Thread 60896511

You know this is a bull trap, edition, right?

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Last time on /smg/: >>60895202

soon

weak sellers, squeeze begins

EARLY BAKER I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

SIMPVESTING

>>60896519
How can a bear be green though?

did the bobos kill themselves yet

>>60896536
anyone who holds any kind of bull play overnight will kill themselves before they clock in to work

>>60896544
source?

>swedes gloating because their currency is now more valuable than the Norwegian Krone
Fucking leftists have destroyed my country and we're probably going to elect another leftist government this year.

CMPS ripping on good volume today. Guess the phase 2 PTSD finally registered or something, been annoying lagging ATAI.

my money is coming back
slowly
but it's coming

>>60896530
I love you so much! I'm going to keep baking at 300. Ain't it grand!

>me on the right, you on the left

>>60896554
Why do you care about currency, Abdul? Just claim asylum and get a free hotel and hot meals everyday for life

>>60896565

I appreciate the early bake that last thread sucked and the posters were lame.

Whoever was giving us a countdown to SPY flipping, fuck you.

BUY GAMB AT THESE HISTORIC LOWS

>>60896565
i appreciate your fast baking service and i like that you don't even charge more than the other guys

Averaging down my largest position on margin, bids all taken out almost immediately, oi vey at least it’s a gold stock
Capture mrt4g

Which meme penny stock is being pumped these days? I wanna gamble

We dump into close, right?

>>60896587
Buy XTRAF, for security, anon.

>>60896574
>>60896577
Thank you. I have no life so I'll keep it up. Missed one Tuesday cause I was driving home from work, which takes an hour. I'm only in the office two days a week though.

>>60896587

GAMB for gambling.

GRRR for scammy jeet pump and dump thats about to pump to $25.

Take your pick.

MSFT, you stupid piece of shit. YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG FUCKING WAY

>>60896587
Buy HGRAF and wait six months.

Who's ready to lose all their gains in the jobs report tomorrow

>>60896618
oh right that's tomorrow
not holding these calls overnight then

My goal is 80% profit between now and next may. That's less than 10% each month. I can't afford to lose any money.

>>60896104
Nigga how can you even carry nvidia bags, it last hit an ATH what, 3 weeks ago??

>>60896548
OMG check out Duluth Trading. Up 50% on earnings

>SOFI swings from -1% to +4% on the day
>RZLV up nearly 50% in one week
/biz/ is sleeping on these.

YES HELLO WE NEED TO PUMP TIL THE LAST MINUTE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS NONSTOP ON LOWER VOLUME THAN THE PAST TWO DAYS HELLOOOOOO

Two words:

GOLD MINING STOCKS

>>60896658
Yes please that would be great

WE'RE GOING DOWN


AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>60896658
volume is low because people are nervous about the job report tomorrow

oh, bother
here comes the last second volatility

>>60896587
NBY

WHY ARE WE CRATERING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BRO I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN WITH IPO'S
fucking Robinhood keeps me constantly distracted with shiny objects.

I know should buy OPEN set it and forget it get my 10x but these IPO's are so shiny im so buttblasted that I locked my money into them to try to get in line but missing out on generational gains maybe next year

Its so frustrating man.

>>60896671
>>60896684
>Dow, S+P, Nasdaq, and Russell all stable
>None of my stocks are going down
The fuck are you guys talking about

>>60896684
dumpass you have the graph upside down
line is going up

>WASHINGTON (Reuters) -President Donald Trump's administration said on Thursday it will drop a plan by his predecessor to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when U.S. flight disruptions are caused by carriers.

Based, fuck flyers

>The department is also planning to reduce regulatory burdens on airlines and ticket agents by writing new rules detailing the definition of a flight cancellation that entitles consumers to ticket refunds, as well as revisit rules on ticket pricing and advertising.

>Airlines in the U.S. must refund passengers for canceled flights, but are not required to compensate customers for delays.

Lol, they'll turn cancellations into prolonged delays and thus no refunds or compensation

pomp

>last 10 minutes
>makes the rest of the day irrelevant
Nothing personnel kid

WTFWT

Jobs report leaked?

Bulls trapped?

Periodic reminder bobos don't get to cum

holy shit if i could send one message back in time to this morning i would tell myself to full port 6490c and hold to close no matter what

>>60896714
this is why niggas who only check their portfolio once every 24 hours have no grey hairs

>>60895645
>NXGL
did u really buy lol, was it ur fault i had to spike it up to 2.49 to get my fills

im down -10% on it, eating up my cxdo gains, but i bought it with expectation i may have to baghold this for awhile since abbve is doing a soft launch, as soon as they can double their revenues again them ill have bought basically under 1x price to sales eventually

cxdo, idn, and imp have shorter timeframes, prob gonna cut down imp.to early though

>metal stocks go up
>tech stocks do down

>tech stocks go up
>metals stocks do down

>>60896723
I’m a trader, they’re investors. We are not the same.
I pump and dump.
They stay and support the stock.

holy shit if i bought any spx calls in the last three minutes i would be living happily

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60896554
youre norwegian or swedish?

>>60896745
I made 40% today.

>>60896625
Hence why I sold Dell.

>>60896511 (OP)
>>60896511 (OP)
>>60896418>>60896418
>>60896418

WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY ARE WE PUMPING LIKE THIS? THIS IS SCARY

>>60896745
Today: +0.16%
This week: +0.37%

>>60896745
Today: +1.14%
This Week: +0.07%
This Month: +0.07%
This Year: -34.48%

>>60896745
+1.82%, slightly off of my all-time high

>>60896745
+3% from selling a roblox put

my UVIX is weighing me down. glad i didn’t get SPX puts

>>60896612
I control the stock market.

Its gonna retract after market / dump for jobs report.

>>60895645
>>60896725
so yes, volatility and bagholding should be expected when you're buying a microcap (~$20 million market cap)
usually you want to stay out until they're actually executing and yeah i may have been a bit early on NXGL, but i got impatient and the fact that they have AbbVie as a customer tells me they have a real business model at least
they achieve 100% yoy growth from last year because they're only operating at like 15% capacity right now, last year it was only 4%, if they can execute even to ~25% capacity they should be able to get to positive cashflows (on paper the company will still see losses because of depreciation of equipment etc)
again i think it might be too early to get in, thats why I also bought other stuff like CXDO and IDN, but it'll be too late to buy back for cheap if they show +100% YoY growth again next year, they can scale up fast once more orders come in

honestly these tickers will probably be my last individual picks before i heavily liquidate back into index etfs/cash, i have enough for it to snowball on its own

>>60896751
retard pump full send

>>60896745
-1.27% yes I'm all in on metals yes I am a retard

>>60896745
+0.75%
Not great, not terrible, not enough to pay the car repair bill I got today...

>>60896779
It's one DAY metal bvll
Have some fucking faith

>>60896745
Closed out 1 of my two call options for like 150%. Didnt want to hold and market crash over night. The other call option o still have like 2 weeks on it so I'll let it run.

The only problem with trading is that I gave up my day and monitoring this thing all day. now I can kind of forget about it.

>>60896745
Up 1.50%

also ai dashcams got dunked on this week coz of the divorce
>The Reporter’s sale was undertaken to satisfy marital separation settlement agreement obligations and personal debt. Canaccord Genuity Corp. and Raymond James Ltd., underwriters in the Company’s recent $11.5 million bought deal financing, facilitated the sale of the Common Shares in the Transaction to institutional and retail shareholders.

i thought back in May, the marital separation was done (the wife got like 1 million shares and the ceo kept 9 million shares), that was while ai dashcams was only 40 cents
Looks like the wife got mad and went back to the lawyer when ai dashcams hit past $1.50 just a few months later . l m a o
the silver lining, at least there's clear institutions that are finally buying into ai dashcams even at $1.60 levels

>>60896745
+0.95% still 65% cash :(

>>60896745
+1.34%
Bought back some puts for a modest gain and sold some more

>>60896746
norwegian

>LULU down 11%
Women provide no value to the stock market

Will we dump on a rate cut? A sell the news type event?

>>60896745
>0.00%
Perfectly flat, as it should be

>>60896801
I always thought youre doing relatively well?

>>60896745
+0.91%
RZLV and SOFI led, HOOD and TSLA put in decent performances. Still down quite a bit from mid August, but I appreciate the buying opportunity.

>>60896745
+0.61%
I will likely give that back tomorrow. I haven't done a good job this week and continue a pattern of underwhelming decision-making and performance during short weeks (before/after a holiday). It's nice to zoom out a bit and remind myself that the last month to six months have been great and the year has been good overall.
>>60896747
Congratulations, sir. How did you manage 40%?

>>60896745
Closed my (Sauerkraut) leveraged gold long for a +120% gain.
Bought a turbo bull licker Sauerkraut call on Netflix with 20x leverage.

>>60896803
dump on jobs tomorrow then mega dump next week when cpi/ppi comes in hot. be ready to buy NVDA for $120 on Sept. 11

I'm up like 2.5% for the year, maybe it's time to just give up

Lululemon got annihilated RIP big short guy

>>60896784
I held til the end of today that's a start
We are gonna make it

>>60896802
My calls...
What went wrong women bros?

>>60896825
kek
could be worse, anon

Call me a fucking crazy cock sucking faggot,

But I don't think this slight miss justifies a 12% drop for LULU.

>>60896845
it's not the miss, it's the forward guidance

IM FUCKING MAKING IT BACK
but im starting to think MRVL, Chargepoint and C3AI will rape my weekly gains
I should have kept those SPY weeklies I bought on monday but i wanted to be sure to cash in the profit
GOD I LOVE FUCKING GAMBLING
I HAVE AN PROBLEM
AN ADDICTION
as long as i dont lose money thats the point right
I ate good with HPE and PSTG last week, but i'm about to get yeeted if these dont fucking go up in the next 2 weeks

damn the AVGO chart looks like a 8.0 earthquake

>>60896802
he says as American Eagle SOARS by 40%

fool
UTTER fool
women are more braindead CONSOOMERS than men are

>>60896511 (OP)
Why is this allowed to happen? Does no one care that the markets just pump retardedly for literally zero reason?

why do these threads always open with 100 posts? are they all bots

>Lululemon now south of $180, a figure it hasn't achieved since 2019

do I buy bros
DO I BUY

>>60896853
The quotes are jumping around all over the damned place. Did they just get on the call and start tapping or something?

>>60896866
yes

>almost 16 billion revenue
>1.44 trillion company

lollmao efficient market

>>60896856
i actually bought american eagle jeans when ppl mentioned the sydney sweeny thing here, they had some nice AE77 (their premium line) on a good sale and theyre actually nice, like selvedge/button etc everyhing

id never buy anything there full price but if ur lucky with the sizes you can grab their "premium" jeans for like CAD$35-$45 on clearance. CAD$35 is like US$25 btw, for selvedge jeans thats pretty nice
the rest of their stuff looks trash tho lol

>>60896868
maybe tomorrow when everyone capitulates

>>60896745
+0.43%

>>60896819
>How did you manage 40%?
I bought SPY calls yesterday and rode them all day. Sold them before close so the gains are realized.
It was that easy.
If I had gone all-in on them I would be up more like ~250%. But I'm not that insane.

>>60896806
Who is this semen demon?

>>60896856
American Eagle has a mixed gender customer base. Lulumelon technically sells men's clothes as well, but only gay men buy them. The only woman who deserves credit for the AEO pump is Sydney Sweeney and her titties.

>>60896228
I bought my last five GPUs this year from there

>>60896868
i was actually tempted too, i missed out on Aritzia too even tho i had in my watchlist since 2020. LULU is also getting cheap it's a decent value

for now i'm on NXGL like i said before
part of my reason for buying NXGL is in case their beauty brand Silly George
+ AbbVie as a customer
apparently electron-beam hydrogels are also good for aerospace lmao who knows if they'll actually execute on that

>>60896616
>wait six months
for what? Are they going to start selling anal beads?

Makes you think.

>>60896890
For the NASDAQ listing you silly South American rodent.

>>60896892
People realized that buying BTC makes more sense than investing in what is effectively IBIT but dumber.

>>60896888
>buying above msrp scalped slop

>>60896895
NASDAQ just tightened regs on new listings. a company has to prove that they aren't a pure pump and dump. it's going to be tough

>>60896892
Why would I invest in a company that owns BTC when I could instead invest in an ETF that owns BTC and pay much smaller fees?

AVGO minor beat, guidance flat for Q4 :/.

>>60896906
For the record it was only above MSRP because I specifically wanted the Gaming OC models

when kevin is done with his grafefe doc for amazon $4 will be the base floor

>>60896879
That's fantastic. Very pleased to hear it.

>>60896907
Tough seems like an understatement.

>>60896920
When Gemini is done with it, you mean

>>60896916
It'll open red tomorrow and then drag itself into the green in the afternoon.

>>60896911
there are a lot of potential upsides to the preferred stock offerings, but it's a bet. me personally, i would just own bitcoin

>>60896922
I'm pleased to have done it, but I need to avoid chasing the high or I'll wipe out all my gains.

>>60896916
Sorry, the narrative-term is "solid"

>Bloomberg
>@business
>Broadcom, a chip supplier to companies like Alphabet and Apple, delivered a solid sales forecast for the current period, lifted by AI-fueled demand for its custom chips and networking gear

>>60896554
>Fucking leftists have destroyed my country and we're probably going to elect another leftist government this year.
But Bjorn, don't you want to keep your free education and free healthcare? Oh, and don't forget about the paternity leave that you get until your child starts speaking his first few words of the quran.
All free of course! ;)

>>60896929
>me personally, i would just own bitcoin
Sure, and that'll let you avoid the ETF fees. I get paranoid about crypto wallets and wouldn't really want a significant portion of my wealth inside one, so the fee is worth paying from my perspective. But I just don't understand why I'd buy a corporation that generates fake revenue by holding BTC when I could instead hold an ETF that just tracks it directly.

>>60896929
>potential upsides to the preferred stock offerings,
such as?

>>60896926
I will buy one (1) stock of jeetgle if i see gemini on the credits of his doc

>>60896939
Honestly. I suspect that the main gamble on the "treasury company" LARPshit was the hope that we'd see "strategic crypto reserves" by relevant nation states by now. Which of course haven't materialized yet and likely will not materialize any time soon.
With the hopes and dreams for a strategic crypto reserve in the US very likely came the fantasies of lending crypto to the Fed or US treasury and receive USD(x) as yield with near zero counterparty risk.
It kind of feels like the magic is gone at the moment.
The next story, fantasy, hope for the next hype cycle has yet to materialize.

>>60896928
My gut as well.

>>60896934
Fuck I lost social credit score :(

>>60896986
I could actually see this happening, but it feels a lot less likely with Elon out of politics. Trump is a tech-illiterate boomer and I doubt he'd be interested on his own.
But even then, surely there would be an ETF taking advantage of such a loaning program? It doesn't exactly require a lot of administrative overhead to stake crypto.

>>60896939
i meant Bitcoin itself either ETF or your own custody. i'm not an MSTR investor, even though i like Saylor Moon
>>60896943
they have STRC, STRF, STRD, STRK. they are kind of positioned as alternatives to things like junk bonds, corporate bonds, and money markets. STRC in particular has like a 90T total addressable market. It's designed to be pegged to $100 by raising the dividend, currently 10%, when it's below $100 and issuing new shares when it's above $100 and or lowering the dividend. the idea is that you can park your money in it, it shouldn't move much, and pay a monthly dividend. TAM of money market funds is like 90T and none of them pay 10%. whenever they issue more, they buy more bitcoin. the downside is that they need to dilute MSTR to pay the dividend, but would potentially accrete more bitcoin to each MSTR share.

>>60896751
remember to say thank you to your president. without him this would never have been possible

>>60896751
see >>60896435
but I forgot about the job report tomorrow, it's entirely possible we're gonna be blood red
hope you sold your SPY calls before close :)

I'm fucking grim bros and Friday not gonna be better. What's your move on last day before Europe (France going bankrupt) collapses? US stocks only, no GGRRRR NIGGER shit or penny shiet.
>I'm already loaded in inverse leveraged ETF LOL

/bant/ smg is fucking dead

>>60897042
Anon....

>>60897034
I sold half just in case. Literally can't lose money now. I still have time so I can wait another week for it to recover.
>>60897017
Thank you Mr President Trump Sir for making America and our economy great again.

>>60897049
Is that why the early baker is here?

>>60897049
Good

>>60896745
i really need to take some profits

>>60897050
WHAT? FRANCE IS GONNA BE BAILED OUT NO FUCKING WAYYYYY

>>60897053
idk but i haven't had to wait a long time to post on /biz/ in forever, maybe because i use the same tab every day without clearing cookies. there's no reason to stay on /bant/ anymore unless you need to spam giantess porn

>>60897049
Every time I went there it was complete shit.

>>60897069
it had flags and it was glorious
bant was too good for this world

>>60896745
+0.2%

>>60897079
it's over, that nigger won't shut the fuck up

>>60896745
I’m a bit late. +5.18%. Figma balls.

>>60896802
i still believe women.

>>60897128
Boob

I read a news article that said something like:

weak jobs data -> increased expectations of rate cut -> stocks increase

Wouldn't you would expect stocks to decrease if the economy is weakening?

>>60897139
Stocks are forward-looking.

>>60897143
You mean looking forward...

...to the money printing.

>>60897139
time in market is most important. the news is arbitrary and fake.

>>60897139
Unironically priced in (the rate cut). I think most people expect poor to middling jobs data so unless it shows something wildly bad I don't think we do more than crab or gentle downwards crab.

>>60897159
Friedman was short, sure but he wasn't a pedophile like keynes was

>>60897187
keynes just had some fun in his youth, everyone's guilty of that, he straightened himself out eventually

Less employees means less overhead which in turn is more revenue. As long as they aren't laying off due to slumping sales then bullish as fuck

>>60897193
ok pedo

way too many laymen talking about options lately

retail trapped

>AVGO
WTF WAS THAT

>>60897159
This height gap is almost as big as the one between a 5'11" man and his 6'0" girlfriend.

>>60897201
lmfao
was he a genuinely a pedo or did he just bang tons of same-age adult men?

dude seems to have been faggot supreme, 11 men are mentioned here as his lovers, that's not including any of the one night stands with sailors and new jersey truck stop bathrooms. Even fucked a jeet!

>>60897227
Based in a homo way

Do people even use regular batteries anymore? Everything is rechargeable. Shorting battery manufacturers seems like a move

>>60897238
who do you think makes rechargeable batteries, anon

>>60897232
Keynes was responsible for the endless poverty and inflation we have today. He was the opposite of based.

>>60897208
never doubt pelosi

>PATK Pumpan AH
oooooo that sexy straight line

Holy shit avgo fucking perlosi.

>>60897053
>Is that why the early baker is here?
I've been here since 4chan reopened after the hack. Before that I was on /bant/. It was time to reunite the tribes.

>>60897271
that 500 year old lich has the scoop

Pelosi did it again
The other day MTG, I think it was, bought a shitload of GOOG before that verdict and the poomp. I should just copy Pelosi's trades and put my portfolio on cruise control. Stop stressing myself out.

>>60897309
There should be a feature that will just auto copy whatever politician you pick desu

>>60897284
Oh some of you remember me more as chewy anon instead of the early baker.

Feel like there is a lot of opportunity to slurp if the market goes down tomorrow. Might be better off waiting until Monday for call options though.

>>60897238
is this post for real lol

>>60897312
An anon mentioned earlier there's a plug-in for HOOD that lets you do just that. I know there's an ETF that copies Pelosi. Of course you're always going to lag behind because it's not like you get real time info.

what if i just all in calls on triple leveraged ETFs corresponding to what pelosi buys?

>>60897324
Not a bad idea. Or ITM leaps maybe.

>>60897324
>corresponding to what pelosi buys
How does one know what she buys?

>>60897352
public knowledge
google it and theres a bunch of sites tracking or talking about it

>>60897318
I found it. It's NANC on Robinhood. Up 23% in the last year compared with VTI's 18%

Imagine not being all in on gold and silver miners while western governments go full retard with inflation.

>>60897391
gdx and gdxj are exhausted. if you weren't already in them wait for the fib retrace

UVIX has reached a new 52-week low ($11.42)

i feel worse with ai dashcams at 1.73 than what i felt when it was crabbing at 1.50

i anticipated the pump and did trim a bit, but my big batch at 2.05 didnt fill coz i was copying fx fighter kurumi -> i should have just set up my trim target at 2.00 now i feel blueballed

I keep 10k in my savings, take out a 7k loan at the beginning of the year to instantly fund my roth, and pay 1k a month towards the loan. Am I dumb?

>>60897438
don’t end up like the fx fighter girl who kept her shit position and repeatedly doubled down and lost everything. set a stoploss

>>60897440
insanely.

>>60897442
a stoploss? no im selling/trimming out right, you cant do stoplosses on volatile garbage like this, it'll trigger at x point but you'll actually fill at -10% and it goes back literally the same session back to +0%. Iinstitutions are buying in already at $1.20 and now $1.60, it's just the beginning but hard to justify the risk-reward over index ETF the higher it goes so im happy to sell/trim gradually up until summer 2026

but yeah prob best not to copy fx fighter girl
i found it
1/2

2/2
just like kurumi chan setting the limit sell at 120.05 on a 120 target, i put mine at 2.05 on a 2.00 target

the peak was literally $2.04 this week but at the same time ppl are watching the level 2 quotes like a hawk and last time when i put my big 50k sell share at $1.50, some schizo was screaming about how some institution algo was suppressing the price until they got their fill

this graph is so fucking based lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtlWoqWLm9Q

>>60897440
that's fine, leverage is good. savings accounts suck unless you get at least like 4% though

>>60897450
Well I've been beating the interest rate on the loan so I'm smart in my head. I guess I am dumb.

>>60897464
The better indicator is the Switch 2 and RTX 5090 are both in stock!

>>60897440
Anon what the fuck
Your can withdraw as much as you put in, can't you? It's like a savings account but the interest is all deferred until retirement

>>60897366
>>60897352
>>60897324
is there a way to see this easily and quickly

>>60897485
Of course not, which is why the other anon didn't even give a link. If you want to trade 3 month old info, then yeah there are websites for that. If you want trades right now that matter. Better ask Nancy!

>>60897484
I take out a personal loan to put into my roth ira

>>60897493
Why not use your savings instead and not have any interest to pay at all? What kind of interest does the loan carry and what does the savings account pay?

>>60897493
Do you mean a bank loan or an imaginary loan? Like I took 7k from savings, I'm going to put that money back every month on a schedule?

I personally just save up the 7k towards the end of the year and dump it in on January.

>>60897508
a bog standard index ETF returns 10% a year. it makes perfect sense to borrow at even 6% to buy it as long as you have the cash flow to cover the interest. plus if you pay back a one year loan in monthly installments, you cut the interest accrued almost in half.

>>60897508
>>60897510
It's a pretty high personal loan from my bank, the loan duration is about 5 months because I make the first and last payment a bit more. I don't know what the interest for my savings account is, so it can't be much. I have 100k in my Roth from doing this. The couple hundred bucks I pay in interest, in my opinion, is nothing compared to getting into the market early

>>60897522
Well I wouldn't do that, but hey if you want to give the bank money when you don't have to, well that's fine with the bank.

>30 seconds before the close today someone bought $10,400,000 worth of $SPY 750 calls
man i can't even count that high

>>60897550
expiry?

>>60897522
>pretty high personal loan from my bank
Don't you already have 10k in savings? Since you can also treat the Roth like a savings account for the amount you put in, doesn't it make more sense to just move the maximum 7k from your savings first thing? A loan isn't even necessary, you have the money right now

Bros??? Am I gonna make it 30 years old and 500k NW.

>>60897562
I know you can take money out of your roth but I'm not sure if you can put it back. The 10k is just in case something goes south, like I need a new roof.

>>60896865
Markets are forward looking
Markets are efficient
The price went up because buyers bought

>>60896911
>>60896929
Have some custodied in a cold wallet, then stack etfs and write options against jt

>>60897572
there's a 60 day period to return the withdrawn contribution penalty-free, so it might make sense if you want to ensure there's always 10k in savings

>>60896511 (OP)
So it's expected to doomp before markets open? So basically it's too late to sell?

>>60897440
look at your state laws, is the roth protected from creditors, generally 401ks and IRAs are (this is for asset protection). The 401k/IRA/Roth can be funded with earned income so you need some kind of employment to fund them. You can put in the entire annual amount the first working day of the year so you can earn as much interest as possible on the full amount. I do not have a roth, but I believe you have to wait five years before you can withdraw any money tax free (since you already paid income tax on it), but only the money you put in, any gains are restricted until you are 59.5 (double check on this). There are different advantages to each, be sure you understand them all and maximize them. You can also borrow from your IRA/Roth and pay yourself interest - be your own bank. Make sure you learn all the rules and get rich.

Chat-GPT has convinced me we are in the 1830's land bubble, though this time it is developed land.

PIECE OF SHIT SBSW

>>60897623
You should have listened to the thread. There were a few of us who couldn't make heads or tails out of their financial reports, which were buried in the annual reports like some giant marketing push.

DELL still has a lot of room to run
The RSI
THe Bollinger Band

>>60897610
chatgpt is just regurgitate reddit libtard babble

>>60897637
Dell will be $200 a share in March 2026. So buy the dips and hold the rips. 6 months is a long time in this crazy world.

>>60897610
nah

>>60897646
I think it is interesting the comparisons, but I also think it is telling me what I want to hear.

>>60897636
Where was it discussed? Ctrl+F SBSW doesn't bring up much

>>60897610
>tell it that these two things sound similar
completely taints the analysis because chatGPT is programmed to agree with whatever the user says

when will soxl stop crab... :///

>>60897623
>PIECE OF SHIT SBSW
I will show you how to analyze this company:
1. its a mine = shitty investment
2. Its located in Africa.
End.

>>60897685
It was discussed a while back now. Did you attempt to look at the reports? It was a nightmare.

https://www.sibanyestillwater.com/news-investors/reports/annual/2024/

>>60897314
>>60897240
Bitch. Does Energizer make them? I'm asking? Also they last way longer so way less sales either way

>See that mining companies are up
>Check VALE
>Its still eating abysmal dogshit
Waow

>>60897709
>Also they last way longer so way less sales either way
already priced in retard

>>60897700
>>60897699
>africa
Already priced in.

SBSW is the only proxy for palladium, platinum and rhodium at a major US exchange. Look at PALL or PPLT volume or margin alowance vs SBSW.

Anybody here invest in their corporate account? I'll have $100k in the account by end of next week. Right now I'm 30/30/30 SSO/ TQQQ.to / TSPX.to. do I follow what chatgpt says or go all in TQQQ?

>>60897725
>taking investment advice from AI
ngmi

Who here riding the ABBAX train? Outlook? Is there still room to moon?

>recession indicator
>market pumps
>recession indicator
>market pumps
>recession indicator
>market pumps
>recession indicator
>market pumps
>recession indicator
>market pumps

>>60897725
>go all in
best way to lose. Invest safely, no need to gamble, you have plenty of time to make good money over the long run. If you want to gamble buy a lottery ticket its like $1.7B now.

>>60897730
Here, completely AI free.

>>60897739
working as intended

>>60897739
we've already known that the ground-level economy is totally divorced from the financial economy. we've known it for years and years, why would we act like we don't know this?

>>60897752
So what do I buy? I'm already a degenerate in my personal with TQQQ and FNGU. What do I buy in my corporation? Have around $250k I don't need for the business and plan on eventually paying myself but in the meantime, I have to grow it. What do?

>>60897790
xdte/qdte/kgld, set to drip

>>60897790
buy 100,000 shares of HGRAF and collect your millions in five years

NEONfags what the fuck happened? -72% today

>>60897818
Neonode was able to obtain $15 million in a lawsuit settlement which is a clear and obvious sell signal

>>60897790
>So what do I buy?
No one can give you serious financial advice without knowing more about what you got and what you are doing, and do not give out that kind of info online. Find a certified financial planner and set up and appointment and develop a short term, mid-term and long-term plan for smart investing. Many of the ETFs have the same stocks in different percentages and therefore different risk/reward profiles. Any levered ETF can lose you big money if you get the timing wrong. Do not just buy and ETF, understand the ETF or ETFs you are considering.

>>60897752
>If you want to gamble buy a lottery ticket its like $1.7B now.
I have been playing. Would be fun to win, but I know I'm not going to.

>>60897827
>Find a certified financial planner
don't listen to this bitch lmao

>it was revealed to me in a dream
>a drug that may or may not exist
>closest match reveals a fucking biotech
Anyone know anything about Aldeyra Therapeutics (ALDX)

>>60897830
I just use it as an excuse to buy Chinese food.
>buy flied lice
>get fortune cookie
>use fortune cookie numbers in powerball
I don't care about the lottery ticket, I just wanted takeout food.

>>60897835
you're saying you had a dream telling you to invest in a company that makes a certain drug, and the closest match is ALDX?

who is the qt siting behind Jr. during the clown show?

>>60897831
>don't listen to this bitch
that's Xir bitch to you fag

>>60897841
>you're saying
Yeah. I don't trust it at all of course. Biotechs are a lottery. Their main seller is some eye drug and I'm distinctly aware that those types of medicines are notoriously unsuccessful since the eyeball has six gorillion distinct cell layers that are very impermeable.

>>60897850
so you're saying I should buy calls?

>>60897852
Probably not, but flip a coin if you're intent on being risky.

>>60897827
I understand what you're saying but I don't want to hear somebody sell me a shitty fund. That's why I'm asking for advice on smg

>>60897623
/ss/bbws failed?

Wasn't expecting SPY to run a sprint today.
Sold some covered calls on Wednesday with strike of $649 expiring Friday.
Hopefully it dumps a little tomorrow.
I want to cover and sell some Monday calls.
Call premiums were actually dogshit at the start of the day, so hopefully some of you naked degen gamblers got your bags today.

>>60897933
I bought calls yesterday and rode them all day for fat gains.
I closed before EOD because I can't guess what direction shit will move in tomorrow.
But if it's green at open I think you're getting assigned if you don't close.

>>60897919
>That's why I'm asking for advice on smg
That is the worst thing someone in your position can do. You do not need to buy anything from them, they can develop a plan for you. You can wipe your ass with it you want. Of course they will suggest you buy certain funds so they get a commission. You seem inexperienced and need to start with the basics - do not lose money, do not invest in shit you do not understand. You seem to have a few bucks saved up, don't throw it away. Call your broker, who ever it is, and see if they can work up a financial plan for you based on your specifics.

>>60897816
This is the way

>>60897644
fuck that bro, the economy is crashing before march 2026. get it while the eating is good before the rate cut

>be me
>in deep sleep
>dreaming of call options
>dreaming of profit
>something is wrong...
>suddenly slam awake
>the /smg/ thread just hit 300 posts
>time for a new thread

>>60897964
was this revealed to you in a dream?

>>60897964
>before the rate cut
Data doesn't indicate for rate cuts. Political pressure does.

>>60897976
But the fed is independent (cope)

>$KLAR's IPO is 2 weeks before the emergency rate cut and stimulus
I love my people.

what was the "trump is ded" fearmongering trying to cover up?

the war of the zeropenny janitors continues
i will mount your head over my fireplace, jan-jan
biz remembers, and so do i
i just want to discuss stock and post my wife
you are breaking the social contract by banning me
i will beat you to death and cut your head off in response
i have strangled people before and will do so again
it feels like heaven if someone has wronged you to watch the life leave someones eyes as they desperately claw at your arms to rip them off to breathe
i let them go
i wont let you go jannie
i also like when they start breathing again really heavy and realized what happened to them. its almost like they finally see what a gift life is and lesson learned
the rage is still here
it never left

>>60897969
>dreaming of call options
>dreaming of profit
That’s not how options trading should look. You should be deciding on both calls AND puts

>>60897951
I know, I'm not a retard. Just thought somebody on here would have had a similar experience with corporate investment. I had my business for 10 years and this is the first year I managed to put $ aside to invest. The $250k is on top of my salary. I won't blow it on SOXL weeklies, just want to have a semi-degenerate idea to play with the thought of it, is all. End of the day, might just get a dividend fund since dividends are taxed less than capital gains in Canada, up to like $50-$60k, or a cash etf that pays 4-5% while I find a way to minimize my tax implications for taking it out on personal. But appreciate how you made sure I don't go full retard.

>>60898047
I wasn't kidding about HGRAF. It's Canadian pennyshit so it's degen but it's also going to $4 in 6 months.

>>60898052
Yeah but what about $1000?

>>60898064
texas chapter still not out yet
let
them
cook

>>60897049
Has been for several months. I say to them i say hey if you continue to be faggots it will drive away the remaining regulars you have in addition to the lack of fresh traffic /bant/ offers. They say no we want and need to be faggots. So i left. And pretty well everybody left until it became something like four people remaining steadfast in their commitment to faggotry.

>>60898047
>corporate investment
I am not sure what you mean with this? You should see an attorney about proper business structures so you can protect your assets (LLC and S corp) have a business brokerage account and 401k that you pay yourself and can get matching contributions and also invest with your 401K account. You need a plan to protect your assets, to write off expenses, that you control, and file proper taxes so you do not get raped by IRS or some ambulance chasing attorney. If you already have a business then talk to your broker about having the business open account with the proper name and EIN and not in your own name, depending on how your business are organized.

>>60898052
>it's also going to $4 in 6 months.
I thought it was going to be $100

So Europeans are so bad at the economy that the whole of France needs a bailout. What are the implications for the Euro? Is it going to tank or what?

instead of hydrograph i bought hydrogels since it's still <$20 million market cap

it's only making $11 million ttm revenues right now but that's a 100% YoY from last year so at least they've proven they can scale fast since even right now they're only operating at like 18% capacity, and they should be positive cashflow without diluting more *unless* they do more acquisitions (1st and 2nd capital raises were to acquire 2 different brands, and 3rd was because the beauty brand they acquired was growing faster than expected so they needed more cash)

i dont like that it's not profitable yet but thats usually unavoidable with small companies that are growing, i only bought since the management is debt-averse which makes sense, better to avoid debt when you're not even positive cashflow yet

why would you pay $500m+ for a company that has no proven revenues or scalability yet

>>60898105
thats gonna be in 7 months

can hydrograph name their customers because hydrogels already has
>stada
>cintas
>abbvie
>owens & minor
>medtronic (coz they dont wanna take their own run offline to make other hydrogels)

kinda slow though honestly, last year they were only at 4% capacity now theyre like 18%, so next year maybe 30% capacity and so on
Gonna take like 5 years before they can even consider increasing capacity

amazing that people were buying/holding this in 2021-2022 at like $10million market cap when it only had $2 million revenues

and now they have $11 million revenues ttm and the market cap only increased to ~$20 million valuation when just setting up a similar facility would take $10 million plus 2 years time.
Their first mover advantage cannot be underestimated when big companies like Abbvie went to them simply because there was no alternative (Medtronic has the capability to do it but they can't take their own run offline for their specific product)

i wonder if i should buy more after i trim my other stuff but ill give it a couple more quarters before i do that

good night.

SWBI $8 puts got .50 premium right before close. Earnings were shotty but not as shotty as nerds thought. If it ta ks tomorrow see you on the other side.

>>60898041
>You should be deciding on both calls AND puts
I suck at puts. Best for me to slurp a down day with some calls, than predict a down day.

>>60898069
So I take it this means a red day, right?

>apartments near me
>2000 dollars for a studio
>or 1500 for 1bd 1 bath
I thought studio was supposed to be unfurnished and shitty. It's crazy how the bottom tier garbage is all inflated now due to retard business decisions. Anyway I can't afford to live here or anywhere, this is great.

>>60898170
18 months secret testing for companies should be done around eoy so they will reveal themselves soon
me personally wouldnt bet against the best graphene in the world

>>60898216
Studio only refers to it being mostly all in one room. You can have furnished and unfurnished studios, same as one bedrooms.

I pay about $800 a month for a two bedroom with a basement. Hour drive to work though in Pennsylvania.

>>60898216
nope most shitty apartments are studios but not all studios are shitty, its an architectural term, they can even be multi-floor with lofts

>>60898265

>>60898265

>>60898265

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

*sigh* can this fucking market shit already so i can buy back in. i sold everything except my divvy stocks so of course it pumps like crazy on a thursday...

>>60898267
early ass nigga

>>60898216
studio is another term for 0 bedrooms
In France and Portugal studios are called T0 s

>>60898269
>can line go down
no

>>60897977
Time will tell. People really want it to happen.

>>60898267
still a lil life left in this one fren

>>60898267
Kill yourself!

i'm in murders and executions

Is Robinhood the best exchange? Latam nigger here

>>60898327
>>60898372
What is the ticker?

>>60898269
bro we just had a huge correction

Stock market! Up!

>>60898105
Oh my, who is that? I must have her

>>60899793
That's the CEO of Sex

Ceo of stocks