Thread 60893590

What will he do? Be a cuck and lower rates? Or assert his dominance and leave rates the same?

The market will dump regardless, but he's going to cuck out

>>60893590 (OP)
Doesn't matter what he does at this point. There will be a huge dump on the 17th regardless.

>Raises rates/keeps rates the same
>"RISKOFF DUMPDUMPDUMPDUMP"

>Lowers rates
>"THAT MEANS ECONOMY BAD DUMPDUMPDUMPDUMP"

>>60893629
This guy gets it

>>60893590 (OP)
He should come out to Pump Up the Jam by Technotronic before he makes his speech, raise rates by .25, do the degeneration X suck it, then leave as Pump it by the Black Eyed Peas plays.
How will alt, meme, coins be affected?

>>60893629
Why the 17th?

>>60893710
FOMC meeting concludes.

>>60893590 (OP)
Gigachad JPOW asserts sigma dominance and goes full Paul Volcker and pumps those rates straight to 20%.
>jews the world over instantly cope, seethe and kvetch at the audacity of this goy.

>>60893632
excuse me, but what about saylors infinite money glitch? it's provably just going to make bitcoin number go up because he is a genius with magical mining hornets who wield encrypted engery under his control... nothing can go wrong... r-right?

>>60893590 (OP)
Thinking about what an old man does or thinks sounds very gay to me
Even though I spend hours looking at charts of dogs and npc, I never wonder what the hell elon Musk or someone like that would do