Thread 60943504

farm edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60942613

>>60943504 (OP)
>YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET AWAY FROM BLACK PEOPLE

This is the Democratic Party's official 2026 slogan btw. Buy PLTR.

ugh chud edition smg, grim.

I want to live on a plantation

Buy GAMB

>TSLA
>$420

>>60943509
No the company hired her to lure in simps who dream of the; "Super attractive scientist girl". I'm sure she was relaxing with her modelling work after a long day of studying material science lmfao.
Who'd believe this fairy tale?

>>60943514
When I'm losing and/or not making money, I resort to racism for comfort.

Nice, we are no longer "stock marker general"!

Should I sell my Tesla? It seems like the stocks pumped for literally no reason, and I bought most of mine back in last November early December last year and have been in the red with it for most of 2025. First time in a while I’ve been up, but worried it just going to plummet suddenly again like it did when I first bought it.
Also, would it be retarded to buy Coinbase stocks?

I bought 25 more shares of SCHD today.

>>60943527
What's crazy is zoomers hate Elon so much, they actually want to buy the cheap, exploding Chinese cars.

>>60943545
Sell. I buy Back in at 300

>>60943553
The Xiaomi SU7 is fucking sick to be honest

The market is just gonna make new highs every day and hang out 0.50 cents below the all time high?
This is gay and stupid.
Nobody wants to buy stocks at these bubble levels.

>>60943553
the chink cars are getting better and better tho

I want to live in a castle
what's that code for

>>60943553
Zoomers are extreme retards easily swayed by low prices.

>>60943572
Somebody is buying.
They are insane, but they are buying. And I don't think that the majority is passive either.

>>60943585
Is it castle Wolfenstein/Adler?

>>60943553
They're probably better quality than most of the shit America puts out

how are my fellow GOOGLY MOOGLIES feeling this fine day?

>>60943545
>It seems like the stocks pumped for literally no reason
the board challenged Elon to 10x the company and they'll pay him 1 trillion if he does. he just bought 1 billion in stock himself. it's not for no reason.

>>60943572
The best you can get is a 3 point dump (SPX) intraday, that will reverse in a spiking movement.

What's happening to META?

>>60943552
You might as well hold bonds over this garbage.

>>60943553
>muh exploding chink cars

Doesn't the CEO of Ford drive Chinese cars? They're probably safer than Tesla with how much Elon loves pajeets. I'd put my life in the hands of Chinese engineering over Indian engineering every day of the week. The cyber truck is one of the worst engineered cars in American history and shuts off in the middle of the highway or the doors fly off randomly.

>>60943606
based

>>60943553
They will never allow those cheap MSRP models to be imported into the US

>>60943585
Apparently you can get a castle or fort in Italy very cheap if you live in it and restore/maintain it

>>60943606
feeling fantastic

>>60943585
You fuckin nazi why do you want to kill jews so bad. Also fuck Israel they're nazis.

>started investing 2 years ago
>made $10,000 of unrealized profit
>saw how fake and gay the market is and opened a short position last week as a hedge
>already down $1000 and counting
>lost 10% of my profits by attempting to hedge
Am I retarded or did I just get really unlucky with the Oracle scam earnings call?

>>60943615
Rumors Meta is buying TikTok.

>>60943625
>bear
>not retarded
Pick one

>>60943625
you're learning that with options trading you can wipe out years of investing gains in a single day, that's why you should limit exposure to a single trade, e.g., no more than 3-5% of port per trade

>>60943625
You're right on track. Everyone who goes from investing to fucking with options goes from having money to not having money. As is tradition, guh and so forth.

>>60943625
There's always two retards. It takes two to tango.

Was 6 the tops for GALT? Do I buy the dip or sell?

>AAA
>AA+
>AA
>A+
What is this the fucking US educational system?

Wait, I just saw Kirk say that abortion is worse than the Holocaust.

Big oof

>>60943625
>sees clown economy
>uses options to hedge instead of simply changing shares
What the fuck are you doing?

1911 Goldcorp is up 35%.
This is just the beginning.
Why aren't you long minors?

>>60943649
woah thats so hecking problematic xister.

>>60943645
White people can't have less than A+ credit

>>60943645
>create a system where you MUST grow forever
>consolidate all the wealth at the tippy top
wait a minute...
This is the find out stage.

Sold 661 covered call

>>60943649
Anyone who thinks such dangerous thoughts obviously deserves to be publicly executed

If tsla could stop kicking me in the balls that would be great

>>60943653
I always schlong minors

>>60943514
4chan resides on native chud land

>>60943668
dude 420, blazzit.

>>60943585
>>60943619
Honestly, living in a seaside Italian fort while being the private owner of a mercenary company seems like the life.
Life goals for if my investments ever pay off very big. Shame the market will probably just dump on my ass instead.

i'm starting to close out all my positions before friday, no way this retarded bull run lasts without a massive correction or something else negative, even retards on wsb are calling out the inconsistency

>>60943616
>Doesn't the CEO of Ford drive Chinese cars?
he did competitor analysis of a chinese EV. it's funny how retards turned that into
>muh Ford CEO only drives chink cars

when the shoeshine boys are talking about a crash I buy more with leverage

>>60943691
>closing your positions before the biggest FOMC meeting of the year on wednesday

I didnt get a buying opportunity because the "september dump" didnt havent.

>>60943667
That would be a rightwing standpoint.

>If you bless Israel, you will be blessed. If you scorn Israel, will be scorned.

https://youtube.com/shorts/2y8tdABdNN8?si=2z8jnnoBmFvwqpnq

>>60943698
The old Odd Lot Theory

>>60943698
Good ol' snobbery. Never fails.

>>60943701
Keep stacking divvies, or mmf

>>60943702
>That would be a rightwing standpoint

shoo, shoo Rabbi Goldsteinberg. Stay away from our Goyim thread.

>>60943653
I don't understand them

>>60943699
Each one is always the 'biggest ever'. Not.

>>60943625
>Make money by doing something
>"The smart move now is to clearly inverse my money making strategy"
>Lose 10% (and counting) of what you made over 2 years of work by "hedging"
I'd say you should use this as a learning experience, but I'm 99% sure you're just going to double down on being "smarter" than this "retarded" market.

>>60943710
Divvies aren't real but the best can be found with stocks like NEM, B Or GDX

>>60943716
You never know, I might look like a genius if the fomc meeting pops or at least deflates the bubble a bit.

>>60943712
I'm actually just kidding, but I also didn't know Kirk said that abortion is worse and I can't tell how Jews would react to that or perceive it. I mean, abortion must have killed more "people"/humans/living beings by now.

But Jews were alive. So is he just counting numbers? If so, how is killing +50k palestinians ok (of which most are children) vs 1k Israelis?

>>60943733
Sorry, I meant rather conscious than alive, you know.

>>60943699
it's all priced in, if anything something could be interpreted inversely and things drop on Wed, i hope i'm wrong because i want everyone here to make it

Just bought some snps. Risky move?

>>60943691
We're going to dump on the rate announcement regardless of the result. It's just a question of whether it's just a short dip or an extended freefall. Buy either way.

>>60943696
Didn't he say it was better than anything Ford produces though? I dunno I don't give a shit about cars and just saw a headline and rolled my eyes. You'd have to be retarded to buy a Tesla though imo.

Fuck Israel, fuck the fake jews.

What do I buy during this bull market

>>60943733
>>60943746
Yeah once again Rabbi Shmeckelberg I'm going to have to ask you to get the fuck out of our goyim stonks thread. You can go kvetch about whatever the fuck you're kvetching about over on /pol/ or reddit.

>>60943713
It's shrimple really.
>start company
>survey land
>find vein
>overpromise
>shill to retail
>liquidate
>repeat
It just werks.

net open interest shows bearish options for SPY... hmm

I was listening to some sermon on talk radio Sunday and the minister was actually contemplating if Charlie Kirk was a living saint doing the work of Jesus. Then there was a commercial about how the Holocaust is being memory holed and we all need to go plant an Israeli flag. I remembered back when I was a big Trumper in 2016 and feel pretty ashamed. Conservatives are some of the dumbest people on earth lol.

>>60943607
>your time is up, you got nothing unless you pass this 1/1000 chance test
>oh shit ai will get no more path of exile loot if I don't go all in!

Lol.

bullish for NVDA
https://youtube.com/shorts/q5aU-q-71mE?si=MVH_6g4IkW9Qa4kK

>>60943778
>the minister was actually contemplating if Charlie Kirk was a living saint doing the work of Jesus. Then there was a commercial about how the Holocaust is being memory holed and we all need to go plant an Israeli flag.
Least Israeli cum guzzling American Protestant.

Stolen from Twitter:
> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey
> 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive
> “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus
> can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA
> Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover
> OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free
> our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month”
> users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit

> watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free
> enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight
> try to counter with Sora killer video model
> training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library
> PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity”
> quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies

> premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts
> 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits
> our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower”
> board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again”
> stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call
> our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself

>>60943776
yes because the crowd is always right

>>60943728
>I might look like a genius
Don't be a dumb bear. If you think it will go down allocate more to cash (money market) to slurp.
Tell me you at least bought inversed shares instead of puts, bobigno? You're not stupid enough to try and time the market are you?

>>60943778
It's very easy to criticize the left for being retarded. It's about all the republicans can do.

>>60943776
For fucks sake.
All that hedging unwind means it's going to pump isn't it?
Either that or retail is short going into the news event, meaning

>rate cuts are bearish
has become the crowded trade..

>>60943790
Adobe is one of the worst companies to ever exist. They have cool products that should be loved, but instead every time you use them you just feel like you're in a hostage situation with a gun to your head

With how the new Iphone looks it's actually questionable if they can compete. There's gotta be a point where women say
>no, this is ugly

shill me on nxdr

>>60943813
they all look the same as they have for the last 6 years?

>>60943807
>hostage situation with a gun to your head
I have to use proprietary software for work and that's exactly how I feel.

>>60943619
>property in a Tuscan Medieval castle comprising a restored 3 bed house plus a large ruined farmhouse which needs restoration and a private garden. Interesting and unique opportunity
>It is also possible to buy the restored house, RUSTICO DEL CASTELLO, on its own for €245,000 with garden
If I just had a full-remote job...

Why are you not long MDA right now anon?

>>60943807
Used to be able to get pirated copies of Photoshop but they've cracked down hard on that in my experience.
I've been using GIMP recently. Pretty much the same foundation if you're doing basic editing work.

Where are my HOUNDS at. We were up 9% today and we are dumping my bastards. Us HOUNDS gotta eat.

Bloody bitch bastard benchod why is Fanny's may doing the dump is her mother prostitute??!?

Hey so I'm not sure I understand vix. Usually if something is shitting the bed, that means vix go up, and if things are going up, vix falls. But today everything is green. gold, oil, all 3 indices, only crypto is down. Why is vix up too? What's volatile?

>>60943816
I'm ghosting you.

>>60943714
>>60943749
no wonder trading is so easy with people like you in the market

So, the gamblers are pricing in a 25 point cut on interest? What if he keeps interest rates the same?

>>60943830
Because Trump is never to follow through with the IPO.

>>60943832
Increased volatility because of the fed meeting this week probably. Fuck. Fucking retards buying things they don't understand. Just go buy SoundHound.and pump my bags you asshole.

>>60943790
Why do Adobe's earnings keep going up if it's such a terrible company that's losing customers by the thousands?

>>60943836
fuck you bloody bastard sir

>>60943702
Yes conservatives around the world are well known for their mob rule and public executions of the disloyal

>>60943842
No, the gamblers are pricing in 4 cuts in a row. This is why were are here.

>>60943757
>Didn't he say it was better than anything Ford produces though?
a few weeks later Ford announced a brand new EV platform.

>>60943804
rate cuts are bearish in the sense that actual purchasing power and american financial health is trending down, increasing indexes are a way to compensate but stocks aren't everything (as we know)
>>60943756
yes exactly
>>60943825
GIMP is gud enuf for basic shitposting and image manipulation, for video editing Adobe is still nice but fuck them per >>60943807

i'm itching to buy $30k worth of puts, idk why

>>60943553
>zoomers hate Elon so much
good for them

>>60943844
Oh I don't buy vix, I'm bullish. Just curious about why everything is going up for days on end and yet vix is still up too

>>60943832
volatility is rate of change not direction of change. People are preparing their anuses for Jerome.

>>60943553
EVs are done. No more momentum.
Toyota 4Runners are in.

>>60943851
seems like a good time to explore alternative markets and search for stocks outside of the northern hemisphere

>>60943863
How do I invest in Toyota 4runnerd

Got that west coast pussy for my 4chan players.

>>60943868
Argentinian small cap market is a sure winner sir

>>60943843
Saar 5 MILLIONS volume on fannies may means something big will be in the happenings
I will make slurps on the dips
If no IPO by November I will be having personal meeting with vishnu

Idk dude maybe the guy shilling cards as investments is onto something because my sealed collection is doing pretty good and I don't really wanna open it. These pokemon center prismatic etbs I got just keep going up.

>>60943874
lol, lmao. There's always a tulip to "invest" in.

I haven't watched it yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygVObRx9X68

well damn, I overpaid for my UVIX put

>>60943877
It's amazing. Breaks down exactly why it's a terrible investment short and long term

>>60943832
so maybe it was dumb to buy a protective UVIX put this morning when I could’ve gotten it way cheaper hours later

>>60943877
Hate this faggot
>oh the market is totally efficient and you can't beat it
>just buy the index fund so vanguard can vote with your shares to replace you with Indians

>>60943842
overwhelming consensus is 25 bps. gamblers are betting on 50 bps. a hold will cause absolute chaos

>>60943877
based truth piller, covered calls have fucked me hard, my biggest loss was with CCs

i want to live on a farm to get away from twitter users

>>60943778
my pastor actually compared him to Jesus Christ several times in a sermon. I only ever knew him as just another retarded political pundit, and I feel like i'm being gaslit into thinking he was way better and more influential than he ever actually was. Are there any proofs of this junk being astroturfed, or am I just being paranoid?

>>60943869
You pay $70k for a used 4Runner with 100k miles on it because...because the market says that's a fair price, ok?

Saars it seems I am holding the bags with billy ACKKKman
*bobs head sadly*

>>60943909
who is that angel with him?

>>60943920
I did the googlings and says ghizlane maxewell saar

>>60943848
There pretty much is no major commercial alternative to their suite of products. The alternatives tend to only replace 1 or 2 programs at a time (and are often overrated open source software).

>>60943909
Frannie and Freddy are publicly traded?

>>60943899
yeah, i saw that investopedia article. i´ve been holding the same stock for an year up to this day and neglected keeping myself updated with everything else

>>60943871
why do you have to shill it like you were and indian, sir?

I just impulsively bought NEXT. How fucked am I?

>>60943814
its cheap

>>60943929
Yes and I have the bags as proof

I pretty much live on a farm boss.

Why are miners dumping even though gold is up?

We have not reached our goal of 2% inflation.
We must raise rates 50bps.

>>60943877
>covered calls
>income
This will never not be funny.

>>60943943
my gold mining etfs are both green today though

>>60943877
Am I stupid or does this show it is a good idea to just buy whatever stock gets a new "YieldMax" ETF?
Forget the ETF, just buy the stock. It's trendy.

>>60943877
Isn't the point of covered calls to eek out a percentage or two of extra profit while you wait for your stocks to go up?

>>60943955
Buying high beta stocks works in a bull market. They drop just as fast when the market sours.

>>60943943

Is it GDX? Major profile change of that fund coming in a few days.

>>60943807
Philips started tsmc and asml, amounting to a trillion dollar loss because they paper handed

>>60943963
gdx and gdxj are both green

>>60943956
If you sell covered calls you are limiting your upside.

>>60943607
>>60943781
He's got a decade and the compensation is in tranches, as long as he does a 2x in 10 years(should be easy) he'll hit the first level of compensation.

>>60943969
You can sell them for shorter timespans and far enough otm so they don't get hit.

Saar's I will be buy dippings then shit in river for good luck
No worry for food, bessie give big blessing in morning. Many kilogram dung

>>60943986
Your pic is fucking stupid, and so are you.

>>60943986
wait wtf, I actually thought I could eat it.

>>60943986
I love god fags because they refuse to trust any system but then still have to rely on said system to sell the bar at a good value and not get screwed lol

>>60943933
Gas is going to creeping up to 4 dollars a gallon where I live. Is that bearish or bullish?

>>60943986
that's why i carry this around with a microgram scale to make exact payments. oh and a smartphone to check the current conversion rate

>>60944007
Lucky bastard here it's 1.8 euros per liter.

My miners are doing a little sumpin sumpin

Did you see this?
>Tricolor Holdings, which sold used cars and offered financing to primarily Hispanic immigrants with little credit history, unravelled in a matter of days.
>This month it laid off nearly all of its roughly 1,500 employees.

>Its failure has prompted questions about the health of the $1.7tn auto finance sector, a niche but fast-growing part of Wall Street’s securitisation market. Trillions of dollars in debts backed by assets such as car loans, farm equipment and aircraft are bundled annually by banks into securities and sold off to investors such as insurance companies and pension funds managing the savings of retirees.

>This year, Tricolor also had its bonds rated by firms like Kroll Bond Rating Agency and S&P Global Ratings, which both blessed the least risky tranches with triple A and double A ratings, respectively.
>Wall Street quickly ingested those bonds. Major asset managers like Charles Schwab, Pimco and Capital Group snapped them up for their funds, according to regulatory filings.

Just the tip of the iceberg.
The Chinese price wars haven't even started yet.

>>60944007
bullish for all the energy companies

>>60943996
You can!

BUY MDA

Am I a retard for putting my entire 401k and roth in Google and its leveraged counterpart respectively?

>>60944017
They learned nothing from 2008.
>backed by car loans
>sold to pension funds
My guy we got people buying burritos on payments. What the fuck are they thinking.

>>60944026
massively

>>60943790
hahahaha

whos selling

>>60944026
No. Best decision you have ever made

>>60944026
just do half, why go all in? at least you're not doing options, GOOG could stagnate or drop, we just don't know, right now there is a lot of pent up demand to ride the AI wave and normies are throwing into GOOG on goodwill

>>60943691
Just keep buying~

>>60944017
future of klarna btw

>>60944026

The most retarded thing I ever did was sell my 250 shares of GOOGL at $210

So inverse that and all in GOOG at any price. It will be a $10T company by 2030.

>>60944017
if another crisis starts because of burrito loans and car loans are wrapped up in cdo's or whatever the fuck I'll die laughing

>>60943986
lel, in my local market there used to be an artisanal cheese bread and wine shop that accepted silver and gold run by an old man; he announced it with a giant wooden poster weighted with a metal scale...
One day my mother handed me the local paper, turns out someone assaulted the old man's house and took everything.

>>60943907
You probably don't pay too much attention to the mechanics of politics. TPUSA had outgrown CPAC in terms of attendance at their big events, he'd had on lots of admin officials and governors onto his show, had provided a lot of volunteers to Trump's ground game, and Trump/Vance credited his org for winning Arizona immediately after the election. Most people not actively involved in politics only know him for his debating college kids videos, perhaps knowing of his show and watching some of those interviews, but those were really the smaller part of his political contribution.

>>60944058
grim

>>60943691
It's not a bullrun, is the market accepting at last that Trump is going to devaluate the dollar.

some anons in this thread are short tsla and goog and they are very angry

>>60943955
I'm buying into spmo and planning to splurge a bit in january as prices have fallen and portfolios rebalance

>>60944076
i bought tsla puts once and lost money
i no longer bet against elon

>>60944058
Goldbugs btfo. Fiat kings stay winning

>Everything PUMPING
>Still have cash because I was told September was a bad month
FOOOOCK I'VE NEVER LISTEN AGAIN TO ANY RETARD TV BROKIE TRADER.

which US company is going to buy Tik Tok? US and China have come to an agreement on the "framework of selling Tik Tok to the US"

>>60944058
He just had huge quantities of gold and silver sitting in his house? He didn't keep them in a bank vault or buried in the ground?

>>60944092
>which US company is going to buy Tik Tok?
Israel.

>>60944091
Well, historically, it is...but then you have years like 2024 where the doomp was actually in October

>>60944094
>everything goes to shit
>I guess it's time to go to the bank and request my gold back
lol. What is the plan here for the gold enjoyer? If you're hedging with gold you need to start by building a facility you control to protect it because the event you're hedging against is hell on earth.

what do you anons think of investing in retail? i am under the impression they can never lose money, as they just offload any losses into the consumer

I had a scary thought this morning.

I thought that since printing money helps those with assets and debt, and thus fuels inequality, the inevitable outcome of endless money printing is a change in the status quo, instability, revolution, war.

I thought of this after seeing the picture showing that the US government spent twice as much as it earned in August, a 50% deficit.

>>60944061
I see, guess I was just ignorant. The lionization is still annoying, but now at least I know why people care in the first place.

>>60944114
Maybe reconsider your thesis.

>>60944033
>clown world
>learning lessons
lol, lmao

>>60944092
oracle

>>60944110
Gold is a good investment whenever there's a recession. Remember 2008? There were nonstop ads for goldbug companies.
If you're really convinced the world is going to end in your lifetime (it probably won't, and if it does, you'll be fucking dead) then you can still bury it, which I mentioned.

>>60944056
The burrito loan crises of 2028 would be hilarious

>>60943993
>yes hi hello the porn mags, the 6 pack of blue moon, and the Mars company selection 12 pack please
>ok sir your total is $17.12
>of course!
>*pulls out cuisinette food scale, 0.975 kg shiny bar, hammer, and chisel*
>*starts chipping away at the very shiny (and expensive!) bar*
>*produces 2 (very shiny) crumbs*
>*scale lights up, 0.25 oz*
>*taps into phone*
>do you have change for $930.2?

the subprime burrito loan crisis is ~5 years away

>>60944094
I don't know if the quantities were huge, but yep, he had it all in his house. It was like 12-15 years ago.
But that's the thing, right? The basis for owning gold is you don't trust fiat, nor the government, nor the economic system, so why store it in a bank when it can be expropriated by the government you distrust?

and we're back

>>60944135
kek how i forgot how practical gold is, god bless the schizo geniuses at /pmg/

>>60944033
>They learned nothing from 2008.
Wrong, they learned that they can do whatever the fuck they want and they'll get bailed out. None of them even got gunned down in the street for it.

>>60944121
are they dumping on diminishing profit returns?

>>60944114
shit margins. the only exceptions are WMT for sheer size and COST for the club membership vig.
>>60944118
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

Bloody bitch bhabat dont disturb me while I'm slurping on the dip

>>60944150
The consumer is broke. Jobs are revised down by 911k and no one is hiring.

vicious hebraic forces keeping nvidia in the red

>>60944135
I stand by my original statement, with even more evidence to support it.

>>60944162
if you're hedging for an apocalypse you should be investing in ammunition and nonperishable foods
the people who have those things will simply take your gold from you

>>60944151
>>60944157
I see, so I just sold some shares i've been holding since october or november last year for a 16% profit or so. should just rather take my time and check for new stuff to buy for 2026?

>>60944167
Yes and hydroponics investments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT950Vwrh9o

>>60944120
It probably still would not have blown up to this extent if the reaction of much of the left wasn't to have a bunch of idiots celebrating and women doing tiktok dances. Lots of normalfags didn't really realize that a large segment of the left actively want them murdered so that's going to cause them to self-identify with him.

>>60944114
>retail can never lose money
This is the dumbest thing I read all day. Congrats!

Took a break from Dell and put my money in GCT calls.

>>60944058
I am scared something like that might happen to someone I know, keeps yapping about how the system's gonna fall and gold's gonna skyrocket. He surrounds himself with broke lowlife hippies too and I don't trust those people.

>>60944135
What was silver

Damn, Goldman Sachs took a beating since Trump took power. MAGA really sticking it to the big guys, haha

>>60944171
You could also gamble with 0 dte on FOMC on the 17th, but yeah probably should just chill and wait and see.

>>60944193
never take financial advice from broke or poor people

>>60944167
Weimar Germany wasn't an apocalypse. Just as hyperinflation won't be the apocalypse here.

>>60943907
>I only ever knew him as just another retarded political pundit
he was, but the religiuos far right pushing for an ethnostate was funding their organization with hundreds of millions of dollars.
That's why it's ironic that he was offed by a white dude in utah of all places... while defending gun ownership... using a bullet with a trans meme...

>>60944203
Rich people don't give advice away, they sell it.

>>60944128
If it's such a good investment why is it shilled so much? I never trust those stocks ads, qqq etc.

What are you going to do when interest rates bottom out?

fuck me right in the dickhole. I chickened out of full porting into ASML at 700 because i am a retard.

>>60943504 (OP)
NUKK
better get in quick while you still can

>>60944220
buy more

>>60944220

2 years from now?

I'll either have made it or died by my own hand. Looking at my port, I'm a goner.

I tried to buy OTC stock but my broker refused my market buy order. Is it common for market orders to be refused?

>>60944225
bought because the name amuses me

>>60943504 (OP)
Finally!

>>60944209
i wonder why

>>60944151
>>60944114
As the resident WMT wagie, what he said is true, retail has garbage net margins and it only works when you have massive scale. Most items are 20-30% margin in store, some things like batteries are 75%, things like fresh food are 5-15%. It gets people in the store to buy the expensive shit. Most of the cost goes into the items themselves as well as wages. Don't quote me on this, but I think our net operating margin was like 8-12% or something like that, which is really good for the sector.

>>60944225
NUKKa pls...

>>60944246
Companies can now lie to us longer than before! So fucking epic bros!

>>60944017
>A bond deal from earlier this year showed 68 per cent of Tricolor’s borrowers did not have a credit score, and more than half did not have driving licenses.

>JPMorgan Chase, Barclays and regional US lender Fifth Third have hundreds of millions of dollars in combined exposure to Tricolor through loans they made to the group.

>A slice of debt issued in June, which was given a triple A rating by KBRA, is trading at a distressed level of 78 cents on the dollar, according to Trace data and people familiar with the matter.

>>60944250

You all loved getting HGRAFTED
Now try getting absolutely NUKKED

>>60944246
what other corporate policies can we learn from the Chinese capitalist masters?

>>60944114
Why not just buy the S&P 500 like a non-retard?

>>60944246
The "tough on china" president

>>60944259
I am a NUKKERLOVER now

I told you 10 days ago look >>60900761

No one even replied to me for a (you).
Who else reads SEC filings of random shitcos?

>>60944206
The price of gold did not outpace the price of food under Weimar. The real play in hyperinflation is to somehow bring food in from a stable country and sell it for gold.

>KO drilling
Based, I might get some cheapies if it goes further. After all, I do love a good family friendly stock that profits from fat niggers and spics

>>60943504 (OP)
False. I'm black and want to get away from everyone.

I bought $5000 of Adobe today.

>>60944152
hahaha hahah :)

>>60944017
>>60944258
>>60944048
>Tricolor was an ESG darling that specialized in 6 southwest states by serving the "invisible" (illegal) Hispanic market by securing auto loans to people without bank accounts or credit acores
>In a company presentation this week, Fifth Third CEO Timothy Spence said it appears there's significant fraud in the collateral file that was used to support the borrowing base in all their warehouse facilities, as well as the audited financial statements of the company.
>It comes at a time when court documents reveal Tricolor Auto filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy, claiming more than a billion dollars in liabilities and having between $1 billion and $10 billion in assets.
>"You can't even call them. Nobody is answering the phone," Crenshaw said.
This has nothing to do with fucking Klarna. It's fraud, wrapped in ESG, wrapped in a company whose prime customers are now being shipped out of the country.

>>60944206
>Weimar Germany wasn't an apocalypse.
it was one of the key trigger points for the worst war in human history

>>60944258
>hundreds of millions of dollars
thats really not that much
and they definitely have swaps to cover them
everybody makes money except for you

Fellas I unironically dreamt about Chinese (?) locusts storming i think NYC?
I was in bed and I like grabbed a massive locust
it woke me up several times when I grabbed one in the dream
What does this mean for the financial markets?

>>60944250
>>60944272
>>60944259
Weekly chart on NUKK actually has as nice setup. I could see it popping to 20-30 for a day, give it about a month

>>60944225
>NUKK
>better get in quick while you still can
>CEO (((Menachem Shalom)))
nice try schlomo

>>60944286
I remember you, I had a buy order for this but it never filled, congrats

>>60944321
yes but we also got "cabaret" out of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgjOedirhcQ

>>60944246
He actually meant it.

>Ordered a pizza for lunch at work because too lazy to make something that day
>Round Table pizza nearby
>All I got was a large double play pepperoni pizza, extra cheese and light garlic sauce, that's it, no appetizers or drinks

>$27.48

Dude inflation is fucking MOONING, that shit was only $19.99 a few years ago...for fucking PIZZA. No wonder normies are taking out damn loans for pizza orders...

oh shit

What the fugg happening to the Tesla pump?

>>60944345
he's so pathetic

the weekly SPY chart showing a HUGE ASS elliott wave of perfect ratios
the DAILY is showing a smaller fractal elliott wave with the same exhaustion point
the HOURLY is showing an even small fractal wave that exhausts in the SAME SPOT as the bigger ones
the 15m is also on a small fractal exhausting GUESS WHERE
all momentum indicators show exhaustion on all time frames
get ready for wednesday :3

>>60944354
that's like 1.5%

>>60944345
AAAAAAAAAAA HES SO CRINGE AND ORANGE AND RETARDED AND A PEDOPHILE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>60944361
MOMMY

>>60944354
>Fannie mae

Oh fuck here we go again LMAO

Frens i have a terrible itch to sell everything. Usually when I do, the market corrects in a significant way

do with it what you like. I'm terrible at making money in the markets, but these particular usually strike as long as I don't buy puts

>>60944363
that's over a billion dollars in fucking OTC shares
i dont think they would just pick those up on a whim...

>>60944380
do all financial companies have a habit of buying others

>>60944361
show your puts

>>60943934
used to work there. turnaround in progress with CEO coming back. been buying calls. either buy it or don't it doesn't matter.
>>60943943
one of my calls from yesterday is up 15% today (FFMGF): >>60941155

Any europoors here? I save 1k3 euros per month and my emergency fund is almost done, does it make sense to just dump the rest into S&P500 or am I going to get raped by taxes?

>>60944389
ill show you my puts when bart shows up on wendesday

>>60944391
> raped by taxes
Do you have a Roth IRA equivalent in your kingdom?

congrats to the TSLA put buyers

and i'm telling you babe, you don't hurt anyone with your angry hateful comments but me. whoever else they're directed to isn't getting the message. and you can behave for your boss. you can behave for jannies, why is it such an insult and a dishonor to behave for someone who loves you?
i want xbi to go over 93.42 today

>>60944389
I will go all in puts right before 2pm Wednesday

>>60944356
sold my TSLZ for fucking nothing, god damnit

I have $200 in my meme account, I need 3 or 4 tickers

>>60944449
CLOV

>>60944432
i'm too nervous about Wed to make any moves, i feel like regardless of rate cut, it's a 50/50 coin toss if things move up or down, 50bps or hold will be tits up ... just don't know which direction

>>60944406
I don't think they have any tax free accounts. They don't even have long term capital gains or qualified dividends. They're all taxed 20-33% even if they're poor

>tesla dumped back
AAAAAAAAAA NYOOOOOO

>>60944406
Not really, we have meme options here (Spain), I'll just dump everything in Irish ETFs...
God I wish I were American sometimes, Europe is garbage for investing.

>>60944449
Buy the CXAI dip

>>60944465
>I can't believe the 420 gambit didn't work thinks Elon

>>60943606
how do you know which calls to buy there are 1000s

>>60944354
>>60944367
this is such a crazy gamble but the payout is at least a 2x from current prices

>>60944474
Elon buying a fucking billion in stock was definitely a top signal lol
>"Oh look, exit liquidity"

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE FUCKIN V

>>60944469
Several threads ago some anons were sharing european tickers outperforming 99% of the S&P500, including the big seven. Do your research.

>>60944472
The weekly chart seems kinda weak but it looks like there might be an uptrend on the daily. Also optionable so I'll do it

>>60944453
Also boughted

Ganbare anon-chans

>>60944496
Like what you stupid faggot?

>>60944487
he can buy more
he has to but more
but there a daily/weekly limit how much ge can buy without announcing it prior right? other wise it counts as market manipulation?

https://www.nbcnews.com/world/asia/south-korea-human-rights-abuses-hyundai-raid-trump-foreign-workers-rcna231289

Us investment bros... I dont feel so good.....

>>60944496
>Several threads ago
ain't got the time or autism for that

>>60944463
>Nothing below 15%.
Saint Michael in heaven.

>>60944509
>Hyundai is making cars by violating human rights
Based, I'm getting a Hyundai

>>60944515
>tfw no friends to drink with

>>60944509
>other countries can legally demand to replace us workers

>>60944491
i see no V on tesla

>>60944533
>>60944533
>>60944533

>>60944530
They were showing up to build their factory, no American company can build their factory with their chips and robotics, smooth brain

what the fuck i swear bump limit was 300 when ever i checked

>>60944539
What a time for intel to be going down in flames. Intcel is my biggest loser though my position was very small.

>>60943625
Why would the stock jump melt away so quickly? Like, did you think about this at all? They reported actual results. They are a large, established company with fundamentals. It's not like they are some startup entirely held up by the ambient pheromones of the CEO.

>>60944539
>there are plenty of jobs in america
>they just aren't for americans

>>60944094
He didnt have;
>relatives who were younger that lived with him
>friendships with local organised crime gangs/ local police
>a large guard dog or 3 (rhodesian ridgebacks ftw)
>a property in a good neighborhood that looks out for each other and is alert to the dangers of browns and crime
>a decent, large safe, in a basement, ideally cemented into the floor, or built into a wall in the ground

If he didnt have at least 2 of the things on the list, he deserved to be robbed.

>>60944118
>I thought of this after seeing the picture showing that the US government spent twice as much as it earned in August, a 50% deficit.
money is an illusion really, but in a more serious manner, those stats are potentially completely bogus and ignore other streams of revenue that isn't shown. Trump continually rants that the economic stats never show the governments earnings from tariffs for example.

>>60944515
is that a roastie smoking a cigarette in a trendy downtown neighborhood? Truly the french are the only people to have ever experienced such marvels.

>>60943504 (OP)
okay but it's not SOLELY black people i want to get away from tho

I have done my weekly DCAs despite this feeling like a stupid time to buy. Nevertheless, this is the strategy.

>>60943621
We are the same and its opposite.

>>60943649
wow that was pretty out of the blue and out of context. show us on the doll where the bad man touched you

>>60944529
You have us, faggot

>>60944561
>friendships with local organised crime gangs/ local police
no difference bewtween the cops and criminals, they will both rip you off.

>>60944684
Probably why he grouped them together.

>>60943679
>betrayed by mercenaries
many such cases

>>60944291
can we cool it with the racism?