Thread 60940173

le heckin "reserve" hahaha. You guys keep falling for it over and over

>raises $10B in capital to run a separate company

>in return, gives investors a $10 starbucks gift card

>you: duuuuuuuuuude i won

you guys arent the brightest bulbs

>duuuuuuuuude it's a STRATEGIC reserve

ok what does that mean

>duuuuuuuuuuude it's a mechanism that takes 0.00001% of our secret fees and, and... well.... duuuude it's STRATEGIC


hmmmm ok, well weren't you just holding this money in another bank account


>duuuuuude we're not a public company and don't have to answer that

well sure we know that, but i just thought as a common cour--

>duuuuuuuuuuuuuude YOURE A FUDDER!!!!!!

>>60940173 (OP)
>>60940178
>>60940197
You are mentally ill. Also when your only fud is “broooo look what the price was when it went through an insane bubble that popped and look at the price now! Yea it’s up a lot but it’s not up as much as the peak of the bubble!” you know you’ve already lost. Go outside and try to find true love, anon. Your life is currently quite meaningless. Finding love and having children would do you a lot of good. If your whole life simply sums up to “I did bad fud on a lightly trafficked internet message board” you are not going to reflect happily on things.

Also I’m never selling, ever.

>>60940173 (OP)
>>60940178
>>60940197
>inbred mouthbreathing sandnigger trying to post his other sockpuppet account for another heckin twitter screencap thread
Adem Kayser, wtf is a 'porn identity' and how do you 'peel back layers' from it? Do we need Bram and Edem to stage another family intervention for you? (No wife or kids to attend obviously)

BROTHER, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE? I'M ACTUALLY CURIOUS WHAT YOU'RE AFTER. IT CERTAINLY ISN'T TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO SELL. ARE YOU JUST VENTING OUT YOUR FRUSTRATIONS LIKE THE OTHER FUDSTERS?

>>60940173 (OP)
Thanks for making a chainlink thread

Nothing about chainlink makes me want to buy it

>>60940612
>Do we need Bram and Edem to stage another family intervention for you?

did you see the other day when i post the image of you posting this in 2023?

what are you waiting for already kid

ps: i live inside your head

now go get the coffee, boy

>>60940717
>Nothing about chainlink makes me want to buy it

smart man

>>60940622
>IT CERTAINLY ISN'T TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO SELL

bro you don't actually think posts on biz move markets do you?

as for reasons, you can think of me as a mirror
there was a lot of hubris over the years here from the cult, which is now being checked
they can dish it out, but they sure as hell can't take it

>>60940173 (OP)
I will spam these stinky linky threads with reminders that Avax is where the money is going

>>60940930
BROTHER, YOU'RE STILL HOLDING LINK IE PART OF THE CULT AS WELL. A DISGRUNTLED CULTIST, BUT STILL A CULTIST

>>60940173 (OP)
reality check the chainlink reserve is how offchain revenue increases demand for link tokens

>>60940924
>w-well you guys have been making fun of me for being a suicidal coomer for YEARS
It will never not be funny. Too bad.

>>60940930
We know it took you years to figure out that your actions on here are meaningless because you have the iq of a nigger, but you're our pet doxxed lolcow now regardless of how you double down. It is entirely your own fault btw lmfao. Probably should have focused on getting a wife and kids instead of gooning and spamming fud on biz for pennies in your early 30s.

>>60941164
>spamming fud on biz f
WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE? JUST CHEERLEADING A PROJECT WHERE YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE CO-FOUNDER? I THINK EVERYONE, SHILLS AND FUDSTRERS, ARE JUST HERE TO PASS THE TIME WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE INEVITABILITY. SURE, IT'S TAKEN A LOT LONGER THAN ANY OF US EXPECTED, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE NEGATIVE BY NATURE LEANING INTO THAT NEGATIVITY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE COMFORTABLE WITH. I DONT ACTUALLY BELIEVE ANYONE IS GETTING PAID TO FUD HERE.

>>60941181
wouldn't it be naive to suppose they *don't* read 4chan/biz/? I suspect they have fucked us on Price out of spite and do want to shake us out

>>60940999
Kamala Harris ain’t got shit on segays word salad

>>60940999
Reality check. They sell 30x more worth than what is going in the reserve. It does nothing. The holders just dont know how to do math so they are hyped.

>>60941847
and that is one million dollars per week more than 99% of crypto projects
the hot girl knows she is hot