Thread 60912255

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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What if we pump this week and dump next week and the market sells the news on rape cuts? Although I think we're only getting a .25 benis cut.

>>60912267
>now let’s do a silly one
At least chewyanon is pogging

Buy TOL faggots. All time high profits at a slow housing market with interest rate drops imminent at a 10 PE ratio. There are no better risk adjusted returns to be found in the market right now. It's literally free money.

This weeks looks bright and calm. What's stopping be to buy a 5x Mag 7 or Nasdaq x5?

>>60912267
planet (NYSE: PL) about to soar in 2 mins if you're quick

>>60912271
Chewy anon has long since been dead. I'm now Dell anon. I think chewy falls after earnings though.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60912267
Abivax has a nice graph

>>60912278
Anon you really need to get out of dell
My prediction.....

>>60912285
>no frog
Crabbish and based

>>60912289
oh shit I forgot to add the webm
sorry

>>60912294
It’s okay anon don’t let it happen again

How many minutes til we V? Betsmarket is open.

>ASTS
https://youtu.be/61Q6wWu5ziY?feature=shared

>>60912285
It's Joever

what the FUCK
ALTMAN YOU FUCK

hood bros

>>60912298
Too late

>>60912307
Scam Altman

I have $3k sitting in the gambling account and I don't know what to buy,

>>60912294
Bearish

>optionsfags blew up their ports
>bogleheads don’t check the market
>nobody else here for market open
smg is going to be like bant smg until some more wild tariff shit happens isn’t it. At least I have ASML to balance out my shit MSTR position

>everything pumping micro tranny strategy dumping
>one tranny stock manages to ruin my portfolio

FUCK
MSTR

>>60912288
I just bought more Dell. My work here is done.

>>60912315
Man rip HOOD puts lmao

>don't believe your lying eyes goy the market maker is definitely not manipulating the price teehee
This is why I just cannot stand to be on twitter anymore.
The endless gaslighting about the reality that these markets are fake and gay is too much to bear.
These assholes will tell me someone was waiting for the exact moment for the hourly candle to begin buying BTC..

>>60912276
told you niggas

>>60912315
WHY DIDNT I BUY
>>60912307
>1000%
what the absolute fuck? that is that even

Spy 700 eod

This retard Buffett sold AAPL in Q2, lmao

>>60912330
Dell should hit somewhere between 129 and 131 this week.

fucking christ i should not have canceled my TMUS $255p order friday to buy SOXL puts instead

>>60912346
with stocks at ATH and their portfolio being 70% cash with rate cuts coming they are probably praying for a crash

>NVDA touches 170 after opening on 166
thank fuck I bought the dip

always buy the dip bros

stop crashing oil

>S&P500 up 0.18%
>dollar down realitive to EUR by 0.33%

Maybe the EU play wasn't such a bad idea after all.

>>60912361
>praying for a crash
What's crazy is the data shows everything is bad but market sentiment has never been higher. It's like a game of chicken and everyone expects the FED to do a secret print (because rate cuts won't be enough).

>>60912385
Today I was looking for mid and small cap EU ETF. I'll probably invest in EU soon. Am EU too. Not gonna bet for the US only going up. EU is stable, we will survive.

Told you dumb niggers VZ dumped too hard premarket and I sincerely hope you slurped cheapies

Clnn buy when it goes below 6 and hold it'll make you rich

We buyin AMD @148 or is it going lower?

>>60912367
bazed

>open account with interactive brokers
>over two weeks and my money is still being held by them

why is this still legal? the other brokers allow you to link your bank account and immediately get funds into your account. fuck me if i have to get a lawyer just to get my own money back from interactive brokers

I need some biased opinions. Do I >salarymaxxx or >tradermaxxx?

>>60912417
>my own money
it's not your money anymore, read the fine print

>>60912417
why are you using anything but fidelity or schwab

TQQQ yes

>>60912417
>in this episode of stock gamblers: anon discovers cash settlement

thoughts on NET?
just reached 2x
its just before its ATH
should I hold for years or get rid of it? even 4cuck uses it lol

Dell isn't supposed to go down!
What happened to my $3 a week?
>that's a joke, guys

I TOLD YOU TODAY WOULD BE THE DAY THIS LITTLE FUCK WENT GREEN

BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS AT CLIMATE WEEK

WATCH THIS SPACE SIRRR!

>>60912441
>20k
jesus CHRIST lad

>>60912422
>>60912423
>>60912435
why do you willingly take jewish cock in the ass?

>>60912435
my brok don't have this problem and i trade with unsettled funds all the time and deposits are instant

why are my precious metals mining stocks plummeting when gold is soaring?

>>60912443

Asian Palantir saar is very goodly company my friend :)

Attention /biz/raelites, I'm all in Adobe (ADBE), proceed to pump my bags.
That will be all.

>>60912449
by ass is cock free I will have you know

>>60912392
there is room to rebalance. A few sectors are really expensive compared to their usual metrics

>>60912464
>its okay for the jews to hold onto my money against my will for as long as they like!!
>FUCK YOU IF YOU WANT YOUR MONEY, THAT'S ANTISEMITIC

why are americans like this?

>>60912328
I can start posting about my imaginary gf and gym adventures if you'd like

>>60912476
are you implying there is even a single brokerage that isn't jewish

How is it called when you clear way much more money just by occasionally pushing a button than by waging 8 hours per day everyday?

>>60912476
wait are you not american

>OCTO
What the fuck is going on?? Lmao

>>60912452
that's pretty typical, but the actual bank to bank settlement can take 6 months or longer. that's just how this ancient system works

>>60912487
plato's cave

>>60912492
meanwhile in Japan they have to print everything out, fax it to the other bank it's being transferred, and then manually enter all your data again lmao

>>60912476
low IQ post

why is MSTR such a pos, I don't get it

Why haven't you gone all in on FNMA yet, anon? You do want to make it, right?

MOOGLIES how u holding?

GTLB looking good, my LEAPS now +15%

Get out, run

>>60912514
Bear trap
Buy the dip

>>60912514
>arpitrage
actually a funny name, this guy must be a brahmin

>>60912517
Youre all the same

OCTO

Oh no graphmeme sissies we're almost under a dollar again

>>60912520
Do not ever accuse me of being Indian again.

>>60912490
deal with Sam Altman

I'M SWING TRADING OCTO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_DSE3FSalM

>>60912514
>for my job
:D
>for my gains
D:

>>60912492
crazy. im happy the eu is forcing the banks to implement instant transactions. fuckers in my country were naturally the last to implement this only because the law forces them to. they love charging high fees and doing the absolute minimum

No, Dell what are you doing???
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's it, pack it up boys. It's over.

I’m gonna post a series of posts making fun of retards who fell for the HGRAF scam. Here we go:

>>60912469
>nothing is undervalued
What's really crazy about all this is the "p/e inflation". What if p/e ratios just never go down?
It's like even though the printed money didn't really enter the system (in terms of velocity of money) it's still having an effect.
I guess that's trickle down economics, people psyoping each other that a stock is worth more and more even though earnings haven't changed.

literally none of you bought OCTO before the pump

>>60912514
well well looks like the job problem is solving itself in the most unexpected way. perhaps the world is healing and we go back to bullying and beating the nerds

>>60912486
>>60912488
>>60912508
>it's super high iq to let others hold your money and profit from it how they see fit
i cant be american because i actually want to protest these conditions
you guys must be americans because you beg for even more jewish cock in your ass

>>60912276
feasting good today bros

SPY 650 soon

>>60912544
>it's a scam because the CEO who didn't invent the tech used to be a model
this is how you know the shorts don't have anything of substance

>>60912541
Not like this...

>Apple's foldable iPhone 17 launch tomorrow

will it cause it to soar due to how retarded normies are?
it's the first innovative thing they've done in years

>>60912560
you fell for the DELL meme

>>60912561
>Innovative
Like 4 other phone companies have had flips for years now, samsungs is very popular

>>60912548
>not an america
opinion dropped

First of all, I'm unironically that the happening is finally imminent.
Second, it's absolutely uncanny how every time I post in a thread (with a non-trivial number of replies) the thread dies immediately after.

>>60912544
>>60912555
kek

>>60912557
>it's a scam because the CEO who didn't invent the tech used to be a model
yes

>>60912566
HGRAFies…

>>60912571
>samsung foldable phone
look at this tacky meme shit
>apple foldable
wow, so innovative

>>60912571
yeah but you can't integrate that with all the other apple dogshit

even though it's not a fresh idea it could still drive the normies crazy

>>60912276
Saw this coming from a mile a way. Bought $1000 worth on friday. Should've done $10k but I said I wasn't going to be risky.

>>60912577
Oh no no no no no

>>60912570
It will probably pull a HOOD and lag for months then suddenly jump to $180 a share. Destroying my strategy.

>>60912546
Neither did you pussy shut the fuck up

Anybody do a wellness check on HGRAF trannies lately?

>>60912561
apple never soars because the iphone conference. if anything it will dump when they dont announce AI siri

Sold my $648 SPY calls when it it $649. Bought the energy dip.

>>60912560
Dell poster.
You specifically will be known as the recusant bagholder
You carry the mark

>>60912453
Some metals are more useful than other.
Protip: Aside from being shiny, gold is quite important in a lot of semiconductor and chip making processes.

>sell my nigvidia calls at a loss
>IMMEDIATELY pumps past my original strike price
>FOMO back in
>Immediately dumps back past 170
This gay nigger market is the fastest shit I've ever seen. None of you are real. CNBC is fake. Bloomberg is fake. This is all a simulation to make me suffer

>>60912512
Hell yeah, I'm not all in but I've got 10000 shares bought at 9.8
Making me regret not going all in though considering its up 40% since that buy.

>Tesla's US market share dropped to a near eight-year low in August as buyers chose electric vehicles from a growing stable of rivals over the aging lineup offered by CEO Elon Musk's company, according to data shared exclusively with Reuters. More here: https://reut.rs/4gaiHwA

BUY BUY BUY BYU TSLA

HgraFAGGOTS
Imagine getting scammed by a literal instawhore. This is hawktua coin all over again

>>60912606
did they make most of the money from selling green energy credits

>>60912597
This is fine, chat.

>>60912544
>>60912555
>>60912559
>>60912566
>>60912577
>>60912584
>>60912599
>>60912610
based

>>60912606
>elon musk now has to work even harder to get his trilly
TSLA investors will consider this bullish

>>60912603
NVDA's done the exact same shit for the past 5 trading days
it has a great first half hour/full hour and then it sinks
As I knew this, I sold $1200 north of 170 knowing it would come down again
if it craters down to below 168 I'll buy that $1200 back once more

>>60912605
I held fnma for 8 years and sold at 6 dollars the next day it went to 9 and now its almost at 14.

the bullyes are going feral again

every time IBKR fixes something on their desktop app, they break something else.

>>60912584
>Oh no no no no no
I'm building a team!

>DOGE pumping
We're really doing this bullshit all over again with Elon's shitcoins?

ahem, Dear DELL and HGRAF refugees, I encourage you gentlemen to consider going long on GTLB, a respectable SaaS company that provides critical devops CI/CD infrastructure for all legacy and meme AI/ML companies, they have had great revenue growth and beat earnings quarter after quarter for over a year, they are fairly valued and less meme'd

thank you for your attention to this matter

>>60912610
What's up with bitcoin scams?
Its one thing when its a pump n dump advertised based on tech (EX:We PROMISE this shitcoin will moon because of some revolutionary new tech it has) or fake adoption (We PROMISE that ALL banks will start buying this coin to trade), but as for the pump n dumps based on some celebrity endorsing it, wouldn't that ruin their reputation?

>>60912572
>american
i cant wait to see your bags at closing bell

>>60912583
they're such a small company nobody talks about it but they are a fucking rockstar. nobody can do what they do

>>60912634
lel this looks like a crypto scam from 2017

>>60912544
I wonder what she'd reply if someone contacted her right now about modeling.

>>60912642
Hawk Tuah girl didn't know anything about crypto and had no idea she was attaching her name to a pump and dump. It did still ruin her reputation.
Trump probably knows even less about crypto but I don't doubt he was deliberately rugging his supporters. I don't think he cares if it affects his reputation.

>>60912561
they have to get their AI shit in order, even if it's outsourcing it to Google. the 16 launch was a turbo nothingburger

>10 yr rates down
I'm a bit retarded but I thought the fed doesn't determine mortgage rates?

>>60912653
she's jewish

>>60912658
they should partner with grok imo

>>60912636
yeah boy around 20-21 sell 24 before it crashes again

Are we playing ORCL's earnings tomorrow?

>>60912653
>>60912660
>didn't know
>haliey welch
If only there was some warning sign

Any ONDASchads here?

>>60912667
No. Just hodling on to gold miners and SBSW. Maybe add SLON.

>>60912558
I got shaken out and lost $150

Can't wait for inflation to come in at 3.5% this week and for the fed to call it "transitory" and cut rates 50bps regardless

>>60912692
we're repeating 2021 and I'm all for it. huge melt up before the crash

>it's another companies worth investing in dump and speculative infinity p/e companies pump day
it's all so tiresome.

>>60912680

BASED

>>60912677

Yes but I've opened a short.

>See many shills here
>hood, spy, soxl, hgarf, grrr
>all moon
>decide to buy one
>it gets rugged
why is my life the path of a loser?

when new ATH

>>60912695
Volume low too. It's a retail day

>>60912659
10y rates are down because of the weak labor market report. A weak labor market means that the expectations for inflation are lower.

>>60912701
SPY 700 before end of the year

>>60912698
That's the thing, you have to shill your bags to others. It's a doggie dog world

>>60912707
stocks are not shitcoins
you cant move the chart with few thousand bucks from the faggots here

>>60912707
>doggie dog world
I hate you.

>>60912698

Which one?

GRRR is unironically going to moon.

>>60912706
SPY will unironically hit 800 this year and 1500 next year. I'm the biggest bear here and I fully believe this. We will reach peak retardation at some point in the next decade and then the entire country will more or less cease to exist.

ONDS just double topped you might want to get out and get back in at $5

>>60912706
I actually believe this
Trump admin is doing great

Sbet and bmnr month lads

>my reit American Tower is suddenly down 4%
>apparently they revealed that they sueing AT&t Mexico
>AT&T Mexico just hadn't been making payments to their towers they rented from AMT
>AMT is suing them to pay up
the fuck is with latin america

>>60912731

They do actually send their best. The ones that stay are even worse.

>>60912731
they just randomly decided not to pay $300 million they owed American Tower

>>60912698
buy it when it's red, not when it's green

>>60912724
No, we’re going to pull out of the Middle East entirely and focus on the western hemisphere
Manufacturing is going to come back in droves soon because tariffs are working
A new golden is upon us

>>60912692
why in the world would they suddenly be in cut hype mode after being so scared about it for all this time

>>60912728
If good things were happening, the market would be down. The market is up because bad news is good news. Absolutely nothing matters except rate cuts. If we get both rate cuts AND high inflation, that's extra bullish

I move boxes forward a grocery store for 8 hours a day everyday. $100 a day. Every day just move box forward move box forward

ETHZ

Yea fuck DELL. The rebound happened like it was indicating but I was too greedy, wanted more instead of taking what was given. Profited 150 instead of 1500. At least I had shares instead of options lmao

So are we supposed to rotate into healthcare stocks ahead of the rate cuts and pending recession boss?

>>60912746
Should've bought IBM for the NEWS.

>>60912742
Inflation is cooling and has been on a downward trend. Cutting rates will help out millions of Americans

>>60912634
Matt Anderson with the psycho stare.

Feels good to be in precious metals. Just worry free, chilling and comfortable about future. (too bad the rest of my life is a complete shitshow)

>>60912750
not the worst idea

>>60912755
What are you on? Inflation, and especially core inflation, has been above expectations for the past 4 months, not to mention expectations have been 2.5% or higher which is already elevated to begin with

>>60912761
Stocks or actual shiny rocks?

>>60912750
>>60912764
Yeah I think many inheritances are going to be gobbled up by the pharma cartels.

What the fuck's an OCTO?

>>60912722
Wen moon sar?

>open keeps going up
I'm going to kill myself

>>60912774
Time to FOMO

Clnn will probably have a correction to around 6.30

>>60912771
zammmmmm

>>60912765
Cope and seethe
Cut the rates “too late”

>>60912774
quite the pump. whats so good about this company?

>>60912698
Your path is one of a recusant to profit. You have been marked by the bagholder sigil

>>60912787
What is there to seethe about? High inflation is extremely bullish, as are all other signs of strife and economic collapse

>>60912789
It's the latest reddit pump and dump. Expect to see open generals of baggies for the next 5 years or so

>>60912765
The inflation came from the Biden era. We are going in the right direction and tariffs are the only way to get the deficit down. You’re concerned with the deficit, aren’t you? You’re liberal, right?

I'm still bitter over this desu
Anon told me to wait for it to hit $30 (from its $128 ATH) and it soared at $31
if only I were a little less greedy
fugg

I was watching it like a hawk which makes it all the more painful

>>60912789
it has great pump and dump PR. the company sucks, it's Carvana for houses. but like Carvana, any hiccup in their operations will be catastrophic.

>>60912810
As a zoomer who hates alcohol, this doesn't surprise me at all

>>60912805
Don’t buy Chinese companies
>inb4 “it’s American!”
Nope. Look at the majority stakeholders
You are an unamerican piece of shit if you buy newegg

He's a NEGGer!

>>60912810
Alcohol is terrible for your skin. Zoomers don't need their skin to get any worse.

>>60912698
you ignored me about GTLB

>>60912810
I only drink when its a long weekend that features a holiday
Alcohol is expensive, and i dont enjoy waking up with a massive fucking headache i can also prevent

>>60912802
I am socially conservative and fiscally liberal if you get my meaning. I don't mind Trump or even tariffs, what I do mind is the entire asset class of stocks being a complete and utter fucking joke, because like everyone else, I'm depending on this garbage for my retirement, and I don't like the S&P acting more retarded and nonsensical than fartcoin on a daily fucking basis.

>>60912810
I actually dont mind that.
Drinking is fucking stupid anyways.

line is going up

>>60912822
but I'm not American

>>60912810
>>60912817
Don't zoomers go out to parties/clubbing or whatever?
As for regular drinkers/alcoholics, my theory is that drinking was also a byproduct of ennui aka being depressed combined with having fuck all to do.
Nowadays everyone can stare at the funny pixels on his mobile and make the sads go away for a while. Much stronger effect than television imo

>>60912822
I don't understand Carvana at all. Honestly many of the shitco 2021 memes are gigapumping. Maybe knowledge to keep in the pocket for the next time like this.

I cut off booze and decided to use the extra money to pay off my mortgage early. Now that it's all done, I'm still not drinking so I can put the extra cash towards funny money.

>>60912839
Filtered.

>>60912810
50% of millenials drink alcohol. it's like less than 10% for zoomers. maybe gen alpha will take up the booze torch?

>>60912768
Leveraged ETFs and stocks
also obligatory
>tfw no gf

someone give me a dip

>>60912849
Zoomers also arent having sex either
"Social gathering" culture is pretty much dead and replaced with discord and twitter

>>60912842
Zoomers are the least social generation ever. Clubs are dead or filled with 30 year olds who "still got it"

>>60912842
Zoomers don't socialize, that too is solved primarily online. The only reason you got shitfaced "back in the old days" was because it was pretty much vital if you wanted to hang out with people.
These days there are easier ways to do it. Add to that prices only going up meaning being an active nightlife vermin is expensive.

>>60912798
Well shit how can we get reddit to pump our bags? Do we need to upvote to show what a solid stock it is?

I fucking made it!

>>60912856
Dell

>>60912868
Gz bro

gold and silver freaking me out

>>60912701
For me? Right now

>>60912810
Alcohol sucks it's good that zoomzooms are learning this early.

So why the dip then recovery?

>>60912880
Wrong. You should drink more. Just wreck yourself.

Why the fuck did Trump have to print this much?

>>60912888
thats whats up

>>60912893
Too soon motherfucker.

>>60912591
I sold at 2.13 weeks ago.. lost $20

>>60912856
Golden dip is happening on HGRAF, more news about their facility will happen this month

>>60912810
I quit a while back and don't miss drinking whatsoever. Expensive and only getting more expensive, and absolutely terrible for you in so many different ways.

>>60912893
Chase those endorphins. Dustermaxx if you have to.

>>60912810
Judging by the number of these I see on the train, the market just seems to be pivoting away from traditional drinks.

See also fruity beers and ultra sweet ciders.

is the TMUS insider still here? was going to buy puts friday but regrettably chose SOXL instead. is today’s dump the expected dump or is a bigger crash to come?

>>60912810
HGRAF baggies will singlehandedly save the booze industry

>>60912546
saw it at $8 in pre market and thought it can't go much higher than the 400% pump. Boy was I wrong

Somehow the war is still not over even though Putin was in Alaska and it would have never happened if he had been president.

>>60912810
Based zoomers dabbing on the jews running the poison industry.

>>60912285
>>60912294
Cursed thread.
Cursed day.
It's over.
Sell everything.
Sell everything right now.

If you still hold TSLA after seeing this, you deserve to lose everything

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mOIxtSSa1NE

>/smg/ keeps shilling HGRAF
>down 12% today
>down 35% past 5 days

why is /smg/ so evil?

>>60912972
the flags were there anon

>>60912972
It was just a handful of jeets, not /smg/ as a whole.

>>60912972
do not attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance

>>60912972
*why are canucks so evil
They will stop shorting soon, trust the plan

AMD calls are up too
>all smiles
Too bad I got a call back about wageslaving.

>>60912810
People are dinking less booze and smoking more pot these days. I stopped drinking as much as I used to, and while I don't smoke pot, I can see why people would prefer it to drinking the liquid jew.

>>60912876
It's pissing me off, I'm already 100% in and my next paycheck isnt for 2 fucking weeks.

>>60912991
Weed is a nigger drug. Real men do speed.

>>60912591
>>60912591
>Anybody do a wellness check on HGRAF trannies lately?
They're too far gone to be helped. They seriously thought they were going to get a NASDAQ listing lmao.

>>60912810
I like how this happened right around the time I quit drinking. Like fuck, can't I just have anything to myself? It's not as interesting when everyone is doing it.

>>60912981
bear trap

>>60913004
I just know that I would have been able to save that nigga somehow

>>60912969
pelosi holds tsla

>>60912849
>>60912857
It'll take a tiktok trend. They'll call it something stupid like "gathies" (short for gathering) and they'll have reinvented the party.
"Omg guys, did you hear about this new trend called gathies? You get a group of friends together and actually go to one of their houses? So crazy! Everyone brings cute food and drinks and just has fun! Like, share, and subscribe for more social hacks!"

"First Graphene" it's a penny stock but check it out it looks like it wants to run like HGRAF did.

I'm telling you /smg/gers about GTLB, you will be sorry 3 months from now if you don't buy NOW NOW NOW

>>60913004
The whole thing smelled exactly like a crypto shitcoin pump n' dump from the beginning
>thot "CEO" they hired off of IG
>ai-generated "research papers"
>saar many partnerships in the works
>nasdaq (binance) listing soon saars get your tickets for the moon mission
>jeet spammers talking about suicide stacks

>>60913017
She deserves to lose everything

>>60913019
With the zoomies gathies won't result in more alcohol consumptions, it will just turn into gay sex orgies boss.

>>60908807
Relevant

>3x boomer
>spent too much time in the matrix understanding the ugliness of businesses and changing trends in society
>realize its all about cash flows
>became the index boomer

schwab indexfags where are we at?

>>60912969
This is cool tech but I don't think it's ready for a commercial rollout. Maybe in 10 years. Grok integration seems like a waste, though. I don't want my robot slave to be connected to the internet.
Also, is there a practical reason to make it bipedal? I feel like a quadruped would have more stability so it could go faster.

>>60912997
Thought the nigger drug was crack cocaine? Or what ever the hell they call prescription-grade cough or cold syrup.

>>60913052
i'm not with schwab (vanguard and fidelity) but yeah, my core port is 80% index, 20% fucking around with stocks and options (enabled by my core port), net worth $1.4M

>>60913055
There isn't even a good reason to make it humanoid apart from muh sci fi fantasy come to life

>sock goes up
>sell part of it at profit
>then whether it goes down or up you win as a dip is just another buy opportunity

this is the way

>green despite job reports
Bears cancelled forever.

Its over

>>60912972

We tried to warn you all with unpalatable truths, alas the devil's lies were sweeter.

>HGRAFTED
>HGRIFTED
>BLONDEBOMBSHELLED
>PRE-REVENUED
>CANADIANED
>JEETED
>GRAPHENED

Etc.

>>60913077
thats what ive been doing on ai dashcams

exit strategy is to sell everything by early 2027 (FRA mandate deadline is late 2027) but along the way im selling 50k shares every 0.50 milestone so $1.50 and $2.00 and $2.50 etc

>>60913062
Nixon banned weed so he could arrest blacks.

>>60913080
K shaped market

as long as their bearish in the sectors where that matters e.g. lululemon and nike becoz ppl are out of welfare cheques and credit card limits to keep buying consumer trash

>>60912514
I don't actually have any direct AI plays. The closest are my Nebius, Broadcom, Google and Microsoft positions. I am doubtful stagnating/falling AI adoption will impact them that much.

>TSM close to its ATH again
Is it worth it?

>>60913081
there are plenty of jobs out there
they just pay dogshit wages

Looking to buy some shorter-term calls, maybe GOOG ...
what are anons buying?

>>60913125
aapl

>>60913077
correct but the downside is paying higher short term cap gains taxes, if you know something is good for 1+ years, higher ROI if you get to ltcg

>>60913080
the fed has made it clear that they don't care about inflation anymore

>>60913069
If you make it humanoid, then it can adapt to current infrastructure made to accommodate people. Conversely, if humanoid robots were to build infrastructure for themselves, let's say Mars, that means people can come later and fit right in.
But you're right, it is sci fi fantasy.

>>60913023
Don’t curse it. I’ve been trading the $40ish-$48ish swing for a while.

>>60912783
>>60912771
>OCTO
>Eightco said it intends to use the funds from these offerings to purchase Worldcoin (WLD) for its crypto treasury strategy. This will mark the first time that a Worldcoin crypto treasury has been created,
And why should I care about Worldcoin again?

>>60913130
hmm betting on the Apple event reveal then.
this really can become a full time job if you want to play this game right

>>60913118
no there are lower hanging fruit if you want better than 10 to 20% gains a year

should I eat today?
i haven't done anything to really warrant eating and I would get sloppa, maybe mcsloppa, since I dont have any food at home.
But then I'd have to leave my apartment to pick it up fuck

>>60912991
remember
remember
>MSOS
>MSOX
>TLRY
>GTBIF
>CURLF
>TCNNF
>PLNH
>VRNOF

>>60913005
Alright, hipster, cool your jets

>>60912315
I'm so glad I rolled my strike price to 100 Friday.

>>60913081
Corporations want unemployment to be cripplingly high so that wagies are too afraid to demand things like vacations, sick days, reasonable pay, and normal 40 hour work weeks. This has been publicly stated multiple times by CEOs on public channels. You voted for this btw.

ACHR anons what went wrong?

>>60912307
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. SEC IS JUST ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

>>60913081
Reminds me of the list of jobs that won't be replaced by AI and the elites designated them to be dishwashers, garbagemen, landscapers, poopsmiths, and other undesirable occupations.

>>60913138
it's a scam

>>60913166
>Only excessive selling is not allowed
>You can buy as much as you want though teehee

>>60912972
If you fell for HGRAF you deserve it.
>Canadian
>woman
1-800-COME-ON-NOW

>>60913138
>crypto treasury strategy
how could investing in a company that does this be superior to just buying crypto myself?

>>60913190
BECAUSE KATHY WOODS Bill Miller III, Pantera, Kraken, DCG, and Galaxy Digital ware involved

https://x.com/HydroGraphInc/status/1965083961849258391
bullish

>>60913188
It's kind of sad reading the cope
>average down
>dca
different scam company, always the same cope

>>60913190
It's all a fucking scam to get dumb retail to buy so they can get diluted to hell and back.

>>60913202
but why would retail want to buy this? what's the bull thesis for a corporation that sits on an asset the investor could easily sit on himself?

>>60913205
you werent here for GME in 2020

>>60913205
The treasury co pitch is the same, because you get even more exposure to the underlying shitcoin like a leveraged etf.

>>60913205
why would retail fall for a get rich quick scheme?

>>60913212

>>60913212

>>60913212

>>60913124
luckily americans are used to working multiple jobs. to the eurocommie its an impossible idea

>>60913209
the bull thesis for GME was that it was a short squeeze
here the bull thesis is "you should pay this company a huge fee to sit on an appreciating asset instead of investing in something that actively creates value"
i could buy an ETH ETF instead

>listen to shill
>transfered money to Scwab to buy 15 HGRAF shares
>scam
>money cleared but don't know what to buy now
Ideas? It's just $18. I don't really trade on Scwab, it's my retirement account.

>>60913197

Reddit is a cult as mods remove any dissenters or free thinkers. Don't drink the HGRAF koolaid.

>>60913230
Buy lunch you fucking big roller

>>60913239
This isn't true, there's (very low quality) FUD on that board.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HGRAF/comments/1n9n9fc/its_over_for_hgraf/
The mods don't seem to delete anything.

>>60913277

Fair enough, I'm the GRRR shill and I was banned for raising concerns about the company's missed promises despite being a Gorilla Bull.

>>60913305
A lot of stock boards are in fact cults, but the HGRAF board seems to be split between meme investors looking for a short squeeze and people who've been holding it for 6+ months and are kind of annoyed at all the attention.

>>60912969
Imagine shipping 100 of these to Mars on Starship...lol

>>60913346
They won't run on Mars as they need to connect to Grok.

>>60912969
This looks very cool! I would love to have a more rugged version helping on the field, but the office would have to be between 10k and 20k (35k would be extreme reach, but sad realities are true and real), which would be pretty cool! ^^

>>60913230
plug

Literally two days ago I was thinking about allocating 10% port to Nebius. Today I finally decided to do so, I go to check the price action from yesterday to see what my basis would be and it fucking mooned. Fuck my stinking nigger chud life.