Thread 61079484

>>61078228

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

I love days like these.

>>61079484 (OP)
I think its silly stock markets arent 24/7 tbqh. And lunch hours like in Hong Kong is so beyond ridiculous.

Need help finding the bottom

first for soft tiddies

I would like to take this opportunity to thank our Messiah Donald J. Trump for his continued work to giving us more opportunities for purchasing equities at lower prices. You're the best. thanks Boss.

Ded thread
Ded market
Chuds lost

I am glad we're posting boobies because that means anons are horny

What should we slurp?
I may get more SOXL

these red days are really gooner inducing, arent they?

>>61079511
Imoutosex

FUCK I HAVE NO CASH TO SLURRRRRP

>>61079495
but then who gets to manipulate (((pre-market)))

Do you think Trump will do something stupid over the weekend?

let me guess smiggers.. you sold your puts early in the week, bought at the top, and sold today at a loss

Gentlemen, I propose an international resolution to prevent Donald Trump from having any kind of access to any kind of electronic communications systems from now until the end of his term.

This is the part where they hit the markets with the V recovery, and all the shorts cover. #Winning #Winning #Winning

>>61079525
Trump is constantly doing something stupid
The question is if his stupidity will help or harm my stocks

>>61079501
puffy vulva

I'm thinking of cutting my bags loose and rotating into the miners, but I'm afraid of getting rugged with a shock 'deal'. Like the 5 previous 'deals' that were announced despite the real trade war having only started this month.

>>61079525
>Do you think Trump will do something stupid over the weekend?
Do you think a bird will fly over the weekend?

>>61079538
He seems pissed he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. He might do something stupid to EU trade deals.

>>61079549
Well the government shut down, so no

i lost 2500 out of 6000
on one fucking day
is it time to kms?

>>61079523
I won't have more cash freed up until Monday

>>61079484 (OP)
Now would be the time for some retarded hedge fund to implode. Would be fun

>>61079553
He's already starting another fight with China.

>>61079548
just remember, they've had 4 years to wargame scenarios and policies. This isn't 'trust the plan', but they knew what they were getting into when tarrifing china

How many baggies were made today like >>61079558

>>61079526
Pouty lips

>>61079558
Damn - i lost 800 and 200 in the past two days but that was out if 16,000 and that still felt like shit
I wouldnt kys but i get feeling shitty

>Trump has talk with Finnish President yesterday
>spends most of the press conference talking about Biden and Obama

Meme country

>>61079553
>He might do something stupid to EU trade deals.
There never was any EU trade deal. All of the deals are just bs, there's no legislation or anything, just handshakes and posts on Truth Social.

>>61079525

maybe a little weekend crypto pump and dump with barron and junior?

>>61079576
He's an 80 year old grandpa please understand

>sold everything by 9:45 in case dumb shit happened over the weekend
>but didn't expect even dumber shit to happen so suddenly
So do we load up on sub-$660 SPY or wait to see what Monday has in store?

>>61079505
It’s amazing that people aren’t seeing this as a buying opportunity. Am I really supposed to shit myself on a -4% dip? “Well, better give up on months of consolidation.” Nah, fuck that.

>>61079568
No. Stay the fuck in line.
Trust the plan.

>>61079524
i dont think manipulation should be allowed either, and hope this change would eliminate some of it.

>>61079570
I’m a cash king like buffet.
Waiting for my kingly slurp.

>>61079576
What would you rather he talk about the passage of time, and the significance of the passage of time and how there is great significance in the passage of time since he fell out of a coconut tree boss?

Once again I am urging you to go all in shorting the vix

>>61079596
Probably would be good to talk about stuff relevant to the guy he's meeting with idk

>>61079604
What does Finnland even do?

>>61079558
>>61079575
LMAO, im down $42k. I feel nothing, its all on paper until you realize it.

Kek, there are people who fell for this
Vix back at 5 eod

>>61079553
So basically go much harder into gold than I already am

>>61079608
Yeah im not too worried. Mostly just holding out for a big green day, then gonna trim the fat from my portfolio and limit myself to ~5 positions

>>61079608
based. it's all totally made up

>>61079606
puts tariffs on Russian agriculture that hurt their own citizens because they're part of the western European commie block boss

er hpmms hry s [pert jpitz2

so whats the technical analysis that justified this?

I’m negative $35k, 17% of folio and I feel physically ill right now. Considering letting trump shake me out of this market. Yes I’m leveraged to the tits on call options.

>>61079608
true
but i dont know if we ever recover
this might be the final top before the crash
this feels pretty much like april and if this is just the beginning i dont know if i can survive another april
i was -4000 back then

>>61079632
>Yes I’m leveraged to the tits on call options.

you people never learn

>>61079632
>Yes I’m leveraged to the tits on call options.
Lmao

>>61079606
One of the largest contributors to NATO military spending and buys a lot of military equipment from USA

Mypillow bros.... We didn't listen

>>61079484 (OP)
Why didn't he wait till Saturday?
Usually trump breaks bad stock market news on saturday so the market cant panic dump like it did today.

Anyone in on MDAI?
Medical AI seems like a pretty solid market in the future, but I'm not sure if I want to toss my hat in that ring

>>61079639
The money you have invested should make no difference to you. You shouldn't need it at all to live on, once its invested it doesnt exist. Its the first rule read the intelligent investor man this is embarrassing

>I bought VIX calls last night 1 minute before close
>Expiry December

So close no matter how far.

.

>MM made everyone sold
>None has any cash left
If MM wants any of their shitless positions to be worth anything they are gonna have to give up some of it kek

>>61079627
She's got egg in her hair boss.

I'm down almost 4%

I'm new to investing and been lurking /smg/ for a few days. I would love some advice. My current portfolio is 5k $ and here is the spread, from what i gathered from these threads:
>AMD: 740$
>NVDA: 565$
>PLTR: 494$
>TSLA: 474$
>ASME: 468$
>PATH: 429$
>EUNL: 360$
>AAPL: 328$
>LAR: 256$
>RHM: 226$
>PLUG: 192$
>IONQ: 147$
>SKWA: 134$
>QBTS: 113$
>SDV1: 83$
>ACHR: 65$
>SRPT: 58$
>SRE: 52$

What would you change/sell/move around here? Also what should i add? I can add a bit more cash to the portfolio but i started with 5k to play it safe at first.

>>61079678
I'm only down .26% so far, I had some SOXS overnight which I sold (too soon) to cancel out some of my losses

What are you niggers listening to while you panic sell? I was browsing through my typical songs on Youtube and had this randomly pop up in the sidebar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flDed7u29d0

>>61079680
50% NVDA
50% APLD

I'm looking to buy some stocks but no one is even trying to shill their bags.

>>61079680
You do not have enough money to be open in 1 positions

>>61079680
>Retards like this still exist
Confirmed we still have another 40% to drop

>>61079686
tranime fags unironically have an obligation to listen to moe slop
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Ay74LfKd4

I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the bear and the bear won

I just stress ate 1800 calories

>>61079691
*18
>>61079686
Cute Band girl

>>61079330#
I'm too apprehensive to drop 1k right now. Even my $100 positions eat shit so ultimately not a bad decision. Repost cuz autism

>>61079680
the most retarded thing I have ever heard of.

>>61079680
elly purnelly
Also reduce the number of positions you're in. Going heavy in a few is much better than going light in a bunch

>>61079699
that's a lot of dicks

Just buy everything
Market is never going down

I am financially ruined

>Sukkot just happens to land on the first trading day after a major market crash

Interesting developments

>>61079664
but i am invested with 95% ov my money

>>61079663
I am, it's one of my high conviction plays. Streets are saying that management is preparing for acquisition after FDA approval. I'm more bullish on it because the tech is already in use by the NHS.

>>61079689
that sounds a bit too safe and boring but i could make those my main big ones and play around with smaller sums with others
>>61079691
>>61079700
well i know, those small ones are just me dipping my toes, but i get it
>>61079694
>>61079704
idgi
>>61079710
i will but which ones should i get rid of?

Would buying 6 month calls on various dipping stocks right now be a smart thing to do?

I sold all my calls at a massive loss and bought better calls that didn't dip as much.

>>61079721
Then you broke the first rule or you should only need 5% to live on.

>>61079720
>this meme turned out true

>>61079722
Once i get a green day and can trim the fat off my portfolio i'll likely keep that and go heavier on it - currently have 400 shares and can hopefully have 1,000 before an eventual popoff

>>61079586
i did the same thing but then ruined my smart decision by betting on an insta v and then ruining it further by buying puts with a stop loss that got triggered

crazy you retards spent the last six months buying a dead cat bounce

>>61079737
thats quite a bouncy cat

>>61079558
i lost $420 out of $2000 trying to fuck with futures and options and buying the top/selling the bottom respectively
same feeling bro

>>61079735
Fuck. Sorry to hear that anon, hope you can recover quickly.

>>61079686
You mean while I panic slurp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnStVGoIgBA

>>61079744
volatility be like that
if you bet nasdaq would go up 50% off the lows you definitely made a lot of money
i just feel bad for retards putting every paycheck into the market thinking its all going to work out, like april didnt happen

keep in mind that it could gap down 3% on monday so don't go too crazy with the dip buying

>>61079733
FDA approval is do or die basically. But I don't think it would make sense for them not to pass it if DeepView is already in use in the UK.

da fuq is this shit?

How many positions is TOO many?

>>61079723
Make them your main ones then, I started with 10K last month and I already "made" (I'm not selling anything) over 2K.

>>61079722
Thanks for bringing this to the spotlight. I skimmed through their page and it seems very promising. Do you happen to have some info on their finances?

>smg
KEK
all of this is bullshit

>>61079752
not through the damn market im not
i had spy $662p and panic sold when it spiked to $664 within minutes after buying. i would have been green today if i held

>>61079725
No. You can sell naked puts on some really good volatile stocks tho

this just the usual chink tactics of recinding on a done deal over and over until the last minute because they think they can squeeze out more from gwailo?

>>61079757
you mean to say people might start to actually care about geopolitical tensions between many countries, a us government shutdown, tariffs, and ai not actually making any money for anyone besides energy producers and nvidia?
no way thats too rational

>>61079765
as long as you have a whole number of positions it's cool, once you start getting into fractional positions you're probably spreading yourself a little thin boss.

>>61079680
I'm sorry anon, I don't think you're going to enjoy the next year. I was exactly the same as you when I started. Just keep interested and reading up on all this stuff.
What I am referring to is investing in Tesla and its ilk in this day and age, expecting it to keep going up.
Look up things like what price to earnings means, and market capitalisation.
I can't blame you these are insane times in the stock market, and I am ultimately invested in many of these myself through a market cap weighted index fund. But you want to be looking for value, smaller companies with real potential, not overinflated nonsense. The balloon is already stretching and you're adding the last few puffs hoping to get it even bigger, in my opinion.

>>61079788
That's all priced in

>>61079720
Wait till you learn about Shemita years.
if you know, you know

>2025 date
>Sunset, 6 October – nightfall, 13 October
>(14 October outside of Israel)

I'm down 20%. That's literally everything I've made over the past six months. Do I sell or keep holding.

>>61079791
>looking for value, smaller companies with real potential, not overinflated nonsense
easier said than done

The real oilplay is to DCA into TotalEnergies while the market dumps. Phenomenal fundamentals, undervalued as fuck, nice 6% divy, will soon gets its ADR converted into real shares on the NYSE.

>>61079799
Post positions or stop larping

I'm begging the GRRR nig to please bite the bullet on his GAMB holdings.
It's painful seeing how poor he's becoming every single day.

>>61079799
hold, obviously
even if it dips more on Monday - just wait a month, perhaps two and it'll be back

This is not a bubble bursting, this is an overreaction to Trump's protectionism retardation.

>>61079799
todays drop is the single worst day since a couple of days in april, otherwise if we dont count those, the worst day of the year
these usually dont happen for no reason and theres been mounting risk for a while
quit, stay breakeven, theres always another trade but these things always go further than you think

Why don't you guys just buy shares and chill out?

>>61079806
I wish I didn't trust him on that one :/

>>61079799
get the fuck out now
t. just hit a new all time low

>>61079799
This is why you have stop losses

Do you remember /smg/ saying markets couldn’t go down anymore last week

>>61079818
How much you throw in?
This is a safe space.

>>61079833
>this is a safe space
get the fuck out of here you fucking tranny

had a stop on a number and not % like it should be.

losing money because of it. monday gonna see how much.

im furious i didnt check it earlier. i went from profit to loss cos of fat fingering.

>>61079778
Basically pre-revenue, but they have revenue from BARDA financing, which has defended the share price from significant dilution risks, if the rumors are right and the executives are angling at an acquisition then it is in their interests to not dilute.

trans traders make all the money

>>61079794
We’re all (not) gonna make it
When is the next super Shemitah?

1901-1902 Year of Shemitah - Stock market drops almost 50%.
1916-1917 Year of Shemitah - Stock market drops 40%. United States enters WWI. Germany, Russia, Austria, Turkey, Great Britain suffer economic collapse.
1930-1931 Year of Shemitah - The Great Depression. The worst financial crisis in modern history.
1937-1938 Year of Shemitah - Half of the stock market collapses sparking a global recession.
1944-1945 Year of Shemitah - End of German Reich and Britain's hold on territories. Establishment of America as the world's superpower. Bretton Woods Conference giving the U.S. Dollar Global Reserve Currency status
1965-1966 Year of Shemitah - Stock market drops almost 25%
1972-1973 Year of Shemitah - Stock market crashes almost 50%. Global recession; US oil crisis.
1979-1980 Year of Shemitah - Global recession - Prime Rate hits 21%
1986-1987 Year of Shemitah - “Black Tuesday”; stock market crashes by 1/3.
1993-1994 Year of Shemitah - Bond market crash.
2000-2001 Year of Shemitah - 9/11. Markets open on final day of Shemitah, September 17; the stock market falls 700 points.
2007-2008 Year of Shemitah - On the last day of The Shemitah Year, September 29, the stock market drops a record 777 points.
2014-2015 Year of Shemitah …correction…Greek/EU bailout....European Debt Crisis
2021-2022 Year of Shemitah …8th Jubilee for U.S.A – A world drowning in debt with a "bubble" economy.

>This is the S&P's worst day since April when Trump had his bizarre tariff stroke

WEW
Glad I'm a BEAR

>>61079837
We're a queer friendly general too actually.
And POC.

>>61079720
Sukkot ends Monday
Sukkot rebound rally is coming to save us
We're all gonna make it

Fuck today was painful, went to see Smashing Machine. More like Trashing Machine. Came out £5,000 poorer.

This morning was my best trading day as well lol everything was going right, for a brief moment I was happy and content.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

Why couldn't they give him the peace prize? It was all he really wanted.

>>61079837
>didn't even call him boss
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he just got told
I'll listen though >>61079818

>>61079839
also fuck eu faggot markets.

imagine if someone offered you a 3% discount on an appreciating asset with no upkeep costs and paid you 4 times a year.

>child of migrant from shithole
>destroys host nation
Why does this always happen?

>>61079833
4k plus a 1k call expiring nov 21st

>>61079856
what if someone is going to offer it to me cheaper next week

>>61079858
if it makes you feel any better
that's my birthday

>>61079806
>>61079818
>>61079833

I didn't hear no bell.

It is always darkest before the dawn.

Also lmao we were literally this price this time last year, look what happened afterwards.

5 weeks until reckoning (earnings)

GAMB WILL RISE AGAIN

I WILL BE REDEEMED SIR

And to think I said I wasn't gonna drink today :)

Considering what's in the new's I don't feel comfortable going all in despite the huge dump.

>>61079606
Make video games. They somehow have high odds of making good sellers, idk why. Does seem to be a nation of mostly shut in's too so they must be on the PC all the time. Iirc back in the 90's the majority of their entire population was already on the internet.

CAPTCHA: SHAMM

>>61079799

Sell. Buy US rare earth producer and refiners. Buy the stringers gold silver miners. And wait for the volatility to wash over you. Like a cleansing wave of 30% reversals per day when it comes. Also uranium stocks.

German economic output fell 4,3% in August. One month! If you can’t see the alarm bells ringing in western economies I can’t help you. Oh and 60% PMs now as a minimum.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>BBW neighbor with fat tits talked to me today
I want to smother my face in her giant jugs

>>61079863
Like two weeks away from mine :)

>>61079863
>>61079872
Happy Birthday big guys
>>61079866
Oh yeah I forgot about Remedy and...Angry Birds

>>61079844
The next shmita cycle will be in 2028–2029, year 5789 in the Hebrew

kill every jew

>>61079869
why didnt you just invite her to get naked and fuck
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take dude

>>61079844
It’s supposed to start 2028.
However they might front load or delay it because of all the noticing people are getting up to these days.

>>61079872
why are so many people born in November?
Is it because Valentine's Day is 9 months earlier?

>the put I panicsold would be a 2x if I didn’t get scared by the noon spike to $664
death and pestilence

>>61079826

Not gonna help you. The volatility even in stocks with great prospects mean you will get shaken out of your position for someone else to gobble up. We are getting near the point where you will have to nail your courage to the mast and hold. Whatever strategy that is. Because the volatility that’s coming can’t be out traded. You have to know what the 50,000ft picture is and know “panicans” will drown.

Bought more calls on minors. Feels good.
Bout to watch the cancel all orders vid again.

>>61079841
>>61079759
Any idea when that would be?

>>61079800
To be honest, I'm not sure what I meant by that in terms of specific companies. It certainly is easier said than done.
I'm 2/3rds cash currently, I won't sell anything, but I've not been buying as much and came into some inheritance. Good timing I reckon, I'm going to buffet this next crash (and probably fuck up the timing)

I am financially raped

WHY IS IT STILL GOING DOWN

>>61079892
not a terribly irrational decision tbf
retard pumping has been the norm all of October

still I had a FEELING today would be the day

i knew it was a blow off top when i saw 50% move in a week.

at least i didn’t buy more calls to double down on thinking there’s a v

>>61079905

Because we are on the verge of multiple huge wars.

im stuck on waiting on monday eu open to see how much i lose money.

oh this will be fun

>>61079892
stop playing short dated options
with the vix having been so low theres literally no reason not to have been buying options 90 days out
the only way the market runup could end was with a move like this, and most would miss it because it happens so fast, so long dated options lets you stay in the game to not miss a day like today
you take pain on the way but you make a lot of it back when you get moves like this, and then if it continues its all profit

UK infrastructure.

>>61079909
insta v after i post this L

We are back to levels unseen since a week or so ago

sold all of my leveraged spx shares at market open, guess we're all rotating to gold now huh

who made money today? who cashed out 7 billions?

>>61079899
Q1 2026, not just made up bs they've already submitted to the FDA. So this is just the waiting room.

>>61079924
USD ticker holders made out like bandits

>>61079921
if we go through the lower end of the weekly expected move into the close, this can accelerate all the way until the end of postmarket

>>61079911
>buying on EU exchanges when you could be trading on US markets after work hours in Europe

>>61079917
UK is going South Africa tier. Don't bother

is this really worth the market imploding

POWER HOUR PLEASE
COME ON WE NEED IT
RECOVER FROM THIS DIP
DO IT IMMEDIATELY
JEROME

at what point do we buy svix

>>61079928
thanks buddy appreciate it
will snatch some next chance I get

fucking kek

>>61079939
Hedgies get to dump their bags on paperhanded retail then buy back in a week when its cheaper

The VIX was spiking before he made the tweet, some in the know already knew.

sometimes we need to go down before we can go up.
- Adolf Hitler

Where's the Bobo from earlier that said he would have been up like 190k if he held but sold for like 20k profit? Where would you be now considering the current prices?

>>61079874
Iirc they have a bunch of indie games but I can only think of a few atm, but the few the make games seem to end up being successful but who knows how many failure stories there are and they just end up promoting their successes harder so it gives the illusion.

>>61079937
We don't even let Muslims into America anymore boss.

I can’t even cum I’m so stressed this is not funny

>>61079924
the most obvious short in my entire fucking life, literally a scene out of chernobyl in my head when i was going through the news, TA and fundamentals wednesday. i told people around me to sell EVERYTHING. we're not going to V.

>>61079939
Yes

Okay here's my plan:
>Hold
>If it dips too far down, then buy the dip
I am open to criticism

Let the power hour commence.

>>61079924
i would have if i didn’t let my mental stare-at-screen-and-panic stoploss myself at noon from holding puts that dipped 30% in two frames
would be green today

Whatcha buyin'?

>>61079973
More like panic hour today

cmon wages put those paychecks to work and be the exit liquidity they need
its on sale

What are we buying?
I'm thinking BMNR, CRCL and MSTR.

>>61079484 (OP)
I checked the shit and piss 500
What did the Orange Man say this time?

fanny nigger mae
:(

>>61079989
He basically said fuck China, we're going to tariff them and anybody who does business with them boss.

>>61079982
bought like ten shares of nintendo because fuck it

>Trump says something retarded on Friday
>Him and all his friends buy up over the weekend
>S&P skyrockets once again on Monday open
Many such cases! SPY CALLS NOW

the only thing thats played in my mind for the last 6 months is bessant saying the vix has peaked for the year

>>61079951
I am very intimately interested in being in between a woman’s thighs and this affects my stock purchasing heavily, and I don’t think I’m alone. I think this should be moved to financial news section.

>>61080000
cursed quads, listen to this advice to watch your money go to 0000

can't hedgies make a ton off retail right now by crashing the market 20%? i mean look what a 2% down day did to this general people are talking about being liquidated. just spin some news on the trump/china trade shutdown completely and we can easily do a -5% monday

k here is whats going to happen next week. new surprise deals made over the weekend + earnings next week will push shit&piss back into the 700 range.

>>61080001
bessant is a bottom dude

>>61079971
Why would you buy when its red?

>>61079997
But will he actually do it?

>>61080012
>why would you buy when it's not high?

>>61079939
Trump is either lying or is completely retarded. China is not gonna play games with Trumpy. Dude can hardly plan ahead 5 minutes, China plans in 5 and 500 year increments. They do not fucking care what happens tomorrow or next week or next month.

>>61080012
>Buy high sell low the post

>>61080010
he definitely wears womens underwear under his suit, maybe even stockings and a garterbelt

Did the US Government shut down just to hide the CFTC silver market data?

>>61079502
plz b female

>>61080000
God I fucking hope so.

Damn, Mr. Crabs absolutely streeeeching those legs.

>>61080012
good post, buy not when its red but when its redder
youre gonna make it

>>61079548
You mean like USAR and LAC and PAL?

Power hour or sour hour?

-140
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>61079573
Why do all zoomers have brown eyes.

>>61079973
>>61079984
Lel.

Important business thread announcement about business things: I literally just sold literally every stonk. This is getting way too retarded. I may as well be looking at $h1tco1n graphs. Even some of those look a bit more sensible.

No pressure guys.

Late night post before I got eat my carbonara

Picrel, released yesterday.
Worldwide sales down 6% compared to last year.
Easiest play in a long time.

>>61079906
>I had a FEELING today would be the day
Man I'm never even awake right when the market opens but I got up 5 minutes after the bell, logged in and saw all my positions were green, and decided to check out. Then I almost bought some TQQQ at $109.00 thinking I could flip it and pick up some pennies before close, but decided against it. I can't fucking BELIEVE my luck.

I want to exit now and reenter around w2 or w3 in Nov, good idea or retarded?

>>61080048
crypto is a scam, bitcoin is going to get heemed within the next few years, count on it
the time to get rich with crypto is over

Should I buy some SOXL calls right before close? I think I should

>>61080000

they all had puts loaded , whether it goes back up monday is anyone's guess

>usar hit 40 bucks
This isn't fucking fair what the fuck

USAR FAG SAID THEY'D GO TO 20 BUCKS
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>61079936
I do that on my tax free account because the broker would make me pay extra for currency conversions for each trade (+commission fee, totaling 0.40% of trade value) as the account can't hold USD. Sucks to be europoor.

I got a lot of gooning to do to cope with this day

GUYS EVERYTIME SOXL DROPS -15% IT BOUNCES ROGHT BACK UP GOTTA DIAMOND HAND SLURRRRRPPPPP IT UP UP UP!!!

Correction isn't over. NVDA could still drop another 10%

>still about even for the week
lol this is nothing

-150
NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>61080070
this but unironically

>>61079999
Shit, I bought a few shares when they were $20, now I'm under. I should buy some more now.

>>61080059
I have also sold all my cryptos, quite a while ago. Rotated the gains into silicon stonks. Made more gain.

Gain time is over for now. It's all edging on the brink of a price correction. Hopefully a nice rapid hard one.*

>*Ooo. Errr.

-3k in a single day
Ouch owie

>>61080069
it has nothing to do with being a europoor, you fag. Get with a real broker like IBKR nigger, not Degiro or whatever "low cost" scam shit

Bonds seem to be up today. You didn’t confuse rate cuts as being good for last lien equity trash, did you anon?

well i was up like 9% on the week, then the government decided that cant be allowed to happen.

i bought $21k into voo and $10k into ftec and it went down further. i should've helded a bit longer

>>61080090
crashes happen at lows, not highs
enjoy your harvest and dont be tempted to play for a couple years so you can keep them then start buying slowly as the next crash happens

>>61080094
afaik degiro does not support this type of an account

>>61080050
Well done Mr. Schizo, I hope you profit off the misery of thousands of Germoids.

>>61080093
-£7,000 and counting :)

I am going to be at hasans dog

the entire summers gains on my etfs are gone

Uhh SOXL Chad what's happening?

>>61080107
>crashes happen at lows, not highs
You're about to lose a lot of money. Rapidly.

>>61080104
Same. Wednesday was great for me but now thats gone
Rate of return is still up from a week ago so i guess i shouldnt be too salty

>>61080090
>>61080094
Just a reminder of the greatest ass I've seen in a while
>>61076847

Should I pump 2k into stocks now or will it drop more?

did a single trump truth social post really cause all this

>>61080090
fuck was thinking about liquidating my crypto gains and moving to ETFs and stocks playing money
also damn she's hot

i bought way too early. lesson learned

>>61080130
I'd slurp a little bit today, not all $2k though

>>61080121
About to buy another 10 calls.....

>>61079844
bout every 5 years someone fucks up it seems

>>61080121
fugg i hope soxl baggies solded when it hit 40.
it might dump into the 20's at this rate

>>61080130
Doesn't matter, you'll be up by next Tuesday or Wednesday regardless.

>>61079960
well, not with that attitude

>>61080130
Monday pump for exit liquidity.

We will rally hard in about 2 weeks when Xi & Trump do end up meeting in Korea

Then gov reopens within a week or two and we mega rally then rate cuts more rallying etc

Peace in Ukraine by Christmas, that's a rally.

Once more cut in December, rally.

Tax cuts in Jan, rally.

Alien invasion in March, rally

>>61080129
hey that's me too, I think I just searched that picture up on google images kek

>>61080036
LAC is struggling pretty hard. Burn rate is crazy.

lost 3.5k so far. I feel nothing (this is bullish)

monday is gonna be the greenest, glowiest day

Damn

Y’all realize the hebrew whales who dumped the market today ain’t gonna come back until next tuesday right?

These bans were announced months ago.
Zognald is just xeeting a FUD trigger to give his kosher buddies their excuse to dump.
They’re gonna buy back in no sooner than the day after sukkot like other anon said.

hate myself for dumping my puts at a loss when i could have had a 20%+ green day

>>61080154
God bless you. I've just had warm fuzzies all day thinking about this ass

>>61080153
>Peace in Ukraine by Christmas, that's a rally.
I really want to visit Kyiv once this shit is over, have some friends from a previous job that I never got to meet
and those women hnng

>>61080163
China and N. Korea selling

Line only go down

I have a feeling that if I buy puts now I am shorting the bottom...

>>61080177
Clearly

>>61080177
too late idiot

>>61080170
blessed be ye, based coomer

damn i bought the dip and it kept dipping

STOP THE COUNT

>>61079936
some instruments are banned in commie europe so im forced to buy them on commie exchanges.

and lose money doing so.

>>61080126
dunno i gained a lot of money rapidly today
buy the dip sucker haha

who the fuck is still selling?

>>61080177
i felt the same at 11:40
>bought puts anyway
>12pm spy spikes to $664
>sell puts at a loss
>puts would have 2x’d my account if held

Everyone know as soon as market closes shit is going to begin the pump. It happens all the fucking time

I just opened my portfolio

WHAT
THE FUCKKK
HAPPENED

>>61080191
machines sell into weakness and buy into strength

This is fine

SELL SELL SELL
DUMBASSES FELL FOR IT
SELLLLL

>>61080198
Trumped

>>61080180
i can see her BUTEHOL

>>61080198
Jewish pre Sukkot short

THIS IS THE WORST DAY SINCE APRIL

>>61080136
Slurped 1k
Another 1k on Monday if it keeps dropping

>>61080221
thank you for your attention to this matter

Down 3! Glorious day!!

I can’t focus on the market with this level of coomposting

my anus is prolapsing

i panic soled

>>61080165
ooh the long waited black swan is finally coming!

Miss sleepy Joe yet?

>>61080189
Ye hath been warn'ed.

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/markets-face-sharp-correction-if-mood-sours-ai-or-fed-freedom-bank-england-says-2025-10-08/

waterfall incoming
panic selling imminent

>>61080231
its a psyop

>>61080240
This is all Biden's fault!!!

>>61080235
I didn't. Ill just watch number go down. Whenever I sell and am too scared it always rebounds then I feel even worse being sidelined

>>61080183
Same

>>61080257
>>61080257
>>61080257
new

>>61080256
Im actually tempted to rebuy into SOXL right before close
But the stress is getting to me

All cash gang here, is it time to slurp yet

We winning boys?