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Anonymous (ID: wYrxZSLa) No.60857640 >>60857723 >>60857750 >>60857822 >>60857835 >>60857840 >>60857906
my brother just canceled his wedding, one of my cousins came out as trans at christmas this past year, and my other cousin doesn't wear deodorant and believes the world is flat. How do I profit from this?
Anonymous (ID: bOaGhSJX) No.60857650 >>60857739
don't have children due to your demented genetics/bloodline and live well. that's how you profit
Anonymous (ID: /yzGOu6z) No.60857723 >>60857739
>>60857640 (OP)
Start a youtube channel or podcast where you make all of them argue with each other.
Anonymous (ID: wYrxZSLa) No.60857739 >>60857831
>>60857650

but its fun to keep the misery going, no family is without its faults

>>60857723

amazing idea but they all live far away from one another. probably the most likely scenario to turn a profit
Anonymous (ID: bGbsPzrN) No.60857750 >>60857815
>>60857640 (OP)
If you don't eat disgusting curry food or something similar like "foods" with garlic you don't need deo
Anonymous (ID: wYrxZSLa) No.60857815
>>60857750

he eats raw beef and eggs and still stinks like shit. anyone that claims they've cured BO with diet or anything other than deodorant is just used to their own stinky odor.
Anonymous (ID: ePHYRr6E) No.60857822 >>60857873
>>60857640 (OP)
Holy shit I AM the brother who doesnt use deodorant, soap and thinks the Bigfoot exists
Anonymous (ID: urFnKXYM) No.60857831 >>60858006
>>60857739
>they all live far away
how many internet miles away do they live? do you think podcasts are all JRE sitdown jerkoffs?
Anonymous (ID: rrOQgl4w) No.60857835
>>60857640 (OP)
The flat earth cousin seems somewhat base, just teach him that flat earth is a Jewish well poisoning psy-op and he’ll be properly redpilled
Anonymous (ID: amYiz7HD) No.60857840
>>60857640 (OP)
>doesn't wear deodorant
short deodorant
Anonymous (ID: V5t4okv+) No.60857873
>>60857822
Checked
No, I am. I smell like shit because i don't want to use corporate made chemically things directly on my lymphatic system
Anonymous (ID: OMFCUKii) No.60857906 >>60857938
>>60857640 (OP)
>how to profit?
They are all in fragile mental states
>open several credit card accounts in their name
>buy a fuckton of physical gold
>move to a country that has no extradition treaty with the US
>sell all the gold
>buy a sweet house
Anonymous (ID: H52CNXRp) No.60857938
>>60857906
Finally someone who realizes that most other humans are prey and it's okay to predate on them.
For me, it's offering payday loans with insane interest. Anytime someone near me says something retarded, I walk up, become their best friend, and then start offering quick cash fast.
Anonymous (ID: wYrxZSLa) No.60858006
>>60857831

it would be pretty awkward to get them to get together in any capacity, the two cousins are from different sides of my family and the brother is pretty distant