Thread 61091442

venezuela edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61088826

cant believe we are really going to have robowaifus in our lifetime bros

I will not be satisfied until every crapto trader using leverage is liquidated

>>61091470
You are gonna have nothing, slave.

>>61091492
I hate women

How heemed are we bros??
Even my bond funds went down 1%, that's a real crash when bonds/gold/real estate/ crypto sell off with stocks

there's someone out there who bought bitcoin at 125k

>>61091496
post the webm

>>61091527
>one hundred twenty-five THOUSAND united states federal reserve notes for a virtual coin

Is everyone having fun

I genuinely implore the homeless people ITT about to rope because of the loss of their $2000 accounts not to chase losses by jumping into gold or crypto.

Many years ago, I was assblated shorting GME during the pump on this very board.

Getting rekt in the start is part of the game. But you need to learn from it, not go from one overbought psychotic market to the next only to be ruined again.

>>61091476
>>61091482
Oil is going to go up bigly, ukraine and russia have been slinging shit at each others oil infrastructure and once shit kicks off in the middle east OPECs operation to drown out american producers will be halted.

>>61091558
if degenerate gamblers learned from their mistakes, wall street would be broke

>only 30k buying power
Why am I so fucking poor. Could have 2xed and 2xed again last month. I hate my life.

>>61091578
it's enough to day trade, just get a high Sharpe strat

>>61091578
you have more buying power than some of the crypto retards who went from multimillion network to nothing, look on the bright side
you could hit all those 2xs and then you make a trade that wipes it all out and it was just all a waste of time
always manage risk

>>61091609
you cant manage risk you can only take risk.

>>61091609
That's why you set stop losses silly billy.

I remember some anon hege in /smg/ said that the btc run up was orchastrated by market makers and that its unnantural by the looks of the green candles, maybe hes right looking back and they prepared that giga dumb by providing fake hopium

>>61091567
i solded
KOLDed
& boughted
UCO
fry day

imma
DCA
C
AYYYLMAO CRYTONIGGERS

I bought the dip

I like buying comfy 3% dips of index funds while all the cryptards are down 90%

>CRYPTO DUMPING
>GOLD PUMPING
>FEAR LEVEL? CHECKED
Yep guys, it's done. WE HAVE A FULL NEON GREEN WEEK AHEAD.

>>61091715
She looks cute, bet her dad is so proud of her.

>>61091442 (OP)
>offers nation's riches
does this offer include whores for /biz/ posters?

>>61091665
the game is much bigger than we understand with bitcoin especially, someone is going to get left holding that bag eventually, and im not talking about retail
obviously theres the talk about using crypto/stablecoins to dump us debt but i dont think its exactly that

sometime last week or whatever some anons recommend just launching my site in beta, it's a piece of crap rn but account registrations (no verification on emails) and posting/commenting should work:
https://alphapulse.org

I'm going to spend the rest of the day cleaning it up and try to get a card/widget for the wheeling anon

>>61091556
>why is Gold going up, government tells me there is no inflation!

>>61091556
>tariff and block all ag imports
>cost of beef goes up

All I want is to see crypto crash to its real value of $0. That's it. I don't care if my stocks also crash as long as I get to see cryptotards rope.

Sold my two biggest holds last week, hoping for a red tuesday so I can rebuy.

>>61091861
I wonder if there are also any changes to those food items over those 5 years that would act as additional, hidden inflation. Cheapening out on ingredients, slightly smaller portion sizes, that kind of thing.

>>61091898
Let me guess: BITF and SOXL?

>"Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It’s fucking over."
-Warren Buffet

>>61091895
Based Bobo

>>61091902
reported for antisemitism

Last digit of this post will determine the second digit of next Nasdaq closing price

curses, foiled by my safety net

>>61091919
Leaf nuclear mining and leaf Costco.

>>61091950
isnt there a big correlation between Bitcoin and Nasdaq?

>>61091932
Oy, the chutzpah of this anon! Stop acting so meshuga.
>>61091950
Big oof.

>>61091969
yes and there's a correlation between both of those and the m2

>>61091736
What a fine young well dressed woman, why wouldn't any father be proud?
*hits pipe*

>>61091982
what I mean is that bitcoin keeps going down. so that should tell us somehting for monday

>>61091492
I can't imagine all the HR complaints the women file againt the men who actually do the work.

>>61092005
oh, gotcha. yeah I dont' know how strong the relationship is when markets are closed, I've meant to look into the correlation between bitcoins price over the weekend and spy opening price on Monday

>>61092023
yeah ok, the correlation is probably the other way around

>>61092005
While it's not 1:1 that does seem to be the case overall, you can especially see where they dip together when the market drops.

>>61092072
exactly
I only know it because Peter Schiff mentions it

>>61092066
I didn't imply a direction for the correlation, not sure what you mean.

>>61092109
I mean that Bitcoin follows the Nasdaq, not the other way around

>>61091492
dunno how you resist opening up one of those windows and just yeeting that bitch out

>>61091470
>>61091502
I'm a normal, law-abiding citizen

>>61091496
Technically 1:1 is also an amount of leverage

>>61092118
Yeah I wasn't intending to say Nasdaq follows BTC. What I've wanted to look into is the movement of BTC when markets open, it might correct up or down at certain times depending on opening prices for the market at large. sort of like an arbitrage trade

>>61092145
eat shit pedos

>>61092168
sounds interesting

>>61092182
it would be easy to look into too since you wouldn't need any strategy/signal or execution logic, you'd just be comparing data at open. maybe I'll put together a demo of that or something. I want to look into hash power as a forecaster too

>>61092196
more power to you
Im too retarded for something like that

>>61091458
I need to fix the formatting, but here's earnings for the next 30 days

>Removing all excess and waste and focusing on making good investment choices (GME and physical silver) is really all you need. I
Is he right?

>>61091721
Gold will continue to pump regardless.

>>61092339
>good investment choices
>GME

>>61092339
>good investment choices (GME and physical silver)
Lmao

>>61091736
Didn't her dad die like 2 years ago?

>>61091964
Why

>>61091950
geez

feel bad for those delusional gme baggies
theyve been putting every paycheck into it for 4+ years and its going to go bankrupt

>>61092366
They just need to hodl for another 10 years and they'll break even

>>61092366
Be careful, they have agents monitoring this thread.

>>61092366
they've had 5 years to change their minds, it's their own fault. although gme does have a lot of cash so maybe itll just be a zombie for a long time. but so far gme is just diluting and raising cash at the expense of the shareholders kek

>>61092349
Because I'm a Leaf so it's easier to trade on the TSX.

I bought into Nuclear in July because there were talks about rebuilding the US Uranium stockpile and it went from $2.35 a share to $4.30 when I sold yesterday.

>>61092425
I heard they might dabble in AI

>>61092428
>>61092349
I'm a leaf and I use Questrade just to execute trades. I do all my other research on other platforms, and trade elsewhere too

>>61092441
If gamestop dabbles in Ai it's the top of the bubble exactly like they did with NFTs

>>61092366
retarded decisions must be punished

>>61092428
I probably wouldn't be so broke if I had the balls to throw 20,000 bucks at something I think 'might' 2x. Or maybe I would be more broke, whatever.

>>61092339
kek baggie

>>61092539
Funniest part is that he said he has like 300k in silver and gme, about 50/50. He works 2 jobs and just keeps adding to his position.

>>61092145
I LARP as an upstanding citizen in public.

Okay I have a question are the GME people still waiting for a short squeeze after all this time or has it evolved into something else?

>>61092593
they literally think moass is coming and the rich jews are somehow going to pay -them- lmfao

>>61092593
4 years on and they are still waiting, despite being diluted numerous times by Cohen.

>>61092593
the moass is coming any day now chuddie
just 2 more weeks

>>61092593
>>61092610
They have all sorts of conspiracies. For example they thought the last "warrant dividend" would expose all the supposed fakes shares. Obviously there was no fake shares. But hey, at least they get to participate in the dilution his time kek

>>61092593
>GME people still waiting for a short squeeze
Endless youtubers promising a short squeeze for GME and AMC. One full tard puts out vids every day saying this is it AMC is goint to squeeze. I think it keeps the other retards bag holding and draws in new retards hoping they get squeezed.

>>61092593
Here is the king of retards never ending vids on the squeeze is here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZeGb3mVTeQ I have to admit the retarded dedication is something like a super tard power to keep it up for so long

>>61092669
the youtuber has to recognize the grift and just profit from ads there's no way they're invested

>>61092669
if he gets clicks, making those garbage vids that baggies watch as they huff copium every day is more profitable than a gamestop long position

Tesf

I have it on good authority from the most esoteric of schizos that such highly valued assets as gme, bbby, xrp, link, and physical silver will all be the foundation of the new world order post currency collapse via the great reset. You need only one share of each if you want that sweet sweet generational wealth.

I aped into GLXY shortly after the Trump tweet to try to make profits, but that was before I saw that crapto dumped and I forgot it's involved with it. But, after the market closed they announced they acquired half a billion dollars to convert a shitcoin mine into an All Indian data center. Is this bullish or bearish?

>>61092799
>bailing on the dead crypto scam to wring the last dollars out of the AI scam
you're gonna need a bigger bear

>>61092824
I'm actually the dumbest gorilla nigger and I deserve to lose money. My work computer running Windows 11 shilled me on it! It was going up 5% every other day! I'm fucking switching to Linux, that's the last time I get mindraped by Bill Gates.

>>61092778
*me ordering fast food in the year 2089*

>"Yeah uhhh I'll have the grubdog with extra tylenol and a side of Beijing sticks"
>"alright that'll be .005 shares of Gamestop, .01 shares of AMC, and two bars of silver plus tip"
>I tap my chastity cage to pay and leave two gold bars as a tip
>I'm shot in the back as I leave for undertipping

>>61092839
bill gates isnt involved in modern kikerosoft

Snapchat is dead a lawsuit by investors and being sued by 2 states for allowing child predators to groom on top of a shrinking user base

>>61092839
>He didn't swap to Linux months ago

Literally just install Linux Mint and your computer will 100% run better and faster because there aren't dozens of Microsoft telemetry programs constantly running.

Powler speech Tuesday.
If the market doesn't tank Monday it will on Tuesday.

>>61092879
Pedos are just a minor problem

>>61092893
I tried installing Linux on my Surface Pro and I was shocked by the performance but also since the device is a locked down piece of shit there were too many features missing so I sorrily went back to Winblows. My next laptop will be an alternative one that ships with Linux out of the box.

>>61092895
if it dont
tank moonday
then bettah take
that opp
2 sell while
u can
last chance
EVER
>EVER
EVER

hmm...

imagine the world as a basic family automobile
xi jinping is driving while donald trump sits in the passenger seat pretending to drive with a toy steering wheel
bibi netanyahu is in the back yelling directions at trump while vlad putin and volodymyr zelensky beat the shit out of each other
stay safe out there

This is all wimpy Trumps fault! If a REAL leader were in charge, I would have been so tough on China that the rare earths situation would have never gotten this bad. But wimpy-Trump is too timid to drone strike Chinese shipping lanes, SAD! When I’m elected president of NORTH AMERICA, I will ensure that not a single Chinese vessel leaves port without paying the “don’t kill me” tax, OR ELSE!

>>61092879
Snapchat stopped being relevant years ago

News dump:
>https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-directs-hegseth-pay-troops-during-ongoing-government-shutdown-standoff-he-rails-against-schumer
>https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2025/10/11/trump-directs-pentagon-to-pay-troops-despite-shutdown/

In the shutdown for the long haul. This was the card the dems had to play.

>https://punchbowl.news/article/finance/economy/government-shutdown-worsens/ (paywalled but its punchbowl, if they say thing happen on capital hill, it happen)

>https://paragoninstitute.org/about/#staff
Trump's health policy think tank, they've suddenly gone into full shill mode on the Obamacare fraud in their briefs and from the analysts xitter, probably at his behest. This is what dems want. So more no deal news.

>https://punchbowl.news/article/senate/schumer-dems-momentum/
Schumer needs to luck tough after being a productive member of democracy on last spending bill or he'll lose his seat.

tl;dr: No deal in sight this month. If anyone has news on the (R) house party that is taking place this weekend please reply. Would like to know if there's any xitter buzz around that and what folks are saying in the party who aren't trump. (not that this rly matters)

>>61092849
At least you're not speaking german

>>61091442 (OP)
>Be 35
>Only work comfy min wagie jobs
>No friends or social life so was able to save up a fair bit.
>Periods where I was a bit materialistic so I bought heaps of useless shit to fill the void.
>Periods where I was used and pressured by family to "help" financially irresponsible (and highest earning) brother which became the norm and amounted to over $40k which was never paid back
>Have $140k in cash
>Have $143k in stocks/ETFs

Currently live in my sisters backyard spare room, basically as their family pet lol. I live frugally and hoping my dad doesn't get scammed out of the family home and that I will eventually live there. Unless they scam me and give it to my brother who has always mooched off them his whole adult life despite being the highest earner out of all of us.

Should I just keep buying into the same ETFs? I put 4/5 of my wage into my etfs, and the rest is just on food and petrol for work. I don't have any real skills, accepted and acknowledged I wasted my life. Just want something to build to give my sister's kids when I pass. Hopefully have them shocked at what I will leave them when I pass after having me roam around in their backyard while they grew up.

They currently love me but the oldest is 9 years old so I have a few more years before the jig is up and they realise I'm a deadbeat loser in society lol

I'm worried I didn't short enough

ok so wtf happened on Friday? I haven't been paying attention but my folio got fucked

>>61093061
China mostly silent as far as I can tell, though they did add this to their moves on Friday:
https://www.aa.com.tr/en/americas/china-imposes-new-charges-on-american-ships-in-response-to-us-port-fees/3713849

Fee per ton for American ship imposed at 56$ to Americas $50 on Chinese ships.

As far as I'm aware this is the only response we have yet, a mild re-raise which may be indicative of their response, a capital hill guy said on xitter they are testing resolve so I would expect their full response to be quite robust in a way that shows they're going to go harder, but not so high as to seem silly or theatrical, just like this.

Probably 115% tariffs on all US goods.

If I were Xi I would probably wait for a dip buying recovery to announce this, to put maximum pressure on.

>>61093154
I see....

i sure hope there is a pump premarket or i am fucked and will probably sell everything, all in puts, then get fucked again.

>>61093167
they dont need a response
their export control on rare earth is already declaration of war
people compltetely miss the fuckign picture thinking this is about a tweet from trump

>>61093139
Literally me, except I live with two rommates and my sister cannot manage money (makes 40k/yr). She owes me $5k if she ever gets back on her feet, but Ive given it to her unconditionally and dont expect it back

>super scary friday
im pumped for the halloween pump
talking PUMPkins over here

>>61093193
Is your sister hot?

>>61093214
She's 41, single, and has two kids
She maintains herself, thoughever

>>61092936
heres a term youre gonna love to look up: bankruptcy lawyer

>>61092593
DESU gamestop has an incredible 9 billion in cash reserves for thier 11 billion market cap. There is something to think about

>>61093187
Take a deep breath anon.

The article makes that clear as it was out of the blue on Friday, they are the ones firing the first shot to break the stalemate. It also mentions Chinas courts have started targeting American companies unprompted.

What will actually move markets will be the retaliation. You are trading in a market. What matters is how information is perceived/recieved, not reality. That sort of thing only matters to autists/over the very long term.

>>61091950
yay!

I would like to follow up:

As expected, the price of my straddle write increases by nearly 13% even though UPS fell by nearly 3%. IV spiked, my contracts increased in value even though it moved away from my max profit at 87 on November 11th

>>61093139
>>Have $140k in cash
>>Have $143k in stocks/ETFs
>accepted and acknowledged I wasted my life
Bro? Have you allowed social media to convince your of retarded shit again?

>>61092895
The market depends more on the executive branch than the fed right now

>>61093241
you sound like a bot

lol GME's entire profit is interest income on cash they got from selling shares during the mega squeeze.. it literally only makes money from that. in fact its losing money but the interest income is keeping it alive

>>61093241
>it was out of the blue on Friday, [China] are the ones firing the first shot to break the stalemate
america was first to break the agreement (BIS 50% rule) and china retaliated with rare earth controls

I heard there's trouble in the stock market. When's the big crash? I missed the COVID one.

>>61092936
>double top

stock market movie nite is Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

>>61092942
If the world was a family sedan Israel would be driving it and every other car in the highway retard
chinks are irrelavant

>>61093033
90% of rare earths are used by solar panels and EVs alone and both of these products are completely optional and only exist due to government subsidies
Just drive a normal car and use normal electricity sources to power households and businesses

>>61093058
cute

>>61093061
>shutdown
>tariffs
>multifront war in eastern europe, the middle east and latinx america
It's good that there isn't apathy in the foreign policy department but he needs to fucking chill and lay out his vision more clearly

Seems like a lot of people think the market will be closed on Monday

>>61093139
>35
>live in my sisters backyard spare room
investing shouldn't even be on your mind
get an actual job and rent a place
get your shit together faggot you're 35

>>61093141
as long as you don't get greedy and are hedged you'll be ok

>>61093540
i read that specific rare earths (in smaller quantities) are also essential to electronics such as nvidia blackwell gpus

>>61091496
Its amazing that this the pain from barely 10% drop

>>61093603
The problem with rare earths is the density
China has a lot of them but the amount the rest of the world has is enough for their actual needs
just cut down on the EV and solar green meme and you'll be fine

Orange nigger for the love of god

i want to turn a 15k a year job
into a 60k a year using insane leverage

>>61093143
Donald Trump tweeted something

>>61093171
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
read the feed
only bad news coming in during the weekend

>>61093558
narcissists don't have vision or long-term planning, all of their actions are based on their emotions in the moment

my interpretation of NPD is basically a person whose emotional development stopped as a toddler - which makes all the cartoons lampooning trump as a baby strangely accurate

>>61093203
luv pumpkins

>>61093632
People overestimate the importance of the white house in US foreign policy decisions and grand strategy
The Pentagon and the intelligence community are just as if not more influential, if people think Trump's strategy in Latinamerica/greenland, the middle east/israel, Europe/Russia and Asia/China goes against the grand strategy devised by the deep state they're delusional
even the tariffs, every tariff Trump imposed in his first term were kept by biden (he even added some on China), Trump is just more bold and childish about it, he has 0 appeal as a statesman and is arguably turning Europe against America to a degree that no future president can fix

>>61093487
in 2 weeks

>>61093644
This twisted market needs to be retset.
That being said he also needs to pump my heavy, painful fanny bags.

>>61093518
>ain't_clickin_that_shit.jpg

>>61093663
The entire growth of the indices depends on AI capex
The indices have been growing faster than M2 but are still undervalued when priced in gold so there is an argument here for both bears (dot com levels of overvaluation when looking at mcap/m2) and bulls (spy/gld is undervalued)

>>61093574
... it will be

>>61093615
biden really lives rent free in his head lmao

>>61093615
I was in on the whole FNMA trade during Trump's first presidency when he was going to set the GSEs free Any Day Now. Feels a bit nostalgic to see anons here keeping the dream alive.

>>61093675
stocks are open, bonds are closed

>>61093686
got it
you can still trade ETFs that track them though

>>61093682
Everyday I want to kill myself

>>61093682
>>61093706

>>61093721
kek

>>61093615
biden is literally getting cancer treatments while trump memes on him
its really disgraceful at this point

henlo mister jerome
we need u to give emergency rate cuts
to counteract the tariff threats
thank u mister jerome

So are we selling Monday morning ?

>>61093740
just wait 17 more days lmao

>>61093742
smg panic sold on friday
you're late

>>61093706
Had to dig through the records to remember how that even worked out. In at $3.75, out at $4.08, that's not so bad! Then I got back in at $4.32, doubled down at 3.82, and eventually escaped at $4.29. It's nice to know that I was just as retarded back then as I am now.

>>61093731
it's an ugly pill to swallow but american conservatives don't even consider their political opponents as humans so shit like that is completely acceptable in their sphere

>>61093761
>conservatives
Anon, I...

>>61093773
maga people
whatever you want to call them

>>61093721
stop its not funny :(

>>61093761
he did this shit to john mccain too
its really pathetic
this country is really in trouble

>>61093779
Nigger

>>61093779
most people call them retards

>>61093783
absolutely disgusting jesus christ

>>61093742
Best I can do is to panic buy upon market open, and immediately blow my cash reserve (It's only $5,200).
I am *excited*

>>61093742
I can go all in on TQQQ and worsen the crash, or SQQQ and the market will recover. What'll it be?

>>61093796
sacrifice yourself for the greater good

hate to admit it but this crash was my fault, i bought a bunch of SPY and some meme stock calls on thursday

if only i didn't sell shit one week before 50% moons. rip

>>61093796
Both for the optionsfags.

>>61093813
the crash may have been your fault but the second leg down was my fault

i went balls deep on what was obviously the easiest taco trade of the year

>>61093813
thanks a lot asshole

i would've made fortunes

>>61091226
Any thoughts on Wendy's?

>>61093834
what stopped you from doing so?

>>61093836
the market is taking them pretty seriously

>>61093681
the only place that that zombie has been doing any living for the past 6 years is in people's heads

>>61093850
he's such a harmless old fart

>>61093850
I miss this ice cream nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>61093868
we all do

>>61093846
The market took redditors buying GME seriously lol

>>61093879
China and America being this hostile to one another is pretty new
even when compared to Trump's first term

>>61093909
Thanks bro, I almost missed your last messages

>>61093913
you're welcome bro

>be trump
>promise not to escalate
>escalate anyway
>china counter-escalates
>escalate BIGLY
post-cold war politicians are fucking retarded
we couldn't afford to have politicians this retarded in soviet times
we're about to learn that we can't afford them in the new bipolar sino-american world economic order either

>>61093837
damn it's near covid lows, i'd buy some just for that but i can't offer any real analysis other than i'd rather go to wendys than mcd

>>61093926
I'm guessing that Trump expects China to stop escalating at some point (despite having no reason to)

XACO

>>61093942
Xi never chickens out though

Computer, terminate the currently running program.

>CHINA FIRES WATER CANNON AT BFAR VESSEL IN WEST PHILIPPINE SEA

>A Chinese coast guard vessel fired its water cannon at the BRP Datu Pagbuaya, a civilian vessel of the Bureau of Fisheries and Aquatic Resources, in the territorial waters of Pag-asa Island in the West

Can I get a QRD on who’s winning, trump or China?

>>61093969
isn't it obvious?

>>61093947
He just did
>China commerce ministry confident latest rare earth export control measures will have extremely limited impact on production and supply chains
>China Commerce Ministry: Rare Earth Export Applications for Civilian Use to be Approved, Relevant Enterprises Need Not Worry

>>61093969
Both. Chrumpa wins bigly.

Holy shit faggot we don't need 40 fucking posts with fucking headlines

>>61093972
>Applications for Civilian Use to be Approved, Relevant Enterprises Need Not Worry
This is insanely vague

>CHINA HAS REWIRED ITS FINANCIAL SYSTEM — ALLOWING IT TO TRADE GLOBALLY WITHOUT RELYING ON THE U.S. DOLLAR.
>THIS SHIFT COULD SUPERCHARGE THE YUAN’S INTERNATIONAL INFLUENCE AND RESHAPE THE GLOBAL PAYMENTS LANDSCAPE.

>>61093838
vibes

>61093969
Neither, we are going back to the status quo.

>>61093987
kek

>>61093969
China never wins anything

>>61093988
so NEH

>>61093995
They're winning european and latin american hearts and minds

>>61093980
benevolent china has kindly given you advance notice that NVDA is about to get fucked sideways
please proceed to sell your shares in an orderly fashion

Imagine buying 4chan gold lol

>>61094004
Is there a tech megacap that isn't tied to the DoD?

FUCK DRUMPF FUCK THAT TINY HANDS TINY DICK ORANGE PIECE OF SHIT FUCK HIS WIFE AND KIDS

>>61094014
this AI stuff isn't so bad when you're just using it as an encyclopedia

This has to be a bot, right? There's no way a real person has spent over half an hour spamming bullshit

>>61094024
Based

>>61094029
it's just the relevant news tweets from financialjuice

>>61094029
Yea

>>61094025
so it's over

>>61094024
you lost a lot of money on friday didn't you

>>61094040
this is literally just fake news
unless they mean a gold shitcoin

>>61094026
>SHORTAGE OF WORKERS
what a dishonest way to say "below-market wages"

>>61094060
any complaint about lack of labor is actually lack of slaves from the third world

>>61094039
i'd say so

to the wheeling anon, I will have your thingy majigger done later this week. I'd say tomorrow but im super busy tomorrow. Everything took longer than I thought today, I think some of the functionality will be on the homepage like in pic rel, I think this is a better landing page than the vanilla stuff I had before

News?

>>61094114
US-China trade war is back in full swing
Other than that nothing is happening really

>>61093834
Non-5%er

>>61094116
crash wont come. buying calls on monday.
>>61094114
>News?
Seems it's all olds
;)

>>61093969
They're both winning by negotiating without pulling their punches.

I AM GOING TO SLURP TOMORROW MORNING
I HAVE A REASON TO WAKE UP

>AUSTRALIA MOVES TO PROTECT ITS MINERAL MIGHT

>Canberra is reportedly weighing minimum price floors for critical minerals and fresh investments in rare-earth projects as part of a potential strategic resources pact with the United States, The Age reports.

HOLY SHIT STFU, I LIKE TO POST NEWS HEADLINES; BUT NOT EVERY FUCKIN ONE IN ONE POST WITH 1 LINE

>>61094132
>TOMORROW MORNING
>he doesnt know
teehee

>GLOBAL RARE EARTH RESERVES — WHO CONTROLS THE WORLD’S SUPPLY

>China: 48.9%
>Brazil: 23.3%
>India: 7.7%
>Australia: 6.3%
>Russia: 4.2%
>Vietnam: 3.9%
>United States: 2.1%
>Greenland: 1.7%
>South Africa: 1.0%
>Tanzania: 1.0%
>Canada: 0.9%

>Source: U.S. Geological Survey

>>61094137
Just report some of his shit for flooding then ID filter. Easy as it gets.

>>61093868
but he hid in his basement and had almost no appearances outside obligatory duties

>>61094137
At first it was annoying. Now I am numb to it.
This webm helped, as well.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760163890204531.webm

>>61094149
hot

>>61094153

>>61094153

>>61094153

>>61094132
>Sunday

>>61094163
>>61094140
what are timezones?

>>61091458
>all these banks, financial institutions, TSM too
this week could be the big one if the numbers are bad.

>>61091861
>10 mcnuggets are now $7.58
that's almost a dollar a nugget
that's fucked-up

>>61093615
he's just jealous that Biden got to enjoy endless ice-cream breaks, while he has to constantly put out the fires he started.

The Chinese sure used a lot of words instead of just responding with 100% tariffs of their own.

>>61095748
seems to be $9.61 now

https://www.ubereats.com/store/mcdonalds-la-figueroas/EYDtFoJNQF2JX5hKm39UUA?ps=1&storeOfdSearchQuery=mcnugget

Both threads are lame. Shoukd I bake another?

fresh thread cover
>>61093731
fuck biden

>>61096413
Ronald McDonald needs to get his shit together.

so are we dumping again tomorrow or will there be a recovery

>>61098215
technically, the china exports are still in place
so the trade war is still ongoing
trump tweeteed something, but that doesnt change anything

>>61098235
*export controls

>>61094114
Lemme save that

This is bullshit
How the fuck do you even buy stock "overnight"

Fuck
I shoulda bought a lot of crypto and gold miners on friday when everything was done. GDXU pumped like 15 bucks from friday's lows. Easily 240 bucks this week.

>>61093868
Zombie Joe being president is like a weird fever dream. 2025, as it currently is, feels like it should be 2021 and I should still be in my late 20s.

>>61093706
I envy your balls. If I had the balls to dump 20k into one thing, beingsure it was gonna go up, I would have made 2 million bucsk this year.

>>61100361
If I had put it into TQQQ calls it would be like 100k
Everyday I want to kill myself.

>be me
>Naked short VIX calls right before close on Friday
>Brokerage tries to margin call me but can't because option can't be liquidated in aftermarket hours
>Nothingburger confirmed through weekend
>Futures moon
*am here*
>VIX turbo dumps into open tomorrow
>Brokerage seethes at me making a gorillion bucks
It feels good to break the system bros

Ploot you fucking nigger i swear to god

>>61093580
>rent a place
>just enrich the do nothing rent seeking jewish land lords bro
shut the fuck, he is living the trad life, while it true that he should try and get a better job, there is zero reason he should rent when he can live with his family and save up more money that he can either invest with or buy a good house of his own with, also never be socially pressured to do things that will harm you

ITT people who have no idea how much hard work being a landlord requires
You get incredibly low return on capital and have to lever up for it to make sense exposing you to retarded risk
You have to deal with unpredictable people and can't reject people based on their race
People will nail their Christmas tree into your beautiful redwood floor

I keep trying to short quantum shit and keep getting fucked man, this is crazy. Just every day is +10%. Rigetti gets 6million in orders and the stock skyrockets, fuck.