Thread 60887396

Someone told me that the locals in Thailand joke about "flying farangs" because so many western boomers keep "accidentally" falling off balconies

>>60887426
Sexpat here.
It's not a conspiracy. Those farang boomers usually try Yaba from their prostitutes and have a bad trip (scary enough to jump from a balcony).

>>60887438
yaba daba dooo!

>>60887426
>>60887438
britbongs are famous for falling from balconies all around the world

>>60887438
retard
they kill the pig after he put a ring on the bitch
t. tried ya-ba with a whore

>>60887396 (OP)
i remember reading the story behind this webm. the boomers thai wife paid the guy to do that, and the thai dude in the webm was convicted of murder

>>60887396 (OP)
>pic related

>>60887633
Not too bad, I’ve been down a few hundred k a few times

>>60887663
did you make it back?
these are debts to some bad people
>inb4 yes I'm a 3rd worldie
I need to make this back by new year's or I'm a dead man

>>60887426
its called balconing in spain, an adventure sport invented by britards.

>>60887670
then (You) should probably be working instead of shitposting on 4chan brother

>>60887596
>lies

>>60887689
I make like 400$ a month working blue collar which is nowhere NEAR enough

>>60887677
Invented AND dominated by

>>60887396 (OP)
>webm
What's going on here? One of the guys on the bottom threw his hands up as they were taking off. It looks like he noticed something wrong from the beginning. That's when the other guy wraps his legs around yt, maybe to try and hold him? Also, where the fuck is the other end of that strap attached to?

>>60887396 (OP)
But I already did I got rich by buying silver.

>>60888299
they murdered him m8

>>60887396 (OP)
I started to live more peacefully, I no longer care if my memecoins on note.fun die, I know I'll never be able to make it, but at least I'm going to try to live as comfortably as possible

>>60887396 (OP)
he probably survived pretty easily thats only like a 80 foot fall tops. kids do that for fun all the time

>>60888521
Regardless of this particular incident, never try dangerous stuff like this in any third world place that doesnt care about safety standards or understands maintenance cycles
Its a common problem where westerners dont understand the hidden value of their own world and think it exists everywhere

>>60889443
in other words, white liberals lack empathy. they cannot comprehend that not everyone thinks like them

>>60889455
which causes them to do suicidal things like the man in this webm, or like when they vote for open borders

>>60887396 (OP)
lmao, boomers

>>60887426
>Fail at everything in life except making a modest amount of money.
>Go to Thailand and have transactional sex for money with women who utterly hate you.
>Your last ditch effort at life was a failure, oh, and now you also have herpes/HIV/HPV to deal with.
>Just fucking end
Many such cases.

>>60887396 (OP)
Damn he's lucky he fell in the water

>>60888061
wtf is wrong with britbongs

>>60889494
>never tried balconing

>>60887396 (OP)
when I realized I've been trading crypto since 2017 and have the same NW as when I started

>>60888061
>search TicToc for balconing, none of the video are actual balconing

>>60889472
>women who utterly hate you.
thats all women everywhere anon

>Ya ba (Thai: ยาบ้า, Lao: ຢາບ້າ, literally 'crazy pill') is a drug containing a mixture of methamphetamine and caffeine.[2][3]
So it's just meth? How significant is the caffeine really?

>>60887396 (OP)
after i lost like 600k

>>60889704
Caffeine is a little pick-me-up to accentuate the high and alertness from the meth.

>>60889718
But (it says on wikipedia) the effect lasts 8 to 16 hours which is way longer than caffeine. You could just take meth and drink some coffee throughout though maybe they don't have good coffee in these shitholes.
I guess it's just a ux enhancement so people notice some effect immediately?

>>60889745
IDK. I've heard of ecstasy pills having caffeine in addition to MDMA which is chemically similar to meth. Maybe it helps kick the high into gear in the first hour or two.
>maybe they don't have good coffee in these shitholes
I know for sure that's not true. I live in Thailand and just came back from short trips in Vietnam and Laos. All of them have a strong coffee culture.

>>60889474
Kek. He died

>>60889407
>he probably survived
Hola, compañero. El caballero falleció y el conductor del barco fue arrestado por imprudencia. Es un caso triste porque estaba de vacaciones con su familia y se veían muy felices.

https://www.telemundo.com/shows/caso-cerrado/muere-un-turista-australiano-delante-de-su-esposa-practicando-parasailing-video-tmna1265262

>>60888299
He's a wealthy guy that got married to a thai woman and she paid the guy to kill him so that she could live off of his inheritance
>>60889443
Its got nothing to do with maintenance. He opened his straps to drop him down to kill him

>>60887396 (OP)
Burn the rice, pay the price
As miserable as they are, SEAmonkeys shouldnt have to bear the burden of deep fried bottom of the barrel senile honkey genes nor the degeneracy of sexpats. Wouldnt be surprised if they have a SEAmonkey spring one of these days and give the sexpats the haitian treatment

>>60887596
yeah dude some boomer's wife paid a thai man to commit murder on camera
and it all happened in a city called Phuket
(only one of these statements is true)

>>60887596
Shame. They were such a happy couple.

>>60890346
reading comprehension is truly a lost art
what were the first words i typed

>>60888299
It looks like you're supposed to keep the straps under your arm, but the boomer waived his arms up at some point and his dumbass dropped.

>>60889904
Good job on the research.

>>60888299
his wife paid them to kill him

>>60887396 (OP)
>thought it was all over
>keep seeing signs I can make it (with effort)
With that said, I've missed multiple chances along the way to become a millionaire and beyond. Like here's "Plan A", right? I've had multiple moments where a "Plan A+" manifested before me and I either didn't noticed it because I slacked on learning about the investing world, or in the most extreme case I just decided to play it ultra safe and realized later it was too safe. 300+ million I could've had by now otherwise (unless I decided to hold for the $1 mark instead)

>>60889904
>based researcher

>>60887396 (OP)
>here is an English language source https://au.news.yahoo.com/roger-hussey-could-have-unclipped-harness-thailand-parasailing-36369150.html

>>60891039
>https://au.news.yahoo.com/roger-hussey-could-have-unclipped-harness-thailand-parasailing-36369150.html
>>60891124
the nog headlocked him, undid the harness, then dumped him.

When I realized I am, unironically and apologetically, unable to buy the funking bottom and sell the fucking top. ALWAYS the other way around. I can't stop myself.