Thread 60899802

comfy edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

previous >>60898265

>>60899798
>tfw I'll never get to refinance

Dont look at the US dollar bros ..

I HATE NIGGERS

>>60899794
>Broadcom
>has 2x NVDA's P/E ratio despite NVDA being "overvalued" as it is
yikes. YIKES.

I have a bridge to sell you my good man.

>>60899817
I hear some people say this, personally I have no opinion

Bitches don't wear leggings anymore. There's no shock to a skinny bitch in leggings anymore.
Lulu is dead

>>60899817
excuse me?

AHHHH

>>60899817
Thank you

>sell CCs on UNH
>price action looking a little too bullish
>close for a modest profit
>enjoy my 3-5% day in peace
It's a good day for us New Hampshire bros.

learn to plumb bros..

>>60899817
Stop being antisemitic

Rate cuts are mega priced-in. The pump from April - June was the TACO trade, the pump from June - now is the assumption of overwhelmingly massive rate cuts. Will be a sell-the-news event. Get out if you don't want to get violently raped by the elites as they use you for exit liquidity.

>OpenAI has announced it is developing an AI-centered jobs platform as part of broader efforts to expand AI literacy, and as the company grows its consumer and business-facing AI applications.
>The ChatGPT maker’s “OpenAI Jobs Platform” will utilize AI to help connect qualified job candidates to companies, which could put it in competition with Microsoft’s LinkedIn.
THIS is why MSFT is dumping? Are you fucking serious?

>>60899836
Instead of plumb americans learned to plap

>>60899836
But I thought those were the only jobs safe from AI

>>60899827
11 P/E is insane for a large cap though. I bought market on open.

hmm

>>60899802 (OP)
Finished washing my car. Thank you for making a thread, though I'm disappointed in your post in the old thread letting people know there is a new one. Also disappointed in the previously. So I give you a C, passable, but needs improvement. I do like the OP image! So C :)

>>60899841
But the news is old, it was out prior to the dump

>want to sell off some of my other investments so I can buy NVDA's dip
>everything except NVDA is green as fuck so I feel like a clown even thinking about it

I am the fool

>>60899830
Cunt

>>60899846
Look at the forward p/e. Basically it is showing that earnings are flat, if not shrinking.

why is AMD dumping so hard

>>60899862
Now we're also being sexist? Is this intersectional racism?

Goddamn niggervidya

GOOGLY MOOGLIES WE JUST KEEP WINNING

>>60899864
Fuck the future. I'm holding this for 1 week tops.

i have, against all odds, lost money every time i have bought NVDA. i just bought some again. its over for all of you.

>>60899808
>>60899840
>priced in
dumbest fucking meme ever
it's like stock market determinism

>rate cuts are priced in
>the shit I just took was priced in
>2008 was priced in, actually
>the alien invasion of 2408 is priced is
fuck off

>>60899883
What the fuck do you mean? Why do you think the market is going up then? It's because the data implies a cut and the market is pricing that in. This is actually a rare case of actual "priced in" in a visible manner.

aaaaaaaaaand i missed the DELL top

>>60899845
That was always tradie cope. I'm an office cuck now and there's parts of my job where AI can I help, but it can't do my entire job because there's too much decision and prioritizing. AI is really only good for low-risk, low effort tedious work. Every one has some of that as part of their job, but it's usually not their entire job.

Uhhhh….

goddamn why did I dump my euro futures yesterday

>>60899891
Relax anon, there will be another dip.

>>60899883
>me: reasonable, simple opinion based on the simple fact that the market is slightly forward-looking
>you: autistic sperg rage and ridiculous exaggerations because the only way you can figure out how to make money is if the market pumps 5% per month for no reason forever

>>60899870
Retarded tranny on wheels ova heer

>>60899861
Nothing wrong with taking a little profit thoughbeit

What's the matter mumu?

You didn't become entrapped by your own greed did you?

>>60899861
>Monkey brain would rather buy high and sell low

>>60899883
You're going to get raped

>>60899840
99% correct but if Powell announces it too dovishly then guess what's getting priced in immediately after that

>>60899802 (OP)
Hello Frens, I just hit a personal goal of $100k aud invested and $100k invested in stocks (probably got $100k in super as well)

Kind of need to start developing a plan besides just buying some mining shares or ETFs every week

Yo, those TSLAfaggots are unironically insane.

Cause Dell is fairly valued I bought AEO on the dip.

>>60899802 (OP)
WHY ARE WE CRASHING

>>60899924
>We need to make elon a trillionare to convince retards of 30% growth over several years

Literal cult

>>60899929
DOGSHIT JOBS REPORT

>>60899934
Wrong

Gay bear status update?

>>60899928
That's the crazy part about Dell, it 3-4x with AI and the PE is at 18-19.

>>60899941

ERECT & READY TO CUM

>>60899938
Yeah youre right after revieion the US added just 8000000000 jobs! Unemployment is 0%!

DELL KEEPS DIPPING IM GONNA PANIC SELL
WHERE IS THE V JEROME

Now I'm really glad I bought back those NVDA puts yesterday

aw piss i should’ve impulse bought a 6510p SPX

>>60899951
Just panic sold everything :D

Inflation + Market crash is gonna be chef's kiss. muah. You're going to war, son.

>>60899942
Yes anon, but it will be $200 in March. So you got to factor in a slow rise, not just a sudden jump. The market is retarded and can't understand that.

according to my charts the DELL dip is almost over. remain calm.

SPY 653 soon

MUMUSISTERS I THOUGHT WE WERE BACK

>>60899934
But Licknut said they will be revised up next month by at least 100%

got 15000 in dry powder, whats a non degenerate play? all in on NEGG?

Crashtember is back on schedule

>>60899951
Here is the order I currently have in place.

>BREAKING: BANK OF AMERICA SEES TWO 2025 FED RATE CUTS VS NONE PREVIOUSLY

PUMP IT

SPY red

>>60899985
And it filled. I'm surprised.

>>60899989
gee billy, TWO rate cuts?

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

MEGA

DIPS

>>60900000
it’s over
bro has quints

>>60900000
that's quints...

>>60900000
>quints
we're going way higher

>>60900000
Oh no

>>60900000
oh my fucking god

>>60900000
QUICK EVERYONE FUCKING BUY

>>60900000
youve cursed us all

>>60900000
>check VTI
>almost neg
uh.... bros?

>>60900000
WITNESSED

Is this the end of the "bad economic news is bullish" meme that has turned the entire asset class of stocks into a fucking joke for the past 6 years?

>>60900000
Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything.

>>60900020
doubtful. TINA still trumps all.

>>60900000
no trips, pump confirmed

i should’ve bought more than 5 UVIX @ $11.10

DUDE I SHOULD HAVE SOLD A DELL
WHAT IS THIS NEGA DUMP

>>60899985
what's making people speculate on DELL?

>>60900029
ok, we're gonna doomp for real.

How is it called when people express praise for you but deep down you know you are a fucked-up piece of shit? Stocks for this feel?

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>AHHH WE'RE DUMPING
>-0.14%

>>60900063
I'm confused... didn't we fire someone for these "revisions?" even though, late replies is the norm for these stupid BLS numbers?
also aren't the ADP numbers bad too?

wtf is this clown world bullshit?

>thought I had bought the dip
>it dips more
>buy the dippier dip
>it dips EVEN MORE

I've lost $500 today on Nvidia alone
good god

>>60900049
imposter syndrome

JEBAITED

why is AMD dumping so hard? my CSPs are ITM now... don't want to be assigned

>>60900069
The person was fired for revising down. They put in place someone who will strictly revise up.

Save this image!!!

>>60899815
I hope the europoors and fellow bonglands hedged their forex? I did even on my passive investments, like holy shit dollar is pooping itself.

How much did we just make SQQQ bros?
71$ here

>>60900000
witnessed

>>60900070
every time u see jensens head, like we had a thread one a few days ago sell and help others to sell lol

>>60899942
>my dogshit boomer company thats never done anything will suddenly become profitable due to *checks current fad*.... NFT- no I mean AI!

>AAAAHHHHHHHH WE'RE DOOOOOOOOMPING
>look inside
>-0.36%

>>60899883
>>60899903
>>60899919
I'm actually a risk averse retard who has been missing out on gains because I only lightly DCA and then buy when cheap, aka almost never in 2020s clown market

I just get pissed off reading that damned phrase because it's fucking useless
>X is priced in
this tells me absolutely nothing about X or the implications of X
>the market is doing X now because it expects Y will cause Z in the future
much better

>>60900000
hell yeah

>>60900029
2Late2Furious

>>60900094
Zoom into that point where NASDAQ was up 1% so its actually 1.3% down.

>>60900094
>-0.36%
The total dump was more like double that because we were positive by that amount at open

>>60900101
>sponfeed me in a very specific way or not at all!!!

>$GOOGL | Google Set To Be Hit With EU Antitrust Fine Over AdTech Practices Later On Friday – RTRS Sources

BLAST THEM HARDER

It's only 1030

Is it too late to join the bear party?

>>60900115
Yeah, from +.30% to -.30
A whole point

You better be slurping. The bull trap is over. It is 10:30 am. We will close green!!!

>was up $400 bucks last time I looked.
>now down $500
WTFFFFFF

holy fuck i wish i actually bought puts today instead of sidelining myself. at least i bought five uvix for cheap?? god damn it

It feels good to be a Walmart shareholder

>>60900129
Positions?

>>60900075
their AI stack blows ass

need vance to coup the marmalade orangutan already

>>60900101
You literally know the meaning of the phrase. You translated it perfectly. You want people to expand every industry phrase into verbose plain english as if we don't all know what it means? What kind of autism is this?

it's over...

>>60899802 (OP)
Why didn't I just close my spy calls when it was at 652? now we're crashing and SPY will never be over 650 again

>>60899880
Same, about to load up another 3 grand.
150 by the end of the day, watch.

>>60900136
i'm also holding WMT

>>60900169
i bought when i said and im already down 2.3%. i am the greatest curse to NVDA to ever live.

>>60900160
you basturd son of bich i fuck your mother

>>60900101
>the market is doing X now because it expects Y will cause Z in the future
much better
Literally confuses me more than "X is priced in (now)".

KEK BAGGIES
>t. sold spy calls this morning

>notice weird price action on HOUR
>looks real scammy
>keeps slamming up and down
>no news
>literally no news to explain this action
>check executive ownership
>chinks and jews
every time. every goddamn time

they call it septemBEAR for a reason lads

>>60900000
reminder scipted gets are the trannies trannies of digits

>>60900000

Kek himself used my grubby hands as a vessel to warn loyal smiggers to exit all markets and go short.

Did you heed his call anon? Or will you be smited like the infidel you are.

>>60900207
suffer not the tranny to live

>>60900207
it's the same scriptfag again, don't feed the troll

>>60900212
i love the self quote

>>60900182
jesus christ

Bought 6530 call this morning and literally 1 second later it doomped 10 points, hanged on for abit with copium and it burned me 1k3 today

>>60900206
NVIDIED

>>60899989
so i guess the current fucking fear is that the rate cuts wont stop stagflation and we are suddenly in the "End of the United States" arch.

whatever.

>>60900000
wow
I think this makes it clear that the bizdicator is dogshit, pic related.

damn, SPY lost almost 24h of gains. what a travesty

wtf is happening today

>>60900225
the post rate cut dip is being priced in, followed by the rebound

Uhhh tech baggies are you ok

>>60899912
>>60900000
scriptranny is a boboposter

>>60900231
Turns out the economy was fake and gay all along

Loling at amd right now

>>60900000
ah I see

>>60900182
should have redeemed saar

Seriously, how do you predict dumps like this one? I swear if I could see just 1 minute into the future I'd be a billionaire in under a year.

tfw was going to buy SPX 6510p but “didn’t want to risk $500”

devastation

>>60900219
>she thought you can make money buying things
Learn to sell

I just want to thank the retard who was shilling GAMB when it was 11. I hope youre doing well buddy.

>>60900227
how? pic related. you didnt read the description

Portfolio down 3.5%. What a flip. Even Tesla is barely holding on.

>>60900244
zoom the fuck out, you are trading on too short timeframes

>>60900244
read a couple of those TA books and then boom free money forever

>>60900225
>we are suddenly in the "End of the United States" arch.
The meme that the only conceivable reason for stocks to ever pull back is if "the United States ends" is the most batshit fucking retarded bull thesis retail investors have ever come up with. A piece of good advice for you: Abandon that normie-tier mass regurgitated rationale. It is essentially stating "As long as the United States simply exists, the fair value of all American companies is literally infinity." Do you see how retarded that is?

shitting piss, I should’ve held onto my RBLX put one more day

>>60900000
FUCKING LEGENDARY

It's still not too late to join the short side you know

>amd down almost 7%

Its over

>>60900217
if it gets much worse its the brokerage's problem and not mine

>>60900259

Its me. I'm not. :)

£3,000 loss and counting.

what a tiresome market

Why are we dumping?! I was told number go up

>>60900244
the stock market has a feminine personality. in other words, she's a fickle bitch

>>60900252
https://youtu.be/CAGg-5TPSxQ?si=83oxaV5zTfiqf7Yu

>>60900279
it always pumps if i do

>>60900297
profit taking at ath I guess

Why am I losing money??
AHhhhhhhh

>>60900297
dogshit jobs report
tech stocks are nitoglycerin when it comes to macro news desu

This is worse than 9/11

>>60899802 (OP)
YOU WANT TWWWWO RATE CUTS?

>>60900304
FFS JOIN IT

>>60900297
Number is up. SPY still up 10% YTD when there has not been a single scrap of good news all year. Bulls have nothing to complain about.

>>60900316
lol its gonna be so funny when too late does a rate raise

>>60900261
Look at all these mumu signals.

Now is the time to sloorp AMD

>>60900315

Next week CPI is out on 9/11

That will be so much worse than 9/11

More baggies might actually throw themselves from buildings than people died in the attacks.

>>60900315
August and September are always AIDS
Even in 9/11 year

The real question is why?

Wtf is happening?!

>>60900332
I might get a lot of mileage out of this gif next week

>BREAKING: Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell is under investigation after allegations of sexual harassment
>The reports allege that Powell gloated to female coworkers about "raping bulls' asses" shortly before the release of the job report

bottom?

>>60900000
You fucking piece of shit

>>60900338
End of fiscal year

>>60900344
Of course it is the bottom.
All people in this thread had to do was slurp and wait. So simple!

>>60900344
if you're offering to be my bottom i'll make the market go up

>>60900344
>*BFFFRRRAAAAPFPPFFPFF*
>teh he he
>*BRRRRAAAAPPAPAPAPAFPFPFPFPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>60900344
>>60900359
>>60900360
IT'S NOT FUCKING OVER

It will rug harder in 6 minutes

>>60900365
You are in total denial. Did you sell the bottom again?

>>60900365
its not offer if you agree to be my bottom, if you dont...'
the future is in your hands

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>60900365

The market spent the entire year Pavlov dogging retail baggies into being conditioned to buy the daily V.

The rug on the fake V is going to be glorious.

>>60900365
Every single time it recovers a little
I buy
Then it dumps again

dammit why did I close my TMUD $255p limit buy

This clown market finally snapping back into reality. It's going to be a long way down. Buckle up.

>>60900366
That's funny. Stupid, but funny.
What is it with Costco hot dogs. I keep hearing about them all the time now. This almost seems like an economic indicator now. I was a member for years and never had a desire to get a crappy hot dog.

Imagine the US economy destroyed over (HIGH) 4% rates. What kinda disgusting country is soooo addicted to ZIRP and QE it can't even stand on its own to legs for more than 2 years without fed printer

>>60900376
Based

how the hell is oil still freefalling? isn't that supposed to be extremely bullish

My portfolio is only up 1.15% and trending down...

>bought some SOXS calls this morning
>up 80%
cool

>>60900390
>PE ratio: 86
>visibly losing marketshare by the day
>re-releasing the same products for about 5 years now
>"chatbots will grow to $10000000 trillion dollars and fix everything!"
lol, possible even lmao

>>60900393

Recession is bad for oil as demand lessens.

You people are buying Dell calls, right? That's an easy $4.50 a share if you hold until next week.

>>60900393
diesel chads won

>>60900399
no actually monero chads will save amd!

The only thing keeping my portfolio from imploding is my meager REIT holdings

Sold my PATK at the morning top to be up 0.6% for the week. Pretty happy to rebound, but I gotta start doing multiple buys at a time to sell at the right time

This is the bottom

>>60900420
the sigma does not concern himself with local movements for he knows the future

I don't understand what's happening

>>60900329
they worked and ran to resistance. also no signal is 100%. their limitation is explained on the indicator page and what to be cautious about. did u read it?. also says that they are not buy and sell signals

why are new job openings such a big deal anyway when everyone already has a job

the one time i don’t take a stupid risk with puts the market actually dumps rip

>>60900417
We made it to the promised land

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>>60900433
It means no new jobs are being made which means the economy isn't growing it's stagnating

isn’t this what the bulls wanted? a shit report to guarantee rate cuts?

>>60900420
>>60900425
Just slurp. Has to be the bottom. The drop is dumb.

>>60900433
there are millions that don't work and could work. what are you talking about?

For reasons that are unknown to me, my IBKR account (cash only, not margin) does not let me spend all of my cash to buy stuff.
It always wants to me to leave around ~500 Euros in it and this seems to have remained constant even as my portfolio has now reached around 50k.

Today it cancelled a trade to buy 30 x units of a stock worth about 4000 Euros and I had to buy 29 x for like 3870 instead, so that there would be about 500 euros left in it in cash.

What's the point of that?

WE ARE SO BACK

>>60900425
Its over
Get ready to start trading with silver and copper

>vix isn’t even up by double digits

This is just a profit taking dip don’t be fooled there’s no panic

>>60900449
yeah im seeing it already recovering...

For any lingering bullfags, also take note how the volume on the way down is much higher than it was on the way up the past few days

>>60900458
>green candle
first of many brothers

>>60900343
sauce on the pic please?

goddamn i should’ve committed to the TMUS 9/12 255p

>>60900458
>>60900468
this is it, the golden bull run is upon us

>>60900457
are you doing limit or market orders? maybe it's making room for market orders that are a little bit away from the current bid/ask. try using limit

>>60900457
Maybe call their customer support and ask them about it? Crazy, I know

>>60900467
Yeah that's what I noticed too

>>60900453
nah those are unemployable. the only remaining jobs are in tech and you need connections or super rare skills for that. the economy as we know it is obsolete as workers are no longer really needed. positions in places like your grocery store are already filled so there is no place for regular average people

sold all my IBM :/ 70% cash now...

>>60900473
>>60900464
>>60900458
Slurpers win again!!!

reminder UVIX is still near its 52wk low, which was $11.48 yesterday

>>60900475
Maybe he's in big red and doesn't want to have to contact somebody that will have a look into his account while talking to him

>>60900484
what's the forward P/E of this company?

Jews are attacking my bags

How the fuck is soxl up?

Nice dip and my dumb SGOV dividend hasn't arrived yet

>>60900492
>A second red candle has hit the portfolio!

why aren't trumps plans working?

>>60900495
because nothing ever happens

>>60900470
It's in the top right corner, but here you go:
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5962353
>>60900482
You're going to miss the news, retard. This dip is only temporary.

>>60900502
what plans?
the made up retarded liberation day tariff formula?

>Google is fined almost €3 billion by the EU and ordered to stop favoring its own advertising technology services, in a move that risks further inflaming tensions with US President Donald Trump


Sounds like this is in addition to the french fine

>AMD down 7%
IM BEING MASSACRED HAHAHAHA

>>60900492
oy vey

>>60900502
trump has a 110 IQ but he's also a boomer narcissist in the early stages of dementia so his effective IQ is more like 87

>>60900502
they are but the libs are trying their hardest to stop him. when it gets to work you see the markets constantly pegging new highs and when they are sabotaging you see these horrible bloodbaths

Man am i glad I bought EYPT months ago.

>>60900509
Washington lost their european puppet

Realistically how much you need to get a girl like this?

>>60900524
If you're white you literally just have to be at least a 6/10 in looks and have no bad debt.

>>60900524
$0 if you're a White man

>>60900524
>asian
just be white
easy

>>60900506
Errors, suck.

>>60900524
Looks vietnamese
If youre white shes free

>>60900506
-.- but nothing happened with their amd announcement. next news, seem like, will come mid oktober i think...
i had 50% of cash in it for a month.
i wait 2 more weeks and hope septembre is fucking us in the ass.

>>60900506
Thanks, it's good shit. Hitting all the right places.

You guys bought VSTM when I told you to right? I'm up almost 70% rn

Google has 60 days to respond to the Europeans

>>60900533
>smartest race
>loves whites
makes you think huh

Is it impossible not to have a V recovery?

RECOVIERING

>>60900485
That's not true I'm up 6.05% YTD on my IBKR account.

>>60900474
I am doing market orders because I just buy and hold forever so I thought just a simple market order is fine.

>>60900559
it is though
of course you can't be obese, just being average and white is good enough

Thanks for funding us government

>>60900559
You also can't be ugly but that's true for every race.

>>60900560
Check the volume, bullfag. This is retail slurping the heckin dipperino because Wall Street logged off for lunch. They (and you) will get freshly fucked as soon as they're back, because smart money is de-risking at these sky high prices now and for the rest of the year.

>>60900569
>and for the rest of the year.
source?

>>60900000
ITS JOEVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Does the day end deep red?

>>60900578

>>60900578

>>60900578

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

>>60900000
No trips

>>60900581
What a faggot

>>60900553
>google says fuck you
>google stonks tank
>EU bans google
>VPN stonks
>EU bans VPNs
>EU sends all their citizens back to the stone ages
>EU citizens start using AI for searching because they would do everything to avoid using bing and they dont know about other browsers
>NVDA go brrrr
or
>google compies
>billions lost in revenue
>goole stonk tanks

>>60900227
werks on my machine

Bitch market

>>60900581
There are three up threads in the catalog, stop baking before bump limit

>>60900489
it tracks volatility (VIX) futures with 2x leverage

>>60900616
That faggot doesn't give a fuck

>>60900559
such is life on pol overdose

>>60900616
Did mods increase bump limit for /biz/?

Should we split threads?

>>60900663
It's always been 310 you fucking tourist faggot

well?

>>60900431
>>60900261
What's this called on tradingview?