Thread 60905246

>80k in savings
>2k invested
I don't know what I'm doing.

>>60905246 (OP)
Thanks for sharing.

>>60905246 (OP)
You waited too long, crypto has pumped and the S&P will dump soon. Wait for that

>>60905315
Why would I buy during a dump and risk losing more money? I'd rather buy when it's green, not red.

>>60905246 (OP)
buy index funds, never sell. the end

>>60905322
buy high, sell low.

>>60905322
>Why would I buy during a dump
You're holding dollar during a dump my little simpleton friend

>>60905330
Yes because it's not prone to faggot market fluctuations like stocks and internet funny money are.

>>60905342
>Yes because it's not prone to faggot market fluctuations
Straight down is way better than a fluctuating right? LMAO no wonder you don't have any money and are posting on /biz/ for advice

>>60905428
>80k
>no money
Pick one. Meanwhile internet funny money is probably going to fucking zero.

>>60905445
>Bro I have less than a years salary sitting in cash and don't know what to do!!!!!
LMAO no wonder you're broke and asking my advice

>>60905445
>be retard
>make thread asking for help with retardation
>call people who are smarter than you retards

>>60905322
>Why would I buy during a dump and risk losing more money? I'd rather buy when it's green, not red.


Stay poor. Unless this is bait, in which case well done

>>60905246 (OP)
fucking grow a pair and buy OP, need we remind you we're in the midst of a bull market??

i'm serious, ppl think a dip is coming or whatever but we're not at the top yet, stocks globally are uptrending, fed is about to start cutting, maybe even aggressively

or, you know, wait til SPX 7000 and BTC 160k

>56k
>5k invested

>>60905322
BASED

>>60905246 (OP)
>be me
>staring at dextools like a crackhead
>integrity dao green dildo forming
>my dumb ass ape’d in instantly
>wallet up 70%
>holy fuck this is better than sex

>>60905246 (OP)
obviously you don't.
50k will get you over 100k of Vaulta, ape in and wait for 10x.l

>>60906856
you're indian

>>60905246 (OP)
I like to pretend that I'm really doing something here, something important and investments that will change my life
It's better to think that than to face reality and admit that I just look at the love on solana chart all day and that my only source of food is doordash

>>60905246 (OP)
u ruined your life by missing the biggest bull run in history since COVID. You should have went 100% leverage during covid lows. Sorry but you are fucked. We are at a peak and only way is down from here once ai bubble pops.

>>60905246 (OP)
when I have large amounts of cash and I don't know what to do with it I just chuck it into a robo investor, the returns are low but at least it beats inflation

>>60905246 (OP)
Clearly.

By 2030 that 80k will be worth the 2K you have invested now, and the 2K you have invested now will probably blow up to 3K and be worth $500

>>60905246 (OP)
Buy physical and make miners.
GDX
GDXJ
SIL
PSLV
B

>>60905246 (OP)
I'm still waiting for a real reason not to sell and leave
The next bull run could be in a couple of months, and all I managed to do was pay off my debts with what I got from note.fun, I miss when everything was riskier

>>60905246 (OP)
just pretend you've been a turbo-bear holding a 97.5% cash position, waiting for the big downturn