Thread 60850141

What fragrances does /biz/ wear?

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>>60850141 (OP)
piss smelly underwear and cum stain hoodie

>>60850141 (OP)
My own piss slathered all over my body

>gives u neck and thyroid cancer
thank u goy

>>60850146
Everything is le bad on tha forchen boards saaars.

>>60850141 (OP)
I have the same one but I only use it for special occasions. For daily wear I stick to YSL Myslf. Just a nice light blue one.

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>>60850141 (OP)
None because I shower regularly like a civilized human being,
kys

I like sauvage but I notice all the blacks wearing it with no deodorant at work...

Stronger with you
Armani code
Polo red
Mont blanc legend

I want stercus and tom ford oud wood ($300, fuck you, fucking faggot)

>>60850167
Yeah i was a fan of sauvage as well until I noticed the same thing: gentlemen lacking frontal lobe real estate are fans too.

So it's back to my signature and the bitches still dig it: Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male. Gotta super careful in application, this elixir is a panty dropper u don't wanna wear it to thanksgiving dinner.

Loewe 7 Cobalt

>>60850167
I love Tom Ford - Hombre Leather and Oud Wood, but my day to day is Creed Green Irish Tweed, Hermes Terre d'Hermes (Parfum) or Esencia (Loewe). Shits expensive as fuck though

>>60850609
havent tried that I love Loewe though all their scents are bangers

>>60850141 (OP)
I haven't washed my face, hair, pits, balls or arse in 12 days. I haven't bathed in 2 months. I haven't showered in 4 months. I wear stink and I hold ____

>>60850610

+rep coolwater

Creed - Aventus - $400 a bottle but it’s worth it

Creed original vetiver
creed milesime imperial

Nice smells i like em

$20 no-name dupes that I buy from random Shopify stores locally. They all use the same aroma chemicals anyway. Only brainlets spend more than $50 on a perfume.

>>60850142
>>60850144
this i havent changed my sheets in 4 years

>>60850610
this is the most normie shit. i worked with some perfume sellers once and the 'cool water' is like the big mac of perfumes from what I gathered. infinite stock

>>60850141 (OP)
Old spice classic

I change it up but this is probably my favorite

>>60850818
Also this. Anyone have a good summer frag?

>>60850674
>>60850758
it just werks

Creed aventus, mdci chypre palatin.

>>60850141 (OP)
Only used by real men

>>60850650
Everytime I got GIT in smelled different, classic creed

>>60850825
Bleu de Chanel
Valentino Born in Roma

>>60850826
isn't it obvious to Foids that a man is wearing his Goy Water? since the smell must be so common

man god damn /biz/ is gay, i've rarely used perfume, just deodorant

a really niche one that i’ve never smelled on anyone else before, and yes im gatekeeping

theres this thing called eau de cologne which is alright

>>60850846
t.indian who can't afford the real thing
Here's my list
-aventus
-aventus absolu
-mfk gentle fluidity silver
-br540 edp (not extrait like op pic)
-sauvage elixir
-mindgames blockade
-lv imagination
-initio paragon

>>60850854
Kek

>>60850883
Can't go wrong with any of the ones I listed. But this is of course if you have little to no body odor and don't need something oud-y to cover up

>>60850758
Is good tho.

>>60850141 (OP)
>perfume
fag shit desu

>>60850988
Duh real men smell of shit piss and cum just as any link hodler

I want a pure peppermint scented cologne, but I can't find one.

>>60850825
I tried percival and it was ass

>paying homosexual fashion designers for the pleasure of dousing yourself in hormone disrupting chemicals so they can donate money to the advancement of faggotry

I really hope you don't do this.

>>60850883
>t.indian who can't afford the real thing
Wrong.
It's how a real man smells

>>60851011
Peppermint oil. Couple of drops on your wristies and smushy smush your forearms together to get it nice and spread. Fragrances are based on scented oils–go straight to the foundation for your preferred scent.

>>60850825
I just ordered greenly tester I'll let you know how it is

>>60851149

Thanks!

>>60850688
Aventus gets hardmogged by Silver Mountain Water
>>60850831
>>60850883

I think Eros Flame is the best value cologne but Silver Mountain Water has a certain addictive quality to it, similar to the smell of gasoline

>>60851192
Silver mountain water smells like pen ink

>>60850141 (OP)
Anons, do you wear cologne that smells good to women, or cologne that you personally enjoy? Science says that men and women are attracted to different scents. So if you wear a cologne that you personally like, you might have more men compliment you and women might hate the smell.

>>60851220
I would have figured someone who likes aventus and sauvage would say such a thing kek
Boomer tier fragrance choice

>>60851220
SMW is a bookstore cafe cologne....fruity herbal tea upfront, something slightly peppery, an aquatic something because the tables are wiped down, and ink smell from the goth-y art girl sitting next to you covering pages with a ballpoint pen.

Literally the brownest and faggiest thing you can do.

>>60851021
>>60851174
I don't like Percival and herods okay but some people seem to love it

>>60851011
>>60851149
>>60851180
Creed Viking. The red one not the orange one

>>60851300
>>60851309
I bought decants twice. Hated it twice, could never get used to it. Way too sharp for me

>>60851236
>Anons, do you wear cologne that smells good to women, or cologne that you personally enjoy?
Myself but my gf like Tom Ford Tobacco vanile so I have a small bit of that to wear on occasion for her

>>60851330
Smelling good is good.
People like it when you smell good and dislike it when you smell bad.
When you bring good personality to the table, people see you as a source of something good and want more of it.
When you bring good looks to the table, people see you as a source of something good and want more of it.
When you bring good ideas to the table, people see you as a source of something good and want more of it.
When you bring anything good to the table, people like it.

When you bring a good smell to the table, people see you as a source of something good and they want more of it.
Smelling good is social kindling, and so often overlooked by pseuds that put all their eggs in the "I'm smart" basket.

Fragonard Eau de Séducteur

>>60851399
good point. im fragrancemaxxing starting today

>>60851399
no they just smell a fag who smells like a toilet
women want one thing, a dairy consumer's unwashed armpits after lifting

Whatever xerjoff/casamorati I feel like buying that time of year

>>60851192
That water is gone in 20 minutes after application, lol.

>>60851462
This is a projection of how you think, and you assume that others think the same way.
You think people who wear fragrances are fags or whatever, and you're assigning that attitude to others. You say, "Nah, they're tryhards. They're brown. They're whatever. Everyone else is surely looking at them with disdain."
But it's not true. It's just you projecting yourself onto others, which others reject.
Also you're gay.

>Hedonistic
>Green Irish tweed
>Elysium

>>60850144
this + sweat

>>60851462
>t. ugly incel with pathetic gains

Where do you guys buy? Specifically, is there a good site online that sells small sizes to test out?

>>60851568
unironically /r/fragranceswap but be careful of scammers
/u/twentyonedays is legit decant seller

this "hobby" is a money pit. do some research find out what you like first by going to the mall or sephora and spraying a few then buy some decants. dont blind buy ever. fahrenheit was my first blind buy and i lucked outo cause i love fahrenheit

>>60851489
Yeah, Creed is overrated and overhyped

>>60851385
Tobacco Vanille is great I like it more than Oud Wood but maybe I am just biased towards vanilla fragrances

>>60851489
I can smell it on my shirt all day and some on my wrists, you know you have to put more/less cologne depending on its staying power right?

>>60851373

Thanks!

>>60852032
>just make mere 10 sprays a day bro, trust me bro, just one more spray and it will stay for long, please bro...

>>60850146
> current year
> worrying about getting cancer
the microplastics in your brain thank you for your hermetic lifestyle

>>60851462
> ngmi
i wore a decent cologne one time and got positive attention from virtually everyone, including people who i know didn't like me or had written me off and ended up richer for it

people who sleep on fragrances generally sleep on aesthetics in general and are living their lives frozen out from multiple dimensions of the human experience, as if you could refuse to transition from their black and white television world because colors are le bad. or don't eat vegetables because they "taste bad". something like that.

usually because they are afraid of change, afraid that they might have been wrong and if they change it would admit they were wrong, as if being wrong or making a mistake defined who you are. you know, autismos

>>60850607
>>60850167
sauvage is so popular that it's become boring

New York intense - Nicolai
Montabaco - Ormond Jayne
Dior - Homme parfum and original
Chanel - platinum egoiste
Armani - Acqua di Gio parfum
Acqua di Parma - Essenza di Colonia
Terre d'hermes edt
Brioni edp

>>60850610
are you a 17 year old sophomore ?

>>60850141 (OP)
An aftershave my dear mater got me for Christmas. It smells like pine, leather, and floor polish. Woods of Windsor
>No pic

>>60850141 (OP)
Ball sweat

>>60850141 (OP)
I'm a man of distinction

>>60850655
Link

>>60850141 (OP)
Allergic for Men by DF

>>60852259
Whats Montabaco like? I love tobacco scents; have you tried the Terre d'hermes pure parfum btw versus the edt? Its an entirely different scent.

>>60850141 (OP)
For me it's

>>60853503
Montabaco. Opens with some similarity to Prada l'homme with violet and cardamom. Settles into a floral tobacco, like if you walk through a tobacco plant field, that's how I imagine it anyway. It's rather robust, yet fresh and airy giving it a natural quality. It's not the typical sweet tobacco vanilla slop.
Nuclear performance, but some might go a bit noseblind.

Tdh parfum, feels more gentlemanly and softend, less sharp and dirty with sweetness from the benzoin which I personally don't particularly like for this type of fragrance. It's not bad, but I prefer the original.

>>60850825
Kinda liked Haltane, but I didn't buy it. Is it shit?

Bharat - street scent

Blue de Chanel EDP if I'm feeling cheap. Creed Aventus otherwise.

Depends on the season. For summer I am running Versace L'homme for dates, and Tommy Bahama Maritime at work. Once fall hits I'll switch over to Loewe Man 001 for dates, and Jimmy Choo Man for work.

actual sex haver reporting in

Holy shit there are way more brown people on biz than I would’ve guessed no wonder it’s so retarded now.

>>60854762
This. The board is a literal cesspit of Ganges dwellers. This thread is vomit-inducing.

Someone suggest me a good fragrance for the office and a good one for casual settings. I tried looking around in several stores and genuinely had no preference and couldn’t tell what was good or bad. Shit all just has that perfumey smell to me.

Prostitute pussy juices

Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme

>>60854762
Only brown ppl are afraid of cologne because they hate bathing

You can't smell your own semen

>>60850141 (OP)
Goes without asking

It's Trumpers Sandalwood or Eucris EDP for me to be quite honest.

>>60854904
Bleu de Chanel Eau de Parfum has you covered on both fronts. Great scent, inoffensive and versatile almost to a fault. You can wear it literally everywhere in any occasion that it is incredibly easy to become nose-blind to it (aka smelling it so often that you don't even register it anymore)