>be me
>on overnight ferry
>all cabins booked
>book reclining chairs (you have to)
>free wifi for whole crossing
>wifi is shit at seat
>move to cafeteria
>family talking
>three kids
>oldest maybe ultra young gen z
>youngest approx 7
>”mum, do you know what the best part of when I own a business will be?”
>no
>”i’ll have all the video game platforms and a million pounds”
>mfw i go and tell him that he will have all the video games.. because they will all be free, he can get cosmetics, but he has to pay with social credit. he will own nothing, he will eat bugs, he will NOT be happy :’(