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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60929574

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

How can I browse at work if you guys keep putting pedophile OP images?

>>60931662
Affirmative

>>60931663
How about you work instead you nonce?

What if it crashes over weekend?

>>60931662
I sold my ETF holdings too early sirs.

Money stacked, thinking about leveraging SP500 until fed rate cuts. Also what's gonna pump TODAY?

Fannie

Is there any reason to believe there is going to be a dump soon? The sentiment here seems to have changed to bearish?

>>60931698
Pussy?

>>60931704
Mae be

>>60931662
?
literally crabbing

thoughts on adobe?
earnings were positive and it is at a discount now

>>60931724
I buyed FIG yesterday at 52 dolla.

>>60931727
my condolence

>>60931724
Dead company walking

Is it ever worth "rebalancing" when there are taxes to be paid?

I am not good at math but intuitively my brain says I should only ever rebalance by buying more of one thing, never by selling something which has tax implications.
Am I right?

>>60931731
Why, it's already up 5 dolla benchod.

TLTR on circle?

when is interest rate cut?

>>60931755
next week
unless powell has a giggle

Powell needs to cut rates by at least 2% to save America's economy

1 (one) bacon egg and cheese bagel cost $7.49
Inflation is out of control
Hedge with GOLD

when I make enough money on my stocks I will hire two extremely hot hookers to lick my asshole and then I will fart in their faces and throw them out
simple as

Well well well faggot.

Can any euroniggers check the FNMA price right now?
Is it really 16?

>>60931894
What are the chances it actually goes public? If it does there is still fuckloads of runway left, but if it doesn´t then at these prices it´ll be an eternal baghold.

>>60931724
Adobe is doing it's best to lose grip on the market with shitty practices. But if you buy at current price and it has at some point a change in leadership or something and changes course it would be a good one but for long term.

>>60931894
13.40€

>>60931724
Bad product

>>60931802
soon you'll pay 16 for that and be happy

>>60931747
It did this when it was trading at $85 when it briefly went back to $90. It did it again when it went from $68 to $77. These moves always needed it to be trading between 1.5 to 3 times the previous days' volume. What do you think will happen when the volume cools to a couple million per day again?

No one has yet to explain to me why a company that is estimated to only make a little more than one billion of revenue and 250 million in earnings a year should be trading any higher than $30. Just be aware and mind your gains. The likelihood of it eventually continuing down is still there.

Everyone and their mom is buying gold. How do we profit, stock-wise talking without betting against?

The whole market is pumping because Oracle signed a deal with OpenAI for $300 billion to build data centers, but OpenAI is burning investor cash like there's no tomorrow so where the fuck are they going to get the money? Not to mention the power grid can't handle the increased demand and there's been zero proof that this thing they're calling "AI" is able to significantly boost corporate productivity. It's absolutely fucking insane.
If a midwit like me can see this scam for what it is, then I assume the Wall Street people can too, so why are they doing this? What's their endgame?

I was hoping Dell was going to go down in the pre market. If it goes up today I'm going to be financially bored.

>Pic unrelated, but it tastes very good

Taxation is state terrorism on it's own citizens.

In this moment, I am euphoric.

>>60931947
What you are doing here is just stuffing your head with unadulterated FUD. Turn off your brain and buy on margin. Just go full retard. Not even joking here. Just do it.

>>60931656 (OP)
Ahh fuuuuuck my diiiiiiick

>>60931973
I will not turn off my brain. I will not go full retard. I can remain rational longer than the market can remain solvent.

>>60931980
i admire the optimism but we are deep in clown world my friend

>>60931973
Who is this cum juicer?

>>60931987
When companies start giving out genuinely insane numbers it's a sign we're close to the peak. Suspension of disbelief only goes so far.

Will IBM ever recover

>>60931901
People have been bagholding since 2009
ACKKman has a target of 30, dootch 20.
Stockwits 50-100
>>60931913
How much is that in real money

>>60931996
so what company is giving insane numbers my small hatted friend
can you show your portfolio shorting them?

>>60931724
Boomernomics would tell you it's a strong value buy, solid company, but I'm not a boomer and I realize only growth is what matters and Adobe will not for a long time be seen again as a darling.

>>60932002
I just said, Oracle.
I'm not shorting for the same reason I don't jump in front of trains.
>>60931737
>Dead company walking
People keep saying this and they keep growing earnings lol.

Isn't it bizzare that the largest company in the US, with a balance sheet in the trillions is a fucking OTC stock with almost 0 institutional holding?
All of the kikerock ETFS use their MBSes but not the actual stock

>>60932010
then the numbers are not insane my jewish friend
I would recommend you ask your rabbi for additional training you are clearly not up to the task

>>60932015
Just don't trade (at a high volume) what you don't understand. Shrimple as.

>>60932017
>then the numbers are not insane my jewish friend
You can rationalize any number if you're dumb enough.

>>60932027
>reality is insane because havvah nagillah havvah

>>60931724
>adobe
/biz/ missing out as usual

>>60932023
What am I missing about this crust bitch fannie then

>>60932038
if you don't take your boyfriends crustginity lmao ur lyf

oilbros I just solded, it's going to pump now

Buy SLON.

>>60931988
Don't you dare speak like that about my waifu. Well, one of them.

>>60932002
Don't waste time with him. Bears gonna bear, it's just how it is.

>>60932056
i dint mind honest bears but these fake ass bitches piss me off
i know i'm more bullish than is sane but fuck that shit, nvda to the moon

>>60932015
What are you talking about?

FUCK
YOU CANT EVEN BUY THIS SHIT PREMARKET AND ITS UP 50C FROM CLOSE
FUCK I FINALLY FIND A DECENT FUCKING TRADE AND I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TIME TO STACK
IM SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY FOR NOT BUYING IN AUGUST I WAS SCARED OF HOLDING FUCKING BOOMER BAGS

Morning frens
What are the chances next week is a "sell the news" kinda week?

>>60932091
Don't be dumb dumb.

>>60932102
The $20 is taking that into account
They can not be cocksuckers though and let it run up which will make them much more money

>>60932107
I once interviewed with them in DC. It was a weird experience in 2011. They were leasing this building and maintenance wasn't being done so all these parking lot lights were broken.

How long until PLTR tops

>>60932113
Old swag.

can you burgers please not dump everything today so we can end the week on a positive note

>>60932126
It is profit taking day!

>>60932120
?
Already did

Miners are the most overvalued sector right now

>>60932126
you have nothing to fear
until witching next week

i bought puts, and the market decides to go up for a fifth straight day this week?

>>60932143
It is red on the dow and crabbing on nasdaq. Hardly going up. If it takes that little to hurt you then you made a mistake.

>>60932143
perhaps you should have consulted the bogdanoffs before making your pointless gamble
we live at their pleasure

>>60932164
They both died from being unvaxed, so they say.

>>60932134
>tech
P/E ratios of 400
>humble miners
P/E ratios of 20

you watch your tongue

>>60932170
>died
it seems you are the one who stroked out from being vaccinated
how can you kill a god?

>>60932123
I'll give you a common share for that

>>60932177
You kill a God by being in their protected pocket dimension. At least according to Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalyps.

>>60932187
life is not a game my pathetic jewish friend
a god is powered by belief and pure fucking will
so long as we believe in their divinity they will be divine and bless us with gains

>>60932193
>god is powered by belief
Hallowed are the Ori.

>>60932091
why is the government involved in this shit

>>60932199
and those parasites who mock them will be doomed to being eternally rugged

All iPhone models still available for Day 1 pickup.. Usually by now this would not be possible.

AAPL finna crash

ONDS anon continues to not be a faggot. Dunno if I'll hang on for that $30 he mentioned but I cashed out 1/3 at 3x so it's all house money now.

>>60931656 (OP)
uoooh…

>>60932177
>how can you kill a god?
What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

look how teeny tiny the 2008 financial "crisis" is compared to 2020 covid, 2022 inflation and sprint 2025 tariffs

>>60932208
they could just start releasing new phones every two years when the improvements are so small compared to last years models

>>60932208
I am getting a base 17

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60932220
2008 is like a 40% drop lol.

>>60932214
https://soundcloud.com/musicbyallinall/argonians-are-property-dunmer-trap

>>60932229
Get your mom an iPhone!

>>60932220
anon are you just learning about percentages for the first time

why is stonks so ez

>>60932229
That's the best value phone if you need an upgrade. Similar to my 16 pro in many ways. I'm disappointed the 17 pro isn't more of an upgrade. Mine is still 100% battery life.

>adobe rugpulling already
Aaaaaaaa I bought za top

>>60932235
Unironically I promise that to her. She’s still using a base 11 I want to make her happy a bit

The fucking hell was that on NVDA?
>>60932230
Based

>>60932238
Exactly. It has every feature you need now there was basically no reason to get a pro. And it can last five years probably.

>palladium pumping
>SBSW doing nothing
Fucking South Africans this stock is so fucking treacherous and disconnected from its underlying commodities

Give em hell uhhhh *checks port* WOLF and …. MSTR
What the fuck am I doing again

>>60932244
Just saw an article on in investing com Saying Nvidia is out because Alibaba has no its own chips

>up down up down up down
schizo market

>>60931929
I got stopped at 55 dolla

>>60932258
all that matters is the will to power the modern era belongs to theta gang and our divine lord crabitha

Why don’t we post battlestation setups? A trader is only as good as his milieu permits

uhh.... activate the V please

>>60932259
Yeah, this pullback was inevitable. Yesterday was basically a mini short squeeze. I'm glad you kept your gains.

>>60932263
Forgot to attach picrel

>>60932263
what cuckoldry is this
a master on a 100 dollar laptop makes billion dollar supercluster cucks bow in worship

>>60932245
I want from the XR to the 16 Pro. That was a great upgrade.

>ZONE is buying dogecoin
>apparently there are rumors of a dogecoin ETF in the future
is there an actual use case for dogecoin or are people buying it just because they hope it will become a meme again

>>60932269
That looks like a slav bath where multiple people use the bath water to save money.

>not low enough to buy
>not high enough to sell

BORING

>>60932274
I have the SE2 and I’ll wait until the SE3, iPhones are way better but any really solid features from the regular line will make it into the next poorfag model

>>60932220
thats why no one looks at linear charts

>>60932281
SE3 came out years ago. 16e replaced it this year.

>>60932277
Checked and thanks

>rugpulls in your path
AAAAAAAAAAA

>buy stock at $300
>Congratulations! You bought in at $304!
>immediately dumps to $298

I am being mocked

>>60932269
>>60932263
Old pic but here's mine

>>60932291
use a damn limit order

>>60932290
>buying boomer stocks
you going to invest in the penny farthing too nigga?

>>60932292
Unfathomably based
>>60932291
>average market order enjoyer

>>60932295
>boomer stocks
thats shitvida and broadshitcast and jewcrosoft and ziolantir

WHY THE FUCK IS DJT GOING DOWN I JUST FUCKING BOUGHT REEEEE-
oh. I just answered my own question. Its because i bought...
Fuck you bogdanoff..

Next week on /smg/
Please look forward to it

which oracle call should i go in?

>>60932292
I used to live like that. I still do, but I used to, too.

>>60932297
Damn you have sharp eyes
>>60932304
Why anon, this is the one stock orange man isn’t allowed to manipulate

OUT OF MY WAY NIGGERS

>>60932305
ay yo what?
you can publically trade a soccer team?
am I a completely ignorant retard?

how are you able to do this?
and why is the price so low when they're one of the biggest teams in the world?

something's fishy here

There aren't any newly-minted ORCL baggies ITT, are there?

XTRAF ripping in decent volume this morning.

>>60932317
Just options gamblers touching it

i forgot the nintendo stream fuck

Oh good we're getting a V before it hit my stop losses

TSLA +6% yesterday
+5% in the first 30 minutes today
because why the fuck not?

>>60932310
It is a 55 inch 4k oled so it is pretty clear. LG C4. I do use chrome zoom on most websites.

LMAO WBD is a fucking joke.
The company announces record profits and beats expectations of more than 200%, the stock plummets.
Now the stock is surging like never before because some boomer wants to buy it.

>>60932322
I forget sometimes that loads of people don’t set stoploss or profit takers when you buy. It’s like nobody here has been an actual gambler

>>60932324
Elon saw him become #2 richest in the world for a few hours and said fuck no

I'd strongly suggest cashing out a bit today though because
1. It's Friday
and 2. What goes up must come down anyway

>1dte puts I sold yesterday currently -71%
Thanks for playing! No refunds.

>>60932305
Thanks I was looking for this but couldn't find it on X.

Cracker barrel I'll be interested in how much more cash they burned.

>>60931745
>but intuitively my brain says I should only ever rebalance by buying more of one thing
There are multiple things to consider. Do you only buy stocks you intend to hold forever? Does it make sense to put more money into your poorest-performing stocks, instead of letting winners ride? Can you actually rebalance in a reasonable time frame if your top stock had gone nuclear?
If you've held onto a stock for more than 1 year, your profits would be considered qualified capital gains. Capital gains tax rates are progressive, and the first tier, up to about $40K, is taxed at 0%.
If you are worried about your gains, and you need to move around more than $40K, my suggestion is that you just bite the bullet and pay the tax. The system has been good to you, so give some back to the system. After that, regularly rebalance every year so you can avoid this in the future. One strategy I like is to rebalance into something you'd truly never sell, like an index ETF.

>>60932341
writing options really makes you feel like a Bogdanoff, doesn't it?

>>60932343
Pic related
>This is old now, but since then their cash has fallen to really low levels.

ETHZ bros… we eating good

>>60932352
It's really amazing what kind of retarded options you can sell to algos/gamblers

>>60932356
Maybe people realized that cracker barrel is terrible and the only people who go there are old boomers who don't have access to real diners

>RGTI swings +16% on no news
Alright, someone knows something, spill it.

>>60932290
It did the same thing in april, lots of bagholders from previous years dumping, then went to 420 which is fair price more or less then went back.

how do I get back into SPY5, I have sharded too soon, taskette

>>60931944
Buy puts on GLD

>>60931944
minors lag the price of gold
GDXY

>>60932363
People are sick.

>>60932356
The plan to relaunch the company is simple:
1.Fire the entire board (CEO included) and replace it
2.Take a massive amount of debts, huge loads of debt
3.With the money borrowed, open new locations in all of Europe; operate at loss for a while if necessary to suffocate the competition
4.Extremely violent marketing tactics, I am talking about fascist propaganda levels of marketing to the point where people will build a personality cult around the restaurants.
5.Cancel the divident for the first three years, put it back in a limited amount.
6.Spend the rest of the eternity repaying the massive debt along with the interests.
Company saved :=)

>>60932350
I only buy index funds but I'm not American

I can sell index ETFs tax free but the Bitcoin ETF has 15% tax on gains.
I don't want bitcoin to become too big a part of my portfolio because I always keep in mind that some very smart people have said to avoid it.

>>60932367
RGTI and QBTS have had these types of swings for nearly 2 years

>>60932332
but bulls say the stock is still super cheap

>>60932305
MANU seems like the sort of company i'd short

>>60932305
What are we thinking for General Mills and FedEx earnings boys?

Has AAPL become a dead, dusty, decrepit boomer play? It's not featured often as a heavyweight in momentum-based indices like SPMO.

>>60932328
When did it plummet? It's up 40% in the last 5 days

>>60932315
loads of teams are publically traded, they are businesses after all
>and why is the price so low when they're one of the biggest teams in the world?
Manchester United has been in the absolute shitter ever since coach Alex Fergunson retired over more than a decade ago

>I buy thing
>I even buy thing on a red day at -20% from its ATH
>ticker goes on a downtrend, doesn't climb back to my entry price for 2 or 3 quarters until I give up and sell, at which point it rockets up
It's my fate.

For the adobe anon who threw 10k at it prior to earnings did you manage to make some money selling on the open or are you bag holding long term?

>>60932341
Keep an eye on newdelhibets.

>>60932425
what are you in right now? what's your next play?

>>60932425
Israel thanks you for your donations

>>60932428
Hecla mining, the mother fucker has gone straight up for a couple of weeks.

>>60932098
every week is buy the hype sell the new donut bro

>>60932412
yeah its over they are driving the company to the ground with finance bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUG1PlqAUJk

Would you buy this chart?

everything is printing, feels good bros

AAPL recovery after sept event is ez money
MOOGLIES will get rich, 270 eoy
AMD calls have been on sale last week

>>60932412
it's a good company with some systemic issues in leadership and nearly zero innovation. they should put it on cruise control and raise the dividend, or shake it up with a new CEO

>>60932412
Next year they will be saying the fold is so innovative. Until then get your M5 ipad Pro and skip the boring 17 series iphones.

>>60932430
Can you buy KGC instead? I am shorting it.

>>60932204
>why is the government involved in this shit
big banks use the government to eat their losses so they can make more profits.

Wall Street is going to sell the news when the rate cut is delivered next week. Now's your chance to get out at a fresh nasdaq ATH. If you don't, you get what you deserve.

>>60932425
I mean, if you really trust the company. shouldn't you be putting more money into it as it's price falls and wait for it to hit the price you were originally intended to sell at?

XTRAF ripping even more, jesus.

>>60932237
>why is stonks so ez
its all %, post the % change for the day. Plenty of people make and lose millions during the daily price changes.

>>60932440
Nah all of the rest of my money is in spy monthlies.

>>60932425
I just did that with RXRX selling the literal 4.56 bottom at a loss before it rockets. Might buy back to get revenge and make it plummet

It's ogre

>>60932441
that does not sound like something i would want to invest in

>>60932435
I would FOMO in on the candle in the middle of 9/11 and 12 pm and then panic sell the bottom of the following red candle.

>>60932292
is that you lassen bro?

Zacks are such retards dude

>>60932371
answer me please

>>60932443
idk man its looking more and more like the sell button is broken or perhaps even removed like the dislike button on youtube

>>60932437
Apple 100% relies on being fashionable. Normies don't buy their shit because it's good (it's not, in fact it's very intentionally garbage). They buy it as a status symbol that holds weight among the herd. If the company itself isn't considered "innovative" or some other platitude, normies won't be willing to pay $2300 for a $350 phone anymore

>bought tesla 3x ETP long
>on the high on 29may the ETP was at 19 euro
>now the stock is 7% higher but the etp is still just at 15 euro
what is this fucking scam?

>>60932396
Not this big. RGTI is close to challenging its ATH right now.

So anons, this is my paper trading account, with all purchases being made by October or November last year.
I guess I can't take it by this that a correction at this point wouldn't be surprising?

what exactly is the news for tesla anyway? in just few days it pumped from low 300s to 400

whoops heh

>>60932381
That too much work. They just want their dividends and bonuses. The company is a piggy bank for them.

is it so fucking difficult to get a yes/no answer from you, do I sell gold or not. I cant invest money on my own Im financially illiterate

>>60932473
space had a grand reopening

>>60932451
so why is stonks so ez

>>60932461
>airpod style earphones
>ai assistant
>tactile home button
>camera res
Is there genuinely anything at all about modern smartphones or accessories that android or windows has ever done first

>>60932473
yeah what the christ
at least this time around i didn’t buy puts the day before tesla mooned, unlike april

>>60932470
>can't
Can*

Also, fincantieri was like 2 weeks ago, i want to see where it goes

>>60932470
Do you have a quarter million to trade with?

I just talked with my Thai girlfriend, she was looking at jobs to do because she's out of work.
She mentioned one job was paying 50 baht/ hour and was dead serious about working there as a side gig. That's like $1,5 / hour.
>mfw I secretly have a portfolio of €860K

>>60932460
Broken for retail. They're euphoric, and Wall Street has been happily filling their orders at the ask for the past 6 months despite worsening fundamentals across the board. And Wall Street will happily unload a massive pile of overpriced shares on retail and buy them back in 2 years when retail capitulates.

>>60932461
they installed a finance bro after jobs left. its a company that slowly but surely is dying if they don't get rid of those parasites. apparently just a couple years ago apple was in double digits stock valuation and then this guy came and put all focus on pumping the stock but not so much on making interesting products

>>60932462
3x leverage means 3x gains and 3x losses

>>60932479
why would you sell gold nigger what the fuck could possibly cause gold to decrease in price? Even if it does drop it's on a clear uptrend. BUY BUY BUY

>>60932461
I'm not so sure. The alternatives are chinkshit, Pixel and Samsung. The latter two aren't that much cheaper and the first is well...chinkshit. I've been on the chinkshit for a while but after the battery on my Xiaomi got nuked after 2 years I'll be looking at the cheaper Apple models for sure, helps that they are the 'cool' phones ofc.

>>60932486
No, that's a paper trading account. My real portfolio is way poorer

>>60932479
I doubt anyone here told you to buy gold. So why should anyone here tell you to sell it.

>>60932297
is that a tv or a monitor I can't tell

>>60932488
i'll pay her 50 baht an hr to jack me off. She has a penis right?
how get thai gf

>>60932488
Do not let her take all your shit please.

>>60932483
Yeah, implementing it all well, and without planned obsolescence or blatant throttling, and selling it at a reasonable price. If Apple doesn't continue to innovate and be fashionable, normies won't give a shit about their past track record.

>>60932495
That's my point. You need a paper account that can develop a strategy you can do.

>>60932503
is adding more cameras and taking away headphone jacks really innovative? it's literally just tech fashion this isnt 2005 apple isnt innovative

>>60932483
>ai assistant
isn't that what everyone is complaining about not working and having to get Google in to fix?

>Dithered too long and failed to buy IONQ yesterday before it pumped in the afternoon
I'm such a fucking retard.

retards see iphones through their GPU upgrade autism lens, normies don't care about specs, they want stuff that works (which apple is good at) and is considered fashionable, people have disposable income or they don't mind financing a new phone for $50-80/mo, also even waitfags eventually have to upgrade their phones every 4-5 years, finally compared to android's lack of support apple actually delivers long term iOS support

long AAPL

>>60932491
yes obviously but it doesnt behave 3x
its up 10% now when the base stock us up 6%
it should have been 18% up if it is a 3x

I fomo'd in at open against all instincts and with my asshole clenched
damn

>>60932494
apple has the worst battery life i have seen. if i open the broker app i can literally watch the battery percentage decrease multiple times in a minute. probably why they by default hide it and only show a vague battery icon

>>60932499
>how get thai gf
honestly, just come here.
>>60932502
No, I'm not a sucker, we still pay 50/50 when we go out to eat kek

>>60932496
>I doubt anyone here told you to buy gold. So why should anyone here tell you to sell it.
I have sold SOXL based on the sentiment here at 17, now its 28

>>60932451
>its all %
poorfag cope

Quantum pumping today if nothing else

>squints at TSLA
well I don’t have the balls or funds to risk 0dte puts, so here goes buying back into TSLZ…?

Guys I have a question
How much can I realistically expect a stock to rise for investments?
Would historical maximum price be that point?
New to this stuff, got some Apple before the launch of their new product so I would like to know what is realistic to expect

>>60932462
For leveraged ETFs to work in your favor, you have to do something counterintuitive - you have to buy through the dips. Catch the knife, all of it.

>>60932479
>do I sell gold or not
it depends on your situation. If you are desperate for the money you may not have a choice. If you can keep it then do not sell becasue the price will continue to rise.

>>60932473
Elon saying they're pivoting to robots, again, by the third time.
It's the saudi meme stock, that's all it takes

>>60932512
As a person who switched to Apple because I got sick of needing a custom rom to get my android phone to work, I agree. I get sick of playing around and just want things to work. Same as why my creality 3D printer sits idle. I'll gladly pay more if it works without needing to work on it a lot.

>>60932503
No is easier. I don’t hate android and if you’re committed you get a better phone but they make money from harvesting data and optimising hardware by outsourcing and cost cutting. Apple is slow and misses a lot but they actually do innovate to an extent that makes everyone else 100% following their lead

>>60932518
honestly, I've been to thailand 4 times and never got a girlfriend. I have no desire to be around women

>>60932522
I've made $22k in one day, am I still a poor fag?

>>60932516
Both google and apple have said that showing battey percent all the time increases battery drain. Both have the option to disable and enable percentage.

>>60932527
>How much can I realistically expect a stock to rise for investments?
What's your time horizon? A day? A year? A decade? 50 years?

>>60932532
at least with android you could do that. with apple if you don't like something you just have to deal with it. fucks sake you can't even reduce the image compression on the camera or change super basic shit like the iso value or do anything to the built in junk raping the battery and the app selection is more limited too

why the fuck didn't you people tell me about this shit a few months ago

>>60932545
discord members only info

>>60932543
I'll check in on it weekly, but I meant like a year at least.
For Apple, I got one extra to sell once it dies down after their launch

>>60932506
There's not much strategy to what I do, whatever money I can keep at the end of the month I just throw into companies with good fundamentals and hope for it to beat the s&p500, and I also try and not disperse myself in too many companies. I only own two of those companies in my real portfolio, with like 95% of my money in the best performing one and the other 5% in another company I bought at the start of this month because i figured the price for the main one was getting too expensive for buying.
As for that paper account, i figured it would be useful if i could use it to track all the companies i could have had invested in, when i was researching for stocks at the end of last year

>>60932534
>I have no desire to be around women
>been to thailand 4 times
so you unironically go for the ladyboys?

Oh my fucking god it keeps going up.

>>60932541
basic signalling theory suggests that you offering a one time anecdotal win is an attempt to deflect from the underlying truth of your net worth, so yes. it's not just my opinion either, you believe it too, otherwise you would have answered differently.

>>60932527
>How much can I realistically expect a stock to rise for investments?
stocks can go to zero, or decline and stay down. The market, CEO have a lot to do with it. Also, big players can drive stock prices down for a long time. If you bought PLTR when it was $7 you would have 22x your money already. Lots of stocks 2x or 5x, so if you are careful and invest you can make some good money. ETFs are generally less risky and still produce 15 to 25% annual returns, but also have some steep corrections. Time in the market matters, do not panic sell when there is a correction. develop a strategy, don't gamble.

>>60932526
What's the catalyst for it to spike like this?

>>60932516
Well the Xiaomi model I have came with like a 120 watt charger. Turbocharges 0 to a 100 in half an hour. But obviously this means higher current and thus higher losses so the battery degrades faster. Now the phone sometimes shows it is at 100% charge for 40 minutes and sometimes goes from 50% to 10% in 20 minutes. The battery is probably cooked but the battery power display software is at fault as well. Xiaomi Miu OS is famously shit, which I found out after buying of course.

Gotta love zero context bait posts

>>60932544
Only a small number of people care about those things. I don't. Apple has way more efficient RAM usage than Android. It was a major reason I switched. Even with less RAM than a comparable android phone it is more snappy.

Im in over my head here
im not actually supposed to make money so im spooked
do i actually hold this shit in the hopes that trump doesn't personally rugpull me?
i honestly fomo'd in money i can't really lose this morning, my last 2k

>>60932549
For a year in a bull market, anywhere from 15% to 30% unless you pick a loser. Then it could go down. So really anywhere from -60% to +40% depending on your choices

>>60932545
They were also 'eyeing it' during the first Trump admin and nothing came of it. If it does happen its an easy 2x from even these prices but the risk is that if it doesn't happen you baghold for 40 years.

>>60932495
>My real portfolio is way poorer
make a paper portfolio that represents what you can actually invest, not millions you do not have. You need to see what you can actually expect.

choo choo, all aboard

final stop: triple digits

>>60932568
Well if you REALLY can't afford to lose it, then yeah you should take profits, though you shouldn't have invested it in the first place, of course

>>60932551
no i go for the cheap rub and tugs

>>60932568
100% getting rugpulled because the admin is retarded and can't make up its mind about anything. Sell the news

>>60932513
it has to go up 3x from the 3x down. you'll never get 3x returns because of that.

NEW ATH
>NEW ATH
NEW ATH
>NEW ATH

>>60932556
I don't need to brag, nor compete. I am better off than you will ever be, and no I do not wish to explain further.

>>60932575
what kind of AI company is this?

Gentlemen.

>>60932426
I'm here.
The thesis is the same since april: around 350 is the floor and around 420 (or 430 now) is the fair price so I'm bagholding.
We'll see if the market agrees like the last time.

I can't find anything I want to invest in today. All cash bros we be suffering.

>>60932586
S-Sir?

>>60932586
BUILT FOR BIG BULL COCK

Divvies came in, this week netted 544.60 from a 46,443 account. A couple of monthlies boosted that
>>60932568
>i can't really lose this morning, my last 2k
Sounds like you should take profit

>>60932591
There was a whale entry alert for WOLF the other day and they’ve restructured

>>60932585
In <5 years, AI will recommend any fatty retard to seek out this drug to keep their liver healthy

>>60932571
to be completely fair last time around he sent a letter
now they're talking about it on TV and banks have targets on it while it's still an OTC
>>60932580
yes im 85% with you. but if it happens i will kms for missing out on 3-5x

>>60932488
How did u get a Thai gf?

>>60932488
Allocate some of your dividends to her in exchange for being a kept woman

>>60932574
alright I get it. but i couldn't help it. that account started off the bat 100k, i don't think i can go into the settings and have it lowered, at best just pretend that the fake money isn't there

>>60932597
I don't buy penny stocks.

IN 3 YEARS, MY INTEREST RATE WILL BE 5%

IS THERE ANY HOPE OF REFINANCING LOWER THAN THAT?

What the fuck is happening to TSLA?

>>60932590
Gotcha. You said it was gambling money so I was wondering if you were just playing earnings and selling the next day. What's your time horizon?

>>60932542
doesn't really make sense or they are full retard live polling it in some weird way

Right after covid it feels like every part of 4chan that isn't a subject-specific general or otherwise very constrained in subject matter is riddled with schizos blathering on about the most unhinged shit.
Something like old /b/ except more deranged and riotous if that's possible.

>>60932563
don't need ram when theres no apps. i used to have all kinds of shit on the cheap android with some 512 mb ram but the apel is just for boring stuff and sits unused most of the time

>>60932661
Still doesn't make any sense
The system must know its own percentage at all times for function sake.
Thus it's already polling it.
It just takes a small proper interface to make the information available for the applications, unless the program is polling the display every second this doesn't make sense.

I HATE FRIDAYS

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>60932674
now this is what a healthy market looks like

consider this case study. what does this tell you? btw im buying spy puts next

Ahh thats more like it

Is Micron a buy for investment burgerbros?
I wanna grow my portfolio in tbe nasdaq, currently going over core tech stocks.
Anything else I should invest in?

>>60932709
So far I've only really lost on Intel and Apple and a german consumer goods stock. Looking bright!

>>60932709
>Is Micron a buy for investment burgerbros?
Growth rate comparable to Dell. but more expensive.

>>60932627
-Model YL is sold out through October in China
-Despite all the bad press, Model Y and Model 3 are still the best selling pure EVs in Europe
-Q3 sales expected to outperform expectations because of the EV credit ending
-Robotaxis expanding in Texas and California, additional approvals in various states
-Possibly, some institutions are starting to include Optimus in their projections
-Elon's big package

Robotaxi is going to be the biggest catalyst for the rest of the year and the next. Tax credit-related boost obviously is a one time thing, and Optimus is still too early. But people in California are reporting that the cost of a ride is half of the competition. If things keep going this way, there are two plays here - long TSLA, short UBER.

>>60932709
Any recommendations are welcome even if you think I already got it, I don't know much about nasdaq so give me some pointers!
>>60932721
I guess I'll get MU on a dip and Dell also seems like a good one to add, thanks.

ii wish my broker had all this fancy stuff that allows making money even from crabbing and selling to others instead of buying myself and basically just gambling

>>60932736
just get another broker, fag

>>60932709
the key to Micron is how they execute on HBM

>market crabs to shit
> I buy 0dte spxbutterfly spreads and make money

Feels good not being a RETARD who cant do options bois

>>60932745
most of them have a difficult manual signup process. i don't have some fucking income statements, proof of address and even the id is somewhere idk

>>60932754
are you in EU? i don't understand why it's so difficult to provide all this info and open a good broker e.g., fidelity, sinorswim, heck even schwab or robin hood

>>60932750
fidelity keeps rejecting me :(

>>60932760
yeah. easier to just use the banks junk or the brok that allows signing up with the band id thing thats also used by government online services. all this manual paper shuffling for useless boomer office workers is a pain in the ass

>>60932771
just get IBKR, Degiro, or whatever

back to my natural bagholder state

>>60932765
Not using ibkr is full retard tier

Also lie in the questionnaire nobody cares

SPY will be an easy short especially when rate cuts make people buy like idiots.

So why has /biz/ had less people as of late?

Dump on wednesday
25 bepis cut

is it bad to read this thread if you want to become a winning trader, feels like I'm getting dumber

>>60932528
i did that with tesla
but thats not the problem

>>60932824
I find I get more out of it than I lose in mental stability.

>>60932581
so it IS scram?

>>60932833
I don't even know what you are talking about, but it is scams all the way down.

>>60932824
if its good enough to screenshot its good enough to inverse

>>60932833
leveraged ETF/ETPs are for day trading and options

First decent options deal I found all day.

BINI i can make a hostile takeover will a small portion of my wealth. is now the time?

Any other reit bros here?

>>60932638
3-4 months probably but It depends on the narrative really because the current price of adobe is purely based on narrative over data, it cracked a bit with the 2Q results, I hope it cracks a bit more now.
It's a company with a 35%roi, 4 years of +10% growth and a P/E 10 points below the industry average and the bear case is "they can't convince the new tik tok generation" when as i said befores +90% of their clients are governments and big companies in the creative sector.
https://finance.yahoo.com/video/adobes-position-ai-race-bull-151525646.html

so when i buy puts on SOXL near 28/29 it doesnt elevator down? whenever i have held it that shit cratered.

give me the most bullish thesis on being bearish rn. convince me why line shouldnt go up long term all of a sudden despite it being the case for the last 100 years.

This has to be the most retarded thing I've read today and I've been on /smg/ for the past 8 hours.

This co founder says he does not what the employees do but wants to get rid of 1200 of them. What a retard. Cause I'm sure over a thousand people are just standing around all day.

>>60932897
this is pretty bullish and but i wouldn't touch that stock with a 10 foot pole

>sold my oil stocks yesterday market was tanking has been for awhile it pumped a bit after the Qatar strikes and I saw that was my signal to get out
>out of no where it starts giga pupping again

This is like the 3rd fucking time I have sold at the wrong godamn time. I baghold for MONTHS and the day I sell the next day it pumps.

>>60932902
Musk did something similar. Fired everyone then realized he had to bring many back because they had critical functions.

Got 40k cash... nothing seems slurpable

>>60932908
yeah i remember when everyone said that twitter would crash any second and then it never did

>>60932915
My SHAK option order didn't go thru and now the stock went up 50 cents. Life is suffering.

>>60932915
KO is going down, hopefully it gets down under 60

>>60932923
I just think a company higher up should do a little research instead of telling the media they know nothing about the company. Made the guy look like a fool.

If you inherited two extra appartments and you already had your own place, would you rent them out or just sell them and put the money into your usual portfolio of index funds and ETFs?

Some rough numbers:
- They would bring in about 1100€ per month in rent in total (13,200€ per year), probably closer to 10,500€ per year after taxes before taking into account problems with tenants or maintenance
- They're worth about 400,000€ in total
- Withdrawing 4% from a portfolio of 400k in stocks and bonds is 16,000€ first year, adjusting for inflation after that. This should be safe for 30 years according to research.

My mom inherited them and she's already 67. But on the other hand, two apartments are real. Stocks and bonds is just a number on a computer screen.

someone alert Mexico that tariffs are actually bad!

Is this what the TAfags call a cup and handle?

>>60932938
Rent them out

>>60932897
I'm sure they aren't standing around.
They're shuffling about getting their third brunch and fifth coffee of the day, fiddle with the thermostat, post on instagram and send *very* important emails

>>60932938
Stocks and bonds are better because they are numbers on a computer screen and are not inventory that you have to upkeep

>>60932897
thats just normal in tech companies and how twitter and the like was able to fire a huge chunk on them as bad times came. what he means with not knowing is that they are not doing anything important

>>60932944
no handle here

>>60932908
Sometimes you have to break things a little bit to find out what's actually critical. Turns out most people at Twitter were not.
You can always hire people back, or hire new people, and set yourself back a couple of months. But if you let bloat run amok, that damage can last for years, if not become irreversible.

This is getting beyond retarded.

>>60932938
You would be an absolute full not to sell them.

>>60932940
I will not oppose mexico's tariffs until all the major news networks command me to, sorry bud i'm too smart to think for myself

>>60932938
>Withdrawing 4% from a portfolio of 400k in stocks and bonds is 16,000€ first year
poor people think like that. you use that portfolio as collateral

>>60932959
>>60932974
If they were mine I would sell them, because I can't deal with people. Tenants, handymen, repairs, maintenance, having to negotiate a raise every year, sob stories, non payment and so on. Yikes.

But my mom has time on her hands to deal with bullshit and she has no clue about index funds, ETFs, the 4% withdrawal rule and so on. I could explain it to her but I don't think she would accept that I know what I'm talking about.
I also feel that the stock market is kinda overvalued so I might be leading her into a trap. Imagine if she does that and then it crashes 50% like in 2008.

>>60932938
1,100 euros combined?
A single apartment by me would easily rent for about $1,000-$1,500 a month.

>>60929574
>>60929574
>>60929574
NEW

>>60932984
Yeah one is 2 bedrooms and could get about 700-750€ per month and the other one is very small and already gets like 350€.

Could get more if we spent a few thousand on upgrades because they are old. New insulated windows and balcony doors. New heating. New kitchen. But it would take years to pay it back.

>>60932985
Is that still even funny to you?

>>60932938
It depends on how much one is willing to deal with the hassles of owning property. Sometimes you have shit tenants. Your stocks/bonds won't call you at 2 am because the toilet is fucked.

>>60932973
bobochuds are eternal losers
the market is up millions of percent since it's inception
there are 100 year old bobos that know they are fucking losers
each shit and die
bullchads are eternal

>>60933011
When bears are getting crucified like this should make everyone still long stocks tremble with fear.

>>60932980
all the hassle of renting out property aside, the returns for property are more garanteed than the returns in stocks i would say. That's a scenario better suited for someone of old age in retirmend.
imagine being 70 and having to see your net worth be slashed -30% in a year because of some market shenanigans, even if it still recovers.

That one video of Kevin O’Leary listening to a younger landlord explain how he never raises rent for respectful and long-term tenants to foster loyalty and O’Leary confusedly goes, “What? Why would you ever do that?”

>>60932938
Take a heloc on the apartments for leverage and rent them out, fund the heloc payments with rental income (deductible).
The proceeds of the heloc go to the index fund which you withdraw from. This is the most tax optimal, safe and realistic because no sale is made, banks will take it as non-volatile collateral and you cannot get margin called on it because of the law and because they don't want to deal with real estate so they avoid it at all cost. They call it "refinancing", or something. You've basically got them by the nutsack.

buy buy buy FOMO!!!

>>60933027
it's like you dont even know how to jew

>>60933027
Kevin's one of the good ones

>>60933016
Yeah, there’s a reason why so many boomers own the most properties. Guaranteed income streams. To fund pickleball club fees and trips to Biarritz.

>>60933026
>now green YTD
the madman actually did it
all those europe sales slumping, canada sales slumping, his cheeky little salute
none of it matters

ROCKETMAN

>>60932884
Thanks

>>60933029
In our country there is actually 0% tax on gains from selling property and 0% tax on gains from selling UCITS (European) ETFs.
On the other hand, interest rates are ridiculous so getting a heloc would be very expensive.
Maybe (very questionable) to get a heloc in order to do upgrades in the apartment, but I doubt the increase in rent would make it worth it. I have the cash to do it but my mom doesn't and I'm not sure it's a good idea for me to put money into it.

happy friday

>>60933027
not raising rent is outsourced tax evasion

>>60933032
what's the appeal? looks like shit to me

>>60933052
lmao im not talk about this stock

wonder how that guy who sold a naked $660c to buy The Good Ham is doing

I'm happy to announce that I am now a long term bagh- I mean...Investor in the may fanny mortgage company.

GET IN HERE
>>60933060
>>60933060
>>60933060

>>60933049
You're wrong about rates, you don't take fixed rate heloc but variable rate. Fixed rate is basically variable rate plus insurance.
Rates go up when inflation goes up and your property price goes up with inflation. Rent is a % of your property price which depends on the region. In other words, it's all baked in. When inflation comes down, rates come down too which will impact liquidity of the property but not price as marked by the bank.

>>60932907
I think the pump was due to the massive drone strike Ukraine sent into Russia. Oil responds to geopolitical tensions so its likely going to be volatile going forward

>>60933026
the funniest part is that once the bear finally tries to become bull everything crashes like never before

>>60932364
It used to be good...

>>60932938
depends on what the regulations are like. I'm guessing from the euro-signs that they're a pain in the ass, so i'd just sell them.