?
read the pamphlet retard, that is what the pamphlet is for

>>60843549
sweetie you don't have to ask
he already (basically) confirmed rate cuts at jackson's butthole

Is there anything like SGOV but with no exposure to the US?

>>60843559
yea but i need them
NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

>>60843531
That retard can't even finish a book, no way I'm investing in him.

>>60843549
>>60843562
priced in

>>60843181 (OP)
It's natural for a woman to be on her knees cleaning. She probably got off on it.

>>60843562
Well now I don't want to

>>60843257
Close puts if profitable. Close calls on runup pump. You're welcome. Screencap.
t. SG-1 enjoyer.

>>60843554
Oh

>yeah we're revolutionizing graphene production by putting gases in a can and setting them on fire
lol

>>60843561
buy other country's bonds directly

>>60843562
bee patient

>>60843568
it's natural for a woman to be on her knees period

>>60843592
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO BEEEE

>>60843570
indecisive piece of shit

>>60843604
>indecisive piece of shit
its a show, don't take it seriously. He is just the performer, he does what he is told.

>>60843574
kek

>>60843602
bee free

>>60843606
yeah I know, he just does whatever the market has priced in already

>>60843612
ok

>26 posts by this id (25%)
I just know there's a canadian flag not being displayed

>>60843631
I'm not canadian

some1 was asking about AMPL last thread, it has gross margins of 74% so basically what you'd expect from data company, but trading just under 5x price-to-sales while still growing rapidly so quite discounted because the general market dont know how to value cash machines until their bottom line is actually "profitble" on paper

you make lots of money by recognizing companies that can print a lot of profit once they make that switch, because the rest of the market dont know how to price that in, key point AMPL gapping up almost +30% on its earnings and then bled down to -10% close in the same day, it's a midcap so price discovery can be quiet volatile still, some big whales recognize the value it's showing already and can look pasts its exaggerated expenses
The thing with expenses is, as an example you might spend $10 upfront to fulfill a new contract that gives you $2 every month for a year (basically ~70% gross margin), but you have to report that $10 expense in a quarter yet only report $6 in new revenue so it looks like you're shitting the bed. This is why many growth companies can all of a sudden just switch to profitability when they let off the gas a bit, i.e. amazon having a pe of 1000x for some time or just straight up "unprofitable"

Now does AMPL have those characteristics? The cashburn and dilution in this growth stage does seem a bit worrying but it's still also under a 5x price-to-sales so a short-term $20 price target swing is quite feasible. If we had an actual bubble (no, even with ai right now, we are not really at mania levels yet like 2020-2021, far from it) then it could hit $40 or beyond, but probably not its $80+ peak given the stock dilution since then

I think it's an interesting play, it's crabbing right now which puts retards off, but you're supposed to buy before it goes up
IMO i think IDN and CXDO are more interesting, but you do have to diversify between (good) picks just to lower risk of any individual catastrophe

>>60843291
This. So many people are missing the train on non-US equities because of recency bias. You can find lots of excellent companies making excellent money at PEs lower than 12 if you only look outside the US.

>>60843616
>whatever the market has priced in already
no, he works for a private bank, which is owned by private persons who tell him what to do. His job is to play like he is in charge and whatever he does makes some kind of sense and not reveal what is actually going on.

>>60843640
and those same low PE stocks have insane growth potential, you won't find anything like it in the US

>>60843631
that's the guy who replies individually to every post
he is not canadian but he is black

>>60843644
I mean he literally never went against whatever the fed funds futures market has priced in
his actual job is to talk the market into pricing in whatever he wants to do

>>60843648
I'm not black either

>>60843631
>>60843648
Gradually, I began to hate them

>>60843485
>WWR
i pick all my stocks based on a simple heuristic:
look into their eyes and ask yourself
do you want to tongue the ceo's anus?
and for that reason, im out.

>>60843648
He's white as snow.

Hate to say this because I am an OPEN bull but I think OPAD will steal all the momentum from it, when the RSI hits 80 people will switch en masse. If you look at revenues, to stocks float and ratios, OPAD should be like 10 dollars it’s at least an easy double from 2.20.

>>60843665
>I am an OPEN bull
a what?

>>60843640
Everyone is still learning all that finance jazz, including supposed self-made experts on YouTube. A lot of countries in Europe have index funds with higher CAGRs than SP500, the only thing you sacrifice is a bit of Sharpe ratio (i.e. more risk), but it's not like it's a third world junk type of risk.

>>60843474
How are people like THAT not slandered as clankers?

>>60843280
This would be one of the hottest generations ever if you gave her actual tits. Bake that image again this time with medium or large tiddies are prompt.

>>60843631
You made him reset

>>60843562
I mean, the cut is priced in NOOOOOOOOOWWWW
so...you already got your pump fren

>>60843720
too soon

>>60843639
>this analysis
I mean, it'll either pump on retard strength, or they'll shit the bed, there's no middle ground

>>60843639
but is the CEO hot?

>>60843762
Every CEO can be hot depending on what you're into

>>60843763
>stupid sexy warren buffett

>>60843784
please don't gore post on smg

>>60843571
>t. SG-1 enjoyer.

ruins your show

im in my TFD era

Sell SBSW.

>>60843689
>he doesn't know about the crab pasties AI prompt

>>60843689
the point of the meme is that she's flat like the market...

Now that the Ukraine peace deal is cancelled and pissed on, I'm thinking of trimming my investment in (Eastern) Poland.

>>60843829
This one is wise

I’m all in on ETHZ.

BULL earnings this week. Who’s ready for an easy win, chinamen stock always go up.

Kek who called me dumb for betting the jackson hole pump would be retraced this week. Where you at nigga

I think I'm going to buy gold with my winnings. And keep winning

Anybody remember FIGMA?

>>60843858
>jackson hole being retraced
lol, lmao.

>>60843877
I made money from puts on it.

How would you summarize this market?

>>60843877
>Anybody remember FIGMA?
LIGMA's sister?

>>60843881
>How would you summarize this market?
line goes up

>>60843883
LIGMA'S FATHER'S BALLS

>>60843858
Spy is down.06% in premarket and youre gloating nigga you dumb
Shits gonna crab till nvda then go to space

>>60843881
I don't understand this, so that makes it even more correct in explaining the market.

>>60843878
Crypto already fully retraced the pump

>>60843893
and if you shorted crypto im happy for you but this is smg

>>60843893
Sir get your crypto scam shit talk out of my /smg

>>60843893
>crypto is my stock market thesis

>>60843858
>>60843893
It's not too late to delete these posts. Many anons are still sleeping and haven't had the chance to laugh at you yet.

>>60843888
That's a bull.

i might invest in palantir, like *actually* invest in it for a decade or more. It's like shorting humanity and by extension women. in fact, you're causing life to be worse for everyone by investing in it. Im quite excited really.

>>60843931
>causing life to be worse for everyone by investing in it
that is how you make the biggest money.

>>60843917
fucking a bear yes, try and keep up

>>60843931
>>60843937
I remember reading a few years ago that like, people end up eating trace amounts of gold through the food supply chain, so waste recycling facilities can earn several thousands of dollars per year by basically filtering gold from shit. Unsurprisingly, the most successful ones are from India, who have a lot of gold-wearing pajeets, and a lot of shit

>>60843877
I had the displeasure of using Figma this week. What a piece of shit.

>>60843956
>>60843950
Okay so I just did a sanity test against chatgpt and I'm not completely crazy. It's just not viable, but the principle is sound. Gold would probably have to increase tenfold first

Still >$13m per million population
That basically means that a person is worth $13/year

>>60843950
Is that why the wef is trying to make them poo in loo? Is the whole campaign to steal poop shekels that would be left on the road?

>>60843976
rare smg high moments

>>60843975
please have some common sense and realize that this will never be feasible

>>60843980
In general probably not, in specific locations already being done. Didnt your rabbi tell you to read the whole image before pilpuling?

I said on Friday I don't trust this pump and it's Monday and I still don't trust it. Thank you for reading my professional market analysis.

>>60843720
Bro he just died. He definitely wasn't looking good in the last videos. The people constantly sending him booze and duster have blood on their hands when it comes to his death.

>>60843985
you're the guy who thinks we're gonna harvest gold from literal shit and you resort to calling me a jew?

Is it too late to lose money on HGRAF?

>>60844014
Im the guy saying people already are and that its funny how goyim getting gold makes your blood boil

>>60844016
>Is it too late to lose money on HGRAF?
the real bag holding is just getting started.

>>60844017
>WEF is pushing big toilet on indians to harvest poop shekels
>>60844014
in his defense, chatgpt calls it "recoverable," how much gold would be enough for you to dig through shit for it?

>>60844022
If it's part of an existing passive process, it would make sense. Building a waste facility JUST for gold? That doesn't make sense

>>60844023
this market thrives on infeasible business models. But as a solo operation, as a self-employed entreprenuer, would you sift through shit for gold?

>>60843285
OPEN

this shit will rocket 10x this year alone, it's done 10x already in one month, whole X and Reddit are piling in on it.
Don't believe me? it's the most traded stock these days, volume is massive.

>>60844022
There are processes already in use that extract metals from waste, you are a jew. Do you disagree with either statement?
>gradually i grew to hate them

I'm buying NVDA tomorrow. Be prepared for a massive rug on the earnings.

>>60844027
Would I personally? Not really, no. The model puts one person at $13/year. That's more or less minimum wage. To make the same as a full time minimum wagie in a year (2000 hours), you'd have to sift through the shit of 26,000 people in a year. That's a lot.

What would make more sense is trying to extract value from slag or mine tailings

>>60844029
I love jesus christ my lord and savior and denounce the talmud. I think you (you)'d the wrong anon

>>60844021
fantastic

>>60843257
Why are you using a crab market strategy in this crazy ass clown market where spy can hit ath because of a tweet?
You mainly profit from premiums with straddles, condors etc.

>>60844029
>There are processes already in use that extract metals from waste, you are a jew
Find one. From human waste, that is, which is the topic we're talking about. ChatGPT very vaguely mentioned something industrial wastewater, that does not count.

>>60844014
>we're gonna harvest gold from literal shit
If the price of gold rises high enough, yes you will.

>>60844030
looking forward to it

>>60844040
well considering I was up 10% in 3 weeks before jackson hole. I am collecting a lot of time premium, this strategy so far has served me well. At about +7% thanks to jackson hole. In a way im selling options to gamblers but supplement it by also being an options buying gambler. I see markets staying mostly level until the eoy. My max profit is spy @ 621 by october 31st because I opened this when spy was at that level during that whip saw downward around august 8th. Plan was to close out on sept. 8th.

>>60843988
what makes this pump untrustworthy?

>>60843931
Luigi was a buff chad

>>60843881
nothing ever happens

>>60844049
>I see markets staying mostly level until the eoy.
You're genuinely fucking stupid.

>>60843861
based

I got gibbs today, nuggies on me

>>60844063
>+10% FY2025 is unrealistic
clown

>>60844045
If the price of gold hits that level, we have other systemic issues to worry about

>>60844084
If the market pumps you lose
If the market dumps you lose
Retard.

>there are only two directions
100 iq hurdle challenge: impossible

I think we're still bullish until 2026. Benner cycles

What's the next PLTR after BBAI? Scary Big data company? Any more with small market cap?

You guys keep saying that eurostocks are underrated, yet post none.
Post some euro equities worth looking at!!!

Is Nvidia pronounced "in vidya" or "nivid-ia"

>>60844122
For me its BHS and AQB and SIGA

>>60844133
Any EU stocks worth investing in are available on Nasdaq. Anything else is bundled in a fund

goyshit impact imminent

>>60844133
>eurostocks are underrated
no one has ever said that

>>60844133
The fundamentals of Strabag look solid, could also be a solid Ukraine war ending play because they are a big player in the construction sector.

>>60844133
I just bought IBM for 30% of my portfolio

>>60843988
>>60844052
I swear half the time I see this sort of pump recently I check the EUR/USD and its USD pumping sharply as well. Euro CSPX is down YTD lol.

>schd at 28 overnight
Based!

>>60844133
If you're usd denominated, anything with >5% dividend will net you nicely in the coming 10 years

>>60844163
>Cspx down ytd in eur
Picrel is that movement visualized

>>60844045
As the price of gold increases, less of it will make it into the wastewater. I really REALLY doubt there's any combination of factors that would lead to a profitable shit-based gold extraction company.

>>60844014
lel

Where can I find the EVO 2025 report? Bloomberg's captcha is glitching up, I cannot register:
https://about.bnef.com/insights/clean-transport/electric-vehicle-outlook/#download-report-summary

>>60843260
#simpvesting

NIO chads when are we selling?
Im getting cold feet as i approach 100% profits

>>60843689
How would the pedophiles like her then?

>SPX in euros: down ytd
>SPX in gold: down ytd
>SPX in btc: down ytd
What's stopping you from shopping elsewhere anon?
>UNH
Lel

i'm gonna buy some nextdoor in like december
then i'll spam it here with an anime girl and sucker you niggers back in for the nostalgia

>>60844162
>I just bought IBM
Not European...

>>60844278
>what's stopping you from investing in Europe
>"Nasdaq n shieeeet nigga"
>eurotech outperforms nasdaq

>>60844162
shill it bestie, i see they had a nice quarter

mstr ruined ruined me

i hate this dogshit bitcoin collecting company so much

>>60844315
Have you tried the ether collecting company?

>>60844133
VOW group is one of my favourites. Very surprised recently on Trump tarriff shit and internal labour organisation issues but they have a solid design group, high manufacturing quality and are well positioned to be the main European company to benefit from the electric transition.

Their main risks long term are EU regulatory fuckery and cheap Chinese ev's being sold at close to or under manufacturing cost by aggressive Chinese state companies, but VOW are too big an employer in the EU so there are likely to be measures to mitigate this in their core market.

I expect they will hit €125 (~20% gain) by end of year with a big pump from the EU trade deal.

>>60844290
I thought it was German lol

>>60844313
Ai, Cloud, Quantum and an anon credibly said, they will announce something in the next time and their course looks good rn for +10-20. I hold it more like an asset til i know whats up with Intel, Nvidia and palantir because i acidentally liquidated all my positions there

Any reason to buy AMD over Nvidia?

>>60844372
Hopium that they'll actually release a non-dogshit GPU within 2 years
Pro tip: they won't, their CEO is a hole

>>60844372
AMD are complementary to Nvidia and have more growth potential. If Nvidia shit the bed somehow AMD will be the ones to pick up the pieces and take the market share. They are the only other AI chip designer

For me, it’s ETHZ.

haha the hook noses are panicking

>>60844393
They're honestly not wrong but it doesnt matter. Its just another fake and gay derivative, no different than an option contract or swap

>>60844372
No, not really.

>>60844162
>>60844290
>>60844346
I BIMS, eine MASCHINE

>>60844393
>>60844404
chainlink fixes this

>>60844372
Why not buy both?

>>60844278
USD will be the new TRY.

Her company, that I of course invested in, just got acquired by dr pepper...

>>60844372
AMD are starting to perform a bit better in both GPU and AIs, plus I can see APUs becoming increasingly popular.

Still a gamble on them coming up with a killer chip rather than just constantly trailing behind NVidia though. There's also the danger of Intel getting some dubious government assistance which lets them get more competitive again in both CPU and GPUs.

>>60844611
Simpvesting for the win!

>see massive upshoots on 24h graph and get hyped
>remember it's Monday and those 'huge' peaks are just 0.1%

Every time.

why’s bitcoin getting fucked?

>>60844634
Because I bought it...

when is GRRR pump?
I have a bag that is currently around breakeven.
i need to rotate it all into ASBP before it moons but I want to rotate max value.

If you are going short, you are betting that the Americattle will ever stop spending money over their budget.

In other words, you're a retarded shit eating imbecile. Amerimutts will *NEVER* not finance a pizza if there is an option to.

>>60844657
Also think of GAMB, NXDR, HGRAF and last but not least SBSW.

>>60844657

We will be gorillionaires this time next week sir

Intel $50 EOY

>>60844697
if you can't see the canary in the coalmine which was the 10% company bailout you're just beyond hope anon

>>60844634
because its a speculative asset with no intrinsic value

We could have had warhammer 40k work gloves if it weren't for retards

>>60844729
>spaceelevatorblackguyblockingwhiteguy.png

>>60844713
The 10% has been financed entirely with CHIPS act money that was already promised, it's just just a guarantee that ongoing government support is going to provide a safe floor for them to build on. Nvidia and AMD will be incentivised to do the work to produce on Intel fabs to hedge against TMSC getting Xi'd and with fresh tooling and processes (including upping the yield of 18a) from the big investment coming in intel will naturally begin to outcompete TMSC. I am very bullish on intel as a result, even if they are demonstrably a fucken shitshow right now.

>>60844737
I mean Intel has
>completely dropped the ball on GPU's
>is watching companies like AMD slowly take their CPU marketshare
>failed to enter fabrication plants
the only thing going for that company is if they can hold onto their CPU market share

>>60844737
TSMC has fabs in Arizona you fucking clueless retard. Incel is dead.

is this the floor for NATGAS before cold months hit or should I wait a bit longer?

>>60844743
what's funny is even TSMC is struggling in Arizona because the CHIPS act required them to go full DEI
>day care in every building
>hiring ex cons
>hiring 50 / 50 women
At one point they were so far behind schedule because of all these non merit based requirements they tried to bring in engineers from Taiwan and were threatened with CHIPS act funding being dropped so they backed up

Pretty sure they cancelled the next plant and are instead building in Japan lol

>>60844740
Intel are the only US owned large scale chip manufacturer in any capacity and so are the only ones that can physically supply advanced chips in a strategically reliable way.

>>60844743
And Gazprom had storage sites in Germany before the Ukraine war, didn't stop Germany getting fucked by them being mysteriously empty when the tanks rolled into Donbass in order to apply geopolitical pressure. You're very naive to think the Taiwanese govt are going to happily let US chip manufacturing continue uninterrupted when the Chinese missiles start falling. They will (rightly) be looking for every bit of leverage they can use to get big Daddy USA to come save their ass.

>>60844740
given the catastrophe of their last cpu release that seems unlikely
they jeeted too close to the sun

>>60844752
didn't have some insanely high failure rate? They're lucky GPU's have been as lucrative as they are so no one has cared about the CPU
If NVDA or other companies actually try harder they are in deep shit

>>60844749
>Sabotage TSMC
>Immediately grant Intel a bailout
Genius...

How do you make money on crabbing? Imagine you had 100% reliable information that something is going to go absolutely sideways for several days. How do you make money on that?

>>60844525
TRY has never been a global reserve currency.
USD will probably go the way of previous reserve currencies (Portugal, Spain, Netherlands, France, UK).
It'll be interesting to see what happens since only France (GRC status ~1720 - 1815) had both a fiscal and a current account deficit, and they still had a couple years of Napoleon left in the tank after the French Revolution.

>>60844780
>days

>>60844780
Sell options and make money on theta decay, easy

>>60843474
Seeing technology literally make hundreds of people obsolete makes me rock hard. How can anyone see this kind of marvel and sperg out about "muh jobs"?

>>60844737
This shit is so confusing. Trump said that the US isn't paying for the 10%, doesn't that mean they are getting diluted?

>>60844749
the west is so fucked

>>60844809
Trump says a lot of shit

>>60844811
global diversification is the only free lunch in investing

>>60844749
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/tsmc-sued-for-race-and-citizenship-discrimation-at-its-arizona-facilities

solly, whitu man, you too slo. You no work, you complain

>There have been a number of reports that TSMC has been having trouble finding its footing in the United States, with concerns over labor practices driving away American workers with "several hundred" employees being brought in from Taiwan to meet deadlines. That's on top of TSMC having trouble adjusting to U.S. work culture.

My portfolio keeps going up for no reason and it's making me nervous. I have a 38% rate of return on my investments and I'm not sure if it's because I made genuinely smart decisions or I'm just riding a bullmarket that will inevitably get rugged. My portfolio is mostly international ETFs.

>>60844740
babe, you don't know much about the sminiconfluxer business. equipment matters. you can't just make smaller and smaller transistors with existing lithography. the latest and best machines are all sold to intel. they skipped the last batch of machines, they are operating on equipment that is older than tsmc. there were complex geopolitical reasons why they did this, taiwan is not a loyal ally and they were trying to win them back with soft power, the kmt, the people that founded the roc on taiwan, are now the pro-china party that wants reunification and we are trying to prop up the pro-tranny pro-usa party to keep them on our side. tsmc is a gift from the united states government to taiwan, it is heavily subsidized in many ways. intel is in no real danger, and was about to bust out big until they brake-stomped the technology surge that intel was financing, big tech is all pretending they don't need better chips and only want ones built by tsmc for now. everyone wants a piece of intel before they start dominating the chip business once again with leading edge nodes, the only leading edge nodes in existince. it's been a rough ride with a lot of surprises and concessions made, but they've finally cleared the runway. intel will not be stopped now, leading edge manufacturing is coming back to america, and it's going to stay here indefinitely.

>Japan Post To Suspend Some Postal Items To US From Wednesday Due To Tariffs, Termination Of De Minimis Treatment

NOOOOOOOOOO MY AMIBOOOOOOOOOOS

>this week is going to be all green
reminder to sell near the top dont get greedy

>>60844855

Smigga this is the top. We correct in September then rally October.

Back to 6400 we go on market open. Enjoy the ride.

>>60844862
the top will be nvda earnings(if rekked), or october(beat/near miss)

>>60844849
as a nintendo kid growing up it pains me to see how insane nintendo fans and pokemon fans are

>>60844870
The September 10th & 11th CPI/PPI will show much hotter inflation, potentially scuppering a September rate cut. This will be after a bad jobs report on the 5th boosts confidence in such a cut.

>>60844866
Will probably take til tomorrow evening, step by step. https://youtu.be/ay6GjmiJTPM?feature=shared

are you HGRAFaggies ready for another green week?

>>60844886
priced in

>>60844886
>Bad jobs report
We're never getting another bad jobs report

>>60844886
what happens if inflation comes in good again

>>60844849
good. globalization was the biggest mistake ever and just like that emperor don is saving not only usa but the whole world from this evil

>>60844896
yes i hear they will announce new blockchain partnership this week

>>60844907
jpowell does a 4x rate raise

>>60844910
The issue is that everyone was brain washed to forget labor is a resource. This idea that unlimited immigration and globalization shouldn't be resisted at all has done nothing but destroy the middle class, as expected and intended. Labor was made cheap from oversupply and so wages died

of course after becoming wealthy at the expense of its citizens, the elites now have to contend with the reality that western societies are all consumer economies with a broken down consumer

basically they killed the golden goose and enjoyed the feast and now realize it can't lay anymore golden eggs

>>60844862
nah next few days its all green baby then i flush and wait for the correction

>>60844924
they'll definitely start a war at some point to distract the peasant from this and the ones behind everything will escape once again

>>60844937
>war kills a bunch of people
>inflation is allowed to widdle away the debt
>fresh start after

>>60844849
My titty mousepad got to NY just in time bitch

Anyone else long weed stocks with the rumors of pending re classification?

Don't buy. It's gonna crash.

>>60844947
Why would it crash?

Looks like a red day. Good buy in time if you're DCAing this week.

>>60844951
Okay it may not crash but the next 4-6 weeks we crab or go down. Source: I just know.

>>60844924
not really. the top 10% does the majority of the consuming and most of them aren't laborers or threatened by immigrant labor. when the economy gets better and the middle class feels like they can move up again then the populism will die down. things could certainly be better but the "american consumer" is doing fine. the middle class has definitely seen 17 years of real living standard declines though, let's hope that reverses soon.

>>60844957
Still don't see it. Aren't stocks going to rise as a result of the rate cuts?

CRWD
NTNX
BULL
NVDA
MRVL

Am I gonna make it this week?

>>60844963
Market picks direction and then events and news are largely just volatility events and doesnt really matter whether they are supposed to be positive or negative.

>>60844974
May God spare you

>>60844974
Buy rope

ETHZ bros… I’m gonna bussss

>>60844963
maybe its priced in and the pump we saw last week was what the market wanted to hear and now we’re going back to reality

>>60844994
Fuck off shill. Nobody is gonna buy your bags. If I see you in the next thread I'll fuck your mother

another red open. of course.

>>60844974
ARE YOU FUCKING INSAAAANEE???

>>60845007
Stay poor fag

>>60845012
Kys yourself you fucking shitskin bloddy benchod bastard bitch

Friday was the top. Gtfo the markets while you’re still in green. Please smiggas I love and care about you and your capital at risk.

gm simpbros
ready for a spanking?

>>60844944
I’m holding some heavy ass bags from years ago so I’m mega long.

>>60845034
Just accumulate some bear positions as a hedge

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

HGRAFsisters still holding , STILL NOT SELLING. $10 EOY , TRUST THE BLONDIE

>>60845115
Based

>>60845115
GET ONE IN THERE UNH

>>60845115
wtf was that bros....

I'm being financially raped

>>60845126
Just tell the market to stop. The market cant legally rape you if you say no.

>Palantards

I’m LMAOing at your life

hgraf is being short ladder attacked there no way this is natural selling

>>60845106
You inadvertently helped me with your SCHD-chan.

I read the worst FUD on hgraf to date last night. Apparently, on multiple occasions, Kjirstin has openly admitted that she does not want to be at the helm of this company as it goes into an explosive growth phase. She considers herself an interim CEO and plans to give the reins over to someone more experienced. In all likelihood, this will be some unattractive older man.

I was devastated to read this. Really hurt me bad, like someone piped acetylene and oxygen into my ass and lit a match. Visceral discomfort.

Then I remembered you. How you have managed to personify SCHD as an attractive waifu, despite the head of the fund being some dude. You're completely unbothered by that fact.

So even when Kjirstin steps down to a lesser role in the company, she can still be the sexy mascot that won my heart and took my 20k.

Thanks anon.

>>60845117
Long and strong here.

yet another red day. thats like 6 of the last 7.

V

>>60845143
The market is down 0.2% from all time highs.

>>60845115
>9:30:00
Based
>look at charts
Not based.

>>60845151
we won

>>60845151
not my tqqq, thats down like 7-8% from its recent highest point, SOXL cant even break 30

line go up

Probably gonna crab today.

>interest rate cut announced
>investors move back into the market after being out of cash
>now bonds and stocks are down a little bit as some go back to cash
just weird

>>60845168
Yeah but its the annoying and stressful type of crab where everything swings with huge candles. This is a shake out.

>MSTR
Lol, dip buying tomorrow when cash settles

>>60845172
>interest rate cut announced
What cut? When?

>>60845178
Jerry was vagueposting about it from the hole anon is just too excited

>>60845178
>he doesn't get the secret bloomberg emails

Solded some puts

gonna wait for nvda earnings for IV to die down and then buy leap calls i think. they're not done selling shovels just yet

Get in here faggots:

>>60845195

Her piercing gaze locked onto mine, a smoldering intensity that could ignite a boardroom. As the stunning CEO leaned closer, her tailored suit hugging every curve, confidence radiated like heat. Those deep, knowing eyes held mine captive, daring me to match her fire in a game where she’s always in control. That's when I knew I needed more. I needed more HGRAF.

>>60845199
shit slut, get real