Thread 60900769

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Last time on /smg/: >>60900578

You sold at the bottom again, didn't you, anon?

SOXL

>>60900780
I bought below 6.4k before jackson's butthole

thanks baker!

holding cash hope we dont moon

Im making a lot of money rn (right now).

>>60900802
buy now and don't look back

>>>60900823
it's enought to score asian chicks

>>60900816
nah i just held since xmas and got stopped. im waiting for more clarity.

>>60900832
you aren't getting any clarity with this administration

Stop making threads

>>60900838
the hotter you are the funnier your lame jokes are so charisma is self fulfilling

>>60900844
>There should have been a recession by now, but instead GDP numbers, corporate earnings growth etc are firing on all cylinders.
It's an inflationary recession
they're hiding the nominal recession by flooding the market with liquidity

>>60900802
same. and be in two weeks or so.
mid octobre i a go all in again

>>60900848
you still have to talk to them tho

>>60901808
talking to women is not hard
the hard part is making them talk back
and if you're hot they just do that automatically

>>60901811
i dont know man i cant converse with retards

Can we keep going down? I be slurping.

>>60901811
The problem with women is that jewish social media has given them thousands of different options at a click of a button. They have unlimited options of men to fuck. If you even make her slightly bored she can swipe right. If you make less money than is satisfying to her, she can swipe right. If you aren't in as good of shape as the other option, she can swipe right. If you say something too right wing or antifeminist, then she can swipe right. If you say one wrong word, she can swipe right. Women have 1000 simps lined up ready to fill in for you. Thats the problem. Hypergamy, feminism, entitlement, third worlder brown skins making 3/10's think they are 10/10's, and unlimited access to thousands of cocks

>gacha I play is releasing 4 new banners next week
I hope I get some good fucking rolls

Look at the holdings of my brokerage account and laugh.
I just added another 5k to it. Where should I put it? Note I hope to buy a house in ~6-12 months.

>>60901842
Doesn't matter if you're good looking and white.

next week on /smg/
please look forward to it

>>60901860
>GameStop
Oh boy get ready for the faggot baglords to pump the stock and not sell again

How long till the crash?

>>60901857
you still have to talk to them

The stock market is all fake and gay and rigged specifically to make me lose my 100$ worth of options contracts.

Okay, guess this is the new thread. Not sure why it was made at 100 posts. I bake mine at 300 posts, but maybe we have a new 100 post baker.

>>60901881
Redditors actually unironically believe this.

>>60901884
Early bakers are competing for market share. They're an integral part of the nigger free market that keeps liquidity up and prevents economic stalls

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

hope nothing loud happens

>>60901872
Is that yours? Owner posted in pmg

$270 down today
$76 down this week

can I just one fucking green week for ONCE

>>60901879
All you have to do is give them a chance to talk about themselves and they won't shut up for hours

>>60901920
$350 realized gains this week, mostly cash selling options

>>60901929
yea jfc you understand the pain then i dont want to hang out with some dumb girl

>>60901898
I'm stepping up my game. I'm going to bake some bread machine bread!

friday friday yeah
friday friday yeah
its Friday muddafuckers yeh!

>>60901917
Yeah I’m the same person. It’s a complete commodity producers portfolio with 80-85% in gold and silver

30 years old

$500k NW
$126K Total Compensation

Will I make it?

>>60901930
predominantly puts presumably

Why aren't you buying gold mining stocks?
It's outperforming everything this year.

>>60901942
holy based
I hope you bought snowline.
We're all going to be so rich

>>60901945
yes
the jews pay me to buy the dip
this is my job now

>>60901952
I'm too busy losing all of my money on oil stocks

>>60901959
TLDR on snow line? I’ve been off biz for a while. The GME and linktards made this place too smoothbrain for me.

>>60901942
What are you going to move the gains in to? Physical? (There are also physical PM IRAs I hear, possibly with self custody)
Any idea when you'll be exiting the positions?

>>60901964
You'll never outperform tech but you'll have endless divvys. Almost everything is in a bubble but oil will stay a need for at least a century

>>60901942
We're over here too Im sure you know >>>/bant/23229839

>>60901975
Snowline looks like a big, shallow gold find in the Yukon that’s simple and potentially cheap to mine. They’ve got plenty of cash to keep proving it up, and a major (B2Gold) already owns ~10%, which is a nice vote of confidence. More drill results are coming; if they’re strong, value goes up. And because it’s big, clean, and funded, there’s a real chance a major swoops in and buys them for a premium (no guarantees, but it’s on the table).

worst thing about being in the red at markets close on Friday night is the entire weekend is ruined and you have to wait 48 hours before you can even begin to fix it

>>60901936
This is the basic white bread recipe using bread flour and honey, 2 pound loaf.

Golden bullrun 2028 when gavin Newsom wins presidency by virtue of being white

>>60902000
Fuck em
Tech will continue to print, were just in a brief interlude while jews are figuring out where to put money

more good AI news will squeeze company profits (mostly via layoffs and easier data synchronization) and jews will quickly juice the AI companies once again

Just keep slurping

>>60901872
What is your strategy regarding options plays for gold miners?

>>60902009
Where are you buying it?

>>60901986
I’m looking to sell my calls and NUGT soon. I want to get out of leverage. I’ll be holding the rest of my miners probably through the rest of this decade. The bull run is only starting. We’re going to 10-20k gold.

I think we will see a crash during the bull run though and I don’t want to be leveraged to the tits for that. I’ll releverage after the crash, probably heavily into gdxu.

I have 50oz gold and 2k oz of silver in physical so don’t really need more. Wife even has 5oz of gold in mene jewelry.

>>60902031
>Where are you buying it?
on the TSX and there's an american equivalent

Also holy fuck you're rich as hell

>>60902020
Tsk, tsk. Such ingratitude.

recent waves of pullback on HGRAF were hella brutal but by allahs will its still holding over $1
am i financially ruined since the rug? mildly, yes
am i gonna sell it anytime soon? fuck no
my port is down 70% already so some more reds wont budge me one bit, im numb to the pain
im gonna make it out alive with or without you fags
allah be with me

we need to stop the gold chads
they're mocking us

>>60902060
I can't believe when trump got elected I was bearish gold. Turns out he was the most bullish thing ever for gold.

Literally all I'm going to do is buy Dell call options, making sure to slurp when it is under the number for the week. Then I'm just going to repeat every week with a new call further out. Today I bought October 3rd calls and yesterday I sold September 26th calls.

>>60902038
Thanks friend. I think 10 baggers are going to happen this bull run. Even a small portfolio can make huge gains over the next 4-5 years. Commodities are going to go ballistic with inflation.

The general stock market is ready to shit the bed any day though and it will absolutely drag miners and physical prices down with it.

If you can manage to time the crash and buy the dip, especially with leverage, you will make life changing money.

>>60902012
I'm green
>>60902066
there's certainly been some unforeseen contradictions... I thought the economy and jobs sector would be booming a la 2018.

MISTER JEROME
WHAT THE FUCK
HAPPENED
TODAY

>>60902030
Nothing fancy really I just bought 6 month slightly OTM calls on miners and gdx knowing the price was going up this year.

I did buy a $40,000 2 week GLD call last Friday to play the breakout. Doubled my money the next trading day. Don’t normally do that but the TA on the breakout was too good to not risk it.

>>60902081
Only thing gonna be booming is inflation.

>>60902092
>Nothing fancy really I just bought 6 month slightly OTM calls on miners and gdx knowing the price was going up this year.
Nice. I was going to do 8 month out ITM Newmont calls but didnt

How much did you start out with? How long have you been doing this? I'm honestly jelly and I wish I had more to start this bullrun.

>I did buy a $40,000 2 week GLD call last Friday to play the breakout. Doubled my money the next trading day. Don’t normally do that but the TA on the breakout was too good to not risk it.
damn that's ballsy

>>60902079
I'm excited

I dont know how im going to time the dip though

who is gonna be in spy 500?

>>60902106
Got into crypto in 2017, started becoming a schiff listener in 2020. Thought he was right about the inevitable inflation and gold having its 3rd major bull run soon. Started investing but a lot of ups and downs. Once gold broke out from 2k it’s been a wild ride. I just held on and never sold the crashes because I know the end goal is 10-20k an ounce.

I’m still very confident that inflation is going to run out of control, they will continue to print money, we’re going much higher this decade.

>>60902111
Yeah you can’t really. My two goals for timing the crash is to not be leveraged long and to have some puts for a hedge. Then I can sell the puts to buy cheap miners during the crash. I’m just gonna hold my equities through the crash though.

holy shit i wish i had the balls to follow through with SPX 6510p this morning. would’ve made back everything i’ve ever lost to TSLA puts

>>60902146
I also got into crypto around then but was devastated by the implosion after 2018. It was a valuable lesson in bubbles and exuberance.

>>60902146
Damn bro, you're just like me.
I got in crypto back then but never really made much since I bought the top and debtmaxxed.
I lost money during the gigabear market in gold miners from 2021-2024.
Now it finally looks like it's turning around. I have around $100k invested at this point in various miners and I'm making more and more money now.
I know this bull market is going to last for years. 2020 was just a fake out and a lot of people lost money. We're all going to make it this time.
>>60902150
>Then I can sell the puts to buy cheap miners during the crash
I'm really not that ballsy. They could go up a lot even if there is a pullback.
>I’m just gonna hold my equities through the crash though.
Probably a good idea.

>>60902164
I actually started buying crypto in December 2018(the top) then got rekt for the next year.
I was going to get a line of credit to buy $10 worth of eth 8 months earlier but I didn't get approved. ACK!

>>60902164
>>60902171
I bought btc at 3k, sold 20k, but then got rekt in the 2018-2019 bear market when I bought back in. Eventually quit crypto with having nothing to show for it except for lessons learned.

>>60902171
I bought the tops with FOMO and panic sold the bottom around 2019. Lost around $10k which was a lot for me but Im not fooling around with that stuff again.
And its funny because I got into silver/gold ca 2010 and was an ardent fan of the SchiffShow. I thought crypto was retarded the whole ride from probably 2011/12 all the way to 2017 but the huge gains I saw other people making lured me in... PMs had long been in the desert then. Just became exuberant and blinded by all the pie in the sky claims.

>>60900769 (OP)
SPAM UPDATE:
Home Builders ETF +17% in a month since I posted this TL;DR I think 2026 housing will boom hard.

UPDATE!!! Powell rate cuts .50 possible, mortgages falling and home sales are shockingly higher.

Right now, the U.S. housing sector looks dead, but I think Trump is about to unleash the market in a way few expect. The setup feels like crypto in August 2023: prices stagnant, insiders quietly setting the stage, then an explosion higher. For housing, that means more supply, lower mortgage rates, and homebuilders in beast mode.

With crypto, the key was regulatory chess and then sealing the deal with laws. The moment was Gary Gensler stepping down, then Bitcoin ETFs getting approved. Housing feels exactly like that right now.

Legislature in play:

H.R.1340 – More Homes on the Market raises the capital gains exclusion on home sales, cutting the “locked-in” effect.

ROAD to Housing Act lowers building costs, boosts modular/manufactured housing, supports affordability, and funds local infrastructure.

Chess at the Fed: Stephen Miran already goes from "On Board of Governors" to "First Choice For Fed Leader" This mirrors what happened in crypto: change the regulators, then flip the policy. With Kugler pushed aside and Powell under siege, the board is turning into a Trump-leaning institution that may aggressively slash rates and push housing growth hard.

If rates drop and mortgages ease, buying and building will boom. Combine cheaper financing with pro-housing laws, and you’ve got the setup for generational gains. Like buying Bitcoin in 2023, loading housing stocks now might mean almost catching the exact bottom if OPEN gets a great CEO for example, the goal is to get 81 a share from 6.6 (stock has gone up 100% since I first made this spam)

My favorites:
OPEN, XHB, Z, RKT, HD, LGIH

I hope some people got profit thank you for reading.

>>60902201
I think we’re going to see crypto money flow into gold and silver. Crypto investors follow the same Austrian principles. Once crypto guys get tired of seeing gold chads making more money there will be a shift.

Although tether and crypto exchanges manipulate the market so much it’s hard to predict anything about crypto.

You know you dont have to make the new thread the instant you hit the dump limit, could just wait until your at page 10

>>60902225
inflation is bullish

>>60902225

Bearish amount of threads

>>60902124
applovin and robinhood

>>60900769 (OP)
I can only work 25 hours a week so Im invested in high income payers like GOF JBBB VZ PDI JNK etc

>>60902225
Worse, he's been baking before it even hits 300

>>60902225
I made 4 of those threads...lol
As I said before people that get mad that I bake at 300 just inspire me to keep doing it.
You dun goofed kid.

More importantly did you guys see HOOD got in the S&P 500? You got lucky as hell buying the $95 dip if you did. $108 in the afterhours! A 13% gain.

>futures

I am concerned I did not buy guld and now its expensive.

>>60902012
Hear hear…
Literally every single option gamble I have were down yuge today. -$17k on a 200k portfolio and now I have to smile and interact with my wife and kids all weekend while the only thing in my head is red pain.

>>60902392
its still the bottom
buy gold miners instead

>>60902392
It did dip like 30% at the start of the 2008 financial crisis.

>>60902385
I have 600 shares at $33 average. planned to accumulate 1k shares but it mooned too fast.

>>60902406
Some people are saying other stocks couldn't hold their after hours gains after being admitted. So it may not jump as much on Monday, especially if we open red. Regardless it is still far from the 52 week high.

>>60902385
kinda wish i didn’t sell all my robinhood stock after the february pump and then sell what little remained when it was $30 in april

>>60902436
You can still buy Dell while it is cheap!

>>60902450
lol

The deciding factor for HGRAF this year is EPA approval.
If they can't get EPA approval then contracts don't mean anything and the new facilities in Texas are a waste of money.
If they announce EPA approval before the end of the year then there is no ceiling.

>>60902460
What a total farce of a company, no money or revenue

why are you niggas still here
it's the weekend
the markets are closed

>>60902399
Why are you using options to gamble, instead of managing risk?

>>60902403
Largecaps are diversified
Smallcaps are speculative and exploratory
What you want is midcap producers and royalty companies

>>60902464
>>60902460
That's why it's as high as it is. The current price is contingent on good news. If it doesn't pass, it's right back to zero. And if it does have the good news? It'll probably drift slowly upward.
In other words, lots of downside risk right now.

>>60902460
>EPA approval
for making anal beads? What do they need approval for to cleanly manufacture soot from acetylene and oxygen?

>>60902469
I'm playing the hit new game Hollow Knight: Silksong and having a good time with frogposters on my favorite imageboard, 4chan dot org slash biz slash smg

>>60902469
>it's the weekend
I'm just here to read your posts.......

>>60902482
I think EPA approval sends it to $2 in a day, maybe two. That's the only thing the shorts have that really holds up to scrutiny.

>>60902146
you idiots investing in gold realize you're not actually making any money in real terms, right? gold is just preserving your purchasing power, it's not actually increasing it

i'm not saying dont buy gold - you should always have some - but understand it's just keeping up with inflation. gold can go another 2x but so will the cost of living, so you really didn't come out ahead. you just broke even

>>60902534
>you idiots investing in gold
so you are saying buy HGRAF instead?

"almost"? This seems like a good place to get investment advice.

>>60902576
there's a consensus of how fucking garbage the motley fool is
yet google pushes it right in your face whenever you look up anything finance related

>>60902485
Same, except I am playing victoria 3 to simulate the line-go-up (and sometimes down) experience

>>60902576
The expected return on a lottery ticket is usually negative, but for very high jackpots it actually becomes positive.

>>60902576
LCID is shit, it was destroyed by the first CEO who should never have been CEO. Saudis fucked up big time keeping that idiot on. They just did a reverse 10:1 split and the price is tanking again. LCID has about 7,000 employees and TSLA has 120,000.

>>60902482
Why? To make fat gains obviously.
Still have plenty of time on my contracts (1-4 months) so things can turn around.

>wanted extra cash for slurptember
>took temp part time job for weekends
>'manager' doesn't seem to understand I am a full grown man with a job, tries to demand I work weekdays, tries to set schedule early on weekends
I will give it a shot but if this retard keeps getting under my skin ghosting him is the quickest way to quit. I don't know why only retards seem to get into manager positions, especially ones that don't understand they have no leverage over someone who doesn't care about losing a part time job.

>>60902576
I don't know why people keep spamming this dumb shit. NO SHIT YOU'RE NOT WINNING POWERBALL. PB tickets cost two bucks, if the jackpot is 2 billion you're not losing anything worth losing by throwing your spare change at the gas station jeet for a laugh. Pack of smokes runs you 10 bucks now.

>>60902654
Why are you smoking in current year? There are cheaper ways to feed a stimulant addiction and most of them won't kill you half as fast.

>>60902469
Im just getting rdy for karaoke tonight

>>60902534
Gold has beat the S&P since 2000 including dividends

>>60902469
I'm about to go for a run to give my energy to SOXL
Though I have to run on a treadmill tonight, so idk if the transfer will work

>>60902665
Are you subtracting the higher fund expense?

>>60902671
Solo running my first half marathon on a whim tomorrow. I'll write SOXL on my shirt.

>>60902534
gold goes up in actual value when people are afraid of the economy shitting itself
they shift their assets into gold which raises demand, but supply is mostly fixed, so the price of gold (independent of inflation) rises

>>60902676
I did one recently, it was a race though. I beat my goal, but my body hurt like hell for a few days afterwards...

>>60902687
I did my first 10k last week, so I figured I might as well.

>>60902678
gold can also become relatively undervalued compared to other assets when tptb try to gut nations

fill the fvg now nigga

>>60902689
>10k to hm in 1 week
well..... have fun injuring yourself. That's a massive increase in volume over 1 week. Even if you go really slow, your legs will get fatigued, your form will compromise, and something will get fucked up. But good luck

>>60902700
Nah, I'll be fine. You did remind me that I should put some bandaids on my nipples.

>>60902705
You should check with >>>/fit//roon/ before you do anything stupid

>>60902692
>>60902678
I don't think gold ever goes up in value per se, it's everything else that drops in relative terms

>>60902016
I finished baking the bread and made meatball sandwiches.

>>60902705
/fit/ will tell you Vaseline is often used. They also sell stick on nipple covers for cheap just for running.

>>60902659
Because it makes me feel cool as fuck smoking in my car under the moonlight going down dark semi-country roads surrounded by ranches owned by rich people and you might as well suck dick instead of smoke vapes.

>>60900769 (OP)
>index fund fags insist their index funds will just keep going up
Sounds like a scam and I'm bearish on the S&P

>>60902718
That's like saying the US dollar never goes up or down in value. Gold is governed by supply and demand just like any other currency or commodity.

>>60902718
>>60902731
>1 USD = 1 USD

I want to save up for a house for 3-5 years, where would you park the cash? my ideas are TLT or UNH

>>60902737
>1 Gold = 1 Gold

CMPS has had absolute retard strength the last two days, and broke resistance it looks like. Psychedelics are a bit of a meme, but...

>>60902753
Put most of it in VOO but put between 5 and 20% (depending on your risk tolerance) in HGRAF.

Can please someone explain margin interest in T-Reg account? Coming from crypto platform (Kraken), the way traditional brokers count it is so fucking arcane to me. If I understand correctly, the pending interest just reduces your buying power a little bit when payment period comes due instead of the platform automatically selling a portion of your position? You can just keep rolling and adding interest over and over so long as your margin level is in good health?

My only plays. Bought HYFM on the dump yesterday, already up almost 10%, and NXDR has been steady building a base around $2

is now a good time to buy into UUUU (for me)

>another dump on a Friday
i'd like to go into the weekend not fucking broke just once

>>60902819
No, buy Dell.

>10 pm
>randomly got a call from NYC
???

>>60902935
it's a job I applied to
>guy's name is jose
Why the fuck are spics in every workplace now.

>>60902726
Or curb your nicotine addiction you fucking queer
I don't spend hours a day sucking on anything unlike you gayboy

Nuggets n juice

>>60902789
Is this another memstock.

>>60902942
What's it to you, buttnut?

I need to run an errand tomorrow morning and I was looking around in the area and along the route for a diner I could stop at for breakfast.... and the ENTIRE area is Mexican, Indian, Chinese and Vietnamese places....
This economy is collapsing if I can't get an omelette, bacon, and some pancakes anymore..

... soon

>>60902993
>Mexican
egg bean and cheese burrito. Some make breakfast burritos with bacon, potato, egg, and cheese. Check their menus online

>>60902965
Better off getting some Zyns and weening off them. Nicotine has been such a shit habit. Even pure nicotine with nothing else added isn't good for you.

>>60903026
I DON'T WANT A BREAKFAST BURRITO
I want pancakes
There's an IHOP that's...... kinda.... on the way. But it will probably be busy

>>60903029
I'm not addicted to cigarettes, I just have them for when I want them.

>>60903036
Ironically it will probably have more mexicans than the mexican place.

>>60902993
report them all to ICE

>everyone says to invest in S&P500
>investigate further
>the only stocks with growth are tech
I will invest in VGT from now on unless you have something better.

>>60903040
I would never abuse substances, I love substances!

>>60902963
Of course it is, anon.

>>60903054
Yes unironically. This is also why I am not committing the cool hobby of drinking tonight.

Why shouldn't I get piss drunk tonight if I've been sober for 6 months

>>60903051
they're about to pump housing. S&P will benefit from that. the best housing stock is likely $UPRO.

Once again asking for this price since post feature to be implemented on biz.
Absolutely ingenious and it makes shitposting on jeettwits so much fun

karaoke going well

>>60902719
In america I believe those are called cheeseburgers

>>60903111
No, it is 4 meatballs each bread slice with shredded sharp cheddar cheese and spaghetti sauce.

>>60903111
technically speaking while some hamburgers/cheeseburgers can lack additional fillings like lettuce and tomato a proper meatball will have non meat ingredients like egg and flour which makes the meatball sandwich distinct.

>>60903036
>I DON'T WANT A BREAKFAST BURRITO
you gonna eat that burrito and you are going to like

>>60903135
cheeseburgers can also have egg and flour retard

>>60903148
I actually did some digging on Google Maps and did find a local indie diner. It's not really on the way... but I might stop there. They do have breakfast burritos on the menu

>>60903149
But the meat isn't in a ball.

i think kevin hassett, jewnick and navarro should be strung up like mussolini and beaten with sticks for their retarded tariff niggertry

>>60903026
>egg bean and cheese
Right, so I have a delicate stomach when it comes to breakfast. I eventually had to switch to meal replacement shakes as my breakfast meal because none of the plain and inoffensive breakfast foods like toast or oatmeal would settle. This combination you've listed here would have me on the floor clutching my gut and very close to vomiting.

>>60903149
if you put the egg and flour in the meat it isn't a cheeseburger. simple as.

>>60903166
does it become a meatball sandwich?
>>60903154
so if you sit on a meatball sandwich it becomes a hamburger?

>>60903163
you need to build a tolerance

What a homo market.

Anyways, I guess the reason why Altman and Musk hate each other so much is, that they both know they are grifters. It's literally the
>takes one to know one


>Bloomberg
>@business
>OpenAI told investors it projects its spending through 2029 may rise to $115 billion, about $80 billion more than previously expected, The Information reported

>>60903173
no i'm too old. i used to be able to eat anything and it didn't matter. now it matters. incidentally I switched to all slow ride DCA strategy for the markets and that is suiting my intestines better as well.

>>60903171
yeah, guess it does. interesting idea really. you could try jazzing up a thick cut patty with a bunch of extra stuff and make your own street food/specialty item at a diner. Smash burgers are overbought.

>>60903180
1740's type beat. Investment strategy driven by bowl health.
>>60903188
When will this TACO fiesta come to an end?

>>60903190
the humors are important

>>60903190
>When will this TACO fiesta come to an end?

>>60903171
>so if you sit on a meatball sandwich it becomes a hamburger?

Wait a minute! That card.

The world is ready for $130k bitcoin and so am I.

>>60903207
I cooked some sausages and put it in a slice of bread, I guess it's hot dog?

>>60903188
I genuinely want to know what Putin thinks of these constant flip flops in opinion towards him. It goes from "My best friend" to "Failed fucking loser state!" in a day. Trump is like a bipolar girlfriend.

>>60903247
No, Americans would just call it a sausage sandwich, whether on a hot dog bun or a hoagie bun. Usually with roasted onions and peppers.

>>60903253
I think it's rather questionable what Trump is thinking of this whole situation. His belief that Putin is his friend and the invitation to Alaska and how it all went down and nothing resulted from it. He charmed Putin, but it did nothing. He basically made a fool out of him
>haha you invited me and it was all a show
Add to that that Lawrow appeared with a CCCP shirt. It could have been ironic, but you can't tell, that's the core of it, the Soviet/Russian Psyop game that ironically rightwingers/MAGA are the ones that have been saying it constantly, especially about the Democrats being the tool of this Psyop in the US.

>>60903188
He's just seething because Modi wouldn't back him for the Nobel prize

>>60903253
statements in media are meaningless to most experienced politicians. I'm sure putin is well aware anything other than direct communication between the two is complete fluff.

>>60903253
Putin has stated many times that relations with the US were unaffected by whether or not he got along with the president at the time. the sentiment of 'western leaders are temp workers with no authority' is common in many eastern circles. Maybe Putin himself finds the bi-polarness funny is cosmic way.

Seattle bros... what the fuck
This is the chat we want to go DOWN

>>60900769 (OP)
We are nearing a potential global financial crisis.

What can I get you fellow bobos?

>>60903290
a birthday cake that says happy birthday MLK and woman suffrage.

Septem"""bear""" is looking mighty flat like a loli.

im tired

>>60903321
ayo

>>60903290
if it doesnt break this Q4 then you'll have to wait for next year's Q4 for the next chance

theres gonna be a year where a buncha companies will miss on earlier quarters but "maintain" guidance for the rest of the year, but end up missing anyways by Q4
on that same year, a buncha companies hide away expenses away into Q4 and make Q1 to Q3 look great, but they cant hide it forever
not a coincidence that some crashes start from Q4 like in 1999 which started the decline since so many people like to compare to dotcom bubble all the time

i think it's still 1997 right now

>SBAR has grown share price while paying out ~12% annual div yield, monthly
Too good to be true? I don't know anything about barrier options so I'm not sure what the actual risk profile here is. Does it just go to zero in a bear market?

Green days are basically fake and gay.

>>60903401
Retail is slurping every dip which artificially inflates the volume of red days.

I made 25k in a single month and I feel nothing, is there any end to this?
What comes after?

>>60903449
No. It's all meaningless.

>>60903180
it sucks getting old. i eat the same thing every morning: oatmeal, a banana, and greek yogurt. i can't afford to get some kind of indigestion at work.

>>60903449
after 25k is 50k
ultimate happiness is only found after you have all the money

>>60903481
Poverty has made a minimalist of me. I don't need much. I enjoy sleeping in a tent outside in the woods. Nobody needs that kind of money. Rich people are mentally ill.

>https://x.com/WallStreetMav/status/1963996259783434432

SELL EVERY TECH STOCK

>>60903493
its not about needing or spending
just like line goes up your number must go up

>>60903498
*buy
imagine how much more competitive american tech would be if it wasnt jeeted to shit

>>60903493
You've just become an extremist on the other end. There is a middle ground between money grubbing super Jew, and sleeping in a tent outside.

>>60903503
Correct, that middle ground is ethereal, almost impossible to truly grasp. It is a great ideal. Something that we can only look up towards and strive towards, but it is not something that we can physically hold. It retains a bit of mystery, yet we can feel it.

We know that it is an ideal which points us upwards and forwards, as if it is a defiance of gravity and time, and a great thrusting of our own will, above all else into the future. It is an Aryan ideal. One which speaks to us in an echo, as though we have only a slight understanding of your connection to it. But yet we know it pulls us upwards and forwards, and this pull is not only manifested in our minds, but in our bodies as well - in the form of a salute.

This salute is not just the roman, or the nazi, it is the Aryan salute, a European salute. And it is a biological phenomenon. Which plays through the body as akin to the hairs standing up on the edge of you skin. And only through this raising of hairs, this upwards and fowards posturing, this intractable pull in to the future, can we hope to regain some of those sheckels from these heebs.

Tried to post this screenshot of PL news earlier but it got auto deleted?

That's not good we cant have that here on /biz folks.

Anyway, stock is looking good long term, and a good betting piece for monday morning.

>>60903513
Planet Labs gaining customers from whole bunch of different industries, in a exponential way these past 6 months. Newspapers, military, law enforcement, television, media, research, etc.

I have no idea how this translates to earnings, and neither do youo but the CEO and CFO do, and they've decided to travel this weekend out from San Francisco to give their earnings report on monday morning in NYC on the floor of the NYSE. On the back of a pair of two successful satellite launches this week; the mood could be described as celebratory.

Looking like the standard play again on PL:
>buy before the earnings report today at 6.50
>set a stop limit at 6.00
>wake up and it is either at 12.00 or you sold at 6.00

Long term trajectory is still solid, and you may get a nice little bump from the CEO and CFO who are in a good mood on monday morning :)

The Greatest of Regards,
anon

>>60902012
>worst thing about being in the red at markets close on Friday night is the entire weekend is ruined and you have to wait 48 hours before you can even begin to fix it
There is NOTHING TO FIX YOU ABSOLUTE TARD.
You have either not the experience or mentality for this kind of business.

So should I buy the dip on this Monday?

I got too drunk

>>60903532
You looking at particular stocks?

weeknds r borin

thats why he got too drunk

>>60903548
can trade crypto right?

>>60903553
I lost all access to my crypto cuz police seized my phone

>>60903553
i dont touch crypto >w<

>>60903555
Isn't the whole point of crypto that it can't be taken from you or taxed?

>>60903601
for secure crypto like monero yes, regular crypto is trackable by design

Hehehe no one knows who I was in the previous thread but in this thread I reveal my true form. I am the anon that fucks asian ladyboys and even has some porn vids online of them taking my big white Johnson. Haven't gotten doxxed yet and my family is clueless too. I even have had a few weird asian chicks into me but they haven't really been girlfriend material. Maybe I'm being too picky if I want to sustain this lifestyle.

>>60903623
I forgot how common this is sometimes.

How do we get the literal schizo kike that's been holding /bant/smg/ hostage to fuck off?

>>60903617
Damn, that's a ladyboy? They're getting pretty convincing these days

>>60903642
Not instantly filtering tripfags causes this. Let them think they are in good company and you'll soon have a cesspit.

>>60903647
He doesn't use a trip. /bant/smg/ is completely unusable because of him, and he uses multiple alts to talk to himself and shit it up even more.

>>60903661
I get the feeling more of his type has sprung up in recent years. These types of ultra schizos were surely more rare before. I've seen a few of them on various boards too.

>>60903665
Would be nice if jannies actually cleared out the schizo spam but I guess they don't want us using the board anyway

>>60903617
Post the vid links coward

>>60903642
>>60903647
>>60903661
>>60903665
Which spastic are you talking about, we have a lot here kek.
The baggler guy?

>>60903735
He used to be known as the INTC baggie/anime image gen anon, but he's been on a nonstop schizo spergout since around May or June. It's schizophrenia, narcissism, and BPD all rolled into one. He fucking sucks to he around.

Apologize.

So I REALLY want to retire early.
I invest like 70+% of my income.
House hacking to get rentcucks to pay my mortgage.
Yet I'm still putting like 15% of my money into my 401K.

So am I stupid for locking money up in a 401k to not be touched until I'm ancient? (Especially since it sounds like retirement age is increasing or already was increased) Are the tax savings just too good to not take advantage of, and just expect a nice juicy boost to my retirement when I'm old?
Company matches 4%

>>60903111
kek
>>60903135
>technically
go back

>>60903805
yeah, you tell that pasta nigger to go back to his third world shithole boot country

>>60903642
t. germanflag anon here
I've not been on /bant for some days, don't give a fuck anymore. I'm not gonna read 2 threads anymore.

>>60903748
Started in April

>>60903875
Gotta correct, it started in feb or march, cause April 1st was the moment I started screenshotting it. So it must have started earlier.

>>60903055
>HYFM
I like their products but the low volume and the reverse split last year scare me.
>>60903076
>price since post
That is a pretty badass feature.

>>60903200
>TACO fiesta
The what now?

>>60903253
he probably thinks Trump is trying to pull some 5d chess to graciously make way for Russian ascendancy in the world while keeping himself from getting coup'd by the CIA. In reality, he's just retarded.

>>60900769 (OP)
>my face when +-0 gain on a red day
>mfw when I picked stocks exactly right to weather Septembear

I'm planning on buying my first stocks. I've got a feeling that Valve is going to have even more market dominance than they already do in the near future. However, they're a private company. How can I profit from their success?

My first thought went towards investing in companies they collaborate with, but where would I even start? It's a pretty broad market.

>>60904149
>but where would I even start
You don't. You abandon this idea and move on.
There is not enough upside for you to gain compared to the risk of investing via this indirect method, if you regard it through the lens that your prediction Valve will become more dominant is almost certainly wrong.

>>60901920
Just keep buying, you’ll be green eventually.

>>60904162
Are making pessimistic return projections just the best practice when it comes to making investments, or is that last part your personal belief? I haven't got any market chops, obviously, and the following opinions are probably more emotionally-guided rather than being based on an informed understanding of the irrational flows and ebbs of stock value, but there are a couple of things which make me think that Valve is going to get much larger.
- The anticipated release of their game Half-Life 3, which is definitely going to happen at some point within the next decade, if not the next 2 years
- The release of a speculated "Valve Index 2", a piece of hardware which I believe stands to revitalise the VR market if only very slightly
- The repeated failures of two of their major competitors, the Xbox and PlayStation brands

Then again, I'm probably just incredibly naive.

>>60900769 (OP)
I wonder if Zuck's slip up that all the "Company pledges to invest billions!" numbers are literally just made up to placate Trump (and thus aren't actually based on how much they plan to build here) is gonna affect anything.

>>60904187
1. you are a novice investor. Obviously you have worse predictions than more experienced people or those who have really done extensive research about market principles.
2. I clock the median IQ of people in these threads at 110-ish, so I also clock you at that when I say your prediction is likely wrong. That's a bit higher than the IQ of the average investor, and these get on average only a 3% return a year.
(Due to various probabilities around variance too complicated to explain right now, even if you as individual are higher than the average, you still have a bigger risk than the average investor, since the latter synthetically derives from a collective)
3. Valve is the current market leader in online stores, so they can almost only lose out if Epic or GOG aren't failing.

I like LEVERAGED ETFs. What's your pick on this upcoming hot Week?

>>60904239
BOIL

>>60904239
Market seems like it'll crab, forget it.

I did it goysh, I did it!

They are basically still doing the Deep State bullshit, now for Jobsnumbers.

>>60904262
Gotta correct, seems like it is pre-report. Why this faggot posts it now, one day later, 3 hours ago, no clue. Real propaganda war in the US.

The risks I take are calculated
But man am I bad at math....

>>60902714
I postponed my SOXL HM to next week. I did an all out effort on Wednesday trying to do a Friel test. I failed, but I shaved 80 seconds off my 5k PR. I thought 72 hours would be enough time to recover, but when I started running today, my shins and right buttcheek were really sore starting at 1k, so I just did a recovery 5k.

If I was in the same condition as last week, I have no doubt I could have done the HM. So anyway, you have 1 more week to buy SOXL until the pump.

>just wake up
>take piss
>respond to a text
>wait!!!
>how many posts is the /smg/ thread at
>dear god it could be over 300 by now
>quickly check
>only 271
>get a great sense of relief

>>60903642
Just stay here.

>>60904262
>refusing to lie about zion don's shit economy
if only they will lie about it, that will make it better, somehow

>>60904239
TSYY and COYY get some down ye.

>>60903798
>he fell for the 4% match
Have fun with your money when your dick no longer works

>>60904409

>>60904409

>>60904409

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

>>60904410
still quite a lil life left in this one buddy

>>60904245
>The fund seeks to meet its investment objective by investing normally in Natural Gas futures contracts. It may also invest in swaps if the market for a specific futures contract experiences emergencies (e.g., natural disaster, terrorist attack, or an act of God) or disruptions (e.g., a trading halt or a flash crash) or in situations where the Sponsor deems it impractical or inadvisable to buy or sell futures contracts (such as during periods of market volatility or illiquidity).
An act of God? Is that some weird insurance thing or WHAT?

>>60904410
It's not time yet, chud.

>>60904274
just get lucky lol

your portfolio is worth more than my watch

Well boys let's talk about the stock market on Saturday. I would like the market to go up!

>>60904584
I feel the same as I'm invested in stocks on the stock market

do I want to be full port in gold or AI on Sept. 19th?
> very likely tech slop buying frenzy the second powell announces rape cut on Friday
> but inflation goes up -> USD goes down -> gold goes up

>undercooked baker got the axe
it's unfortunate but it had to be done

>>60904639
Not sure why both threads were deleted.

>>60904616
why not both

>>60904639
The guy admitted to making early threads because it pisses people off. Just another cheap troll

>>60904687
300 posts is fine to bake a thread. The other person was making multiple threads is a troll.

Besides it was one or two people a thread that were bitching about 300 post bakes. Who cares about them. I made over ten threads the past week without any duplicates, for free. So yeah fuck those that complain about it.

>>60904702
I guess I'm done baking then. Do it yourself. So you can go back to the multiple threads when the image limit hits and the piss poor OP's that existed before. All because you are mad I bake at 300 posts.

I posted this in the premature thread

Current allocation:
51.07% VWCE (global index)
14.77% AVWS (global small cap value)
13.46% Bitcoin
Rest is cash

Not counting my 6 months emergency fund

Post yours friends

>>60904718
Just bake at page 5 or something like what's the rush? I never understood people who just HAVE to bake at exactly bump limit. This is /biz/ not /v/, the thread isn't going to go flying off the shelf.

>>60902649
>guy never sent me the address
>Decided to just keep sleeping
>woke up an hour ago
>guy just called me, didn't leave a message
This guy literally doesn't understand I have a full time job, I'm not a college student, he seems to be disrespecting me and acting like a zoomer who got in over his head as a manager (perhaps that is what he is) I feel like this isn't working out.

>>60904205
>Zuck's slip up
qrd?

>>60904743
Already sounds like a fucking headache

>>60904746
Zuckerberg was at some kind of public meeting with Trump and right after saying that Meta was planning 600 billion in US investments over the next four years, a hot mic caught him whispering to Trump (direct quote) "“I'm sorry I wasn’t ready ... I wasn’t sure what number you wanted to go with".

Meaning they don't actually have a concrete number based on their planned investments, they just give big numbers to make Trump and co happy. So that, and likely all the other big future investments Trump tries bragging about, are based almost entirely on hot air.

>>60904756
Yeah this was probably a mistake. Gonna have to go back to the drawing board.

>>60904743
Where's your work ethic? Because of YOU America is dying.

>>60904773
>some kind of public meeting
That was a literal private dinner with Tech CEO. It sure was not public, but only with invitation. But the press was allowed for questions.

MAGA is shitting itself and coping hard because Bill Gates was sitting right next to Melania. Trust the plan, it's 4d chess.

>>60904773
interest rates are going to zero. get ready for the 10 year pump

>>60904725
I was an all cash coward until recently, but my plan is to have
32% XEQT+VEQT
32% bitcoin(and a bit of etherium),
32% cash (GICs, HISA, emergency funds)
4% degen gambling, for "fun"

Seems like a comfy setup to me. I get to live easy forever if bitcoin moons, but I'll also be fine if it crashes to 0. And I have enough cash that I am not too worried about having to sell low any stocks/crypto if I losing my job from a market crashes. And I can rebalance things to buy any dips when they happen.
Guess time will tell though

>>60904731
Because the issue is usually not the pages or post numbers, but the 150 image limit.

>>60904788
Maybe maybe not but I'm not going to play a game of grabass with a tard.

>>60904743
>guy literally doesn't understand I have a full time job
ths is important, it demonstrates the guy is retarded and agressive and will be a terrible person to work for. You explained the situation, he is too stupid to understand and does not care. Just ignore and find a better opportunity.

>>60904725
Current allocation:
100% nvda
Buy every dip

>>60904820
Yeah shit like that only gets worse.

>>60903798
I look at it as one day I'll be 60, would I rather be 60 with some money I forgot about that's grown exponentially or 60 with no money? ez answer for me

Mr Jerome

>>60904848
long dated itm calls wouldn't be a bad idea

>>60903798
As a Euro without a 401k I wish I had free money every year through employer matching.
You could just withdraw from other accounts until you get older if you do manage to retire so much earlier.
Life always finds a way to screw your plans though. Hopefully in your case this means an increase in your expenses because you start a family.

Ive got a hangover

Go my robot minion, go!
I need more robots in my life.

I drank 700 ML of 100 proof and blacked out BUT I didn't text or call random people

N word

>>60904996
I haven’t eaten in 2 and a half days.

>>60905010
You should sell your body for a big mac...lol
Probably won't get a combo meal, that's middle class living.

>>60904718
Shut the fuck up. You will bake whenever you are needed to.

>>60905023
It’s by choice. I have a refrigerator full of food.

>>60905035
Are you fasting or do you not feel well?

hope everyone is stacking CLF

>>60905039
Fasting for health/boredom. I had GI inflammation which has disappeared completely since doing this. I can also gain muscle by focusing on protein after fasting.

>>60905026
FOR FREE!!!

>>60905043
Not with those horrible earnings. For me it is Dell.

>Check Roblox
>Stock price rose higher than ever despite the incoming lawsuit and horrible technicals
Please explain

>94 images
you guys really need to bump up those numbers

>>60905047
Excellent. I keep mine to about 24 hours once or twice a month. I don't know if that's the wrong approach but it works for me.

>>60905043
>CLF
How heavy are those bags?

>>60905095
Nice. Keep on! I’m going to reduce the fasting when I hit my goals.

>>60905075
the company and product suck, but they just passed Steam in active players. what are you gonna do?

>>60905087
Market is closed so less images per post. Over bump limit and page 3, but that's what they get for not wanting me to bake at 300 posts. They made their own bed!

>>60905141
Who is “they?”

>>60905149
Anti-semites.

>>60905119
The best part is getting my overall intake under control. No stress eating, better portioning, all that shit. No guilt or worries if I want to make some nachos or drink some beers now and them.
It's been very positive and that positivity has been helpful to my investing and trading. I really believe that even if it's not related.

>>60905002
Ive been drinking bourbon nearly every day this week to deal with my nigvideo losses. If it doesnt go up im gonna drink and drive through a school zone.

>>60905087
>ai generated image technology proliferates
>average number of images per thread on 4chan goes down

huh...

THREADED
THREADED
THREADED

>>60905225
>>60905225
>>60905225

BAKED
BAKED
BASED

>>60904773
Thanks. Reminds me of the big beautiful numbers Europe claimed it was going to invest in America during the tariff negotiations despite no details or any idea where they were getting the money from. Welcome to fake and gay world.

>gold has breached $3,600
I'm sure it's nothing
>>60905208
aislop has ruined the internet

>>60904796
>be Trump
>hate Soros
>have Soros' protege as your Treasury Secretary
>????
>profit

>>60905010
fasting or is your life this grim?

>>60904848
>he doesn't NVD(L/U/X)
Okay, bearchud

>>60903798
>locking money up in a 401k
Your 401k is protected from creditors, in some states Roths are not. So, think about asset protection if you do not have another business set up for that.
There are many benefits if you bother to learn about them and use them to your advantage. There are isntances were you can withdraw money without penalty, but you will pay taxes. First learn exactly what your employer offers (employers offer 401k and sometimes other types depending who you work for, and each has their own advantages). When someone talks about an IRA that is not a 401k by an employer, but your own retirment account, you can have both depending on your employment situation. Contributing to your 401k is pre tax, so your taxed income is less so you pay less income taxes. If your employer contributes that is free money. Do you want to turn down free money? Do you understand the power of compounding interest/contributions? Read up on 401ks, or whatever you have, there are options where you can borrow the money from it and pay your self interest when you pay it back (by your own bank, don't pay the bank interest, pay yourself). You can take out about $10k tax free for a down payment on a house (may have changed, look it up). You have your money as cash, or open a brokerage account tied to your 401k (your employer will set, can set, limits on what you can invest in, for your protection, like no penny stocks, no options. Being able to contribute monthly, tax free gains and invest in the market long-term is very powerful to grow your money. You could have bought PLTR at $7 and now its worth $150, you can sell and keep the cash for a fast leg up on growth. Or invest in VOO You can also lose money so be carefule, invest do not gamble. the most importing thing is to understand you are a business, think like a businesstard, take advantage of advantages and seek to limit liabilties. The tools are there for you to set yourself up for success.

>>60905237
Oh yeah those are absolute bunk too. Trump is easily swayed by big numbers like a fucking toddler with keys; literally just promise them, make one or two token efforts, and then when he starts thinking he's been had a year or two later, promise a similar big number to placate him. Rinse and repeat until he leaves office/dies.

>>60904799
oh god not again, BlackCock try to indoctrinate the world whenever the interest rates go to zero, money doesnt mean anything.

>>60905113
none.

I just bought last week. Im up 22%.

Bought a ton of $25 calls for 2027

You think this sector isn't gonna rocket? kek look at the chart. Its a defensive play.

>>60905878
they also just refinanced some debt and now are able to sell some shit unproductive assets. Buy low sell high. only a matter of time before retail cycles into steel plays again as risk comes on everything else.

>>60904681
>>60904616
POR QUE NO LOS DOS?