Thread 60858638

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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60857890

stop recovering, i need to sell my puts in the morning

someone pls analyze jensen's throat clearing

>Buffet holding mostly cash
>Burry & Dalio super bearish on Nigvidia

Thoughs?

CRWD is hilarious. Couldn’t have happened to a better company.

nvda and spy ath tomorrow. bobos on suicide watch

LOL, LMAO even. Sure.
https://youtu.be/kTXBvkp_pEs?si=JcE9qY_9G2IClNmZ

>>60858651
i would listen to Dalio. Burry is overrated and Buffett needs to retire.

>>60858656
The fuck is "revenge saving"?

>>60858651
How long has Buffet been holding cash? Burry is wrong 90% of the time like all bears.

price go up, price go down, can't explain that

>>60858666
I non-existent trend that is being forced by network roasties and will be forgotten by next week

>See Nvidia underperformed
>See /smg/ thread hit bump in 2 hours
>Assume it's going to be disastrous
>NVDA only dropped like 2%
I thought it would be worse?

Remember that the current figures do not include Chinese revenue, so it could be either way better or way worse than we thought

>>60858681

It is going to be worse once this call ends. The charts suggest a resistance around the neckline at $170 then its a long way down to $150 and below

>>60858651
buffet has dementia and burry has only been right once

>jensen coughs in background
>Stock pumps
What did they mean by this?

BUDDY LOOK AT NVDA COMPUTER
>sell the top
>buy the 3rd generational bottom in 5 years

Jesus Christ get this low energy old hag off the call and put Jensen on. This is worse than listening to Lisa Su.

>>60858657
burry was made to be a distraction from jep being essentially core plot to the big shart

>>60858656
>saving money is now called an act of revenge
what?

>>60858688
And Dalio is clearly a vain faggot who doesn't know shit like every other rich pseud boomer talking head. He loves to put on his suit and theorycraft in front of midwits for praise. The truth is nobody knows shit about what's gonna happen so do what you want with your money and go live your life.

>>60858681
but if im leveraged 100x, i just lost 200% of my networth

Dalio is a chinese bot

>>60858691
Whats the drop?

>>60858651
>buffet cagr dropping yoy for like 20 years
>burry got it right once then 20y trying to short bullmarkets
>dalio's framework can be off by literally 20y

Ill start to worry in 2035

>>60858696
No one should listen to the inane ramblings of dalio.

Burry is often right , but timing with being short leads you to be more wrong .

Buffet in the long run has been right more often then not , and will likely be right this time too, both sure if he will be alive to feast on yhe cheapies .

as far as "smart rich as fuck dude" i like james rickards for actually having valuable things to say but i think thats easier to say because hes not really making market calls kind of guy

>>60858656
Gentlemen, where in the goy-filled US can someone find a qt like this?

>>60858656
not even two weeks ago I read this nyt article
>https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/16/business/gen-z-treat-spending.html?searchResultPosition=2
and some others I cant think of off the top of my head that people are actually saving less and spending meaninglessly

top signal?

>>60858719
trick question. Ywn have her even if you found her.

>>60858719
I don't think that woman is Jewish so the country being filled with goys shouldn't be an issue.

INTCel bros! We stayed green despite the nvidia shit. Let's fucking go!
>>60858719
You can find one at any AA or NA meeting in most flyover shit holes. She'll put you in debt, fuck the milkman, and gain 150 pounds in 3 years so stay away.

>pay day on Friday
do I buy the dip?

>>60858718
>SNOW
AIpocalypse averted?

>>60858709
6000 or less i hope. if this goes up anyway i guess were going to 7000 eoy

>>60858737
she def has the addict phenotype. Seen a girl that looks just like her. hot af. got off fent and started some psyche meds and she started gaining like 2lbs a week or something crazy.

it's over

Best stonks to put $2000 right now?

>>60858760
Hgraf is a little known Canadian stock that is about to explode higher

>>60858760
Figma

>>60858760
HGRAF

>>60858733
>I don't think that woman is Jewish
correct

>>60858656
Only in the dystopian hellscape of the United States of America is saving money considered an act of revenge. Same thing with "quiet quitting", aka just doing your fucking job.

>>60858760
You're just in time for the AQB moon mission

>close at 182
>dip to 172
>currently at 177 (more than it was at last Thursday)

it's not too bad bruhs
and these are conservative figures anyway

>>60858651
>Dalio super bearish on Nigvidia
My friend Dalio has a super mega car
Drives too fast
Drives to flash
The noise the wheels make when screeching on the tarmac
Echoes in his head
Then echoes in his veins

I paperhanded out of OPEN. It's not going anywhere. There will never be another Palantir or Carvana.

>>60858760
unironically Nvidia, but you'd have to do an after hours trade

>>60858717
i like jim rickards

WHY THE FUCK IS SHITVIDIER ONLY DOWN 2%
FUCK OFF

>>60858805
Bears are so weak and timid nowadays it’s pathetic

>>60858769
holy shit

>>60858650
>someone pls analyze jensen's throat clearing

>>60858805
>>60858808
gng i lowk thought we would uh pumped 4% today. ion en no now fn

>>60858760

Ashtead Technology is a triple bagger this year alone.

It's all over but the crying
And nobodys crying but me
Friends all over know I'm trying
To forget about the love I feel for you

NVDA dead cat bounce?

>>60858725
>what do earnings have to do with the stock price?
jfc

nothing happened yet again...

>>60858886
Wait till market opens tomorrow.

>>60858890
Why? Anyone of importance already moved in AH.

TSM and AMD will go red tomorrow I guess

I just hope the put I bought is still green in the morning.

>>60858814
>Ashtead Technology
sell HGRAF, sell SBSW buy ashtead?

>earned 9K ytd unrealizedk
how much do I gotta earn to be able to contribute to a rIRA, just 7k right?

>>60858876
Apparently nothing when I look at many memestonks like TSLA or PLTR.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Nigvidier will bounce back at open, dont let your puts ride into nothing

>NVDA
>only -3% AH

such a ruined orgasm for bobos. They just can't cum properly

>>60858922
Yeah, retail will buy a bunch of options and pump it like crazy tomorrow probably

>>60858763
>>60858766
Two people giving the same "little known" stock seems strange. But it looks good...

>>60858904

Yes, easy triple and even better long term hold.

>>60858928
>But it looks good...
BRUH

>>60858928
>one of the most talked stocks in canuck this month
>little known

>>60858928
it's the new BBBY

>>60858928

Its a scam, don't get HGRAFTED

KEK NVDA BAGGIES

>>60858652
cyber security is collapsing along with DEI.

Personally I hope Nvidia opens flat and stays flat to destroy all the option holders tomorrow

Buy HGRAF now and have the front seat view or come back next year and chase my $10+ bag

>>60858651
It might be very poetic that buffet had an INSANE run as an investor up until the very end. Where he completely missed the semi conductor boom, and now has 60% of its portfolio in cash, at an all time high missing the melt up, and rate cuts coming soon

damn, NVDA lost a month’s worth of crabbing. sent back to July 28th lmao

>>60858914
to see if i still feel

my 09/19 spy 660c are cooked

to be or not to be

>>60858974
Will probably pump tommorow after puts are sold and deflated IV calls are bought

>>60858985
What is this nonsense? The PG version.

Hope grrr does something shill faggot

>>60859008
Buy more saar

>>60858656
the median net worth of black Bostonians is $7.

>>60859008

Only buying will move the price up. A bag shared is a bag lighter :)

>>60859018
kek

>>60859016
Fucking hell and I was thinking it'd be cute to make money off a stock called SNOW

i was banned for 30 days for calling a janitor a pussy and telling him id put a 45 to his dome. the faggot pussy reported my post, and as a result i was banned. do you think yourself victorious? i will look for every janitor that had any association with biz now, dox and kill every janitor. this is not a threat. it is a promise that you will be dead, your blood will curdle as your corpse rots in your house
you are a worm of a human being. can someone explain to me why janitors can think themselves immune to someone tossing a molotov through their window?

>>60859040
>tantrum
literal baby kek

id honestly rather strangle you and watch the lights go out as you scratch at my hands around your fat, disgusting neck, you fucking vile worm, watching as you die slowly. did you think you would get away with this?

WHY IS IT RED

>>60859046
hes stalked me for 3 years
he deserves death
you are a worm

by the way, the image of the janitor ban and report button on the sharty wiki is from here. in this thread, janitor fuckwad revealed himself. i wonder how much he whines about biz on the /j/ board

>>60859040
lol kek, in b4, this gets pruned

>>60859046
Anon
Its one less janny (which helps the site's budget) or free entertainment if he fails
Let him

>>60859055
if its pruned it further proves he is a pussy

lol, who said Germans have no sense of humour?
https://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg?si=-Ep7_BX-ClYNyhWr

>>60859055
>>60859065
What was it? I missed it

>>60858931
i cant find this

>>60859071
Entschuldigung, wrong link. Sticky paste button.
Entschuldigung

>>60859081
Lol pasted it wrong 3 times, here:
https://youtu.be/Ang6Fw9Ff2k?si=fw0sibpbjXmqhBSj

>>60859075
anon had a melty and doubled down with janny death threats or something embarrassing like that

Its so annoying how I am still poor but good at predicting 18 month out events but I am a fricken human being I don't live in 18 month increments, so I predicted crypto in 2023 but it all happens after 2024 election and I got too bored holding COIN 2024 leaps that would pay off.

Probably right on housing booming but it will happen after JPow leaves next May and I am probably right on the baby boom in 2027 but will I have the patience to sit there and the timing to pull it off hell no.

I can tell you that it doesn't matter what I say 2.5-3 years from now its happening BUT I think Taylor Swift's first child will cause a baby boom, also all these old women 38-48 will NEED genetic engineering and IVF to have babies. Not that it matters today nobody buys stocks 3 years out.

Anyway my plan is hopefully make 15x or more my money on OPEN or TLRY and flip it into that genomics ETF and IVF treatment stocks. Again though its so boring waiting to see if its going to happen its going to be three years from now if it ever happens, I need to get a life man.

webull earning tomorrow AH, thoughts?

imagine not being invested in SNOW before the eanings

>>60859134
wtfwt

>>60859088
Wean off whatever substance is abusing you

>>60859088
>think Taylor Swift's first child will cause a baby boom
Thats a good schizo idea, but I'm playing commodities right now

>>60859049
jeggery is taking your gamer money from the grave ez pz

lol
lmao
enjoy t-mobile being banned
sorry guys i need to prove a point to homosexual faggots that report posts like the randal weems they are
they classified several mobile ips as tor exit nodes because they cant actually justify banning me normally
im not gonna stop faggot and you're only going to die more painfully
this time i want a personal message from the mods like i got once
nigger really said
"please stop" in the ban filing.
keep filing bans faggot
i will evade them always. you have LOST
you LOSE!

>>60859088
>taylor swift spreads baby fever
>untold numbers of 40 year old firsttime mothers die of complications
please god lets this happen because it would be so fucking funny

>>60859191
When do women usually stop havings? I know the wall is 30s

>>60859191
>taylor
>turning 36
>baby fever

>>60859193
if you start young you can go til your late fourties
if you don't start pre-wall there'll be trouble
t. professional womenoligist

>>60859193
God I wish it was sooner so I can stop pulling out. Think I may go get snipped

>>60859180
oh cool the arthur posting dude is going schizo

>>60859193
it should be 35 because that's the start of geriatric pregnancy

>>60859211
>starting

>>60859211
they set 4 bans on one ip as a tor exit node
can you explain that nigger
they literally put 4 bans on the mobile ip i jumped to

>>60859221
so you're a targeted individual

>>60859211
>arthur posting dude
>he doesn't know

>>60859221
you genuinely might be the most consistent schizo I have ever seen
you're not even malicious you're just vibing, in your weird way, and impossible to bonk

>>60859109
i cant imagine webull having good earnings considering they'll be giving me CAD$10k for free just to move my holdings to them

>>60859233
personally the most consistent schizo i ever saw is the guy on /vp/ who spams vore porn every single night as revenge for the time he got expelled from NYU for stalking a girl who looked like cynthia

>>60859245
oh wait there's the video game butts dude

>>60859088
checked & screencapped

oh thats why they gave me infinite captcha
lol, lmao
eat shit faggot, your mothers, specifically

by the way, this specific image is hashbanned on /co/. if you attempt to upload it you will get "upload failed"

>>60859211
>going
janitors deserve to be skinned alive

>>60859292
>>60859284
>autismo rage

go have your tantrum somewhere else like the little child you are

so anyways
im buying gold derivatives

Absolutely hilarious

>>60859299
seethe harder
you will not ban me (for long)

i dont get banned from other boards btw
only the schizo fuck jannie here reports me

why the fuck is this retard spamming /smg/
does he think we care about his janny feud

u know im starting to realize referring to gatekeeper systems as ai dashcams the past couple years probably gatekeeped other anons away from actually buying ai dashcams with me

finished consolidating, breaking out now, retail sellers being slowly overcome by institutional buying
on paper the institutional ownership is still only 0.12% but on the TSX you dont have to report if it's under 10% and we dont have the equivalent of 13Fs here so who knows how much institution has bought by now

This is what no trades for 5 hours does to a fandom

>>60859360
why are you a janitor
why are you being randal weems
a little snivling rat jew taddling to teacher
this not YOUR GENERAL
IT IS A PUBLIC FORUM

>>60859360
the bant containment thread is failing to contain the schizos

>>60858656
>revenge saving
This is the level of corporate brainwashing they have. They cannot be saved if they must coin new terms for old concepts.

>>60858760
>Best stonks to put $2000 right now?
YOLO it into UVIX a few days before the fed interest rate decision on the 17th.

>>60859365
>20 years later
>gatekeeper watches a lot, may as well be damn near everything
>it does exactly what its namesake is
>it gatekeeps people
>it's observed you the entire time
But at least the stock price is high.

>>60859365
no "ai dashcams" was all i needed to hear but i had to sell early
now tell me what cdxo does and maybe i'll buy 5k
i like ASTS because its starlink for cellphones. I don't need to know anything else

>>60858805
>YoY growth over 50%
because it's unironically not a bubble yet
NVDA valuation has already priced in massive growths but the fact that there's this much growth in the first place and still has a double digit PE not that i really use PE to judge anything but it does tell you it has relatively-reasonable EPS for its valuation

yeah NVDA is expensive thats why it's dipping since this was already priced in, but is it a bubble? no lol
we'll know when it's a real bubble when everyone is making money like 2020-2021, no way you newfags already forgot what real stock mania is like
1 out of every 4 uber drivers will be talking about stocks when it's a real mania

>>60859372
i have been banned upwards of 10 times a day when cleveland cliffs faggot was here
the janitor would stalk this general for my posts from 8:30am to 2:30 am and if i posted during those times i would eat a ban 30 minutes later
if i posted past 2:30 am i wouldnt be banned until 7:30 or 8:30 depending on if jannie woke up on time

CLEAN IT UP JANNIE

All Canadian banks have performed well. TD and CIBC should also rise up once the earnings are released.

>>60859381
you're a weird rabbit fucker and no one cares if you're banned you don't even talk about stocks fucking pajeet

this could all end if the janitor just coped, admitted he was felted, and then just gave up

>>60858805
Yeah, very sad discount, but I'll take what I can get before the new ATH.

>>60859379
>1 out of every 4 uber drivers will attempt to quit driving and trade stocks when it's a real mania
Fix'd

>>60859389
id be able to talk stocks here if your homosexual shitgolem ass didnt ban any political discussion that impacted stocks
im white btw and very proud of it

If the weirdo faggots just stayed in /bant/smg/ everyone would be happy

>>60859376
CXDO is a boring cloud-based telephone service that has tremendous pricing power against Cisco broadsoft and ex-Microsoft (now sold off to Alianza) metaswitch

it's just a boring company with decent growth/profitability now that can pprobably go 2x or 3x and if im wrong then it doesnt really matter since their profitability + operational leverage (i.e. doubling the revenue means more than doubling the eps) means your downside risk is very low, it's not like trying to 2x your money with immense risk like HGRAF, albeit the timeline on CXDO is more like 1-2 years but still a good low-risk bet since $15 target is reasonable from how it's growing its topline and bottom line (2x the revenue again and eps will prob grow 4x to 0.50 -> $15/share price target)

ai dashcams will prob hit $3-$4 as my minimum price target, although i already started trimming out of risk management, even if it hits $3-$4 i'll want to keep a small position remaining just to hedge against it going up to $9 (1 billion market cap valuation, PNG.V just did it with just eps 0.05 lmao and GSI.V has a good chance of hitting eps 0.10 in the next 1-2 years). Maybe hedge is a wrong word for that but selling as a long is just as risky as buying, sometimes selling early with a gain can feel worse than actual loss.
As I'm scaling out of ai dashcams I'm buying other plays or just straight up raising cash since even if im still bullish (on picks like this) the overall market is expensive although not bubble mania yet

honestly i dunno how i did it but I managed to pick the worst of the tickers i was looking into a bit over a month ago, AMPL is slightly red, CXDO and IDN and VTSI are only up +5%, ITMSF is down -5% for me since I bought the top. Completely missed out on AEHR and INFU since those started spiking up before i had cash ready

>>60859393
thats crazy i think most newbies would just start spouting about stocks when they make their $10K+ turn into $15K or even $20K
so when you start hearing your coworkers blabbing about stocks , then it's mania

happened when i was the shoeboy, that was 2018 for me here in canada with weedstocks, coworker talking about it and i also bought weedstocks at the top (the first top so there was a 2nd top for me to dump my bags at breakeven thankfully)
i also had MULTIPLE coworkers talking about cryptocurrency during 2018, buying bitcoin at the top, funny enough 7 years later they're actually still holding and made a good profit or well they'll hold forever at this point (probably end up being a nice extra retirement fund for them when we're all done waging)

GAMESTOp was the same shit, coworkers started jumping in even tho they laughed at me when i told them bout it at first during august 2020 (when smg shilled it to me the weekend right after Cohen 13D), like that is what REAL MANIA is

all theese newfags who have been spouting bubble the past year? L M A O
be picky about what stocks you hold because yes shit will still drop, not everything will just go up endlessly unless you're lucky because it's not a real mania yet. EVERYONE will be making money when it's a bubble

Anyone here divvymaxx and actually get meaningful amounts from it?

>>60859434
>EVERYONE will be making money when it's a bubble
Pretty much. It's a little stupid, but it's a reasonable amount of stupid, not full retard. I see lots of news headlines about economic downturns and hard pullbacks, but in reality, people still retain their jobs, they pay bills, and they have too much month at the end of their money because they really, REALLY wanted that shiny thing on layaway (probably BNPL these days), or they paid for a $80k car because they fell for the Tiktok monthly payments grift.

I use my own work hours to gauge sentiment. I work an extremely stable job these days, so I'm insulated from a lot of this. I literally did not notice any turbulence in my life for the past six years aside from news and hearsay. Never even worried about a layoff or downsizing. When it reaches even me, I'll know something got very stupid.

>>60859459
yeah ive been out of work so ive been living off dividends, a little bit of YMAX type slop but not much, JNK, GOF, VZ are my main dividends rn
I also have real life assets ive been renting out to construction companies, that is where it's it if you want some fucking dividends dude, were talking like 10% return on your asset in A MONTH

>>60859434
I am also a shoeboy but I consider myself an expert (at least compared to my coworkers). Nobody talks about it, used to have a buddy but he moved away. My store is like 40% pajeets, cant mention that shit anymore (though I have a good rapport with them).

My local convenience store also got a bitcoin atm. Less mania, I think they're leasing it and are desperate to get people into the place

>>60859477
>not being a payday loanout that collects 2448% annualized interest off of $50

>>60859481
I need to read the Talmud and figure out how to do that, It's a great idea

>>60859379
>because it's unironically not a bubble yet
Whether it's a bubble or not depends on how the AI story plays out. If the speculators are correct and all this AI spend pays off in the form of massively increased productivity, then it's not a bubble. But if it turns out that AI is in fact just glorified autocomplete and it won't replace workers in the near future in any meaningful way, then we are in a massive bubble. If we go down the latter path, Nvidia's revenue will collapse and its PE will skyrocket.

>>60859487
>I need to read the Talmud and figure out how to do that, It's a great idea
No need. Study a man named Paul Singer. He's a tiny-hat that weaponizes law and money in ways that makes the Talmud look like a children's book. He's is the most feared activist investor in the world.

>We're not in a bubble, if anything, it's merely the start of a bubble!
>

>>60859502
damn that is one ruthless jew, buying debt from failing countries and then suing them in the UK??

>>60859502
Fair play, even if his actions are scummy, if he has the knowledge and capital to exploit it, why not? This is a fault of governments not patching it out

>>60859389
He is to autistic to be pajeet. He is 100% like this nigga is probably white as Arctic snow.

>>60859467
>or they paid for a $80k car because they fell for the Tiktok monthly payments grift.
ngl i kinda want a Golf R as a beater car and eventualyl a miata as a garage queen for summer

but im going to hold off for now, that kinda shitty spending is only when you're 7-figs and dropping $50k on a car is nothing at that point. Heck Webull Canada just did a promo where if you transferred your equity holdings (so dont even need to change anything, could just be entirely SPY) to them they'd give you 2% of the value in cash for free. So someone with $1 million can get $20K cash for free, almost a free (new) car
7-figs and you won't have any normal worries anymore unless you want to start having a crazy boat or mansion or racing hobby i dont know

>>60859524
>>60859389
my guess is SEA monkey or possibly hapa

>>60859514
And it's all legal. If it isn't, he lobbies to make it legal. Terrifyingly intelligent man, he was practically designed for his role. If it's illegal, he doesn't care. He just sends someone else to do the wetwork. His hands rarely get dirty.

>>60859521
>This is a fault of governments not patching it out
I'd like to think men like him are the reason why expulsion and exile is oftentimes seen as the only viable solution. They never manage to seize the money though, so they always run off with it and start with a new victim.

>>60859526
>ngl i kinda want a Golf R as a beater car and eventualyl a miata as a garage queen for summer
Golf R is a solid choice, the interior UX/UI is questionable. Touch controls, and not even backlit. DEI and ESG were a mistake.
>7-figs and you won't have any normal worries anymore
Maybe 20 years ago, but inflation is a pernicious little monster. You're just upper middle class at that level.

>>60859497
>But if it turns out that AI is in fact just glorified autocomplete
""glorified autocomplete"" is enough to augment actual businesses and cut down costs

thats why it's not a bubble, ai companies that are burning too much cash are indeed dropping
the ones that are showing revenue growth and also improving the bottom line? going up.

simple applications for "glorified autocomplete" is enough, not groundbreaking but enough to cut down your labor costs by what? It could be 10% or 90% or just straight up allow some applications to be feasible finally. The one thing that's for certain that will come out of "autocomplete" technology is automated surveillance EVERYWHERE, mobile and fixed surveillance cameras. It's perhaps the most simple and feasible application for autocomplete technology, i could go on and on again on why but i'll just leave it with one example, if you have ai monitoring fixed cameras so cctvs , and also every mobile camera so the exterior dashcams front/rear/side on every bus, train, police car, garbage truck, fire truck (every county vehicle will eventually have 360 surround cameras out of safety after a child got run over by a schoolbus when they ducked down to grab a ball in front of the schoolbus), you get an amber alert, you have all those eyes watching for a person of interest

that is not feasible for a thousand or even ten thousand humans looking at every camera at once. But for a data center looking at millions of hours of footage all at once? Now we finally have real dystopian surveillance

ai dashcams btw :O lmao.

oops i didnt mean to sound like RKG gross.

Give me one (1) reason why my portfolio shouldn't exclusively consist of SPMO

>>60859560
i said it wasnt a bubble yet but that doesnt mean the market isnt expensive

be picky about what stocks you're holding, and it doesnt hurt to hold some cash reserves

>>60859555
lmao bruh

>>60859546
>"glorified autocomplete"" is enough to augment actual businesses and cut down costs
Except nobody knows that for certain yet. Does AI really increase productivity when you need humans checking all its work? There's a lot of noise by shills and CEOs trying to pump up their stocks, but very little actual evidence. In fact, there's some evidence showing that AI isn't doing much for companies (recent MIT study showed 95% of AI pilot programs are failing). It's still way too early to come to a conclusion.
When it comes to surveillance, that's mostly image recognition which has nothing to do with the current hype around LLMs.

>>60859577
You are underestimating the amount of pointless busywork in the modern workplace

Most positions are paper shuffling that offers nothing and only exists so women can be 'employed' ie adult daycare , basically a grift to ensure women dont have kids but focus on le career

All these 'jobs' will be automated by AI now, cutting costs massively.

>>60859577
>Except nobody knows that for certain yet. Does AI really increase productivity when you need humans checking all its work?
I think people can be happy with "good enough" in that instance. AI is very good at data aggregation and distilling it into something that is easy to review. The productivity increase on that alone is worthwhile.

Is AI ready to work fully autonomously? Absolutely not. With that said, the human counterpart is also not absolutely trustworthy either. It just has to be better than the human, whether in cognition and/or cost.

>>60859593
>>60859594
Well then it should be pretty easy to do a study where they look at 100 companies, 50 of which implement AI and 50 that don't. Monitor the change in each group's profit margins over a year or two and report the difference. If it is as you say, then the AI group will have a clear advantage over the non-AI group. But no such study exists yet, and the ones that do exist seem to be saying that AI isn't that useful.

These soxs calls and SCHD-chan are gonna be the only pockets of green in my overexposed to nigvidia portfolio tomorrow

>>60859560
What if John Momentum gets caught having an affair?

>nigvda about to hit 177 again
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

It's over.

practically everyone has a ring branded botnel doorbell. they are owned by amazon apparently. very common mag 7 W.

>>60859636
>collapse/crash in 2 weeks
it already has. we crashed every economy with covid. thanks for playing.

>>60859615
>Well then it should be pretty easy to do a study where they look at 100 companies, 50 of which implement AI and 50 that don't.

>>60859636
>Kenneth Rogoff
https://theconversation.com/the-reinhart-rogoff-error-or-how-not-to-excel-at-economics-13646

>>60859577
>When it comes to surveillance, that's mostly image recognition which has nothing to do with the current hype around LLMs.
you need more than just image recognition to automate all detecting and ticketing traffic violations

redlight cameras speed cameras with motion detectors and snapshot cameras is one thing and needs human review. But automating almost the entire process with bus lane violations, stop arm camera violations on streetcars, and having to adjust to changing conditions (e.g. schoolbuses stop at different places, some with dividers some without etc) since it's not just a single calibrated point for a speed camera that still needs human review traditionally

Yes a lot of it is possible but you can cut it down what might have taken 100 human reviewers to 5 or maybe none at all. There is absolutely a boost to the bottom line with just "autocomplete" technology

Thats why chase the simple PROVEN applications for now, it's not a bubble yet you're not gonna make money just buying random shit. When it's real bubble, you'll have ai companies popping up claiming it can ai generate a new biologic drug to cure alzheimers or some shit and it'll go to 10 billion then yes it will be abubble

I have just narrowed down that ai dashcams will likely win a $100 million contract in Brooklyn within the next several months, it's still currently in the bid stages. ai dashcams is currently at a CAD$160 million market cap

if I end up right, no do not screencap this and accuse me of insider trading, i am not an insider i am not even in brooklyn im in canada
if i end up wrong, just forget i mentioned this bcause im an idiot lol

so everyone is exiting NVIDIA and pouring into another MAG7 shitter?
lol
lmao even

>>60859729
k... keep me posted

>>60859732
>everyone is exiting nigvidia
Its at lows so extreme they havent been seen since last week
Nothing ever happens blud

This could have well been an /smg/ post

Why does plebbit always reccomend international etfs? Outside of the US there is literally nothing of value to be found

>>60859729
you going to hold this forever and risk it all or take some profit and secure a new base

>>60859747
>Why does plebbit always reccomend international etfs?
Every now and then a European company strikes it rich. R*ddit is addicted to the exceptions that prove the rule, and think that's the norm.

mister jerome...
please...

>>60859747
because gender communists hate america

>>60859729
are returns on dashes big if tru?
any other appetizing tickers?

>SOXL
>down about ~$0.36 from close
That's it despite NVDA over dramatized price plummet?

>>60859801
buy every dip blud

>>60859774
>please...
I would lol, lmao even, very hard if Powell went rock steady on overnight interest rates. The market is pricing in that he'll do some sort of cut. They're absolutely sure of it.

Imagine the volatility. Imagine how much investors and companies will shit and piss themselves.

NVDA price targets are getting raised again

SCHD-chan does not approve of Canadian pennyshit

>>60859850
schd chan also hates money though so is that an endorsement?

nigvid will tank tomorrow

Nah, NVDA will V pretty quick. Retail will slurp the dip with options and push it back up immediately

>>60859884
>narrator: nvidia pumped for no reason the next day, as if to spite anon
>nvidia proceeded to v-up for the rest of the week just to shit on anon's hopes and dreams

*ahem* Nigger Video

>>60859884
tank to 200

>>60859884
Trumps going to tweet out something that pumps it, just watch

>>60859748
im going to trim more on friday there will be a potential catalyst, not the contract but something else just hype pump n dump

>>60859891
>reverse splits, 2 shares become 1 worth ~$380
>immediately tanks to $200

Buy TSLA
Buy INTC
Sell SBSW

NVDA claims $3-4T AI capital spending by 2030. Can enough electrical infrastructure even be built by then? Does the current revenue justify this? Have they overbuilt?

>>60859884
tank bobo ports maybe

>>60859936
>INTC
>A shitcorp that needed government money to stay afloat
Nah I'll go with TXN. Intcels give me the ick

>>60859954
Nvidia is basically the entire US economy at this point

>>60859954
>Can enough electrical infrastructure even be built by then?
Methinks no. It's probably why datacenters have been trying to secure utility agreements with power providers for the past five years, and will for the next five as well.

Conventional datacenters will probably go for the NVIDIA clusters. There are other companies that are trying to get into the AI hardware space. Cerebras comes to mind, they use a similar process node but their chips are massive, since they use wafer-sized chips. They aren't publicly traded yet, so the next best option is via a datacenter provider, which is WYFI or BTBT.

Cerebras intends to IPO this year under CBRS. Might be a viable competitor just for energy efficiency alone. NVIDIA and AMD have been constantly been made fun of being housefires when they were still primarily for gaymers.

GDXJ?

>>60859954
>Can enough electrical infrastructure even be built by then?
Blumf gutted fossil fuel regulation, it takes like two weeks for a natural gas plant to be approved these days and they can build one in a couple months.

Elon Muskovite keeps screeching about solar being the future, but him and all the other AI retards refuse to build any solar infrastructure themselves thus far because they are trying to paint a picture that the US has an energy crisis and China is destroying us so the government pays for it and they don't have to.

Everyone keeps posting meme charts of China's power buildout, but the US isn't China, we aren't going to build 100% overcapacity for the shit of it, we build enough to meet demand. Sooner or later, whether the government pays for it or not, if the demand exists it will be built.

>>60859954
>NVDA claims $3-4T AI capital spending by 2030.
It's really looking at tea leafs at this point.
Models are currently very inefficient and essentially brute force to get to a result from 1,000 to 10,000 (semi-)randomly selected queries.
Eventually, computing power needed to achieve significant growth is capped, so the most logical step forward is more efficient chips or more efficient models.

>>60858808
Sissified

>>60858805
NIGGER I'M ALL IN IN IT I CAN'T LOSE FUCK YOU

>>60860017
So what you’re saying is the infrastructure which these datacenters are built with are going to go rapidly obsolete. So trillions will be spent investing in rapidly deprecating capital in a sector which has not provided sufficient revenues to justify it? This seems like a greater cash burn than the shale boom was.

>>60859954
>can enough electrical infrastructure be built by then
Yeah, but it'll be painful. Highly likely mothballed coal plants get restarted in order to bridge the gap without sending the KWH through the roof.
Why do you think GE Vernova has a P/E over 100? They make gas turbines.

>>60860032
Solar cannot meet a data center's load requirement. They need 24/7 baseload power. Which is why big tech lobbied for nuclear so hard.

>>60860079
>All In Nig Vidya

>>60860079
all in the tippitiest of top ai bubble
wew lad

Wow, nothing happened again.

>>60859416
Wait, who makes the AI dashcams?

What the fuck is the point of AI dashcams, like nigga just buy a regular one, like nigga just press the "on" button :laughingcrying:

>>60860024
GDXY

>>60860119
To monitor your driving habits so that they may be correlated to your credit score and insurance rates.

>>60859416
no idea what a cloud phone is and i'm not buying it

>>60859743
lmao

>Nvidia beats earnings

>Stock dumps

>Buybacks immediately

How much longer before the bubble pops? Even techies are panicking and normies are talking about AI being shit lmao

>>60860174
2 more weeks until everything bubble pops, trust the plan, stay the course

>>60860119
What the fuck is the point of AI phones? Like nigga just use teams

>>60860174
Try reading summer 99 financial news and see how much bullshit is still possible
>massive M&A every single trading day
>well known consumer staple stocks rebranding into a .com
>worldcom being charged with fraud -> still rises
>insane broad stockmarket rally

Sell TXN

>>60860198
Oh I remember, I was there when it all peaked and crashed kek

>>60860174
There is no bubble, there will hopefully be another 20% correction sometime in the near future like we had in april, but there will be new ATHs afterwards.

>>60860174
2 more weeks

>>60860198
>>60860226
The difference is that there are no randomly overvalued startup companies this time around. Except for Palantir I guess, but 1 massively overvalued company doesn't form a bubble. Other than Palantir, this supposed "AI Bubble" is formed by some of the greatest, most resilient and profitable tech companies the stock market has ever seen. Many of which have actually been through the dot.com bubble and came out ahead.

>>60860119
to feed data to it

>nogvidia already at 178
its all so tiresome

>>60860105
crazy
who could have seen that coming

>>60859954
>Can enough electrical infrastructure even be built by then?
yes

>it's different this time
kek

>>60859889
nogvidya

>>60860262
It's not different this time, that's why nobody is afraid of crashes and corrections anymore. The market always goes back up to ATH sooner or later.

>>60859884
tank upwards

>>60859774
the market is literally mooning as we speak

>>60860270
BUDDY we told you to watch and learn

People say that normoids are propping up the market because they just slurp when it goes down which is probably true. But surely nobody here thinks normoids have anything but glass hands. If a considerable drop happens they'll be the first to panic sell so a lot of normalfags is not some immovable force.

>>60860283
the buy the dip meme is an entirely new phenomenon
they only give up after prolonged bear markets now

>>60859747
because redditors refuse to accept that no other economic system can create efficient entrepeneurial entreprises

>>60859743
No one thinks this way btw

>>60859743
Also these are the retail tradetards that have been buying the market for a while on their Robinshit App.

>>60860270
Actually its easier than that, the market doesn't have to go up. The US dollar just has to go down, and it always does!

>>60859732
>everyone is exiting NVDA
and then you woke up

>>60859636
>muh us doom and gloom beartard dribble

>>60860283
retail bought in record numbers during the april correction, which at the time was about as scary as it gets, many institutional investors were freaked out enough to sell the bottom.

>>60860283
I just keep buying regardless of how the market behaves. If I see it going down, I see it as getting a discount and might even buy more. I buy to hold long term if not for ever. So I do think there's some validity to that.

>>60859625
thanks for playing

>>60860303
I hold mostly US stocks denoted in Euro and the USD value went down at a historic record speed this year, cutting off like 15% of gains from my portfolio and I am still up massively YOY. The stock market is not just barely beating inflation it's running leaps around inflation.

>>60859546
>is enough to augment actual businesses and cut down costs
>thats why it's not a bubble,
This was the case already for some bubbles (railroad, dotcom) but they still popped

>>60859555
kek

>>60860262
It's actually way worse, money is even more allocated on worthless shit than in 2000. By order of magnitude.

>Futures

>https://youtu.be/OrH0iB8keFM?si=r4NwOgtkze_ubr3J

>>60858876
The redditor has the right idea, fundamentals are being kinda left behind yet.
Not a bubble yet, I feel ready to embrace the madness.

>>60860420
Follow your heart~

>>60859372
that's an indian man

NVDA will open green at this rate
Epic
Simply epic

>>60860444
all is as it should be

just bought Worldline

what am I in for?

>>60858876
the market isn't and was never rational

Why is AV dumping?

Bought a stock in June and I'm up by %3. Should I sell it? All my fav stocks are up by %8-15.

>>60860535
ah, ex-div today

Buy NVDA

>>60860537
well it depends how much you bought / can afford losing
You at least beat inflation on that investment (depending on your fees) so that's better than holding cash still

Go up you slut

>>60860559
Meds.

>>60859459
I’ve received around 40k ytd in dividends. Not enough to retire, yet.

>>60860566
The president of Slovenia has a salary of ~3000€, so depending on where you live, it's already more than enough to retire.

>>60860572
if you dont have a private jet you cant retire

>>60860572
If I could speak Slovenian I would retire there. It looks beautiful and unsullied by multi cultural enrichment.

I’m in the US. To live on ~60k a year you have to move into a flyover state, like Nebraska. I’ll keep reinvesting until it’s enough to stay put in New England.

>>60860586
I never got it why Americans just don´t retire in Bulgaria or some shit instead of rotting in an Oklahoma trailer park in their old age lmfao.

>>60860444
Jews taking profit in after hours the dump resumes at open

>>60860591
the dump on bobos

>>60860590
because bulgaria is a shithole and nobody speaks english there?

>>60858656
>stashing cash away to regain control of their finances
Is this truly a novel idea?

>>60860590
Europes high tax rates scare off ex pats.
Places like Costa Rica are popular though and it is becoming more common to leave the US in retirement due to rising costs against fixed incomes.

>>60860427
'tis done.
Sold my 7 XYZ for a staggering loss of €0.96 and bought 3 NVDA.
I will never financially recover from this.

>>60860572
And an expenses list that's worth 100x that no doubt. Plus when he loses the position there will be no shortage of companies will to pay millions to access his contacts and insider knowledge.

>>60860590
>>60860586
Join the Brit expats in Benidorm

>>60860638
My family traces back to the Yorkshire Dales. I’d like to live there if I could afford it.

Is there some news website that is just like
>this is the gay news the fake and gay market is moving on today
and just lists all of the news without any irrelevant bullshit?

>>60860632
Not really, the Slovenian president doesn't really have any real power, it's more just a paid vacation and looking pretty while greeting other leaders.

All laws and all that is done by the president of the parliament, that's the person with actual power, the president of the country is _technically_ the leader of the army, but let's be honest the size of Slovenian army is like 7K soldiers, USA can accidentally fart and they're all gone.

>>60860653
It's a cheap place to live, you can get some really nice rural properties for under £200k, especially if you're willing to put in work to modernise one. Just be aware that the region is cheap because chances are your nearest town will have very little in it and you'll be an hours drive or 30 mins on the train (if near a station) to get to a city.

Nothing ever happens

>>60860653
I currently live in Leeds (just finished uni), and plan to move somewhere in the Dales/Peak District and commute to work as soon as I manage to land an IP law job in Leeds/Manchester.
>>60860673
Why the fuck would you want to go to the city other than work? I’d aim to get a wfh position (at least part time), and even then, the drives into Leeds from the Dales, and the Peaks into Manchester are both beautiful, and extremely fun.

>>60860719
>>60860673
>>60860653
i.e., there nearest towns will have everything you need, be within an hours drive, and closer that the pakitropolis

>>60860724
Also if you hunt you can get quality meat for free

nvda closing green today

>>60860750
and the bobos were so happy, maybe spy'll be red by .1%

>>60860747
Sadly not legal in my country unless if you join a hunting family and even then when you hunt something you need to call a vet and after that you don't get the meat, it magically belongs to the hunting family from which you can buy it...

Honestly stupid, you hunted the animal with your weapons and your ammo, but then you need to pay someone else to be allowed to get the meat...

>>60860764
just dont tell the cops and if they show up anyways hunt them
a commie yuropoor country will let you off if you say you're a muslim and eventually they'll stop

is $1000/mo yield enough to live as a neet in my car?

>>60860774
kek
that's such a weird alpha that ff just dropped when it moved to five

>>60859954
>Can enough electrical infrastructure even be built by then?
inope

>>60860655
Yahoo Finance

>>60859747
>Why does plebbit always reccomend international etfs?
because they're fucking stupid

>>60860764
Damn that sucks. In my country you either have to have get a permission from the landowner or you can pay to hunt on government land of which there is a lot

>>60860781
Response?

>>60860845
no, they kinda are if they're big enough

>>60860853
hard to argue with that

>>60860851
selling a commensurate portion grows principal faster and pays out more

I DON'T WANT 97% OF VOO'S HOLDINGS TO BE INVIDIA

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

>>60860861
good goy sell your stocks and pay those taxes
couldn't be me

Nvidia is going to open flat and crab all day for maximum pain to all option holders

>>60860875
heh guess who doesn't hold any nigvidia at all

>>60860837
I heard in USA you can even get paid if you hunt the things that the government wants you to hunt.

>>60860877
you pay taxes on qualified dividends bruv
and those are automatic so you cant futz around the timing to jew the irs
>>60860875
lol 3 analyst price increases in the last hour

>>60860781
>the company that is more in tech is doing better than the company that isn't at the peak of the bubble
schd is bought for dividend growth

>>60860907
>total return includes any returns being reinvested
by tech bubble do you mean the modern economy for the past several decades?

schd is bought for findom

>>60860914
Anon I've opened up a history book and seen SPY crab, with dividend for total return, from 2000-2012

>>60860920
yup there are limited times schd performs better(if you ignore taxes) but in general it's a dumb idea and people way overvalue dividends due to the bing bing wahoo factor

>>60860888
a small price to pay for all that SCHD-chan provides otherwise
you still pay more in capital gains and once you sell thats it
>>60860914
>findom
Disgusting dont talk about SCHD-chan like that ever again.

>>60860936
I mean, a dividend CAGR averaging 13-15% that weathered the financial crisis and the pandemic is insane. I'm fine with that. I'm old fashioned, I like profitable companies with low debt

>>60860937
yes, selling the stock would give me more capital gains tax because of the much higher profits. the long term rate is identical to the qualified dividend rate.(you need to hold both for a year in either case for it to not be short term)

also be open with your fetishes, it's ok bruv
>>60860941
but spy did too, and in fact did much better in every year but 2022 where it got rekked. Only non findom reason for schd is hedging against tech when you already have a massive tech position.

>>60860957
Your findom analogy confuses me. I like profitable companies. I like generating income. I like my income from my stocks growing at 15%. I like that even during a pandemic while the market crashed my investments generated 17% more income


That is enough for me

>>60860937
what does it provide?
yes, more profit=more taxes
its at the same rate though
and once you sell thats not it

say you have a hypothetical etf with no dividend and a growth rate of 6%, and a hypothetical etf with a 5% dividend and no growth if you sell 5% of the no dividend stock at the end of the year you would have a larger "dividend" and a larger principal. Same thing but on a smaller scale.

>>60860962
>I like profitable companies.
>I like generating income.
great!
>I like my income from my stocks growing at 15%.
why not more? why preferentially choose a smaller amount if its not a fetish? also schd got hit harder(negligibly) by the pandemic crash, and then went up slower when the money printer went brrrr except for 2022.

>>60861003
>why not more? why preferentially choose a smaller amount if its not a fetish?
sometimes a CAGR is just a CAGR

>>60861010
is there any metric it outperforms in?

>>60861003
because thats the highest dividend cagr of any etf I've ever seen
and one that's held for 15+ years

>muh feels
bruh we dont care what you like and dont like if the returns are shit. stop shilling bad investment advice

>>60861019
sometimes a stock/ETF is just sexy

>>60861024
but why the obsession with dividends? sell a few percent for a fake divvie and make more dividend and principal.

Holy shit
Nvda is green

>>60861056
and the poor bobos were so happy

NBIS finna sympathy buss at open

Big red dildo soon

>>60861094
for NVDQ maybe

goodbye mister bobo

>>60861130
>>60861130
>>60861130

>>60860851
Is she talking about my 5” peak erect cock?