Thread 60928096

lol

THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>60928096 (OP)
>>60928110
>id color
lmao

I'm so tired.

>>60928121
Dont believe a second link caused this schizo. It was cpi release.

>>60928096 (OP)
holy market manipulation

Just let it pump already. You lost.

It's over

>>60928133
Manipulation would be if it dumped before already. In this case the market got baited by its own expectations. Dont call everything manipulation

Once upon a time there lived a poor single mom and her adult son Chudjack. One day, Chudjack’s mother told him to get a job. Chudjack went to the job market and on the way he met a man who wanted to sell his bags. Chudjack asked, “What will you give me in return for my neetbux?” The man answered, “I will give you five magic internet beans!” Chudjack took the magic internet beans and gave the man his neetbux. But when he reached home, Chudjack’s mother was very angry. She said, “You fool! You were supposed to get a job not some fake internet money!” She threw the magic internet beans out of the window. Chudjack was very sad and went to sleep without masterbating.

The next day, when Chudjack woke up in the morning and looked out of the window, he saw that a huge green candle had grown from his magic internet beans! He climbed up the candle and reached Chainlink Labs. There lived a fat giant all by himself. Jack went inside the house and found piles of garbage strewn about.

While he was crying, the giant came home. The giant was very fat and looked very gay. Jack was terrified and went and hid inside. The giant cried, “Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the stench of a stinky linky. Be he alive, or be he dead, I'll dump 700k tokens on his head!” Then Chudjack screeched, “There is no bagholders in here!” So, the giant ate his food and then went to his room. After raping his pillow the giant took out his sacks of gold coins, counted them and kept them aside. Then he went to sleep. In the night, Chudjack crept out of his hiding place, took one sack of gold coins and climbed down the candle. At home, he gave the coins to his mother. His mother was very happy and they lived well for sometime.

After some days, Chudjack once again climbed the candle and went to the giant Sirgay's castle. Chudjack met the gay fat giant’s new wife, Dave and asked for some food. The giant’s wife gave him 3 Mc Chickens. But while Chudjack was eating, the giant came home. “Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the stench of a stinky linky. Be he alive, or be he dead, I’ll dump 700k token on his head!” cried the giant.

The giant had a magical frog that could post the same worthless post over and over for 5 years. While the giant slept, Chudjack took the frog and was about to leave. Suddenly, the magic frog cried, “What was that!" His mouth agape. The giant woke up and saw Chudjack with the frog. Furious, he ran after Chudjack. But Chudjack was too fast for him. He ran down the candle and reached home. The giant followed him down. Chudjack quickly ran inside his house and fetched his neetbux. He began to buy more link bags with the neetbux and the candle suddenly collapsed. The giant fell and died.

Chudjack and his mother were now even further in poverty and they lived miserably ever after.

Scam wicked both ways...

>>60928448
>>60928452

have you guys realized you missed the bullrun yet

THE Cuckolds of crypto

>>60928516
1Y
BTC +98%
ETH +84%
LINK +122%

>>60928516
AAAAAADDEEEEEEM KEEEEYSER THE SUCCESS FACTORY

>>60928527
LOL man you people are fucking sick

btc is 50% over ath
eth at 95% of ath
sol at 90% of ath
bnb is 40% over ath

and on and on it goes

>>60928553
the claim was "missed the bullrun" not "still below ATH"

>>60928544
>AAAAAADDEEEEEEM KEEEEYSER THE SUCCESS FACTORY

you let him rattle you way too hard

never marry and investment kid

>>60928555
>>>60928553 (You)
>the claim was "missed the bullrun" not "still below ATH"

i don't think you wanna go down that route
you realize the bull didn't start in '25 right?

it's ok to admit you missed it boy
no need to let your ego lose you more money

>>60928557
Honestly, I enjoy Adem-posting. It's all fun and games. I mean, we are all cursed holding Link.

THE wife and kids of biz

>>60928565
Ok let's pick another arbitrary time period

Since Jan 2019
BTC +2771%
ETH +2741%
LINK +5949%

>>60928096 (OP)
Chainlink is pumping
Hahahahahaha

>>60928096 (OP)
It's pumping too much, deploy a cataclysmic event to stop it

>>60930363
This is not pumping yet. When it pumps it will change the world. Normies will be needing news reports to understand.

Could it be happening... tonight?

>>60928096 (OP)
because I bought 51 linkies. thank me later nigs

>>60931855
Thank you, Rngesus.

FUUUUUUUUCK


NN NN NN NN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGERSSSSSS

THE cuckolds of crypto!

>doubled my long at $23.8
feels good, im making so much fucking money and the actual pump has barely started... if we go to $50 within the next few weeks I will actually have made it

>>60928096 (OP)

THE

>>60930363
I love this little guy. What a mascot!

market responded positively(!) to the polymarket news

>>60934929
Nope, whole market pumped, Link doesn't pump on its own, maybe 2-3 times in 8 years

>>60935430
Thats just market following LINK