>>61098552
This shit really is EZ money. Just so long as you don't overleverage into your shorts and get liq'ed by some scamwick, this is as close to a certainty as it can get.
>>61098446 (OP)
Trump and all the world's moneybags wanted a discount on altcoins before altseason so they created a flash crash to slurp. Like when you have the biggest stack at the poker table and can start bullying other players with small piles
insider traders taking advantage of a parkinson's addled dementia patent to profit from sudden massive short puts, treating crypto and the stock market like ATM machine, and getting away with it because you speculation chasers keep filling in the cracks of a foundation designed to rob you.