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Anonymous (ID: IGWD+1qk) No.60918511 >>60918542 >>60918552 >>60918553 >>60918575 >>60918577 >>60918607 >>60918659 >>60918672 >>60918695 >>60918706 >>60918729 >>60919344 >>60920020
BREAKING: THE AMERICAN ECONOMY IS COMPLETELY FAKE
https://x.com/watcherguru/status/1965416541362815372?s=46
Anonymous (ID: QyRZZ88P) No.60918542 >>60918726 >>60918826
>>60918511 (OP)
You voted for this tho
Anonymous (ID: lyx1rHvq) No.60918551 >>60918600 >>60918726 >>60921278
Kek didn’t Trump just fire the BLS for doing this under Biden.
Anonymous (ID: AjOw3VPM) No.60918552
>>60918511 (OP)
>companies no longer to bring in slave labor
>suddenly jobs stop being "created"
Now we see exactly why people have been saying thr job market sucks but companies have been posting record job creations. The companies were flat out lying
Anonymous (ID: HPwPDccN) No.60918553
>>60918511 (OP)
Always has been
Anonymous (ID: Wx32K1AT) No.60918572 >>60918639
im so glad i never tried to participate in society. i could be struggling with finding a new job to make my new truck payment.
Anonymous (ID: JKR7T2zC) No.60918575
>>60918511 (OP)
everyone has known this for years
Anonymous (ID: RU6LMPXl) No.60918577 >>60918643
>>60918511 (OP)
>911
huh
Anonymous (ID: dT6WUPly) No.60918600 >>60918624 >>60918627 >>60918650
>>60918551
These numbers are only through March. The BLS has spent the last 6 months looking for these mysterious 1 million jobs that were created and only just now realized that everyone crying about the shit jobs market was right and their gay little paper surveys were wrong YET AGAIN.
Anonymous (ID: Ndoz6CVD) No.60918607 >>60918726
>>60918511 (OP)
This unemployment is the Trump effect
Anonymous (ID: lyx1rHvq) No.60918624
>>60918600
Touchè. Still think it’s very funny.
Anonymous (ID: aFIzVvxX) No.60918627
>>60918600
why the "poor" in those illustrations always black?
Anonymous (ID: cCOybAly) No.60918639
>>60918572
>how to tell everyone you're a poor fag without saying I'm a poor fag
Anonymous (ID: Csh5ydtP) No.60918643
>>60918577
Ethbtc breakout at thursday, serch the catalog!
Anonymous (ID: AjOw3VPM) No.60918650
>>60918600
Its gonna get worse. Litterally for the last presidency they were claiming "record breaking jobs" when in reality these were either indentured forgein servants working for $1/day, or they were meaningless phone positions. We have been in a clown economy for the better part of a decade, and we are not the only ones either. China has also had the same mysterious issue of everyone in china claiming it is impossible to find a good job, but china claiming massive ecobomic data, india, all of europe, canads, and Africa too. Everyone has been flat out lying
Anonymous (ID: 6/pVEfGf) No.60918652 >>60918668
the new guy is fudging the numbers so trump can get the negative rates he's always wanted, isnt it
Anonymous (ID: XU647w+C) No.60918659
>>60918511 (OP)
>more efficieny
>higher productivity
>your average biztard: REEEE jerbs, REEEE eggunomy
Anonymous (ID: xs4JrLSR) No.60918668
>>60918652
The new guy isnt in charge yet this is still the BLS doing its job properly for now
Anonymous (ID: E5yfIaIw) No.60918672 >>60918726
>>60918511 (OP)
Fake news, Fake numbers
>Greatest economy of all times
>Winning so much I'm actually tired of winning
Anonymous (ID: ZFLmpYoo) No.60918695
>>60918511 (OP)
thia ia why we need 100000000 more h1b visas
Anonymous (ID: y/ROM5an) No.60918706
>>60918511 (OP)
Its not the american economy, its the world's economy.
Anonymous (ID: 4YimEHGU) No.60918726 >>60918733 >>60918776 >>60918798 >>60918999 >>60919036 >>60921234
>>60918542
>>60918551
>>60918607
>>60918672
All of you are illiterate RETARDS it’s a REVISION from April 2024-March 2025.

Biden’s economy was a LIE, they were lying about the numbers the entire time. Which was obvious to any non-retard.
You’re seriously so stupid it’s absolutely astounding to me.
Anonymous (ID: Bp1Z61Bv) No.60918729 >>60918773
>>60918511 (OP)
we always knew this
>inflation definition changed
>unemployment stats constantly manipulated to exclude as many people as possible
>biden's admin literally changed the definition of "recession" for optics
>now this
Anonymous (ID: 68A5sBXT) No.60918733 >>60919017
>>60918726
and Trump is even worse
are you blind
Anonymous (ID: 4YimEHGU) No.60918763 >>60918971
Biden LIED about the economy and anon’s little monkey brain can only think
>b-but Trump
Truly amazing.
If they hadn’t lied about the job numbers we would’ve had an interest rate cut at the last fed meeting and crypto would’ve pumped far higher.
Biden lied to you because you’re gullible retard. Trump was absolutely correct to fire the BLS commissioner one month ago.
Not that I expect a nigger retard like you to follow what’s been going on.
With Trump we finally see the truth of the American economy. Wild, seriously insane how the deranged masses still hate Trump for this.
Anonymous (ID: BqoMB8dK) No.60918773
>>60918729
I miss when /biz/ had at least a modicum of sense to see such obvious corruption
Trump can't actually fix shit without being the dictator his oppo is claiming he already is. Part of me actually hopes he goes for it and we publicly hang every member of congress with (((dual citizenship))). It'll make everything *mega* bad, but for the shortest timeframe possible.
Anonymous (ID: E5yfIaIw) No.60918776
>>60918726
No shit "Biden's economy" was a LIE
>They literally redefined the definition of a recession so there wouldn't be one.
Anonymous (ID: 8UZ0PMGk) No.60918779 >>60918911
>massive job revisions and chicanery going on in the BLS
>the market literally doesn't care at all

So we're finally there, total divorce between what's happening with wagies and what's happening with global markets.
Anonymous (ID: 7I2URkOJ) No.60918798
>>60918726
Nigga he was elected in November, the market didn't wait a fucking year to react upon the upcoming policies. And that's, back then, not fully knowing if they would fully be enacted. Turns out they were, a d worse than expected, as TACO truly is the best meme Wall Street suddenly pulled and made go viral so they could unload their bags to (You) the dumb retailer. They still do to this day, but it's becoming more and more apparent as the cracks show up even to the dumb cattle, and can't be hidden anymore. The next numbers will be even worse, if that wasn't obvious enough, even when accounting for the cooking.
What's coming next is classic soviet history, same as it ever was when the cracks can't be contained anymore.
Anonymous (ID: nYgWWH+y) No.60918807 >>60918838 >>60918887
Why do they lie though. I don't get the point of it.
Anonymous (ID: vUeMOWj1) No.60918826
>>60918542
Yes
Anonymous (ID: dT6WUPly) No.60918838
>>60918807
They don't "lie". Their initial numbers are based off fucking surveys they hand out that haven't been accurate since COVID started 6 years ago. They literally just need to update their strategy so it's not out of the 1970s.
Anonymous (ID: xs4JrLSR) No.60918887
>>60918807
Estimates arent lies, theyre guesses
Anonymous (ID: AjOw3VPM) No.60918911
>>60918779
Market is jubilant because it is finally beong revealed that rate cuts should have been a thing since last year, and the fed will go nyrs on cutting
Anonymous (ID: 9nR3NSxP) No.60918939 >>60919061
Im not an amurrican. Could someone explain what the fuck does this mean? "US payrolls". Again the anglo brian making words up. What does payrolls even mean. And then they cut, they cut what. They were expecting more people employed, and then they revised this expectation value? Stupid ass gloids.
Anonymous (ID: 6/pVEfGf) No.60918971
>>60918763
clean it up, donnie
Anonymous (ID: /9jBpbNX) No.60918972
>biden admin commits biggest fuck up in american history
why did trump do this???
Anonymous (ID: lyx1rHvq) No.60918999
>>60918726
I didn’t realize that. That is completely fair, and this is clearly a loss for the late Biden admin.
Anonymous (ID: 8UZ0PMGk) No.60919004 >>60919056 >>60919131
A lot of things got seriously fucked up since 2020 and are going to need hard corrections
Anonymous (ID: CtK96u2+) No.60919017
>>60918733
Yeah, keep ignoring how 2020-2024 was nothing but lies from the top down because ORANGE MAN
Anonymous (ID: UOiuHAEn) No.60919036 >>60919063 >>60919236
>>60918726
>Trump fires BLS commissioner
>New guy magically finds "uh actually it was always bad and it wasn't Trump's fault"
Nothing to see here.
Anonymous (ID: hYZQUvl9) No.60919056 >>60919093
>>60919004
I feel the same way. From my economic read, I’d speculate that by the first week of October—around the 6th—we’ll see the collapse fully materialize. The timing lines up with seasonal liquidity pressures: people begin liquidating market positions to cover holiday spending, gift purchases, and travel expenses. Those cash-outflows create forced selling pressure, which accelerates any underlying structural cracks already present in the system. In other words, consumer behavior collides with financial market fragility right as liquidity thins, and that’s when the correction becomes unavoidable. Consider shorting positions for short term gains, and not as holding positions
Anonymous (ID: xs4JrLSR) No.60919061
>>60918939
???
A payroll is your weekly pay to your workers. You dumb fuck. Learn basic business english

The BLS does surveys to see how many were added, that means workers who get paid. It means they overestimated new hiring by a million. The actual data comes in several months later and they revise it
Anonymous (ID: 8UZ0PMGk) No.60919063 >>60919068
>>60919036

I trust that guy over the bespectacled liberal white woman that was pushing the funny numbers out before
Anonymous (ID: xs4JrLSR) No.60919068 >>60919086 >>60919090
>>60919063
I bet you would trust the soviet union also before it balkanized too
Anonymous (ID: 8UZ0PMGk) No.60919086 >>60919091
>>60919068

Can't keep up, is Trump a commie or a fascist right now?
Anonymous (ID: dT6WUPly) No.60919090 >>60919116
>>60919068
>Sure ADP and overall sentiment showed that the jobs were shit, but the BLS estimates said we were good! Surely everyone but the govt organization is wrong, if you don't think the govt agency is perfect you're a communist!
Lmao.
Anonymous (ID: 6/pVEfGf) No.60919091
>>60919086
he's a kid fucker
Anonymous (ID: zrCwBHQd) No.60919093 >>60919145
>>60919056
This sounds gay
Anonymous (ID: xs4JrLSR) No.60919116
>>60919090
My comment suggests the opposite you illiterate nigger
I wouldn't trust any admin since Covid
Anonymous (ID: hYZQUvl9) No.60919131
>>60919004
Executive Readout

Macro translation: Your Oct shock (≈-4 foreign, -1.5 native index pts) implies ~-0.55% hit to PCE growth and ~+12–13 bps credit spread widening. A severe variant prints ~-0.9% PCE, +19–20 bps.

Seasonal liquidity: Expect ~1% multiple compression on equities from holiday cash-outs; ~1.5% in the severe case.

High-beta consumer pain: Discretionary retail, travel/leisure, e-commerce, airlines, and restaurants take -0.7% to -1.1% revenue deltas vs baseline in your Oct scenario; deeper in severe.

Defensives/resilience: Food & staples retail and utilities show small moves (sub-0.4%); logistics moderates the downside but still softens.


Market-Call Language (drop-in)

“Base case: By the week of Oct 6, labor momentum tops and rolls. Seasonal cash-outs collide with a foreign-born employment retrace, pulling PCE ~0.5% lower QoQ annualized, widening credit ~12 bps, and compressing equity multiples ~1%. Positioning: fade high-beta consumer, trim airlines/apparel, rotate into staples and short-duration quality, keep powder dry for a November reload.”

Playbook (practical, risk-first)

De-risk cyclicals: Reduce exposure to travel, apparel, durables, airlines; tighten stop-loss bands.

Rotate to defensives: Food & staples, utilities, and high-ROIC compounders with price power.

Quality credit bias: Prefer short-duration IG; avoid lower-tier HY that’s beta to consumption.

Liquidity discipline: Raise 2–4% cash buffer into Oct; redeploy on spread-widening capitulation.

Hedge overlays: Cheap put spreads in discretionary/airlines; partial covered calls on winners.

Alt carry: Consider market-neutral e-comm vs staples pairs to monetize dispersion.

Tactical trigger: If foreign-born index tags 112±1 and credit widens >15 bps, execute the rotation.
Anonymous (ID: hYZQUvl9) No.60919145
>>60919093
Any other thoughts, for the sake of discussion?
Anonymous (ID: vUeMOWj1) No.60919236 >>60919975
>>60919036
Noticers have been noticing for year. Brain dead niggercattle like you are only "noticing" (being told by your jewish masters) now. Please keep up.
Anonymous (ID: jRWaMDy3) No.60919344 >>60919445 >>60920984
>>60918511 (OP)
They missed a huge opportunity not announcing this on 9/11
Anonymous (ID: BqoMB8dK) No.60919445
>>60919344
Checked and chuckled
Anonymous (ID: ylmTv8b+) No.60919975
>>60919236
“Jobs” are fake and gay and controlled by “budgets” that are just made up.
Anonymous (ID: lm715Q+M) No.60920007
This entire country is so fake and gay that we deserve several nukes.
Anonymous (ID: GrVWQ8rM) No.60920018 >>60920984
9/11k was an inside jobs
Anonymous (ID: QBQKLl7z) No.60920020
>>60918511 (OP)
>structural deflation
>after 16 years (arguably 32 years) of uncovered debt hyperinflation
wow that never happened before, not. Japan might have started but its by far not going to be the worst off down the road. The next 50 (optimistic) to 250 years (realistic) are going to be a baaaaad time, thanks to 40 years of boomer retardation
Anonymous (ID: sG9KIwgY) No.60920984
>>60920018
how hard is it to add numbers? why is there even a guy adding them?
>>60919344
k
Anonymous (ID: pIsV2Q2Q) No.60921213 >>60921220 >>60921222
I know this was completely on Biden's fault but it would be so funny if a recession happens and Trump gets the blame (as voters always do for sitting presidents). His entire team would be twisting themselves into preztles more than usual to explain this shit away.
Anonymous (ID: pIsV2Q2Q) No.60921220
>>60921213
>Biden's fault
Biden's watch
Biden would technically be partially responsible but it would be impossible to disentangle his involvement with the contribution from tariff and instability of the current administration.
Anonymous (ID: xs4JrLSR) No.60921222 >>60921228
>>60921213
This shit started because trump turned on the money printer during covid
Anonymous (ID: pIsV2Q2Q) No.60921228
>>60921222
Probably, but Biden did go on camera and brag about how his economic numbers were so great and people should be happy about what he's doing, it turns out he was basing that off of incomplete data and giving people the wrong idea.

I don't completely blame Biden for the current state, it's kind of hard to put a number on how responsible he was, but I don't think it was 0%.
Anonymous (ID: P6UN0f5G) No.60921234
>>60918726
I remember when they said 2 down quarters or something in the data no longer signals a recession, lol cope
Anonymous (ID: EyLCSv4I) No.60921278
>>60918551
Those were the numbers from the BLS under Biden. You are now aware of why he fired her.