Thread 60849043

I bought 5,000 chainlink at the age of 18 when it was 50 cents a coin. I knew block chain and oracle technology so well I sunk multiple paychecks in to get my amazing sized chainlink stack. Want to get rich bros? Buy chainlink, not scam coins like XRP.

>>60849043 (OP)
Green ID confirms. WAGMI chainlink bros.

>>60849043 (OP)
My cubes are radiating energy right now

BASED LPL CHUDDIE KIDDOS HOW YOU DOING BASED KIDDOS CHUDDIE POOLS FUCKING CLOSED

>>60849043 (OP)
Amazing.

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>>60849062
All green IDs. Praise Kek!

>>60849043 (OP)
Indeed.

>>60849043 (OP)
token not needed though

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>>60849069
And guess what else bros? My entire 5,000 chainlink stack is in the staking pool. I earn 0.6 chainlink every day doing nothing. Sergey! Thank you!

>>60849043 (OP)
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>>60849081
based green

>>60849073
cringe pink

>>60849043 (OP)
I'll buy in when it's $0.50 again.

>>60849326
Not happening bro. Time to moon my friends! Linkies will inherit the world and we have known that for years! Rejoice brothers!

>>60849043 (OP)
>six figlet
>bragging

HOLY SHIT ROLLIN FOR GREEN

TAN? FUCK!
lil green?

>>60849043 (OP)
You link marines who have large stacks like me, it is normal to feel nervous about the riches we will have. I will give some advice. Buy a mansion in an area you like whether in a city or in the country. If you have a pool, hire people to take care of it. Hire a personal chef and uber eats for everything you eat. Understand your favorite drugs and mix those drugs with your favorite TV shows or video games or gooning on /gif/. Make art if you are a creative type. I plan on playing Team Fortress 2 while drinking high end vodka drinks and smoking Californian grown weed. Let's go bro!!!

>>60849557
Make sure to tip heavily your uber eats drivers and personal chefs and pool boys. Why not? We will have so much money, may spread that joy to the people who are serving us. Verbally say how well of a job they are doing as well, but not in a demeaning way. I am going to call people racial slurs in Team Fortress 2 voice chat in a fun way while I am well drugged up in a non-degenerate fashion. Rich people love drugs just as homeless do, don't be ashamed of your drug usage unless it effects your life in a bad way. The drugs I use like weed and vodka only help my life. I also love smoking cigars while drunk and high. I plan on buying a nice cigar cabinet and smoking while dipping my feet into an inground hot tub. Watch Webm related, it's the most hilarious TF2 W I've ever seen. Imagine missing every shot and then stumbling in a victory. hahaha

>>60849557
Lol, this board is so amusing.

>>60849581
Thanks bro. Giving advice on how to be rich. Give your retarded parents and siblings money as well. Rich people say don't give money away because it ruins relationships, kind of true. Make sure they don't view you as a piggy bank that they can rely on, tell them they need to use the money strategically that I give you or else you get no more. For you retards who want to give money to friends or family to show dominance, don't. Don't gift a prospect GF/wife any money, you control the money, got it? Give good gifts, I will give some examples. Gift top end musical instruments if they play an instrument, find the best one and buy it for them. Gift normies incredible speakers such as the $400 Marshall Stanmore III speaker. Gift high end headphones and earbuds. Gift top tier cigars if they smoke them. Make sure you mention they don't have to repay you in any way, that you are gifting to them to improve their life because you love them so much. Gifting creates a power dynamic and you will come out ahead if you reinforce that they don't need to give anything including attention back to you. I have already gifted friends top tier instruments and that speaker I mentioned, it has improved their lives much. Make sense on being strategic with giving money and gifts to friends and family?

>>60849621
Support your favorite artists with much money on Patreon. I plan on supporting Krinkels, the man who make Madness Combat videos with a paycheck every month through Patreon because I think he is a creative genius and giving him money will help him focus on his art. Understand how money is power now? We can support artists all over the internet with Patreon and donation links with our chainlink riches. Supporting our favorite artists will make the world a better place because their art can get out instead of wage slaving.

>>60849639
It is now time flex my intellect even more and explain chainlink to retards who haven't bought yet. Chainlink is a decentralized oracle network, what does that mean? Chainlink takes data from around the internet and reports that data in a verifiably true way. This is incredibly important for literally everything. Chainlink is a source of verifiable truth. Verifiable truth can be put into a contract on the block chain and events can happen from that. Here is a small, tiny, miniscule example of what chainlink can do: Crop insurance.
>Be 3rd world farmer
>Have smart phone like rest of world
>Buy insurance utilizing chainlink on smart phone in case of drought
>Chainlink compiles weather data from multiple sources to prove if there is a drought or not in the area
>Farmer gets paid after chainlink reports truthfully there was drought in his area
>Farmer doesn't starve, middleman insurance agent is taken out, and chainlink holders get big money because the chainlink token was used during that whole example
Bros I have 167 IQ. I know you can tell from my posts. Let this retarded smart person tell you how to invest and why.

>>60849621
YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH AN INSUFFERABLE, NERD.

>>60849700
Nah bro. My friends love me. I am so smart and hilarious and love so much. I meet people at where they are and also know they know things I do not. My friends love that I try to learn from their stories and life.

>>60849722
I am the Nobody by the way. Here are my messages. Chainlink will go up in price while we are still in hell, but will be worthless in Heaven. Sybil attacks can happen from the Galactic Federation to the chainlink network, make sense chainlink marines? Sergey didn't quite make his chainlink project resistance to the most powerful aliens in the Universe.

>>60849752
*Resistant

>>60849722
can you help me by giving me money?

>>60849814
Sorry you need money bro. Being broke can mean death on this planet. I'm not in the position to hand out much money right now. I only have $130,000 in chainlink and bitcoin. Wage slave and put your money into link and bitcoin, something like a 80% link 20% bitcoin split would be smart.

>>60849049
This reminds me,
the other night after an intense and spiritual dream as I was lying awake, my mind wandered to my link investment. Immediately my head started vibrating and I saw the link logo then sacred geometry started radiating out from every point on the cube until my vision obscured.
It felt pretty real like it wasn't a dream idk

>>60849822
Great spiritual experience, loved reading it. I believe you fully. Nice green ID and hilarious it says gooof

I did buy chainlink, at fucking $30 in 2020. I sold actually earlier this year when I was break even, I feel bad even bumping this thread because I know it’s a thinly veiled advertisement for your tranny janny shitcoin, but it feels real good to watch this coin slowly die.

>>60849821
>Sorry you need money bro. Being broke can mean death on this planet. I'm not in the position to hand out much money right now. I only have $130,000 in chainlink and bitcoin. Wage slave and put your money into link and bitcoin, something like a 80% link 20% bitcoin split would be smart.


MOTHER FUCKER I DO HAVE MONEY BUT I NEED EVEN MORE MONEY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

SURELY 1000$ FROM THAT 100,000$ WON'T KILL YOU RIGHT???

FUCKS LIKE YOU ARE WHY IM A NATIONAL SOCIALIST (hammer and sword )!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING MATERIAL LIFE AND FUCK YOUR SHECKLE BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>60849847
I told you how to get more money, invest in chainlink and bitcoin. That's how I give you money right now, through knowledge. You don't want the government controlling the finances of individuals you fucking retard socialist.
>>60849845
Sorry that you don't understand oracle technology. If you understood the technology, you would have kept on buying since 2020 and not be in such a bad financial position. Chainlink went down to $5 dollars during that time, you could have had a 5x if you weren't so dumb with not buying more chainlink.

>>60849836
Thank you and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Gooof lol I hadn;t noticed that, and checkem. I like to believe that the meme magic confirms our forthcoming wealth

>>60849696
I can smell your brown skin through my phone screen. The way you type is like a third worlder ESL retard and chain link doesn't have a monopoly on smart contracts. Chain link shilling has always been so disgustingly inorganic on biz its insane.

>>60849897
I am a white 6'5" chad who lives in Minnesota with just over a 7" dick with an IQ of 167. I am a unicorn who is trying to help normies not be broke as fuck right now. I am spreading my love to 4chan.

Someone or multiple people are very drunk in this thread

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Based
>>60849043 (OP)
Hey friends. Chainlinkcontract.com is for sale on Godaddy right now. It's a great investment and you will also help out the Nobody by buying it.

LET'S FUCKING GO BIZ BROS!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b01Bnr1aXt8&list=RDb01Bnr1aXt8&start_radio=1

"My cubes are radiating energy" lol you children are histerical

>>60849523
The funny part was link dumping right after you said this. I estimate $18 by Wednesday.

>>60849043 (OP)
Pajeet token shilled by pajeets (Chainlink advocates) who hasn't made a new ATH since May 2021.

Fuck off Ranjeesh

ok i get some at 20 cents.

>>60849557
Love of pleasure will drive a man to poverty.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
1000 EOY

>>60849861
>ERMAHGAWD YOU COULD HAVE HAD A *5
That’s ok, my employee stock plan did a *7. Have fun with your tranny janny shitcoin.

>>60849043 (OP)
>tfw only 1100 LINK
Even if it goes to 1K EOY i will be in low 7 figure hell

TONIGHT

>>60850224
Bro. If the price goes down, be happy you can buy more.
>>60850494
Only if you're a fucktard. Everyone loves pleasure friend.
>>60851368
Quad 0s in time. Checked

>>60849043 (OP)
>saaaaaaaar do the needful!

>>60851089
Stock plans don't do a 7x. Normies cum their pants when their stocks go up 7% in a year. Normies are so dumb bros. They put money into 401ks and Roth IRAs instead of buying bitcoin and chainlink. Pic related is me to normies wage slaving when they could have made it by listening to me.

Sergey is not Satoshi!

>>60853659
When it drops to $7, will you sell? That is the true question.

>>60854759
It went from $50 to $5 dollars and I didn't flinch. No selling for me boys, except my staked link rewards to pay a mortgage on a large mansion.

I have <3000 LINK. I started buying in 2022.

>>60849557
TF2 was gay as fuck, TFC with the grenade tricks / tactics shits all over it

>>60849845
It's not a coin, thanks for trying tho, pajeet

>>60849043 (OP)
Sorry beggar, answer's still no.

I bought more USELESS today, though. It and Chainlink share a lot of similarities when looked through a certain mindset.

>>60856284
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

>>60855488
Nice stack bro.
>>60856284
TF2 is the best game ever made on Earth. The only major fuck up in TF2 is the sniper class.

>>60857990
For real. If sniper only had the huntsman or if sniper rifles were nerfed to do 120 hp damage on a quick scope headshot, TF2 would be even more incredible. It's so fun going sniper and easily pub stomping a lobby though, haha.

>>60849639
Damn, I still remember playing every single Madness Interactive mod, thank game was so incredibly fun, pic related.

Also, OP, what do you think of SXT (Space and Time)? I bought a massive bag in hopes it pumps six months from now (altcoin peak being eight months after bitcoin peak earlier this month, so theoretically alts should peak in April of next year.)

>Space and Time, a decentralized data warehouse, joined the Chainlink BUILD program to accelerate the development of its platform. This partnership aims to integrate Chainlink's oracle services with Space and Time's technology to enable the validation of off-chain query results on-chain, ensuring data is both tamper-proof and verifiably accurate.

>>60859712
That game was incredibly fun, thanks for the memories. I said earlier, 80% chainlink 20% bitcoin split is the best.

>>60849043 (OP)
Imagine if you'd bought bitcoin or eth or solana or ...instead. You'd be rich.

>>60849043 (OP)
Add UTK and NEAR to it and that's all you need.

>>60859268
Given that sniper headshots used to make people explode in TFC, I would say they nerfed it.