Thread 60933968

Obesity rates are about to drop hard

>>60933968 (OP)
Nah mexicans be fatter than Americans. There is like a bell curve to a lot of things. Poor poor people are skinny. Rich poor people are obese.

>>60933968 (OP)
Have they tried eating bugs? They're nutritious and cheap.

>>60933975
>There is like a bell curve to a lot of things.
just a heads up, a more eloquent way to express this is by saying that a property is 'normally distributed'

>>60933988
The results will be bigly on how good I be talking after this advice, anon, thanks!

>>60933982
okay but bugs? oh and pods?

>>60933968 (OP)
Why don't they just move back home with their parents?

lmao, 35-year-old boomerlennial here, I've been OMAD for a decade+ and the last doctor I had was a pediatrician, now I live in a one-bedroom condo unit that's nearly paid off and have a net worth of $1.4 million thanks to crypto investments that lets me NEET all day. All this to say, one in five zoomies might just be based enough to make it, as soon as they realize rentoidism is a scam, anyway.

>>60933968 (OP)
I am broken too and only have two meals per day. I haven’t seen a doctor for 5 years.

>>60933968 (OP)
Nah, just means they're skipping the avocado toast and switching to Nutella sandwiches and McDonalds $5 meal deals. Plenty of ways to fat as fuck on a tight budget.

>>60933968 (OP)
Okay but how many meals do the people skipping normally have?
This better not be some "had to skip second cheesecake brunch to pay rent" or some such nonsense

>>60933968 (OP)
They're skipping meals because they're buying mcslop meals for a family and eating it all on their own.

None of these kids know how to cook, even if they do they're so addicted to cheap slop that they won't cook.

I'm on the Brian Johnson blueprint diet. My energy levels improved day 1, have not had a daily nap since. Feel great everyday, just eating a ton of vegetables and 150g chicken or beef max per day with dinner. It's unironically so easy, idk why I thought it would be hard. I'm 800 calories below my daily maintenance and feel full and satisfied all day long. Vegetables are the real deal

REJECT the modern American poison diet. Embrace whole nutritious food, don't smoke or drink and you will stop ageing. I've done this so I can outlive all my enemies and laugh as they die while I was silently delaying my ageing process simply by rejecting Jewish food. And yes, I have 310 ETH staked and have earned 10 ETH through staking since beginning in 2023

They skip meals to buy drugs and coffee at starbucks
also they buy premade dogshit at 5x the price of regular food

>>60934089
>Embrace whole nutritious food
>eats mostly vegetables
Bruh...

t. eating a diet consisting mostly of grilled salmon

>>60933975
Mexicans "are" fatter.
t. Mexican who is leaner and speaks better english than you.

>>60933968 (OP)
Useless survey based statistic

Every zoomer I know doesn't cook and just doordashes every meal from the same five places

>>60934105
Reddit is where dumb people go to act smart, 4chan is where smart people go to act dumb. Also I'm very lean. Anime-esque even.

>>60933998
Thanks for making me smile on an otherwise rough day.

>>60934124
Oh yeah, I can totally see it.

>>60933968 (OP)
We eat high calorie slop to compensate

>>60933988
Normally distributed is not always the same as a bell curve. For example you could say a supply and demand curve is normally distributed, but it is not a curve that looks like a bell.

>>60934160
That's what I been'd thinking

>>60934160
So... what does a bell look like?

I'm so glad I'm Italian and live with my mom at 34 kek. She is a great cook. I spent all morning at the beach and in the afternoon my mom prepared me a natural squeezed juice while I was trading on hyperliquid. Now I'm listening to some music while I smoke some lucky strike cigarettes. I live like fucking nobility.

>>60933968 (OP)

>and people still think we're going to have an altseason

LMAOOOOOOOO Normies ain't coming back. Even IF they wanted to, they can't fucking afford to. It's over.

>>60934180
There's a reason TOTAL SHITALIAN DEATH is law giuseppe

>>60933968 (OP)
i'll believe it when i see it lmaoooooo

>>60933968 (OP)
>oh no how will gen z live without their 4 meals and 3 snacks a day
it would take a heart of stone not to laugh, and I don't have a heart of stone.

>rent is so high the average college intern can't afford it, so they're selling their plasma!
Bro why not just live with your parents at that point. The "move out before 25" culture was outdated 10 years ago, it's not even actually possible for normalfags under 25 now.

>>60934089
I eat dollar menu slop on a semi-regular daily basis and I had a guy threaten to call the manager on me when I was buying alcohol because he didn't believe I was as old as I said I was/thought I was a college student with a fake id.

I'm 39

>>60933968 (OP)
Puts on Novo Nordisk?

>>60934160
>For example you could say a supply and demand curve is normally distributed, but it is not a curve that looks like a bell.
Uhhh you do know that "bell shaped curved" and "normal distribution" always refer to a Gaussian distribution right? Ya know, proportional to exp(-x^2)? That kind of bell. I don't think I've ever seen a Gaussian supply and demand curve desu.
t. not an econfag tho

>>60934118
How do they afford that lol. Tried doing it once and it costs so much.

>>60933968 (OP)
Poverty will make people eat more because they will think they are hungry when they dont eat 3 sloppified meals a day.

>>60933968 (OP)
no, you can get obese very cheaply nowadays, also they propably gamble a lot of their money, that's why they don't have for basic necessities

>>60933968 (OP)
Truth be told, it’s more than likely zoomers are binging on video games and streaming services and are so distracted they forget to eat. That being said, colon cancer rates are skyrocketing amongst young people so they’re fucked whether they’re obese or not.

>>60934105
Right, Mexicans are not poor poor people. Poor poor people do not have enough to eat most of the time. Look to shitty places in Africa or India or Bangladesh, the average Mexican makes like 10x what they do

>>60934089
vegetables aren't good for you. they taste bad for a reason. eat ruminant meat and organs like our ancestors did, it covers every nutritional base.

>>60936243
if they were really poor they couldn't afford 3 sloppified meals in the first place

>>60933968 (OP)
cheap shitty food makes you fat
/thread

29 year old millennial here. I haven’t been to the doctor and dentist in 5 years. If you’re healthy, shit’s a scam

>>60933975
yes we call it the taco bell curve

>>60937246
The doctor I agree with. The dentist I'm not so sure? Well im 27, teeth can have all sorts of decay you dont know about until one day you wake up and shit hurts like a mother fucker, or worse gum disease because you never got any deep cleaning done in your life.

Doctors are scam yes, checkups scams ect. But dentist, nah.Obviously, Americans love their soda so I'm surprised they wouldn't go yikes.

>>60933968 (OP)
I only have two meals per day and have seen doctors for years.

>>60933968 (OP)
>22%
Literally a nothingburger.