Thread 60885533

Have you ever brought mommy to a job interview?

>>60885533 (OP)
nice dubs

My dad is my boss

>>60885597
Do you get your mom to withhold sex as part of your salary negotiations?

>>60885604
lmao no

>>60885533 (OP)
I unironically have. It made me feel safe. What seems to be the issue here?

>>60885615
Why not?

My parents hired me to a comfy job, life is easy for us nepobabies

>>60885533 (OP)
theres really nothing wrong with this. the workplace is rife with exploitation and judaism so what's the harm in making an even bigger joke of it?

>>60885533 (OP)
The survey counted parents dropping them off at the interview as the same "bringing a parent"

>>60885652
>>60885639
>>60885638
>>60885619
>>60885615
>>60885604
>>60885597
>>60885591
>>60885533 (OP)
>FAKE NEWS SLOP

>>60885639
this

I never even filled out an app but I'm first to tell you BOOTSTRAPS! Being a nepobaby is pure bliss.

>>60885533 (OP)
I don't believe this at all
I have never seen this happen
It's just some fox news bullshit that retarded boomercels lap up.

The reality is that boomers are the most fucked up, delusional generation of all time and most of them are not even remotely self aware which makes them unbearable.
They had the easiest run of any generation in history and they think it's a result of their hard word and grit.

>>60885533 (OP)
No but I have gone to job interviews where the panel is half a dozen women and they asked me 0 questions relevant to the job and it was just shit like "whats your favorite superhero? if you were an animal what would you be?" Then I got rejected. Looked at the sign in list of people coming for interviews and they had been doing dozens of interviews. What a joke
Biotech startup in los angeles btw

When I was in my first year of uni, I went on a date with a girl from my same year and same class, and she brought her father o_O. One of my most uncomfortable experiences.

>>60885828
Historically, a male family member accompanying a single woman isn’t weird.

>>60885828
That is weird but she was probably a very good girl desu

>>60885533 (OP)
wait you mean I could get my parents to get me the job?

>>60885533 (OP)
i have (at a high-level position too) and they accepted me, but then covid cuts cucked me before the contract was signed and i've been a NEET ever since because fuck even bothering with this shit

>>60885533 (OP)
Ive actually seen this personally like 4 times when zoomers apply to Walmart and come to interviews in the last year.

>>60885533 (OP)
>fox moving to shit on gen z instead of millennials
damn i'm getting old

>>60885597
Something like this. My dad is the owner

>>60885533 (OP)
a job?

lmao back in 2009 My mom grew insistent that my attitude or behavior was the reason I couldn't find the job, and not because of the GFC - I had applied to dozens of local stores in the area and never got a call back

So anyway one day my mom forces me to go walk into a local restaurant, and accompanied me while I asked for the hiring manager, dropped of my resume, talked about my skills, shook his hand and walked away - all while my mom was just behind me and telling me to stand up straight and look them in the eye when talking to them ETC - it was so embarrassing!

I could hear the staff ( including the cute waitresses ) giggle on my way out, awful experience lmao

Anyhow that felt like a lifetime ago, I'm basically retired now lol, recently went back there and ordered a really nice stake - life can move in mysterious ways.

I refuse to believe these stats are real.

>>60885684
they already knew who they were hiring. the interviews were a scam thats why they asked fake questions.

>>60885615
you are a weak negotiator

>>60885533 (OP)
They're called therapy parents. Don't be such an asshole.

>>60885533 (OP)
No way this is true
>>60886421
>I could hear the staff ( including the cute waitresses ) giggle on my way out
Pain. Sorry you went through that anon
>recently went back there and ordered a really nice stake
Kino

>>60885639
someone has to succeed your parents. Why not their own flesh and blood? It's up in the air if my sister will come home to inherit pop's medical practice,

> t. wasn't at all interested in becoming a medical doctor.

>>60885597
I'm so sorry to hear that. My dad was my boss for the first 12 years of my life after high school. I'm glad that's behind me.

>july 2025
GRIM

>>60885615
Retard

>>60885684
>he got filtered by the animal question
you picked something carnivorous didn't you?

>>60885533 (OP)
Nice digits. I had some fucktard call my dad during an interview because he wanted to ask him if I worked hard growing up on the farm. The job was delivering for a piano store. I quit two months later when cleaning their bathroom suddenly became my responsibility.

>>60885533 (OP)
I work in restaurant management and I’ve had on 2 separate occasions people bring their parents into the job interview.
In both cases they were technically minors so I didn’t really care.
In one of the cases the girl’s dad was an investor in business though I’d never seen him before so it was less of an interview and more of me just talking to her dad about when she could work and where she could park.

>>60885533 (OP)
this is pathetic but its also the GenX parents reacting to how systemized and contorted the process has become to get into any sort of program. GenX were the first ones to get screwed over by shit like affirmative action and outsourcing and the lesson they took from that was to game the system, because the only thing that matters is getting accepted, not whether you actually deserve it

>>60885533 (OP)
>Have you ever brought mommy to a job interview?
No, but I know an idiot who actually did it because he was "really nervous.” They didn't accept him, and his mom started arguing with the employer
It probably would have been me if I hadn't found cryptos, betting on things like moomoo is still more profitable than fucking jobs

>>60885533 (OP)
Ok I'm part of that 53% but that's only because he knew the guy already.

>>60885684
They probably already had somebody picked and it is all a show.
I hate bullshit like this.

>>60885828
Good. If you want a wife with a hymen, it takes a father and brothers to protect it.

>>60885946
Youre weird, faggot.

Do the moms fuck the job interviewers? In that why the zoomers bring them to ensure they get the job?

>>60889452
It makes sense, Zoomers usually have a streamer or OF whore act as a parasocial parent

>>60885533 (OP)
Jesus wept.
No, no I have not.

>he doesn’t have mommy out-stacey the HR roasties
ngmi

>schools don't teach shit after decades of gutting workshop classes and niggerfying math/english/science and trannifying social studies, neither public schools nor universities
>companies refuse to train grads and use their lack of expertise as an excuse to hire a trillion pajeets, hollowing out american industry in the process
>gen x unanimously plopping their kids in front of screens since the day their turd world whore wives shat them out, frying their brains forever
>GUHHH WHY ZOOMER USELESS
Imagine the way the lampposts would sway under the weight and swing of endless xoomer bodies if zoomer's tiktok feeds weren't so potently sedative
If you're banking on dying or fleeing to some sexpat bugnigger hellhole before the full south-africanization of american infrastructure then i don't see how you're less pathetic or complicit than these zoomzooms

>>60885533 (OP)
I'm 40yo and i ask my mom to prepare my meals. I'm even getting a mommy cake every sunday. I'm babymaxxing and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>60885828
based lass
did you marry her?
or steal her away from her family "shotgun wedding" style?

>>60891229
kek

>>60885533 (OP)
I bought my other mommy (GF)