Thread 60861271

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>be me, 30
>be retard (117 IQ but mentally ill and poor decision making skills)
>failed through high school and uni (was high on vicodin and xanax 24/7)
>spent my 20s delivering food and drinking heavily
>got a ton of unemployment money during covid - didn't touch it
>$27000 saved after 2yr
>lived in parents rat infested unfurnished moldy cellar in the ghetto without bills
>fuckit.mp4
>moved to japan and went to school for game design for 1yr9mo
>time of my life
>money ran out, couldn't find a job
>back home in my parents rat infested unfurnished cellar
>$2000 to my name
>delivering food in the ghetto again for ~$1200/mo
>doing online uni for compsci (first year rn)
>30 years old
>$15k in debt from a hair transplant
>$10k in debt from student loans

con't
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>>60861271 (OP)
THOUGHEVER
>studied about ethereum REALLY REALLY hard in mid-late 2020
>begged every single person i knew to buy it (it was around $700 at the time), promised them it would be worth a few thousand in a few years
>everyone thought i was a schizo
>noone listened
>i didn't have the money, unemployment only just started coming in, i only managed to snag like half a coin
>sold it a few months ago

CURRENT DAY-
>i'm retarded and know nothing about crypto at all
>i'm flat broke
>i just bought 2 solana and 4 linkchain with absolutely no knowledge on what either of them are or how they work

on a scale of 1-10 how retarded am i

is there any realistic way i make a few hundred dorra off this? i'd be happy even if i got like $100 by november

if i lose anymore than half of it i will retire into the woods and play irl minecraft until i die of frostbite

how can i invest like a few hundred dorra and make a few hundred back within a few months?

i have some connections in chinatown that can sell me wholesale cheap phone chargers and heapdhones and shit that i was gonna flip online, but tariffs fucked that for me and i don't feel like spending $1000 just for shit to sit on the 15th page of amazon unsold forever

TL;DR i'm a dumb fuck and very broke and just bought 2 solana and 4 chainlink will i make any money realistically

>>60861288
I respect the hustle brother, I’m looking I to solana whether it’s going to pump in October not sure though but tempted

>>60861274
>>60861271 (OP)
>>60861288
You did good.
You can't go wrong with Solana.

>>60861288
you'd be doing a lot better financially if you got medicated

>>60861271 (OP)
The bull run continues solbros

dude grow up and get a fucking job

>>60861791
How high?