Thread 60856626

Pre-2025
>Too afraid to take vacations knowing I'll have a crapton of work waiting for me when I get back that ironically takes more time and effort than it did if I just went to work every day.
>Decide on taking the occasional day off
>Still spend 10+ hours on going back to normal over the course of the week

Post-2025
>I finish all the work for the next 2-3days
>spend the next 1-2 days doing nothing but goofing off, arguing with strangers online and playing bloons
>use barely any time off
>everyone talks about how dedicated I am to the job

So that's it? I won?

Day jobs are essentially daycare for adults. You have not won anything, and you're essentially a burden to you nation unless you consume items nonstop. Your real job is shopping.

>>60856626 (OP)
yup that's the secret to being a wagie
do the absolute minimum and take as long as possible to do it. people will value your time more and think what you're doing is like super difficult. it must be, because you're taking so long to do it!

>>60856643
>Your real job is shopping.
I will probably get fired then. I put all my money into silver and gold.

>>60856643
don't let too many wagies know about this or the whole thing collapses

>>60856626 (OP)
Find out if your company pays out PTO days if you quit or get fired. Then just stack as many carry over days per year as you possibly can. It's like a free unemployment extension.