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Anonymous (ID: kyL80VHk) No.61101806 >>61101842 >>61101857 >>61101903 >>61101906 >>61101921 >>61104830
bizbrothers you guys are my best friends. I’m at a club and want to end up eating this one girl’s ass. Give me some advice bros. I’ll post pics here or gif on /gif/ if successful.
Anonymous (ID: Aws5TMqQ) No.61101842
>>61101806 (OP)
Is it gay to eat her booty hole?
Anonymous (ID: tE6IOh1P) No.61101854 >>61101877 >>61101885
Tell her you've been holding Chainlink for 8 years
Anonymous (ID: t776Q9p/) No.61101857 >>61101924
>>61101806 (OP)
Don’t eat ass or pussy, especially club girl ass or pussy. You will regret it, you will wake up with sore throat and worry you caught something and your whole week will be ruined.

Just wear rubber and have normal sex
Anonymous (ID: 6/KFMWZ0) No.61101862
You're gonna need cocaine.
Anonymous (ID: dZ2e9tg3) No.61101877 >>61101882 >>61101889 >>61104877
>>61101854
This unironically. Pic related. Only absolute legends know where this came from.
Anonymous (ID: dZ2e9tg3) No.61101882 >>61101888 >>61101889 >>61104877
>>61101877
Anonymous (ID: kyL80VHk) No.61101885
>>61101854
Kek
Anonymous (ID: dZ2e9tg3) No.61101888 >>61104877
>>61101882
Anonymous (ID: kyL80VHk) No.61101889
>>61101877
>>61101882
Too drunk for this level of abstraction
Anonymous (ID: VnoJYuTn) No.61101903 >>61101914
>>61101806 (OP)
That's how you get parasites, HPV, and eventually throat cancer.
Anonymous (ID: XUIzDMG5) No.61101906
>>61101806 (OP)
You need to be too drunk and need a ride home or you lost your keys and need a ride home, initiate at closing time…that’s your best chance at getting her in the sack
Anonymous (ID: vDetW5xF) No.61101907 >>61101914
She's already at the club in a Sunday which is basically consent. It means she didn't get laid Friday and Saturday. Ask her to buy you a drink.
Anonymous (ID: kyL80VHk) No.61101914 >>61101919 >>61101973
>>61101903
Boooooo
>>61101907
Intetesting
Anonymous (ID: rOehy9OP) No.61101915
don't eat someone's ass until they take a shower
Anonymous (ID: VnoJYuTn) No.61101919
>>61101914
I am warning you. Don't do it. Will the 10 minutes of pleasure really be worth the cancer risk? Think about it.

Go home.
Anonymous (ID: MrIhv+ck) No.61101921
>>61101806 (OP)
You know it tastes like shit right? Just imagining the smell turns me off to it desu. I'd still fuck her ass though anal is fun desu desu.
Anonymous (ID: eMVUgHnL) No.61101924
>>61101857
Holy this. Whenever I eat a new girls ass or pussy i get a sore throat. Women are nasty.
Anonymous (ID: XUIzDMG5) No.61101932 >>61104280
Being attracted to ass means you have worms, which is basically gayness…you need to take a course of ivermectin
Anonymous (ID: vDetW5xF) No.61101973 >>61101984 >>61101988
>>61101914
If she has a friend sitting next to her cock blocking, ask the friend if you can borrow her chair.
Anonymous (ID: dZ2e9tg3) No.61101984 >>61101988 >>61104877
>>61101973
He can simply apply pic related if she has a friend. See, this event has already been foretold.
Anonymous (ID: dZ2e9tg3) No.61101988 >>61104877
>>61101984
>>61101973
It will play out like so
Anonymous (ID: ltdnos63) No.61104280
>>61101932
Interesting take. I don't really believe it. Anything g that explains it?
Anonymous (ID: Y3BPy7aq) No.61104830
>>61101806 (OP)
Use flash so we can see the ballsack of your girl with details as you eat "her" ass
Anonymous (ID: wYuymZjn) No.61104877
>>61101877
>>61101882
>>61101888
>>61101984
>>61101988
Cope stinkies
You will never have sex
Anonymous (ID: rYZkEWhC) No.61104922 >>61105457
anal sucks I got a virus in my urethra from anal and a virus in my throat from eating ass.
Not worth.
Anonymous (ID: Y3BPy7aq) No.61105457
>>61104922
you were supposed to chew some garlic before, during and after the anal in the ass, anon