Thread 60861130

when will this fake and gay maket crash edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60858638

BRD INC

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
NO NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
TO..... MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60861130 (OP)
built for big bull cock

>>60861130 (OP)
not today
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fucking SOXL. i bought some puts for an NVDA dump and it was doing well after hours yesterday. now this morning and SOXL is up $1 from after hours last night. i just wanted to hedge and make some money off the dump before the recovery.

what buy

don't care how NVDA does today
just want a big red candle on open so i can sell this put for a comfy profit

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHAT WAS THAT?!

>>60861143
>>60861148
kek baggies

>>60861148
Same but I want to try to sell a 0dte put to some retard

Poop and pee general

Pathetic jewish volume, let me show you what real volume looks like

>>60861130 (OP)
This version of Bobina is much nicer than the eternally tanned one.

>>60861156
smegma and mucus general

I'm buying SOXL calls and TQQQ shares

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>sold NVDA at 176
>currently sitting at 180 after falling to 169 before spiking on rate cut news
what do you guys think, will it go up or go down? it's september, gpt-5 was widely perceived as a failure even though it's clearing more benchmarks. i don't think AI demand is going to abate on bad news, but this is the weakest time of year. should i wait to buy? i don't want to miss out on gains. if that fuck Jerome hasn't showed weakness i'm sure it would be at 165 right now.

it's up

rip my put

>>60861148
womp womp

>>60861165
Based

>market is well known for being retardedly bullish especially on NVDA
>/smg/ tards still bought puts
at this point it's masochism

>>60861167
HOLY CHRIST ITS SPIKING FUCK
AHHHH DO I FOMO IN

uuuhhhh nshitia bros?

the wick on this candle is gigantic

What the fuck is going on with nigvidier

>>60861181
mumus bought at open due to fomo and then hedgies started taking profit

CUP AND HANDLE FORMED ON GRRR

YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS MELT UP TO $20

I should have bought QQQ instead of QQQI
I'm learning

its weird
they allow you to buy options that expire years from now
for a stock that had its last trading day yesterday
that should be wildly illegal

>>60861189
what stock?

>>60861181
It is double topping before crashing to $150

i paid way too fucking much for IV on this put
it's in the money now but i'm still red on it

>>60861194
god i hope it does go to 150 that would be delicious but i don't believe it will go that low
it won't crash because AI still rocks

>>60861191
wba kek
you could buy options out 3 years from now yesterday
and it is no longer trading

I sold all my INTC this morning after buying it a month ago at 19.70. Someone look into the future and tell me whether I made a good or bad decision.

NVDA dumped so fast that I didn't even have time to say its movement was fake.

me rn

Sell SBSW
Sell TXN

>>60861201
interesting
i wonder if the options are still valid

>>60861204
Not bad since you made money, but you sold as soon as we left the range.

>buy 65$ call 19/09 for 1.75$ yesterday
>RUNS ALL THE FUCKING WAY UP TO 10$+
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
THANKS GROK
PSTG FOREVER

>>60861204
intel will never recover beyond 30. dead zombie boomer company. there's no money to be made in it's stock.

>>60861204
I would've done the same if that's what you are asking

Would you say this market is artificially inflated

proud to be a big green bull right now

>>60861216
this, the only reason it's green is because of Trump's socialist bullshit

>>60861216
Whats the play then? AMSC?

lel even AMD is going up

>>60861221
idk but PLTR and TSLA are

>>60861210
idts
they were officially taken over by a private company as of this morning

>>60861225
AMD (when it goes back to 130)

>>60861228
yeah but what happened to the shares? do they still exist in some form?
i am assuming no but it's not impossible, private doesn't mean there aren't shares

nothing ever happens

IBKR is acting jeetcoded again

god i hate hedgies. bleeding all me shit, PFE / XOM / CVX / O all down

google is undervalued

>>60861221
Your question doesn't make any sense. If a balloon is inflated is it "artificially inflated" even though the entire thing is artificial to begin with?

>>60861236
VOOG is always green

>SBSW crashing like a rock
Shit it triggered my take profit, that was a x2.

>>60861241
>43% tech
no surprise there, i really am betting on tech cooling off this september

My nvda 180p is still down 40% rofl

WTFWT

>>60861270
yesterday it was over 100% IV because hedgies were buying it to hedge their positions, not to gamble on earnings

STOP THE COUNT

vol on NVDA is 71m kek we've been open less than 30 mins
is this bullish or bearish

>>60861248
the end of "sell SBSW" posts

oh, NOW soxl goes down after the dump my hedges

My HGRAF bags are now green.
FUDie cope for this?

From the anon who brought you BAH and IBM news: Another big government contract is about to be handed to PLTR. Maybe not enough to push it back to its highs, but I wouldn't sell just yet if you're a baggie.

>>60861231
private does mean there are shares actually
just not publicly traded and a different class of shares
i highly doubt they converted any public shares into private as there's a lot of different rules for private investing (you usually have to be an accreddited investor)

Just bought 3 shares of QQQI

>>60861309
>i highly doubt they converted any public shares into private as there's a lot of different rules for private investing (you usually have to be an accreddited investor)
true
i'm just trying to figure out why the options would have value
i didn't check though, are they all selling for 0.1 penny or something on 0 volume?

>>60861270
never buy premium before a big event
it's better to short it
i bet that nvda wasn't going to go up
and im in profit because of not betting that it would go down (different than it not going up )

Anon which didn't trust last Friday's pump reporting in. Still don't trust it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>60861215
>THANKS GROK
Did you ask Grok for advice on a stock or are you just memeing? Interesting if it actually gave you a great pick

>>60861317
Wen dip
This cash is burning a hole in my portfolio's pocket

>>60861312
you're a real one
burn local brother

>>60861299
I’m 2 years and 7ish months until age 30.
My 1500 Hgraf shares are my “not be a loser by 30” stack.
I’m just holding, whether it succeeds or fades to nothing.

>>60861322
buffet didn't you retire?

>>60861315
there was massive volume this monday and they were trading under 5 cents kek

>>60861334
>My 1500 Hgraf shares are my “not be a loser by 30” stack.
oof

I bought the BRKB dip and I'm currently up 8% on one of the safest stocks in the world.

>>60861348
>BRKB
Burger King?

>>60861352
Yes.

>>60861317
wait for tomorrow :3
the gap must be filled

Will MSFT ever turn itself around?

HGRAFsissies how are feeling? Those candles are probably from shortniggers

Who else BIG into GOLD MINORS?

>>60861369
The higher it climbs, the more shorts will have to cover. If it pumps hard enough today or tomorrow we might get a squeeze.

>>60861361
30% of their codebase is ai generated and they just keep ramping up h1bs.
So no.

Looks like another boring day

>>60861378
Imagine if we get end of month news to pump it higher as well.

>>60861378
I really hope only retails are attacking and not hedgies, canuck is notorious with their naked short play on smallcap companies

nvda earnings are always a nothingburger that iv crushes all options

I'M TIRED OF MY STUPID FRIENDS AND MY STUPID FAMILY AND MY STUPID COWORKERS NOT INVESTING

>OH INVESTING? THAT SOUNDS LIKE GAMBLING!
>THE MARKET WILL JUST CRASH, I'M NOT GOING TO INVEST
>YES, THE MARKET CRASHED, BUT IT WILL CRASH MORE!
>OKAY THE CRASH IS OVER, I'M STILL NOT GOING TO BUY, I NEED TO BUY FUNKOPOPS
>I WANT TO ENJOY MY MONEY WHILE I'M YOUNG *meanwhile is constantly stressed about money because they blew every penny they got*

MOOGLIES another ATH! YAY!

>>60861411
>>YES, THE MARKET CRASHED, BUT IT WILL CRASH MORE!
literally me

>>60861319
yes I did
I double checked it though but it gave me good picks
all winners

>>60861430
what does grok think of HGRAF?

>>60861391
Think of all the delicious option theta decay from the nvidia earnings on a crab day

Option gamblers getting wrecked

I have 5k to lose. Any slurpies that I'm not aware of today?

>>60861456
FNGU/TQQQ/SOXL

>>60861435
>theta decay
it's IV crush that's raping me

>>60861456
TIGR

>>60861181
Options market makers trolling retarded retail options buyers

5 years later inflation is still substantially above 2% and no one even gives a shit anymore

Can't wait for BABA to also crab tomorrow

>>60861477
Trump said it's like 2.something percent though.

>>60861477
money has been fake since 1971. you'd have to be a complete retard to think that anyone in charge wants to fix it

CRWD slurp?

Still no update on fintel, what if the candles HGRAF is getting are from the bulls instead
Nonetheless send it to $2 today

>>60861431
im still not touching HGRIFT

>>60861489
Came in 2.5% today and that is somehow considered good. Its terrible when you consider its been that or higher for 5 years straight
>>60861491
They at least made an effort to keep it at 2% historically

Sold nvdia iron condor before earnings and rebought for 90% profit. Thanks for buying my call / put bags and Thank mr IV

>>60861515
>high risk of pullback to $1.50
is this from two weeks ago or something

>>60861456

ASHTEAD TECHNOLOGY

>>60861529
idk like i said, its usually up to date with current prices and news and shit but you gotta double check the fucker
sometimes itll give me advice on tickers which earnings have already gone through
BTW PSTG is giving me PTSD i sold at 1070$ when it went up to 1425$ lmao

>advertisers are pissed at fuck at Twitch because they claim botting is out of control and they are paying money for fake views
>they finally crack down on it
>viewership down 25% site wide

Any toughts on Las Vegas Sands?

>still caring about shitch in current year
wew

>>60861334
hope you guys feel bad about trolling this young man out of his $1500 savings

>>60861584
its funny watching shitty companies die

>>60861523
>They at least made an effort to keep it at 2% historically
bullshit. real life inflation has been 6-10% for over 30 years

>>60861597
If he really bought HGRAF he would've bought magic beans or any other grift as an alternative.

>>60861611
>yet another way reagan fucked the working class
he must have been gay for how much he loved blue collar bussy

>>60861611
its funny how its been an open secret that inflation has been calculated horribly lol

fuck this gay earth faggot permabull disease

Picrel has given me more gains than the S&P 500. Just wanted to thank you wonderful schizos.

>>60861411
To heck with them, then.

NegroVideo

Donald Trump please tweet something and crash the market

THH will pump after the resumption. Get ready bros

man fuck this
closed my NVDA put at a huge loss
i just wanted off the ride

>RSP and SPYV are dumping
>SPYG is pumping while the S&P remains flat
looks like we're back to risk-on.

>>60861630
Never doubt me. Hope somebody else besides me got in

>>60861702
>>60861630
I didn't doubt you I just didn't want to get in.
Now I'm FOMOing...

>>60861652
Now explain to the class why you boughted NVDA puts

>>60861716
Probably gonna give a pullback here soon

>>60861719
Gambling.

>>60861721
Do you know why it's pumping?
It reminds me of INHD earlier in the week which was a blatant chinese p&d.

>>60861731
>up 2600% last 5 years
what the airwolf

>>60861652
i tapped out at -30% as well
shouldve stayed with spx, fuck

>>60861733
Typical low float IPO. 1.5 million shares at $4 per share almost guaranteed pop. might be over for now though

>>60861748
Ohh, it was an IPO? That explains why I couldn't find it on google and why the chart is behaving weird in my trading app.

Sold the bottom award.

>>60861754
Check this daily: https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/ipos
When you see something low float and priced low expect a nice pump. You have to be ready though cuz an IPO can open any time on the day of

>>60861770
So there's another one coming tomorrow? Interesting.

>>60861630
its not pamping saar

>>60861611
>inflation tracks S&P

>>60861770
How do you determine what is low float and what is a low price?

>>60861652
you had two dips to exit, I also agree trading before 10 is retarded but you should have exited on one of those dips. earnings failure is just a bullish scamwick. honestly unbelievable they are allowing entry yet again.

why must trading be so hard, I just want to make my nut

>>60861782
SAAR,,, SHARES HAVE BEEN REDEEMED wait for next needful IPO
>>60861787
I like $5 or below and under 2 million shares. Lower the better

>>60861790
>you should have exited on one of those dips
yeah, I should have
I was waiting for it to turn green but I simply paid for too much IV yesterday.

>>60861800
Should add if an IPO is highly anticipated and talked up in the usual places and the theme is hot then expect a nice run no matter what. cf. CRCL

>>60861784
The Fed tracks it right here
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL

>>60861801
the last time I saw a semi candle like that was april when the tariff chart hit at 5pm. these darth maul two sided candles are fucking crazy.

>>60861812
Do you just put in a market order for the ticker the day of the IPO or do you have to watch when it starts trading and then put the order in? I looked up two of the tickets for today and it doesn't look like they are trading yet.

>>60861825
depends, what's your early life section look like?

Hgraf has run out of shortable shares and pumping.

Your response?

>>60861832
ride the short-squeeze, and then dump it

>>60861825
Gotta be in good graces with your brokerage and hope you get allocated some when the time comes.
>Your request for IPO shares of FIGMA have been partially filled at $33
>You now have 1 share of your 3000 share request in your account

when does the google doj ruling come out?

>>60861832
I bought another 1000 shares today.

>>60861832
My lambo? Blue

>>60861841
Fidelity won't allocate shares to any account under $500k.

>>60861819
>i bought options dated years from now for a few dollars yesterday
>100% instant loss
KEK

>>60861843
The Jews know something don't they.

>>60861825
I trade it like any low float momentum stock the only difference is since there's no chart history you have to go almost completely off level 2. Look for it to be thin on the ask side and thick on the bid. There should be a stack of bids and a nice air pocket (liquidity vacuum) on the ask. Watch the tape, it needs to be really fast indicating lots of individual traders buying in, not just single big buyers that can pull their orders at any time. Be ready to stop out instantly if the bid collapses. I'd suggest using a direct access broker like Centerpoint, Lightspeed, Ocean One, etc. and a good platform with hotkeys like Das Trader. It helps to have some experience too. Bottom line, you want fast tape, upward price action, lots of buyers, and a lack of sellers

WTFWT

It has never been more over for bers.

>>60861867
>you have to go almost completely off level 2.
I really should learn to read level 2.

>>60861881

Time to bear

>>60861867
Thanks

Did you cover your HGRAF shorts yesterday like I told you to?

I bought some stock yesterday in a company called Mongo and i'm up 9%,

I just bought $10,000 of VOO because im tired of watching inflation eat away at my savings.

I plan to add 5k a month to this position.

Thoughts?

>>60861908
top signal
american empire collapses next year

>>60861908
nice income but you're missing out on small and mid stocks that are in the rest of the market with VTI
also obligatory VXUS recommendation

>>60861888

Trips confirms. Bear market is here. I'm shorting GOOGL :)

fuck off i was one microsecond away from buying puts and market dumps before i can click

My Brazil ETF is doing a lil sumthin

>>60861893
bro you're 1/4 the thread can you shut the fuck up for awhile jesus christ

>>60861896
ohhhh mongo mongo mongo I don't wanna leave the Congo ohnononononoooo

>>60861917
this general needs more cats

>>60861922

He gets 25 rupees per post sir his family is needings the money my friend

MODS WE NEED FLAGS FFS

This is actually retarded

>>60861922
I only post when I have something to say.

>>60861908
Buy emerging markets and europe, the US will underperform in the next 20 years.

>>60861932
>Markets are efficient
>Markets are priced in
>Markets are forward-looking
But the markets.... are retarded

>>60861922
And if a nigga get a attitude

>>60861932
Maybe you shouldn't get your investing sentiment from one-panel political comics?

>>60861931
The sharty days were peak, too many /bant/tards though

>>60861941
Some Eastern European indexes have overperformed SPY on the 5-year. Of course its hella cheap as well because Eastern Front 2.0 is priced in by now.

Feel like i've missed the boat on oracle desu bros

>BREAKING: Nvidia is in talks with the U.S. to sell its Blackwell AI chip to China, and is reportedly willing to give the U.S. a cut of Blackwell China sales, according to Fox.
Literally mafia tier economics out of a third world shithole country and the CCP
I've seen BABA getting a instant -50% for less out of the chink commies.

can the fucking market stop abruptly changing direction right after i make up my mind to commit to an option but before submitting the action

LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW
...if only I bought some

What’s a good etf for the next sector rotation?

>>60861943
>Markets are efficient
nay
>Markets are priced in
nay
>Markets are forward-looking
yea

>>60861954
it's a shitty company that succeeds despite itself. based on that alone, i wouldn't invest in it. i know a lot of people that were early users of their cloud platform and it was complete garbage 3-4 years ago. on the other hand they are investing in fucking nuclear reactors to power datacenter expansion.

>>60861955
Member when the ceo of some dipshit Chinese tech firm straight up disappeared for a month or more and the stock got assraped?

>>60861971
Yeah but they bought Netbean and I have a soft spot for that

>>60861966
whats your time horizon?

GEV - I thought this was expensive at $300 now its at $640. Too late to get some? I should have bought GE when it was $5 in 2009

>>60861981
I think the tech run still has juice to squeeze but I want to keep something on my watchlist. I honestly have no idea of the timeframe but I’m sure at some point in the not too distant future retail or healthcare is going to start running again.

>>60861966
You already missed out on the international rotation. International is up 22% YTD and small cap value international is up 33% YTD

Why don't I just buy the same stuff that an ETF is comprised of so I don't have to pay the fees? Maybe cut out the shit stocks too.

>>60862010
I love this general

>>60861130 (OP)
anyone else relate to this

>>60862010
>Why don't I just buy the same stuff that an ETF is comprised of so I don't have to pay the fees? Maybe cut out the shit stocks too.
Because of the ETF tax loophole. They rebalance your shit without having to tax you.

>>60861988
I randomly noticed GEV making a new high on June 27th and thought what the hell and bought in at 526 with a stop at 450. Been a great hold, no plans to sell any time soon

>>60862020
What if I just don't pay taxes then?

>>60862027
then you will get raped by black cock in federal prison

>>60862017
I do, but I acknowledge it's easy mode right now

>>60862025
>GEV making a new high on June 27th
I thinking I am going to dump some lagging HD and buy 100 shares of GEV. Maybe late but HD is sucking ass and Trump is taking away all the laborers so I expect HD sales to keep lagging.

>>60862017
>anyone else relate to this
Yes, I played some tickers listed here in January and made a lot for reasons I do not understand. I don't care, I took the money and re-invsted it. It can always flip the other way, so just take the free money.

SELL HGRAF, SELL RIGHT NOW, IT'S A FUGAZI PUMP

>>60862010
index ETFs are for boomers that can't pick stocks.

>>60862017
I'm a newbie and scared of taking any risks whatsoever so no

>>60861925
how fucking old are you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtAooD7Vt_M

>>60862004
>tech
short term, i got alerts for XLK in late august and we are now bouncing up. so im riding this wave, we'll see how far we get. its short term, 1 month with potential to keep running if the long term run (from april) keep pumping
>something on my watchlist
for something other than tech and longer term, like 3-6 months, check XLRE or XLP but i dont think they are good right now unless tech start failing in the next week or two
pic is of my 3-6 months outlook for the ratios. you can see XLRE and XLP but dont blindly buy. Iin risk on environments, these alerts are less reliable or have poor timing. You can see XLK XLC and XLY are green and correlate the market. also XLI and XLF might have some potential

They still not treating us like we poppin

Henlo mister jerome
Puh *sniffs* pplease kill graphene
Please *cries*
Thank you, mister jerome

>>60861248
TXN is next

>>60862097
probably heard it on fallout like every other millennial living

>>60861920
resolving my slowness by committing to a RBLX 9/5 $126p. fuck this daytrading SPX/SPY shit

>>60861966
Financials, can benefit from ai, crypto, and deregulation

Healthcare will also pick back up as a value play but its not my favorite

>>60862117
i heard it first in Lolita (1997)

>FTNT glued to $78.90
>Buy
>Drops to $78.66 five minutes later
It's such a tiny difference that it obviously doesn't matter, but my unlucky timing is comical at this point.

Everyday i get closer to becoming a communist, i think id rather live in any time period in history over this corporate slave labor society where the entire world economy is held up by fucking meme stocks getting permabought by retarded boomers and retarded redditors

>>60862161
Extremely low iq post

>>60861955
>according to Fox
Uh? You mean according to yesterday's earning call. It can straight from Jensen's mouth. Although it came across more like a hope and dream than anything serious.

very surprised that NVDA didn't crash, maybe there's room for a rally before eoy.

>>60861652
>>60861746
I told you anons on Tuesday
Nvidia will beat on EPS and revenue, then crab to a small negative on china FUD to fuck all weekly options holders

>>60862161
You were always a communist

>>60862017
yeah, one day i woke up with half a million
just bought a bit of NVDA back in 2016...

>>60862216
Around that time I bought AMD and I thought that was a good buy...

SOGP halted up. probably nothing

>>60862223
Beautiful dip and rip on that resumption. You gotta love it

Is this the most obvious consolidation before another move upward or am I retarded? It can't be this easy can it

>>60862097
God, Africa Addio is peak

>>60856998
still holding up

>>60862161
you want to starve to death and live in a concrete tenement? fascinating

>>60862246
fuck I meant

>>60856988

>>60862254
Is this chart saying we're getting a squeeze

>>60862161
Faggot

Once the SPY hits 650 the selloff will make your cock tingle

What is this quantum optimism I'm smelling? Are we doing a round 2?
May slurp some QMCO if so just because institutions love pumping and dumping it

>>60862263
Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd.

>buy SP500 6495 calls
>500 at 6497
>still red
Did we just like, stop trading calls at 6490 or something?

saar why THH still doomping i make no money saar please saaaar

>>60862366
did you buy the top and then hold while it dumped?

>>60862362
IV has dropped since this morning. It's the reason I don't play earnings or volatility events.

>snow almost 20% up
imagine not being invested

>>60862381
fuckkkk

>>60862381
I had it at $130 last year and sold in the $140s.

>>60862410
Yes but you had the stock and you made money.
Think of all the people that didn’t do that and as such, have no gains.

>>60862399
>>60862410
you are not the only retard
I bought the top and sat out the -20% dump

>everything is priced in
so then why does it go up the next day hmm?

It looks like Costco has never had a crash in its whole trading history.
Is this a good buy now or is it just waiting for me to buy so it can fuck me and cum in me against my will?

>Recurring transaction to buy SGOV went through
>Also recurring transaction to Roth IRA went through

I shouldn't have shorted GOOGL

:(

>>60862477
what's the thesis of shorting a megacap with gigantic passive investment?

goddammit i should’ve stayed in euro futures instead of selling them yesterday

>>60862457
>SGOV
Pays less than inflation. Why not just toss that shit into an index.

Thoughts on BULL? Do I hold this peach of shit through earnings?

>Nvidia, $NVDA, has reported that a single customer accounted for 23% of its total quarterly revenue of $46.7 billion, per Bloomberg

Holy fucking shit this bubble is getting MASSIVE. Nortel, Enron, Cisco, IBM, AOL, Yahoo, webvan, Indymac, Global crossing and Petsdotcom altogether kek.

>>60862497
that customer was probably openAI, or possibly elon musk

>>60862497
>Nortel, Enron, Cisco, IBM, AOL, Yahoo, webvan, Indymac, Global crossing and Petsdotcom
All me

>>60862457
Just bought another 1.25 shares of SGOV.
I like to have at least $1500 in my checking account and put the amount over that in something else. I want to build up SGOV more to have a better emergency fund. When that's good then I'll probably do VOO

>>60862511
cute alf (anime elf)

>>60862452
>against my will

>>60862485
retardation

>>60862494
see >>60862511

>>60862501
Then that is incredibly bearish now that even fucking Sam Altman is crying "bubble" to the public lmao

>>60862485

I thought shorting at ATH might be a wise move, several ATH later and I regret my decision but surely it'll go below $209 once more.

>>60862497
AI dashcams anon keeps saying that it isn't a bubble until you have a gazillion small-caps blowing-up for zero reason whatsoever, and I'm inclined to agree. That said, I think this could just deflate prematurely due to macroeconomic conditions. Expect considerable drawback in AI-adjacent industries when the recession arrives, but not a complete collapse.

>>60862452
Walmart and Target has been ass raped over the past few weeks. Costco can be a good bet.
Tariffs are fucking over all of retail though. Could be a good hold for when orange man TACOs yet again.

>>60862539
Isn't it a little late to TACO over tariffs?

>>60862518
So as an emergency fund? I mean I get it but if it's an emergency can you really wait until the market opens and you close the position and your broker processes your withdrawal?

>>60862541

They'll quietly pass sweeping exemptions but keep the headline percentage tariffs to save face

>>60862541
he's withdrawn tariffs that have come in before
he's bipolar as all hell

>>60862535
Didn't MIT put out a study and 95% of unicorn AI startups failed, as well as other papers talking how AI performed slower and worse than human workers? I have a very bad feeling like I'm in 1999 again...

>>60862535
>AI dashcams anon keeps saying that it isn't a bubble until you have a gazillion small-caps blowing-up for zero reason whatsoever,
There are. They are just going for VC money instead of retail because retail has no money. No point in going public in the big 25
>>60862497
Probably Microsoft to be honest.

>>60862551
It's not that AI isn't fake and gay but that the market isn't euphoric enough about it yet. We still have space to run before we crash.

>>60861477
Inflate this *unzips*

>Snowflake up 8% from the market close earnings bump yesterday

fugg
I always miss out

This is also bearish too for AI

every day we make a new ath. when is the pullback?

>>60862567
4 letters: P L T R

>>60862161
This is really a unfun time to invest as a low income investor, I tried OPEN and got mad at myself not not buying OPAD, it was excruciating making a decision. When I really should have bought them both but I got worried about one or the other dumping bad. So I made 2500$ on OPEN but sold my OPAD at 2.22.

Also its going to be like excruciating deciding on TLRY vs CGC, TLRY has an even shitter float than OPEN does but it also make 500% more revenue than CGC. Or I could get both.

Whats driving me crazy is thinking if I should try all inning on weed calls in case CGC does 8.50 a share but I might end up losing all my money when you are a small cap investor you feel scared of losing 4000$ if weed doesn't do anything.

Mainly, I hate feeling like my entire account would be in the whims of the orange man, if we pay him enough in bribes or he TACO's out.

I miss when stocks were fun and you just bought a sector. Like Righetti Quantum that is fine can't hate that stock.

>>60862567
Who still manufactures typewriters in 2025? This is bullish for them as companies and governments realize that moving everything onto computers is a giant security risk.

>>60862556
Based HOI4 chad

>>60862555
>There are. They are just going for VC money instead of retail because retail has no money
good point

>>60862578
everything is already on computers retard. the government has 30 zettabytes of data. there isnt enough physical storage for even a 1/1000000th of that

>>60861130 (OP)
Reminder to trim positions in AVGO and QCOM before the AAPL event on the 9th.

I want something like spy but without apple being in it.

Why did shipping stop?

>>60862601
>Buy spy
>buy appl shorts
>net position of spy - appl

Almost feel like selling my GOOG because that retard who shilled GRRR and GAMB was bullish on it and he seems to have a reverse midas touch.

>>60862607

Its true I suck but don't worry I sold GOOGL and am shorting it at a loss.

>>60862612
Oh thank god. I can keep my GOOG then.

>>60862614

;_;

Why was I cursed so?

>>60861210
Technically options contracts can be paid out partially in cash, but you need to read the OCC memo on how they’re settled

>>60862543
Pay for emergency with credit card, then pay off credit card with SGOV
simple

>>60862239
SOGP halted up again..

>>60862648
There's literally zero emergency situations I would need strictly cash. Interactive transfers money over usually the next day. I keep my emergency fund in sgov as well. I take my 100$ in interest every money and add it to my VT holding

>>60862652
Resumption straight into another limit up. Damn the free money today is unreal

why is it so FUCKING LAME

They've got a quantum computer for fuck's sake

>>60862662
>317% in 5 days

wtf
what happened?

>>60862671
chinese pump and dump

ONE FUCKING PULLBACK FUCK

JUST A LITTLE BREATHER THAT'S ALL I FUCKING NEED

WHY THE FUCK AM I SO BAD AT THIS FUCK

>>60862660
> every money
Do you mean month? That would be $30k in SGOV. Seems like a lot

jesus christ, i understand the other shit, but why in gods green earth is ROBLOX pumping

>>60862678
investing in roblox is the best way to go long on pedophilia and child abduction

>>60862671
low float china scam. remember you can make money on a scam

>>60862676
>hold forever
>losses are permanently 0

get gud

Is it a red day?

>>60862686

Today I thought would be a good time to try leverage again even though I lost about £2,000 instantly last time I tried. Why? IWK2hh0 don't know.

>>60862691
Could you short HGRAF please? I'd like it to close above $1.60.

>>60862689

For me, every day is a red day ;_:

>>60862689
not for me
>>60862691
stop trying to be a daily trader
algos and the pelosis of the world will always be 10 steps ahead of you
invest in nice solid undervalued industries (and a few volatile ones to get your dick hard) and wait it out
This is my top performing one right now

>>60862699
how do you find them is the real question?

irritated at myself because I had an order for SPX 6480c @ $7.00 and it could have filled if I hadn’t canceled it. Probably would’ve sold for a minor profit, but still. Now I’m holding RBLX puts like a moron.

>>60862704
>follow politics in every country (EVERY country)
>knew that Bolivia would be electing a capitalist after 20 years of socialism which makes markets very happy
>nothing publically traded on their lithium which is the gold standard (and the socialists have neglected hideously)
>Andean Precious Metals deals in Bolivian silver and gold which is the next best thing

that on top of the fact that many similar companies are the most undervalued things on the markets right now. P/E ratios in single figures for many of them.

>sell stock for profit after it starts crabbing
>suddenly pops 7% over the next few days after you sell
I’m glad I made money but this is a pretty shitty feeling.

>>60862725
that feels worse than holding stock that tanks for me and I don't know why

>>60862714
hmmm
btw whats the state of germany and japan

Earnings Reports (pre-open) from today and performance:

Victoria's Secret: +164%
Titan Machinery: +45%
Build-a-Bear: +27%
Burlington: +23%
Dollar General: +18%

Movado Group: -58%
Malibu Boats: -45%
Li Auto: -28%
Hormel Foods: -15%

>Nvidia misses
>Market still pumping
Bobo... Are you okay...

>>60862748
>Germany
BIG BEAR
>Japan
(mild) BULL

>>60862750
>Victoria's Secret: +164%
nigga what

>>60862750
if yo girl wear viccy then she a ho

>>60862753
Told ya.
New hype cycle was to start this week.

>>60862750
>Victoria's Secret beating GME baggies into the fucking asphalt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GME BAGGIES BTFO, GET FUCKED REDDIT

NEW SANDP ALL TIME HIGH

>>60862226
>I sold on tuesday

>>60862754
with germany, i hear they gut their industry but war will save them because it will stimulate their economy so they push for ukraine. is this true? why was their industry gutted

CGC is fucking MOONING

>>60862778
they shut off all their nuclear plants and are cutting back on energy production. it's a death spiral

>>60862778
more like the opposite, they stopped having a competitive industry based on ultra cheap energy thanks to russian gas at the same time they were decomisioned 6 nuclear plants. It's ogre

god damn i can’t wait for the correction

>New ATH
>New ATH
>New ATH
>New ATH
>New ATH
>New ATH
This shit is going to explode devastaingly when more hard data comes in and not premonitions of a future AI divvy utopia for the umpteenth time

>>60862689
Yes, with mom inflation being +0,5% and the market below +0,5, you are read.

Btw, warning:

The market is now a ponzi. My sister wants to change apartments, but says it would cost her about 500€ more for a bit more qm2. She does not like the thought of that at all, because "I could be investing that".

She started investing fixed DCA style (broker-service) October 2023. She's older, but from her recent investing history she only knows this market.

The rent and investing comment was just recently. And she's riskaverse, which explains why she's just recently started. And she obviously doesn't follow any economic datareports, especially not american ones. Or companyreports. It's basically a bankaccount

And the bull and bear meme is also dead. There's no bears. They are dead. They died when all the wealth got more and more concentrated and centralbanks nonstop pumped the markets. Like Powell, this mongoloid retard who thought it's a good idea to announce cuts with inflation going up while the market is at ATH.

>>60862775
Since you posted picrel, Japan is doing the same. Inflation above target, not hiking for months, arguing that they wait for wagehikes, wages go up, but inflation higher and real wages down, no hikes, no interest on your savings, it all evaporizes, but at least Nikkei is up. Yields also rising, cause worthless centralbank.

>>60862842
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