>>60889903 (OP)
Nope. I don't have as much as a penny on me. I've got about a hundred bucks in my wallet on my dresser. My house is paid off, I have no other debts, and I have several million in stocks in my brokerage account, so I've got that going for me which is nice I suppose. But no, strictly speaking, I don't actually have any money. Just a handful of Federal Reserve Notes, and some bits and bytes on a computer someplace that says I own some stuff that could theoretically be sold for more Federal Reserve Notes. Life is hard, but I manage to cope.