Thread 60918015

gorilla edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

previous /smg/ >>60916100

>>60918015 (OP)
Why are my Ford bags dumping over bad backup cameras?

Uhhhhhh ASTStrannies? Explain

>Lose 1 million jobs
>Stocks pump
>Israel mercs some towel heads
>Stocks dump

SPY 660 EOD. Don't tell me you're still underestimating the retardation of zoomers.

Fake paper economy LMAOOOOO

I'M LOSIN' MY BALLS OVA HERE

Where the fuck is the NBIS entry point?

>>60918017
because that's wasted money

>Space-technology startup Satlyt, led by ex-Tesla and Google manager Rama Afullo, last week secured $25,000 through state first-in-the-nation municipal AI Incentive Program, endorsing its vision to create what the company calls “the above cloud service provider” through interconnected satellite networks.
An impressive combination of the AI bubble, TSLA retardation, and space scam.

I've been telling you all that this is an economy in free fall and somehow you just keep buying.
It's the definition of complacency.

>>60918043
Imagine being an investor in a company that puts out a press release about securing $25,000

I was having such a wonderful week.
Those jews have literally made everything I own plummet.

>>60918049
I promise you I'll cash out the moment I break even.

>>60918049
I'm aggressively slurping any tiny dip I can get before Jerome causes a giant retard pump with his cut next week.

>>60918071
>retard pump
if it's less than expected it could actually cause a dump
a cut is 99% certain so that's priced in
question is scale

Stocks/ETF TO MASSIVE GAIN THANKS TO ISRAEL BOMBING THE SH3333IT OF QATAR?

>>60918071
The cut is priced in. Why do you think we've been pumping for 3 months ever since the first shitty jobs release? The market is forward looking. People will sell the news.

Kek
I feel deeply whenever I'm in profit because my natural state is that of dump
You can see exactly where I made my first buy

>>60918079
300 BPS and we go Weimar.

i should've bought more FCEL i was looking at it at below 4 for so long but decided against it because im retarded

Im losing money

>>60918084
you'll be fine there are thousands and thousands of boomer bagholders they wanna make whole

WTF WAS THAT

yikes yikes YIKES

>>60918017
Ford makes such shit vehicles these days. And I say that as a Ford owner. Next vehicle I buy is going to be some cheap indestructible Toyota or something.

the stock market is a device for transferring money from me

>>60918115
>cheap
>Toyota
Pick one.

why is GOOG allowed to go up but not NVDA?

>>60918120
I was confident google and Nvidia would reach $200 at about the same time.
BOY was I wrong.

>>60918015 (OP)
My stocks are shit today lmao.

dell bros?

nice bounce. we crash from here or keep going up?

>>60918117
Cheap as in, cheap for a Toyota. I've just really soured on Ford after years of driving their trucks. I looked at 4Runners last time I was in the market for a vehicle and the prices used 4Runners with 60k+ miles go for is fucking nuts. But hopefully I won't need a new car for a long time.

>>60918145
Zoomers aren't going to stop buying until their lives are irreversibly destroyed

i don’t regret selling the TMUS $245p for $530

>>60918120
Because I bought NVDA because, despite not believing in the company, I thought it was due for a brief retard pump.
>>60918139
They should've listened to me and bought the superior boomer tech company: IBM.

>>60918150
and whos selling to the zoomers?

Heh...nothing personell market kikes
You feel for my trap idiots
I always buy a small lot to account for the bog call
Hahaha

>>60918146
Found
On
Road
Dead

My uncle owns his own repair garage, has been at it over 40 years. Said Ford put his 3 sons through college.

>>60918145
what is that

WW3 INCOMING

It's over I have been raped

>>60918166
Saudi royal family is Jewish aren't they? I take it this to fuck over Iran somehow.

>>60918158
I'm hoping I can get at least 10 years out of the Ranger I bought several years ago. My F150 lasted over 20 years until it got to be too much of a money and timesink to repair, although now I almost regret not keeping it and continuing to repair it. Only ever had one major issue with it (cracked upper intake manifold). Fords apparently aren't made worth a shit anymore and they're poorly engineered on top of that to make it as difficult as possible to do basic bitch stuff like change your oil.

>>60918166
This is why I'm still long HGRAF. The CEO having a modeling career earlier in her life doesn't bother me.

>>60918175
Saudis still have to keep up appearances. Israel isn't popular among any large Middle Eastern populations. As Westerners we know that words are worthless.

>>60918175
They are Salafi muslims.

>>60918175
It's because Qatar harbours the senior leadership of Hamas.
Ismail Haniyeh (leader of Hamas) was living in Qatar but Israel took him out whilst he was attending the funeral of the Iranian President on Iran.
It was assumed that Gulf countries were off limits but a precedent has been broken today.

>>60918185
If WW3 breaks out you'll probably have more to worry about than your CEO's history of selling dildos

>>60918185
Alright Mr Captain Save-a-ho, enjoy your loss.

>>60918192
>It was assumed that Gulf countries were off limits but a precedent has been broken today.
didn't Iran strike US military bases in Qatar a few months back after the US strike on the nuclear facility

Israel is a rogue state

how will this affect the global economy?

Dell is trading at a 7% discount to my schedule.

>>60918200
>Nepal
it won't

>>60918146
Toyotas aren't cheap you tard. They are the most expensive consumer vehicle on the market. It doesn't matter the miles if buying used. Toyotas are expensive for what they are which is not all that great these days.

>>60918200
As much as when the same shit happened in Indonesia a few days ago. I don't even know if their country is still burning, nor do I car, nor does the market care. Nobody cares about the third world.

>>60918163
what are u referring to

>>60918198
correct but they pathetically warned the US and Qatar hours before the attack so they can simultaneously look strong and tough whilst afflicting no real damage simultaneously

the ayatollah and his goons are quite pathetic (I am not Schlomo, it's just a fact)
they even tried claiming victory after Israel took out practically all of Hezbollah last year

>>60918188
There is a conspiracy theory among many Muslims that the Saud family has Jewish roots. Regardless they are more aligned with Israel because their biggest historical enemies have been Sunni Arab nationalist ba'athists and Shia Iran and their proxies.

>>60918071
>he still thinks there's going to be a cut

>>60918202
you're quite the optimist aren't you lad

>>60918182
>Fords apparently aren't made worth a shit anymore and they're poorly engineered on top of that to make it as difficult as possible to do basic bitch stuff like change your oil.
All vehicles are made like this now including Toyota.

>-0.087
It's over for me

>>60918186
>we know that words are worthless
This was proven with how useless Iran was recently with Syria and Gaza.
>your peepee gets blown up after using a pager
>your ally, iran, raises the flag of vengeance and then goes on to do nothing

>>60918195
This is also why I have been long gold, silver, uranium and platinum group metals. I think early next year will be time to get long oil in a big way.

I bought in at $166.01
heh
nothin personnel

>>60918204
Yeah only think I can think of is Eddie Murphy yelling Nepal, Nepal in the golden child movie.

>>60918222
checked

>>60918206
What's the alternative, then? Everything looks overpriced to me. At least Toyotas are reliable. But I hopefully won't have to worry about it anytime soon.

I just got a brand new 2018 Toyota prius for 0 down with no income at 28% apr How is that not cheap??

>>60918219
200 a share is a conservative estimate.

Clearly it doesnt matter what happens, inflation up, down, sideways, employment worse, better or as expected, everything is interpreted as bullish in this extremely homosexual and fraudulent market yet when I buy i STILL somehow lose money how the FUCK is this even possible

>>60918227
Basterd bich

I scalped a little from AAPL puts, ez money

>>60918221
>All vehicles are made like this now including Toyota.
this is sadly true. It sound slike Boomer cope but they're right on this one, it is very difficult for the average guy to be able to do much with his own car anymore.

I'm actually looking at EV's now because I'm sick of being stopped from doing what used to be routine maintenance myself.

I still run my almost 30yo Polo III and I don't care what (You) think. It stills transports me from point A to point B, costs me absolutely nothing in maintenance despite its age, and is not full of dumb electronics that you can't fix yourself.
I'll run this car another 20 years at least.

What is this snoozefest niguh, when do things finna happen?

>>60918116
kek

>>60918260
This might be and probably is true but Ford's taken it to new levels of shittiness imo. They turned a 10 minute oil change into an hour and a half pain in the ass
>>60918280
I'm never getting rid of my '95 F-350

>>60918280
Are VW's actually high quality in Europe? They're absolute shit in the US. Are they selling us trash as revenge for WW2? It's a shame too because I actually like driving them, but fuck are they money pits.

ive been plowing all my money into divvie stocks. shit is comfy.

>>60918301
GDXY

Now that the dust has settled. Which of you retards bought this obvious Jeet and?

>>60918295
Never had a problem with them, my father had a VW Passat B5 that he ran for like 380K km, and barely had to do any maintenance on it either. But just me and my father is too low of a sample to gauge quality, and we're talking about old cars now, things are likely different these days.

>>60918301
any recommendations?

>>60918202
>>60918239
Dell recovered some and now at only a 5% discount.

In my poorshit country riddled with subhume peasants, whenever fortune bestows some windfall money to a hapless gnat, the first thing he does is splurge the entire sum to buy a new car.
That's why I always say poors should never be given cheap credit or EU handouts. Untoiled money is actually detrimental to them.

>>60918197
Imagine being proud of putting a ring on some chad's sloppy seconds when she is ready to le settle down.

>>60918309
Not him but xdte for spy exposure, qdte for qqq, kgld for gold, chpy for chip makers specifically

>>60918311
Burgers do the same thing

>>60918301
But muh dividend irrelevance theory

>>60918311
most lottery winners in the US go broke within a few years

>>60918260
I fell for the "Japan = Quality" meme and now I'm looking at a $4000 cam carrier reseal on a lightly driven Subaru with 40k miles on it that I've absolutely babied its whole life. Bluebook value on the car is basically 8 grand so it's effectively totaled itself because the retards at Subaru decided that the only way to reseal it is to completely pull out the engine and then reseal everything by hand.

>>60918319
>Burgers do the same thing
>>60918311
>splurge the entire sum to buy a new car.

We're too poor for that, we will finance a 20,000 shitbox for 25% interest on a 72 month note though.

Fed is cutting next week and the fireworks begin in November. Bears will finally cum.

>Companies no longer allowed to hire or employ infinity illegals at $2/hr
>job market suddenly falls despite 5 straight years of people saying the job market is bad
The world never recovered from COVID, and all these jobs and economic data we got were based on an increase in slave labor and indentured servitude

On the subject of cars here's one of my favorite biz related images

>>60918338
Bears never get to cum. They are stuck wearing the cage

perhaps I should have purchased the SPX 6495p after all

>>60918049
Itd been in freefall for a while now, snd its been worldwide. They have refused to call a recession and a couple years ago changed the definition to give themselves more time.

>>60918323
That's what the losers say to comfort them.

>>60918351
Yo, what dis shit, the salt comin out from the side. You gotta be able to control the seasoning.

>>60918365
it's because most lottery winners are poor and poor people are never taught finance
finance should be in public schools but it's not so the only people who know about it are people with rich parents and autists who read investopedia

Buttcorn pooping

>>60918374
my kids have to take personal finance in high school to graduate (we live in Virginia). I tell them it's the most useful class they'll take.

leafs what are you buying right now i'm flogging myself cause I didnt buy CLS earlier

>>60918380
based

>>60918323
You're just mad you'll never be this cool and happy.

>>60918049
>I've been telling you
Bitch STFU. Anyone with 3 digits in their IQ knows this and has known this for a long time. This isn't some grand insight.

>>60918323
Most known lottery winners, a bunch more are anonymous

>>60918344
You have these businesses with abusive working conditions which nobody in their right mind should go for.
Said businesses then go to the politicians and whine that they can't find workers.
Biden then imports millions and gives them all SSNs.
These immigrants are happy just to be able to afford a new phone and PC on payments of course. Nobody would ever loan them money in their home countries.

>>60918388
this walked so people of walmart could run (well, waddle quickly)

>>60918374
Probably cause most of finance is basic math. I remember my 5th grade teacher showing us how to use a checkbook. I was thinking at the time this is easy.

>>60918414
>Probably cause most of finance is basic math.
not exactly
in high school they taught us how to calculate compound interest in math class but they're obviously not gonna say "oh btw if you ever win $10m in the lottery just put it in dividend stocks and you'll never have to work another day" in math class

Whelp, UNH just bought me a 5090. Pretty nice for a couple clicks.

>>60918323
No, a lot of them are just fine, they just don't talk about it openly. You hear a lot about the ones that fail because they're used as cautionary tales.

>>60918427
Just wait and get a 5080 super and invest the difference.

>>60918424
While yes complex interest is a more complex equation. Simple interest is 5th grade applied math.

>>60918057
Damn you. I just loled at work.

omg guys, do something, we can't drop below the green line, it would be the end of the market, do something

>>60918440
Germoid why the F*CK are you not investing in our glorious union? You realize that this is tantamount to high treason.

>>60918440
schnell schnell schnell

my stonks for the last 2.5 hours is literally just a V shape

WTFWT

>>60918445
kek I love these schizos nonsensical headlines
Anybody right in their head, not knowing much about memefinance and memestonks, would go "uh?"

>>60918452
I wish someone would do some research on what's causing these fucking Vs. They're annoying.

>>60918444
The union was a mistake.

What are some stocks

I really thought we'd see a major drop in tech stocks after that report came out showing how companies are ditching "AI" but nope, straight up. Who the hell is buying?

>>60918489
PATK
U
ANVS
AVGO
SNOW

>>60918473
"Price discovery" is a meme, there are simply buying opportunities and even better buying opportunities.

>>60918309
best divys has always been SCHD, nothing else comes close to its 15% dividend cagr return

It's looking like one of those crab days where nothing happens and I can't make money

> gold
> silver
> yesterday's gains completely wiped out
Fuck this shit I bought 100% port into the tippy top last week and have gained NOTHING
WHERE IS THE FUCKING MONEY GOING?

Which /smg/ posters should get bullied? We got to keep this general cool

>>60918535
HGRAF baggies

>>60918535
HGRAF simps.

>>60918534
Kek
>>60918535
Schizo babe

>>60918021
>ASTStrannies?
It will buff out. Tis but a scratch. Two moar weeks.

Your “ceo” sold dildos, baggots

>>60918548
She could stream on twitch and her stock would reach 100 easy

>>60918301
Time value of money is always pretty comfy.

>>60918535
Boglers

>>60918548
>attractive woman used to be a professional model who got paid to look good in ads
this is so shocking, how could it possibly be true?

>>60918581
>A professional model is clearly fit to be the CEO of this high tech company!
Baggie please. If this isn't a red flag to you then enjoy bagholding for life.

bros
just buy the dip
all you gotta do is buy that fucking dip

every time my stocks plummet to some absurd low I throw a few grand in and they bounce back
just buy the fucking dip lmao

Guys dont worry, if I ever kys myself it will be on the wall st level of crash bandicoot 2 - cortex strikes back

>>60918585
She has a master's in material science.

>>60918608
Yeah, in the material known as the human penis. That she sucked to get her title.

Please pump BTC to 115k.
I'm sorry I bought too hastily before looking at all the factors, I'll try to do better next time, I'm still learning. Pls help a poorfag out.

>>60918619
Not a good sign when you're just making shit up to try to get people to sell the thing you shorted.

—Jacob King on X:

>The Great Inversion is finally upon us. Get out while you still can. When the wealthiest top 0.00001% quietly unload their bags onto the 99.99% of retail sheep, it’s not a market, it’s a transfer. And it always marks the top.

>Over the last week, 198 of the top 200 insider trades were sells. In two weeks, it was 398 of 400! The last time insider dumping hit this scale was the late 1920s, right before the Great Depression.

>Unemployment is rising worldwide. Inflation is creeping back. The pressure is building exactly as it did a century ago. The worst damage will fall on stocks and crypto, both will easily to 80-90%+ of their value.
https://x.com/JacobKinge/status/1964935498788679750

Thoughts?

>nvidia green
mercy

>>60918548
It's funny how they always get these nice backgrounds, all for an ass shot. All to pretend like she's not just attention whoring.
Onlyf*ns with extra steps.

>>60918630
>WHHAA WHHA SALE ON NOTHING WHAA.

>>60918630
Anytime a gay bear copes by comparing to the late 1920s the market pumps another 2 points.

>>60918608
Brother if you've been in a masters/phd program with women before you'd know that most of them are retarded. It's absurd the different treatment they get, compounded by 10x if they are hot.

>>60918630
Sounds retarded, or like bait.
I imagine that as unemployment rates increase, the power of investing would increase as well, not decrease. As in, people looking for alternate sources of income. Ask me how I know lol.

While we're here, what do you guys think of that one guy who said that investors are moving away from using their funds to start a business, and towards investing their funds into an already existing company, seeing as the profits are safer, and that it'll just lead to massive monopolies.

>NVDA bags start going up
>MSFT bags start going down
The law of equivalent exchange...

>>60918664
This is so obviously true, that anyone denying it is either ignorant or delusional. High school, college, work, life in general, and it's always the same pattern.
The black hole chick is a great example of something similar. A team of 100+ men, 1 woman, do this huge project to capture an indirect image of a black hole, media gets a hold of it, get a photoshoot with the one woman, and act like it's all her work, with zero mention of the team, but plenty of mentions about girl power.
IIRC people even analyzed the repository dumps, and her contributions were like 1% (0.1%?) of the whole project.

>>60918669
There will always be risk-takers and people looking for a chance to break out. But I think we've coded for monopolies, so gross profits won't often equalize. for individuals, that may not matter all that much.

>>60918630
>The last time insider dumping hit this scale was the late 1920s
Good lord.
Now I'm thinking this fucking gay and retarded market is pumping straight to 7000.
I hate retarded bears like him that make us look bad so Goddamn much.

You have all been warned. Selloff begins tomorrow.

>>60918630
sounds like the average permabear

>>60918688
2 weeks from today.

i bought
SPY 400 EOW

>markets solidly green despite hell on earth jobs numbers
>Bloomberg switches gears to seething about trump
Yep, that's a wrap for today

>>60918630
Suck my cock dude

Apple event starts in a couple of bings

I guess it is time to add in weekly Dell price fluctuations.

>>60918630
Doesn't matter because 75% of my portfolio are safe dividends.

UUUU bros we up again

>>60918692

Cassandra's curse. CPI & PPI are going to be hot and institutions are unloading onto retail baggies.

It will be a brief but brutal drop that will shakeoff a lot of weak hands.

October earnings will resume the pump.

>>60918719
It'll be nothing like always and dooming retards that live on Twitter comments like you will just move to the next "event"

Lol QMMM

>>60918655
Does it still work if you're straight and skinny? I could really use a pump right now

>they dont know PPI is tomorrow
>the arent hedged for CPI on Thursday

>>60918690
we are entering greed

>>60918681
I suppose that's true. Whether they're successful or not, there'll always be people trying something new. I guess one measure of their success would be how good the current big monopoly actually is. If it offers bad service, people may be inclined to change to the new guy, even if he's small and local.

who clear on KLAR here?

Buy NBIS. If the deal works out yearly revenue is x13.

>>60918715
it's a big stock

>>60918744
looking forward to buying puts

>>60918690
very good of him to take the meme bubble chart, spruce it up with gradient coloring and slap a water mark on it so as to let you and I and everyone else know that he made this particular version of that particular meme image.

so are the markets just frozen in time until the rate cut is announced, in which case its already priced in and prices start crashing?

>>60918746
It just pumped tho

>>60918752
I think they restrict options on IPO's. So the first week or so you can't trade them. That's how it was with another IPO I was looking at.

Fuck my goog shorts just got cooked. What a shit day.

>>60918760
yes

>>60918744
I got shaken out of holding Affirm after it crabbed for so long. Not making that mistake again, people fucking love debt and I'm not getting spooked this time. Hoping mine gets filled and I can just sleep on it for a few years.

>>60918767
affirmitive
over

>cashed out into fiat in january, reentered the market in late april with 60% into ten undervalued picks and 30% into bezos and googlies
>bezos and googlies make 60% of my gains.
Could be worst I guess.

>>60918767
I meant the week after. I expect it to pump on day 1 and then crash next week just like FIG. And FIG is a real business. Klarna is just a vehicle to make venture capitalists poor.

>>60918108
yeah literally everything is green

>>60918768
Just long goog. It’ll always go up in the long run

>>60918765
More pump to come imo. Really depends on your risk appetite.

>>60918222
yeah its just gonna keep pumping all week isn't it

>faggots said unh would take years to recover and that it was a falling knife
>same faggots are bullying hgraf chads out of jealousy
Lick my nuts

>>60918768
If Google Maps went down 80% of the population would be unable to find a bathroom and people would start shutting their pants in confusion... And you bet against them?

i love retard zoomers

>>60918768
Septembull claims another sacrifice

>>60918808
>>60918786
Short term pullback seemed likely due to bearish divergences.
Puts seemed cheap, guess there's a reason for that.

If a rate cut happens and stocks go up and the dollar weakens, do stocks only go up as far as the dollar has gone down, cancelling things out? How does that work exactly?

>>60918768

Just short the very top lmao

the market is liking the apple event so far

>>60918630
idk man this mythical retail seems to have infinite money as trillion dollar institutions supposedly sell with both hands but prices only go up

>>60918677
It just happened again lmao. MSFt up and NVDA down.

>massive jobs revision, -900,000 less

>Market pumps anyway

What is this shit?

>>60918772
That might be a better mentality to have desu. Gotta have confidence in your decisions, whether they're the right or wrong ones.

>>60918852
priced in
we already knew this last week
hence why last week was horrible

When will GALT halt?

>>60918852

Bull trap before the rug pull tomorrow.

I hate to say it but it's time to apologise to HGRAF bvlls

>>60918852
That jobs revision is practically a year old now anon. Everyone already knew based on the ADP and general disdain for the job market that things were fucked. Now reality is here and we can finally get the rate cut that we need due to the shit job market that was being papered over by inaccurate BLS numbers.
It's unironically a good thing.

I sold it all. Tomorrow might be bloody

>>60918833
I guess it depends on the percentage each went up and down, with the multiplier of how one affects the other. You'd need specific numbers for a specific answer.

>>60918864
>-45% over the past 3 weeks

>>60918015 (OP)
>janitor applications are open kek

BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>60918880
Pay rate??

>>60918852
>-900,000 less
it always was the case, its not like there were +900k then they go laid off, there never was the 900k and accurate numbers are coming out. That is how bad Biden was faking the numbers.

I decided to challenge the notion that being khv at 30 is rock bottom
Now I'm khv at 30 holding crusty boomer bags from 2009

>>60918885
Hot pockets and free porn.

what's this chart called?

I DON'T NEED GOLD TO BE GREEN.

>>60918677
thankfully jerome will give us more money soon so they can afford to keep both of them up

ah piss, i should’ve bought the SPX 6495c

It's crazy how they associated bull with good, just to push cuckolding into the public subconscious.
I wasn't into seeing my girlfriend get impregnated and stuffed before I started investing.

>>60918901
fake?

>>60918901
options gambler (winning)

>>60918901
Something I'll never achieve in 50 years of trading

>>60918910
That's why you're meant to have as many mistresses as possible with your money as a contingency plan.

>>60918836

Lmao. This is not going well.

>>60918910
Anon I think you're just a cuck.

what's wrong with being a boglehead

>>60918922
It's a perfectly legitimate strategy. You're just boring. Bogleheads are the Dave Matthews Band of investing.

>50 bps

cmon give us a 100bps cut, no pussy shit

Daily IBKR desktop application is dogshit post.

I invest
I lose money
simple as that

>>60918918
It might be interesting to get 100 mistresses (who really really really love me) of all shapes and sizes, and offer one bull to impregnate them all, holding their hands (and feet) during every creampie.
And then take a flight to a remote area of the world and run away with the money lol.

When to I have to wake up tomorrow (EST) to be in time for KLAR ipo to drop

I keep shorting this clown market and I keep losing money. I don't know why I keep doing this to myself. Fuck every single delusional bullfaggot out there.

>>60918921
I wasn't a few months ago, that's the thing.
Is it because my gf gained or lost weight? I have no idea what caused it.

>>60918947
If you know the market is clown shit (and it is) just go with the flow and make some money

>>60918922
>>60918932
I should probably start maxxing my 401k again just in case I fuck everything else up. Good safety net.

>>60918952
>I have no idea what caused it.
Have you tried not viewing pornography?

>>60918943
Just don't sell if it's not gonna be a profit lol.
>>60918947
Gotta learn to prioritize making money over satisfying your ego. Trade with your mind, not your heart or dick.

>>60918952
It's because you started watching cuck porn you fucking retard.

>>60918954
The moment I put on the clown makeup and go long we'll crash 60%. I have zero doubt about this.

>>60918964
>BBW

>>60918961
I have, I do every November lul. But I wanna bust a nut, and fantasies in my head are harder, and maybe not as fun.

>Apple stocks rising
Was today's announcement somehow not priced in or something?

>>60918979
>every November
So one month of the year? Wrap it up boys, mystery solved.

>>60918964
Bears...go up?

>>60918750
4U

>>60918947
This is the worst time to short. Revision showed that The Fed fucked up by not cutting interest rates, and they are going to have to compensate. Get ready flr a golden candle soon

>>60918967
Fuck off, how did you know???
But I didn't look for it before. Maybe the thumbnails\titles on recommended vids in the sidebar of sites affected my subconscious or something.
[spoiler]I also started getting into femboys after I started participating in /smg/ specifically. Something's going on here.[/spoiler]

>>60918980
>thinner iPhone
>more expensive watch
Wooooooooow

>>60918995
>tfw no /smg/ effeminate bf to rub candles with after market close

>>60918947
>know the market will go up
>short it anyway
are you handicapped?

>>60918980
Nevermind its going down as expected. Lets see how it looks like after market close.

>>60918993
>economy is going tits up
>this is bullish for equities

>>60918976
Kek'd. Now THAT's a fucking stock worth investing.
It's called bear but it's basically guaranteed to get bigger lmao.

>>60918995
>Something's going on here
yeah, you're a fucking homosexual

>>60918988
Indeed

>>60918983
Fuck no, not a whole month. I fail on day 1. Hour 2, even.

>>60919013
Yes, economy going bad means lower interest rates to boost it. Always has been

>>60919014
My gf looked like that and was chubby bros. I miss her

anyone playing gamestop earnings? I have a put but am getting skittish

>>60919005
Idk about bf, but I'm 5'4 110lbs if that helps.

>>60918864
NEVER

>>60919029
>anyone playing gamestop
that ship sailed like 3 years ago it's fascinating people still fuck with this crabby MF'er

>>60919030
Cute

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>60919029
I wouldn't go within 10 miles of GME during earnings.

>>60919021
kek

>>60919015
Sure hope the brainwashing doesn't make me start posting about LGBT shit next. That'd be cringe.
>you see, the throbbing cock and balls shooting its load is attached to a woman (female), so automatically it is not homosexual

>>60918901
Options? HOOD?

>>60918995
>Something's going on here. I'm sucking dick and eating cum, what is going on?

>>60919027
How did you guys meet, and how did you break up? I desperately need more info on this, I need to learn what to do and what not to do.

>>60919050
Nigga there is no brainwashing. You're just fucking gay. You jerk off to men. In two months you'll be swallowing cum, and it won't be your own.

>>60919037
Thanks. More compliments than I've gotten from women wew.

>>60918910
It's because of Moloch you brainrotted gooner.

>>60919022
Stocks prices are (or should be) based on the profits that the underlying companies make, which nosedives when the economy is bad.

>>60919066
Counterpoint: line go up

>>60919066
>stock prices are or should be based on profits
Has never been the case ever since modern investing was invented by dutch traders.

>>60919066
Why? What connects a stock to its company?

>They might pay dividends/buyback stocks
What if they don't?

Apple live event right now

>>60919057
Lol'd. Maybe the fuckers actually finished developing the gay bomb from the 90s and unleashed it on me.
I'm not into men themselves, that's why I'm guessing something must've hit me not long ago.

does autism and dyslexia get worse with age

so i should just buy 0DTE calls on SPY every dip?

>>60919066
>>60919073
I have to agree with him. Future profits are typically more interesting, current earnings are meaningless. Book value, intangible assets, stock holder benefits.

>>60919078
Being senile is its own form of horrible autism.

>>60919060
That's the thing, I'm not into men themselves (yet?), so this shit must've happened recently.

>>60919042
back in march i had a put after earnings and it did a 5x
still, taking this advice into account. closed the put

>>60919066
Isn't that just an indirect factor? The more direct factor would be how much the collective investors are willing to buy\sell for, and those can be affected by an autistically large amount of factors. DCA being the least of them.

>>60919084
You are gay. Accept it. Just go to the bathhouse and suck some cock and get it over with.

>>60919070
>>60919073
>>60919075
>>60919082

>>60919076
>Apple event
>"Awe Dropping"
? It's Jaw dropping. What the fuck does awe-dropping event connotate? A drop in excitement? Well, yeah, I guess that's true but they didn't intend that lol
Esl Indians truly are destroying the entire tech industry.

>>60919065
How the fuck do I fix it?
>>60919078
Autism gets better (or more powerful, depending on how you see it) if you train it. Dunno about dyslexia.

>>60919092
just say you're retarded and move on.

>>60919094
they are dropping awe upon thee

>>60918344
Welcome to Canada

>>60919094
more like jaw inspiring

>>60918910
>I wasn't into seeing my girlfriend get impregnated and stuffed before I started investing
As long as it's you doing the deed >>60918952 oh >>60918995
>I also started getting into femboys after I started participating in /smg/
femboys are cool as a fantasy , very disapointing in RL.

There are people who still haven't realized being gay is a super power in the business world. If you can obsess about money as much as a fag obsesses about juicy schlongs then you will become super wealthy.

>>60919094
>Everyone's on the dge of their seats
>This view is reathtaking
>It's a sight to ehold
>This gameplay has people nthralled
>Read 'em and eep

>>60919089
If it weren't for STDs I might've done that desu. But only through a glory hole or something.

>>60918084
i remember when i owned FNMA for .25 cents a share *cries*

>>60919115
What if you obsess over money but without the gay stuff

what is this shit

>>60919124
Just don't do anal. That's how you get the diseases.

>>60919114
>cool as a fantasy , very disapointing in RL
Seems about right. Even the ones on realbooru seem not too great.
Let me guess, either they're cringe to hang out with after the 2 minutes of sexual activity, or maybe they're just self centered in bed. That's the vibe I get, but I'm also a virgin, so who knows lol.

>>60919130
Huh, I guess I never thought about that as a possibility...

>>60919135
god damn
imagine the returns on the options

>>60919115
True, if you can be brainwashed into draining balls, you can brainwash yourself into cooming for money.
Problem is, I don't exactly want to be wealthy per se, just at the very least wealthy enough to not have to work.

Is all the gay talk because there's an apple event, or are there actually homos in this general?

There are lots of niggers in this new apple event honestly, kind of a turn off.

>>60919135
chinese pnd

>>60919135
I wanna know too. I bet some guys out there are doing backflips in their bedrooms over this. I don't even remember the last time there was such a good peak. Holders better fucking sell before it nosedives. Sure hope holders aren't asleep during this, oh my.

damn is this market gay

>>60919149
Are you new to /smg/?

>>60919158
>I don't even remember the last time there was such a good peak
there was literally a 4000% pump yesterday

>>60919137
Idk about that, I'm pretty sure you can get them from a guy unloading in your mouth. You can even get them from eating pussy.

Bring back public executions.

This place used to be cool, but after those people from The Reddit showed up and kept posting their stupid frogs all the time, this place just got gayer and gayer. Then they turned the strait anons that they couldn't make gay into cucks, and then had the moderators ban the people who were neither gay nor cucks until it just devolved into a sloppy circle jerk

>>60919125
What's stopping you from going back in?

>>60919135
Every day there's ridiculous shit like this meanwhile I sit here like a boomer content with my +.78% or whatever

>>60919174
thanks for the meta analysis baggie. How are stocks today?

>>60919149
Sorry about that, I'll shut up. I don't wanna shit up the thread.
I assume it's because November is getting close. Also I'm used to posting on other types of threads, so I half-forgot where I was.

>>60918738
yeah big time bullish

HERE COMES THE DUMP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>60919180
My shit is all doing good boss.

>>60919189
goddammit i missed the spx put opportunity

>>60919174
My bad, my bad. I always get annoyed at people shitting up communities with unrelated topics and degeneracy, but this time I'm the one doing it. Sorry, I'll be more careful in the future.

>>60919198

Not too late, we'll be at least 100 points lower tomorrow.

>>60919204
what’s tomorrow again?

>>60919204
you say this based on what?

>>60918280
>>60918308
I drive a 2008 VW Polo, bought it used but basically new. Its at ~85km rn, had a few minor issues. Still reliable though, if I get another car it just might be another Volkswagen

>hold IBM for ages
>0% growth
>get rid of it 5 days ago to buy some dips
>this happens

god hates me and I don't know why

>>60919199
Don't apologize to that hypocrite, he literally made posts about sucking cocks on here. The fagbaggler is a known degenerate playing both sides. He is about to marry an Asian ladyboy for God's sake.

>>60918029
Down 1 million jobs and we’re green…

>>60919218
>He is about to marry an Asian
based
>ladyboy
wait what

>>60919207
>>60919209

PPI release. Will be hot.

>>60919217
Man, they got you good.

>>60919218

If sucking dick is gay then I don't want to be straight.

>>60919222
Ask him to post pictures of his Asian gf again and he won't because people laugh at the fact he is clearly dating a tranny.

>>60919220
less money wasted on employee payrolls

>>60919135
oh fuck it's still going
lmao

Awe dropping bros....

>>60919227
Sucking twink dick and rubbing their hairless lean thighs and tum while doing so is honestly the hottest sexual activity a person can do.

>>60919217
I've been telling people to keep the faith and not sell all of last month. You get what you fucking deserve.

>>60919218
Oh I had no idea. I gotta lurk more and get all this lore. Also
>marrying in current year
>ISSYGDDT

>>60919241

I read this in his voice, I'll tell you hwhat.

Apple has innovated themselves into a corner, every new iphone is more disappointing than the last

>>60919240
Apple shares down after event concludes

Investors seemed to be indifferent to Apple’s latest product announcements, including the new iPhone Air model and Apple Series 11 Watch.

Apple shares were down about 1.5% when the event ended. — Jonathan Vanian

Lmao

I'm sure this is a stupid beginner question, but how exactly do people lose money in trading?
If you'd sell at a loss, then don't sell. Wait until at least you break even, then sell. It's basically guaranteed profit, as long as you're patient.
I guess unless you NEED to sell for bills or something, in which case I can understand selling at a loss. But otherwise I don't get it.

>>60919258
Bad trades.

>>60919250
I tell ya hwhat

>>60919258
>Why don't you just use your psychic powers to make the number go back up?
Because it doesn't work that way. Please don't buy stocks.

HHEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>60919013
The market can stay irrational a lot longer than you can stay liquid. Drill that into your head retard.

>>60919241
>rubbing thighs and tum
>lean

>>60919251
Innovation and actual quality doesn't really matter, when their whole business model is getting stupid people to buy their shit because they think a bigger price gives them more social status lol.

>>60919279
I dont think people have seen apple as elitist in a long time now
If anything theres been a shift that apple is insanely out of touch with what people want and is always lagging behind its competitors

>>60918029
im failing to understand how zoomers have any blame here

>>60919273
He's not even talking about the market being irrational. He seems to be under the impression that the market going up over the long term means every individual stock also goes up over the long term.
I think he is the same guy who came by a few weeks ago to ask if placing a sell order magically creates money out of thin air or if he has to wait until someone wants to buy.

>>60919263
Please elaborate. The only kind of bad trades I can imagine are when you buy too high, or when the stock doesn't go up for years or something.
>>60919270
Don't they go up eventually? Even if it takes weeks or months, surely it'll get there.
Assuming the company doesn't completely fail, of course. But big ones probably won't.
Though again, I've only made a tiny profit, so I don't know shit. That's why I'm asking.

>>60919279
It is a known fact that green text bubbles give women the ick, thoughbeit

>>60919258
They all look for the next penny stock to hit 4000% in 2 days, disregarding why those stocks got to penny status in the first place, or they try and go balls deep into options

Awebros....

>>60919290
caring what women think
thinking someone who cares about text bubble color is worth anything
caring about women in general

>>60919289
>Don't they go up eventually?
No. Please stop trading and just put all your networth in VOO and gold ETFs.

>>60919258
>stocks never go down and companies never go bust

>>60919284
Maybe not elitist, no. I think it switched from being the go-to for hipsters, into being the go-to for low income people. Still, the same concept applies.
I do agree they're out of touch, for sure. Though I guess you could say that for every big brand.

You have locked in your profits, haven't you anon?

Wouldn't want you to make the round trip now.

>>60919290
Everything does, if the man is a sub8 nonChad, so not much point bothering lol.
>>60919297
Very true. Though that's the vast majority of them, so at some point you gotta pick between dating a retard (woman (redundant)) or going volcel.

>>60919301
I thought iphone was mostly branding until I tried to use my friend's phone to look something up and it was like using a windows vista with input lag in the hundreds of ms and impossible load times just for the web browser.

>>60919218
She's 100% female since birth and has large breasts, asshole.

>>60919314
How close is her vagina to her butthole?

>>60919299
That was based and they deserved to lose. And Musk will close the circle doing the same with Tesla. Nikola + Tesla, combined the biggest rug.

>>60919313
I am literally using a Tracphone that cost 30$ and it is perfectly fine. Superior, even, when it comes to various QoL features.

Baggie has literally sucked a dick.

>>60919293
So they're just looking for a get rich quick scheme, instead of being actual traders.
It does seem like emotions and anxieties really have a huge impact on people when trading.
Surely a rational person would consider that compounding profits over a period of time would be better and safer than that. Right? Sometimes I don't know if I'm a genius or if people are just retarded lol.

>>60919294
you can trade every iphone launch with a straddle. buy a put in the morning, sell it after the launch and buy a call for when the stock rebounds the next day,

>>60919289
Stocks can literally go to zero. Look up enron. And also learn what a margin call is.

>>60919258
Because it might not get back to break even. Did you consider that? Or perhaps it will take 5 years to get back to break even in which case you'd been better off taking the loss and reinvesting that money into something else that. Thats called opportunity cost.

i want a refund

Is this when we sell everything and buy some UVIX?

how many positions is too much? past 15 i start feeling like its too much (each around 5-10% of portfolio)

>>60919289
>even if it takes weeks or months
Zoomers were a mistake.

>>60919348
yes

>>60919349
divserity is your strength. if they are all active trades maybe.

>>60919298
Why not? If you only invest in big companies, even if they have a big slump, you could just wait it out until it gets better. Again with the exception of the whole thing going fucking bankrupt.
Funny fucking pic btw lol.
>>60919299
I did mention the big ones. The kinds that basically hold the monopoly in their area, or are in the big 3 or something.
>[Nikola] also never earned a positive gross profit
Idk if that's true, but that's concerning.

>>60919298
No, encourage him to trade. Everything he has; on leverage. It will be funnier that way.

>>60919349
budget 1 hour a week per position for research

>>60919304
I can't, I bought too high and now I'm waiting for the price to go up.

Wow good job good guys, you dont bake and reach 400 replied, wow

thinking about doing a straddle on GME. It'll either go way up, or way down, or both.

>>60919360
>Why not?
Because that's not how shit works. The number can go to zero. You can get diluted. You can just lose potential gains waiting for it to break even (it might take 10 years) instead of putting your money in VOO.
>The kinds that basically hold the monopoly in their area, or are in the big 3 or something.
Nothing lasts forever, buddy.

Are you the guy who asked a few weeks ago where the money comes from when you press the Sell button? Because you thought it just came out of a Money Void and weren't sure if you had to wait for someone to buy from you?

>>60919363
Okay, fine.
He should get the most margin he can find and go all in on GOOG and NVDA. Those are big companies so he literally can't lose.

>>60919371
Priced in

>>60919313
I've never tried an iphone, but I will say the cameras are pretty good. Personally I have an Android that costed 120 bucks 8 years ago, and it still works fine with no lag, so who knows.

>>60919371
do that but on SPY instead

>>60919370
baked in

>>60919326
It's crazy. It's one thing to suck a dick, it's another to be delusional about who you're banging lmao.

>>60919360
most stocks under perform the index, especially recently. read this https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2019/03/how-often-is-it-a-stock-pickers-market/

YOU DID BUY GRRR DIDN'T YOU???

WE MOONING

>>60919386
i'd be better off just buying VIX calls

>>60918864
No it isn't and kill yourself.
Latent homosexual

image limit is mine

>>60919335
That's true, you're right. But how often does that really happen to the really big guys? Enron was 24 years ago, so surely investing in the big guys nets more profit than /smg/ shitting itself when they see red on their PNS and VAG stocks.
>>60919337
That's true as well, sometimes it's better to tactically sell at a loss. But again, how often does that really happen, and it isn't user error? My estimate is that it'd still be a net positive, and higher compared to the average strategy.

Bake you lazy fucks

>>60919418
>Why shouldn't I just buy stock in big companies and never sell?
congratulations anon you found out about dollar cost averaging into index funds

>>60919396
I'm very happy for your 2% moon

>>60919349
I'm a beginner, but I imagine as many or as few as you're confident in. The other anon suggesting generous research sounds like a good idea too.
Personally, I'm autistic as fuck so I just go all in with the position I'm the most confident in. But you might not wanna copy my methods lol.

>>60919418
>surely investing in the big guys
Maybe for you.

>OMG THE JOB REVISIONS
>MARK THAT I NTHE THE CALNEDAR ITS SO SIMPORTANT
>report gets out
>nothing
>OMG PPI TOMORROW MAR KTHAT IN YOUR CALENDAR IT'S SUCH A BIG DAY
>comes out
>probably nothing, except pump
>OMG CPI AFTER THAT
market will just wait til good news come out, then maybe sell to fuck with everybody

>>60919424
it's only on page 3. do you know how 4chan works?

GOOGL ripping again, sold some Oct 17 C260, will it go up 20 points by then? i guess worst case scenario i will take maximum profit

>>60919353
Wouldn't zoomers be the ones with zero patience or attention span, who just want a quick profit?
Honestly I think people treat investing like it's gambling, and get a similar rush from it. They place their thrills over actual profits.

>>60919454
Anon you are literally saying you would never cut a losing position.
You know how daytraders make money? By cutting their losers and letting the winners run.

>>60918947
one of these days you'll get the winning ticket

>spy at 650
>was at 490 a few months ago
some of you faggots here literally sold at 490 and are buying back at current numbers. lol

Fuck is having back to back days with a single stock going up over 1000% in a day

>>60919463
>tfw had this by shorting with SQQQ during liberation day and made 1k instantly and didn't cash out and round tripped it away an hour later
I'm dumb

>>60919476
>>60919476
>>60919476

>>60919454
Yes exactly. It can take YEARS

>>60919461
>cutting their losers and letting the winners run
this is like latin to wsb type of gamblers

>>60919461
winners?

>>60919375
>The number can go to zero.
Apple was founded in 1976 and Google in 1998, and they haven't gone to zero or bankrupted. Apparently the lowest Apple has been was 0.23$ in 1982. Chances are it'll be around for at least a few decades more.
>lose potential gains waiting for it to break even
True, sometimes a tactical sale at a loss can be a net benefit in the future.
>NVDA. Those are big companies so he literally can't lose.
The only issue I see with NVIDIA is that it seems like it's gonna go in a downward trend, but looking at a recent graph, it seems to be pretty possible to go back to previous peaks, again, even if it takes weeks or months.
>>60919363
See, I wouldn't do that, cause that'd just be fucking stupid. I know it can go up or down over the months, so it'd be fucking stupid to get in debt. What am I, a college student?
But if it makes you lol, I've always gone all in in each trade, in the short time I've been trading.
Yes, I have like 25$ not invested in my bank account at the moment.

>>60919391
Maybe this is cynical of me, but wouldn't that just be because most people are kinda retarded? And that applies to both companies and investors.

>>60919427
I'm not talking about never selling, I'm talking about buying and selling, whenever profitable, from companies that likely won't crash, they'll just fluctuate, hopefully in your advantage.
Also, does DCA actually work, or is it just a way for anxious people to invest? Personally I've been adding money to my investment pool, but only bought with the new money when it's beneficial, not just immediately.

>>60919439
I'm more of a fan of big girls, actually. Awoooooooooga.

>>60919517
Idk how "people being retarded" causes most stocks to underperform the index, but regardless, you're sharing a market with those retarded people, so whatever the ramifications may be, you'll have to contend with them. And we're all sharing a market with a retard like you. Idk what you're even trying to accomplish with this Q&A. If you think you have the stock market cracked, then good for you, go enact your "knowledge" and "reasoning" and enjoy being a multi-billionaire in a couple years.

>>60919461
Not quite. Obviously, you could sell at a loss, and aim to get a net profit, in the time that it would take for it to reach the same point again.
But obviously, this is also a risk that needs to be calculated, and waiting would technically be safer.
And my initial question was about technically never actually losing money, as long as you don't sell. Of course you could do stuff to be more profitable, but as long as you don't sell and it doesn't crash, you shouldn't lose anything.

>>60919574
>, and waiting would technically be safer.
No, it wouldn't. Your premise is nonsensical. You are down on the value of your investment whether you sell it or not.
Now go to the new thread so we can humiliate you with your new ID.

Are there ANY stocks that are safe to own overnight? Stay cash the next 2 days? Miners?

>>60919438
>Personally, I'm autistic as fuck so I just go all in with the position I'm the most confident in. But you might not wanna copy my methods lol.
kek never go full retard
the other anons is a good gauge.

>>60919700
gold anything of course, thats where you should be dumping your wins into to keep them.

>buy 1k shares of CWD because they're becoming a chainlink treasury company at 3.22 ea and it doesn't feel like the normal grift
>don't check stock prices today until a couple of hours ago
>CWD exploded from 3.22 to fucking $45 a share
>sell majority for ~$10 ea
Welp. I was happy to sell at 10 until I saw how high it ran. I'm still grateful for a win though. It'll pay off my loan nicely. Thanks capitalism

>>60918852
because bad news is good news in this skitzo market (now we get guaranteed rate cuts)

>>60918306
Bought at 3.50 sold at 45. Thanks for playing sirs.

Tbh I think there's a good chance it's gonna mega pump again and never come back down and just become the link version of MicroStrategy.