Thread 60933942

>spent past two weeks doing almost nothing at work
>played so much fucking DOTA2
>feel like I'm on the verge of being found out after months of doing very little
>had meeting with manager this week
>he says the team is being dissolved in a reorganisation and I'm moving elsewhere

LOL

>>60933942 (OP)
I am always feeding with meepo

>working outside in the heat and sweating my ass off making 60k a year
It's not fair.

What non software engineering remote jobs do y'all have? SWE feels like the worst because you actually have to build something from time to time

>>60934055
>What non software engineering remote jobs do y'all have?


There's plenty. Pretty much any job where you work a desk and attend meetings frequently. I'm a contract manager and work hybrid. I think it's odd that so many think you need to be highly skilled and highly paid to work remote lol

I'm the one who always shits up these threads with the "I actually put in effort when working from home" posts.
Well, not anymore. My managers buck broke me. I'm doing the minimal effort and practicing leetcode on company time. I have an interview scheduled next week and it will be on company time. I cook and do chores on company time. FUCK these incompetent sociopathic cunts.

>>60933942 (OP)
>spent last week literally doing nothing but ms.teams meetings from 9AM to 5PM
>this week a bit busy tho. Got legit design documents that i need to finish on
>And i did finish those documents.
>hundreds of pages, but still easier than the homework in my univ years
>spend free time on /vg/'s /agdg/, devving my solodev indie game
>literally 5 hours ago, i got jackpot on HIFI, like legit pure luck.
>im literally a millionaire now (yes, i have closed my longs. I am truly free)
>almost got heart attack 3 hours ago. Got nosebleed from the shock

This is literally, and i mean LITERALLY the best day in my life. Such a blessing to finally be those oldfags that made it, after years of cycling coins

>>60934260
Disclaimer: i am not trying to shill HIFI. That coin will dump, believe me. Im just so happy right now that i wanna brag kek

>>60934055
I work two days rom home as an art historian, could easily get away with 3 to 4 if policy would let me.
Either I work 20 times faster than any of them or they genuinely have no clue how little I'm doing.
It's comfy but boring at times.

>>60933942 (OP)
my company said we will have to go back to the office next year. I will not be going back

>>60934367
Stay comfy anon

>>60933942 (OP)
Jenkins needs to do an expose on you faggots, I know you’re AFK in base to answer an urgent call from your boss

I sell insurance remotely, work from 6am to 3pm and make $8000 to $9000 a month depending on sales, no benefits except 401k and profit sharing at end of year though. My wife works in sales too and makes $6000 a month on a good month but has benefits so it works out.

We also have a couple properties we collect rent and profit from.

>>60934262
Buy an ad faggot

>>60934367
instead of quitting, drag it out as long as possible and make them fire yhou

1 year accounting experience (public)
How do I embellish my resume and get a comfy private/industry accounting WFH job where I do jack shit?

>>60934260
how did you know it was gonna pump? How much did you have in it? Did you actually sell?

>>60934367
WFH jobs are drying up anon. Even hybrid jobs cuck you with only 1 day remote these days. The vast majority of remote jobs are just a legacy from the covid era, or are a perk to keep hyper-talented knowledge silos.
I think remote jobs will make a comeback once gen-Z will start taking over management roles (this is coming from a millenial), but it will take decades until we reach there and I will probably be early-retired by then.

>>60934459
Actually terrifying.

>>60935943
What, exactly it’s pretty comfy

>>60934032
blame OP boss not OP.
Not saying OP innocent; but even if he changed it changes nothing. This is a top down failure of leadership

I'm noticed the other /wfh/ers at my my work are using copilot to write emails. Would you stoop this low?

>>60934459
> my wife works in sales

>>60939262
She works from home so she does use knee pads during break ;) jealous?

Hey anon, can anyone who works at a tech company (dev) offer any tips on how to do nothing and never get caught?

>>60939307
if by home you mean my home then yes she does use knee pads.

>>60939315
>tips fedora
I will never recover from this exchange

>>60934055
information security which is basically just playing with bullshit spreadsheets, powerbi, and some iam tool like sailpoint