Thread 60850832

you know what time it is! a headline induced mass panic
>MARKET JITTERS
>NERVES JANGLED
>WALL STREET SLIPS AS...
Trump fired someone apparently, soooo you have to get poorer now. sorry

>>60850832 (OP)
I hope Trump takes control of more companies and makes more Tariffs

>>60850855
he should try taking control of real companies that arent absolute failures overrun with pajeets, and demanding quarterly dividends that are used to offset the national debt.

INVESTORS TREMBLE as......!!!

MARKET SHAKEN BY FEARS OF......!!!

SELL GOY!

MARKETS TUMBLE AS INVESTORS PRICE IN THE ACTIONS/COMMENTS OF ONE MAN

>>60850870
But there'd be no sneed if they weren't run by incompetents
>h1b scam was the long play in enacting collectivist takeover
Oh....OOOHHHHHHH

market SPOOKS A N D SLITHERS

god I fucking HATE these news headlines

imagine your job is to look at a chart, see if it has gone up or down, and then you write some total bullshit about it, correlating it to things that are often not relevant at all

INVESTORS SPOOKED AND FLURRIED AND CURRIED AND SHOOPED AND WOOPED AND SHAMBLED AND WHAMBLED AS MARKETS JUMBLE AND BUMBLE AND CRUMBLE AND STUMBLE OVER THE COMMENTS OF ONE MAN ON MEDIA OUTLET X/Y/Z............!!!!!!!

stop being silent and compliant get angry with me at these fuckers

DARK CLOUDS HOVER OVER THE MARKET ACCORDING TO SOURCES FAMILIAR WITH THE MARKET'S THINKING.

>>60850941
Market journalism is largely a joke.
People writing the articles have no fucking idea how it works and just parrot back “LINE GO UP/DOWN”

>>60851349
fucking THIS
>>60851461
yea kek it's true for all journalism but this is insanely low effort

their job is to fucking find synonyms for words like "JITTER" "GLOOM" "BAD" "GOOD" and then spam the media for clickbait

BOND MARKET SHOOPS DA WOOP AS JOURNOS WRITE DOGSHIT ARTICLES

>>60851506
Can’t forget the
>some cherry-picked quote from some hedgie pod monkey shilling his bags/fund

>>60850941
>>60850945
Holy KEK someone got their long liquidated didn't they?

>>60851685
no Im 10x long ETH at 4390
>>60851677
indeed

>>60851724
Brother, you're going to get liquidated. Efferium is going to $3500 when beeteesee tags the 50 week.

>>60851808
dude i am not getting liquidated on a trade thats up 40%-50%

>>60850832 (OP)
integrity dao has the most unhinged degen-turned-serious dev arc i’ve seen. guy went from memeing about rugging to actually pushing updates that made price explode

>>60850832 (OP)
Why is everything in America jumbo sized and dramatic all the time? That shit combined with all the hormones they get injected from their plastic fake food can't be good to their brains. It's a miracle Americans still exist in the first place.
>>60850960
Why? Things have been this way for at least a decade and a half at this point. It's all sensationalism and retarded emotion pulling manipulation. I'm just trying to buy useless and eth and ltc and whatever else without getting too fucked in the ass by them.

>>60856895
Attach my fucking unrelated picture you dumb board slut.

>>60856895
>Why?
I want to get irrationally angry wtih my friends on /BIZ/, like we always do

>>60856898
such a cute picture

Investors VEXED as AI STOCKS are performing ASKEW OF EXPECTATIONS. EXCLUSIVE: Totally not biased commentator tells you to do the wrong thing

>>60857131
kek

>Headline: THING HAPPENS
>OMG SELL!!!
Traders are fucking retarded. Just ignore all the noise and continue to DCA but only when you’re in the red.

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MARKETS TREMBLE AND QUAKE AS INVESTORS DIGEST NVIDIA EARNINGS REPORT

>>60850832 (OP)
You forgot
>Mah pedos

MARKETS BOOM AS PEDOPHILIA IS LEGALIZED, INVESTORS CELEBRATE CAUTIOUSLY

investors SCRAMBLE as POWER OUTAGE in CONGO sends markets TUMBLING ... "wetin dey be na gon" says congolese PM