Thread 61104677

Europe is back edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

>what the fuck is this
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61103889

How is Europe planning on powering their AI datacenters, considering they've blown up all their nuclear cooling towers as a display of Progressive Environmentalism?

>>61104775
France still has a fuckton of them, Poland is introducing nuclear, Italy and Spain on the rise. It's really just Germany's retardness...

>>61104775
Human treadmills powered by illegal migrants

How do I invest in this? SCHL? TXN?

What is the best brokerage platform for europeans?

Fuck, the rare earth hype train is dying out. It's going to be a slow climb up isn't it?

I hate hodling.

>>61104799
Capitulation.

>>61104799
loading up on leap puts.

I don't want to hold cash, but getting into Gold now seems a bit risky woth how high it is. What do?

I'm doing well today. SPY is going places!

>>61104794
>its really just germany's retardedness
no, theyre important russian qts to preserve the german race while they get infested with browns
Thats why Gergamy and Russia have been in such tight cahoots

>>61104807
I did

>>61104826
i felt the exact same way and sidelined myself until it hit 4k, bought gold futes then they dumped. closed the future position and gold hits a new high today. fucking hell

>>61104826
Gold is run up, get into platinum.

>>61104826
Antimony #1

We really couldn't go one day with pumping back up, huh? People seem to have a Pavlovian response to buy the dip.

I put $3k -$3.5k in investments every month…

When should I start living my life bros?

We really couldn't go one day without pumping back up, huh? People seem to have a Pavlovian response to buy the dip.

>>61104677 (OP)
1.1 billion? This is like that austin powers skit where dr.evil can't figure out inflation. They might as well have pledged $20k for all the effect that will have

>>61104844
>>61104855
the ol double dubber

>>61104797
buy puts cause i aint paying lol

Seriously - when will this AI shit stop?
Microsoft shoehorned copilot into everything on my work comp and it's mega fucking annoying. All social media is rapidly deteriorating. I don't think many consumers want AI products of most types.

I also finally understand that numbers will always get bigger and line will usually go up but we'll just get poorer.

HGRAF idiots, is this company for real? how has it not rode the 5000% pump?

shoutout to the soul who was saying ionq was going to dump hard and shilled loading up on IONZ (IONZ is down 23% on the daily)
flipped it for a dollar fifty

>>61104855
every dip has been defended, why do you think it would stop here? the good news is if you wait a few weeks, itll be lower than where it is right now

>>61104677 (OP)
Just 1 billion on random eu startups and projects? Scam altman is promising 1000 gorillion united states dollars, there is no chance this will have any impact

>>61104855
stock market is closed
this is all fake

Force Majeure

>wake up to green
Feels good. Was getting scared last Thursday and Friday
Now im gonna take some winnings and trim the fat from my portfolio

retardpumping

>>61104775
Only g*rms were retarded enough to do that. Fucking IMAGINE being afraid of tsunamis in fucking germany.
Never work with a g*rm, most displeasing shit I had to endure after having to swipe the literal shit of a poor demented alzheimer soul. Or maybe that one was less worse.

Max Pain Theory would imply that we have several ATH to reach to lull everyone into a false sense of security and then and only then will we dump.

>>61104864
>Seriously - when will this AI shit stop?
The next obvious phase would be "natural apps and services", e.g. those that specifically ban / exclude ai for an AI detox.

No shit, I was looking at house listings recently. Someone bought one at auction and a week later it's back on the market, all polished up. Even the pavement outside and neighbours walls. Look a bit closer at the burglar alarms and windows. It's entirely fucking ai filters and image manipulated. It's due to go back up for auction shortly so I'll be interested to see what it goes for but it's comical the auction house and estate agents with all of their value added skills have even allowed it to be listed.

>>61104863
lomoa

>>61104677 (OP)
>US clears literally trillions of dollars in AI investment
>China is dumping hundreds of billions into it
>EU: Let's spend a bit over $1 billion
I know Europe's pretty behind the ball when it comes to tech stuff in general, but really? Do they think this will make them even remotely competitive with Greatest Columbia or The Middle Kingdom?

Bobina almost cummed.

Almost.

>>61104893
>Fucking IMAGINE being afraid of tsunamis in fucking germany.
>it's real
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man the EU is cooked

>>61104900
Sir we can't afford that. We are busy paying for the millions of arabs that Israel and the US pushed our way.

>>61104828
>>61104744
Friendly warning for ESEA holders
>>61104894

>>61104923
Thank you for your service

>>61104878
>random eu startups and projects
Aleph Alpha, the german AI startup just chose a new CEO who is backed by the Schwarz family, they are the owners of LIDL and they are not fucking around.

>>61104940
>LIDL
That reminds me, I could use a few more plasma cutters, cured cheeses and smoked sausages.

>>61104923
Oh shit smigger, I thought it looked too good to be true.

>Purchase history is currently unavailable for this position. Updated purchase history will be available on the next business day.

Why is Fidelity like this?

>>61104799
Rare earths were never "rare" in the way you think. You got memed on by China.

>>61104864
The perception right now is that businesses have to figure out a way to adopt ai or be left behind. I think we have a long way to pump even if AI turns out to be a meme only because it will take time for everyone to give up on the technology.

>>61104923
damn
thanks for the warning?
might still ride it for a teensy bit. i was thinking they were basically ZIM but not jewish

>>61104980
Doesn't matter if they are, fact is that the US doesn't refine them yet and they are crucial for advanced weaponry.

>>61104677 (OP)
If I was a trickster, a tricky guy, I would probably flatten the market out durring lunch so that people stop looking at their phones before dumping it.

Just a thought.

Am i too late to silver party

>>61105001
To the gold party too

>>61105000
Trips confirm tricky trade

>>61104864
I don't know, all I know is I'm certainly not paying for it, and my workplace does not either.

>>61104900
Football teams still play Alabama too.

When your coworkers start talking about gold, sell

>>61105001
You're just in time for the Lemon Party. But keep it a secret before the retards at /pmg/ finds out.

to the dude that bought my 2 0tde spy 663 for 1.50, thanks and sorry
solded 3 contracts of SLV, each at 50% profit.
have two left.
none of that matters when im holding fanny nigger may but whatever

>>61105000
Save the mega dump til this evening. Classic.

It's currently 5.30pm in bongo land. It'll be half ten at night in eurobong when the US closes. Perfect time for a heist.

WTF is wrong with amzn. Please tell me earnings are gonna pump that shit

>>61104775
nuclears real energy cost is $2+ each kwh. its just HUGE amounts tax payers money upfront and retards like you are not able to do the math. wind/solar/battery factories are cheapest energy you can get. Once we converted fully, we will have cheapest electricity worldwide.
USA just isnt able to comprehend, like they werent able with China.

I sold my minor positions today. Made a few thousand in asset appreciation over the last two years. Now my folio is looking cleaner.

>>61104677 (OP)
>EU created to boost economic growth for multiple countries
>Fail at that

>>61105030
AMZN is by far my worst-performing stock in my portfolio over the last 6 months, it's fucking crazy how it just keeps treading water. I really hope earnings do something because damn.

>>61105036
>huge upfront cost
>destroys the powerplants entirely
Really makes me think

>>61105017
>tfw holding taxable gold
Probably not gonna be worth selling right?

Dude fuck you market
I checked everything military and the options are broken as heck. I can’t even get liquidity on the fracking DFEN or Blackrock ETF. This sucks. At least Barron Trump can make 60 million off of RTX somehow.

when the fuck is nxdr gonna do something

I AM GETTING SIDELINED I NEED TO INVEST MY CA$H

My most retarded investment was canoo. I really thought it was something

>>61105036
Yeah bro, hows that working out for you? A lot of coal, gas, and oil being used over there. The environmental superheroes Germany spewing out pollution instead of using their clean nuclear power plants. Lol, lmao even.
But in just two more weeks, you'll be fully converted and have limitless electricity whenever you want!!

>>61104677 (OP)
>>61105061
you did buy the dip on friday right anon?

>>61105001
Are normies talking about it?
If not, then you're probably not too late.
Also note platinum is still well below ATH, unlike gold and silver.
Finally, keep in mind the inflation-adjusted ATH for silver is over $200.

I am now up 220% on UUUU since putting my MP Materials profits into it. I think nuclear power station construction companies are the next play.

>>61105046
I sold all my megacaps. Now I have 90% in funds and 10% in small caps. I'm up 52% YTD for my small caps.

>>61105048
its not that hard, germanys nuclear power plants were at the end of their lifetime. repowering every plant would have cost 100billion euro tax money. while wind/solar/battery is built by private companies, 0 billion tax money

>>61105028
According to grok when bonds can trade again we dump for reasons unclear to me.

oh shit did we finally top out?
nearly bought a spy 662p but i’ll sit this one out

>>61105076
So you think power stations are your ally?

>>61104927
>>61104967
>>61104996
hate to see noobs go broke

>>61105079
>germanys nuclear power plants were at the end of their lifetime
no they werent
they could have still lasted decades
lying lefist nigger

>>61105087
Noone cared who I was until I cut off the electricity

>>61105085
bottom signal

>>61105069
>clean nuclear power plants
The amount of wind and solar energy available on earth vastly outstrips all of the energy currently being generated by all forms of powerplants combined, by orders of magnitude.

Red tuesday

>>61105071
No but i bought thursdays

lmfao

>>61105118
who dat?

>>61105079
>while wind/solar/battery is built by private companies, 0 billion tax money
Leftists are so comfortable just outright lying to defend their indefensible positions. You really cannot have a conversation with these cretins.

>>61105071
I HAD NO CA$H TO BUY ANYTHING

Neon green tuesday. Clip it and ship it, chat.

>>61105025
Try not to let FNMA eat at you too much. If it helps you feel any better, this year I finally fought my way out of a position I've been stuck with over 4 years, which at its lowest point was an 89% loss. I still have the original shares but anything I can get for them is gravy so I'm just waiting for a good pump to sell. You'll look back on it someday as a learning experience.

>>61105123
aunt jemima

>>61104863
Hopefully they also bring back debtors prison

>>61105079
Nope. They were blown up because the Germans are afraid of tsunamis. I fact checked this. >>61104912 >>61104893

>>61105071
Yes, but it dipped even more.

>>61104891
lol

>>61105141
>$95
Why even bother?

>>61105025
I was down 50% on Fannie Mae for months. It will go back up, just be patient and trust the process. That stock goes months at a time without pumping. Trump is finally talking about Fannie again, so it could happen any day now

>>61105046
>>61105030

I hope it dies

>>61105107
Ah right the potentiality of wind and solar, the environmentalists sole cope. I too can talk in potentials and fantasize about the perfection of fusion technology, hell why not even talk about cold fusion!
The potential of solar and wind means jack shit when it still cannot effectively utilize all that. Using potentials as an argument to decommission your already working power plants is unimaginably stupid. Decommission them WHEN you have solved all the efficiency and storage issues.

>>61104997
That's just what happens when people are obsessed with getting things cheap over just getting them.

>>61105088
ok ok, took profit

>>61105136
i was unironically gonna start paying before orange nigger personally rugged my fanny may play. they're on forbearance so they can suck my nuts
>>61105129
every single thing he has tweeted about has eventually shot up.
we've had 2 fanny shitposts from him in just the past few days, so that's my copium.

>>61104893
so, youre an eastern eurpean gypsy or what?

>>61105156
Spain uses a lot of solar and wind power

>>61105095
Do you feel negatively charged?

>>61105123
Wullen Burret

Wrong thread

>>61103970

>>61103970

>>61103970

>>61105107
not available when the wind doesnt blow and the sun doesnt shine
which makes it basically useless
but at least you said somehting

>>61105163
I... I have sent you a lot of electrons.

>>61105160
why are you speculating while having a negative net worth? This is beyond the pale of retardation

>>61105156
>cold fusion!
Yeah, you see, the difference between a solar panel and a cold fusion reactor is one of those exists. And is orders of more simple than tapping power of a hot fusion reactor.

>>61105156
We needed to have been spinning up new nuclear plants out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere like 15 years ago, instead of sitting on our asses while IT datacenters, electric cars, and now LLM datacenters grew more and more common every year. Unfortunately a bunch of retards halfway around the world had a literal melty 40 fucking years ago and boomers never got over it.

>>61105172
>Fusion
Oop. Not available in general.

>Fission
Oop. Can't get the fuel. No electric for today.

>>61105184
i....never had much of a worth to begin with...
all i really have in life are 2000 shares of the fanning made company, an girthy penis and a nice watch

>>61105198
Which watch

>>61105162
And yet nuclear is bigger than those two combined. Now what would happen if you nuked your nuclear?
>>61105186
100% efficient solar and wind does not exist and surely not even you would be able to sell that lie. Not to mention that storage efficiency is also not where it needs to be to fully counteract the natural downsides of solar and wind.
The point is that you can't argue in solar and winds favor on the premise that 100% of the potential wind and solar energy can be utilized, because it simply isn't true.

>>61105209
i posted it last thread

The gold and metals pump makes me too suspicious. I’m sniping from here on out until we have a recession

>>61105193
right, must be why france has cheaper energy than germany
and germany in general the most expsive energy in the world, because wind and solar is so fuckign cheap
you people have brain worms

>>61105198
Start an OnlyFans account (or whatever camwhore fags use these days) and do bespoke jerkoff videos. You don't even have to show your face or anything. Wear the watch.

>>61105146
this is who robinhood frontruns.

>>61105212
>The point is that you can't argue in solar and winds favor on the premise that 100% of the potential wind and solar energy can be utilized, because it simply isn't true.
Man this is tedious.

Given the absolutely vast quantities of it available, it doesn't need to be. Nor do solar panels stop working after 20 years. Nor do you need to store it all in batteries when it can be redistribution and put directly into other processes.

I know some of you get all your facts from YouTube blogs and don't know the difference between a joules, watt, amp and volt but muh nuclear generic answer really is a luke warm take.

>>61105177
And that gives me... power for my appliances?

i cant eat gold bars

>>61105230
so combine my assets of girthy penis and watch huh
what do i do with the 2000 shares of fannned gay?

I'm in my 30s and have nothing lol except rotten reputation can I hang out here?

>>61105141
The rare earth, energy, infrastructure, and data center plays are basically over at this point.
Next will likely be software, drones, and maybe US metals. But those are gambles.

If I didn't know any better I would say this run on precious medals is telling everyone that the collapse of America is imminent and we're not going to be able to repay our debts boss.

>>61105250
Move and go to work then? Brother, the beauty of God's creation that is life is passing you by.

>>61105240
NGMI

>>61105235
What is this? What are you?

>>61104997
We don't refine them because Chinese refineries don't pay tax and get free electricity to produce below cost. If they're gonna be niggers and not sell to us suddenly it's profitable to produce in America or Canada or Australia or any of the other places that used to do the same shit.

>>61105263
This is what petty (based) medieval kings would eat

>>61105040
Blessed

>>61105262
Naw the entire world and universe hates me and life is terrible

>>61105263
What happens to the gols onaise you? Does it not cut your throat and stomach?

Is this the greatest time ever to be a pink sheet trader?

>>61105275
living well is the best revenge

One of the penny stocks I was holding just boomed... damn.

>>61105286
It's impossible for certain people

>>61104794
Germany replacing nuclear with coal and russian oil was the dumbest shit ever.

What a boring day
I wanted blood in the streets and cryptotards livestreaming themselves jumping out of windows

>>61105292
Dude, unless you are in jail, just move, it resets.

>>61105247
I won't presume to suggest what you do with FNMA, I've been out of the loop on that for way too many years. You'll have to either cut your losses and work on another play, or hold on and hope for a turn-around.

>>61105270
It's doesn't even need to be profitable at this point. It'll be treated as a strategic security goal soon I expect, like the strategic oil reserve.

You'll also quite likely be hearing a lot more about Vietnam, Brazil and India soon given that they also have lots more than America.

>>61105277
Nice shiny little paps.

>>61105295
>muh russian oil
what are you even babbling about
the problem was cutting russian oil and gas out

>>61105288
HGRAF isn't booming but its just crawling. Most amusing $100 i've spent because of the shilling.

To buy or not to buy? This is the question.

>>61105288
Nice
I've been keeping my eye on RVPH, GENMF, and BURU as my go-to penny stock plays. Im willing to hodl them for a while if need be

>>61105295
That's what I'm saying, gonna get passed by Poland in GDP by 2040 at this rate...

>>61105304
Nuclear motherfucker, who gives a shit about oil and gas?

>>61105309
I feel like if I buy it's gonna crash immediately after. Everything is going all too well.

>>61105311
pinks are booming today.

>>61105158
You can never trust a greek

>>61105309
I bought. I sold. Maybe I'll do it again tomorrow. If I feel like it. I guess.

Man can barely believe Rigetti's pump, when the inevitable 10%+ drop happens I'll be cashing in

>>61105309
Sell puts on what you're bullish on and wait for the dip.

>>61105304
Looks like the russian bots are out. Trading clean nuclear energy for dependence on a unfriendly foreign country is a shit move regardless of the countries involved.

>>61105234
So solar and wind can already solve all our problems yet countries are still relying on fossil fuels, curious. Almost like just solar and wind isn't... enough. Nah, must be the illuminati preventing renewables from being built.
It also makes perfect sense to decommission your safe and clean nuclear to replace it with fossil fuels that kill and pollute orders of magnitude more BEFORE you have substituted that with your renewables.
>Pic
Just look at this shit. A G*rman spewing environmentalist crap at you and their country looks like this.

In Limitless where the dude keeps walking and walking after taking NTZ and wound up not knowing what the fuck he had done for the past 14 hours is how the markets are behaving right now. The brain is too far ahead from the rest of the body. The gap will be need to be bridged between delusions of grandeur and the boring logistics of reality.

>>61105266
I r guy who gon teach u leson

How do some people just buy etfs monthly

>>61105347
Mostly by not looking at their accounts until its payday and they can put some money in
In other words, not being gambling addicts

>>61105347
it's easy when you have decent income. it's a slow but guaranteed method to building wealth.

>>61105234
>Nor do solar panels stop working after 20 years
No, more like 6 months

>>61105347
I put $200 of my monthly income from premiums and divvies into ETFs.

>>61105277
Gold is chemically inert. Flakes used in food will just pass through your system and be shat out.

>>61105081
volatility control funds want to sell stocks and buy bonds but can't today

Orange nigger is talking
I cant believe all leaders came like a dog suddenly

>>61105347
I put 500 bucks into it every month

>>61105030
>>61105046
amzn is balls deep in the bursting ai bubble

>>61105382
How long until one side or the other starts shit again for no reason?

>>61105394
in two weeks more or less

>>61105382
We run this shit and don't you forget it

>>61105388
QRD on AWS? I only use Amazon to shop

>>61105394
Not long
Fuck jews

AI bubble is going to burst. It would though if none of you would talk about it

>>61105192
anti-nuclear propaganda is 100% funded by oil and gas lobbies

>>61105388
not a shiny rock or pixie dust

>>61105388
Gonna sell after earnings. it just keeps going down more than others and also recovers less

and im out
should have bought more kek

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spaghetti Rigatoni

>>61105255
>the collapse of America is imminent and we're not going to be able to repay our debts
don't worry, taco man will make a bullish tweet

Haha fags

>>61105411
They sell compute to businesses and programmers. They secretly hope you screw up and accidently buy 10's of thousands of dollars worth of useless calls.

>>61105347
tremendous, unshakable faith in the mainstream narrative that line always goes up

>>61105411
Fucking huge (for example Netflix has everything on it), realistically for cloud infrastructure your options are either AWS or Azure from MS
Their pricing is confusing as fuck though so I've only ever worked with companies that were on Azure if they used cloud infra

>>61105440
well buying on red months nets you more shares so you’ll be up more on green months :D

>>61105107
I don't want to look at hideous miles and miles of dystopian infrastructure that generates $0.002 of electricity per hour when we can power an entire city from one normal sized plant. If you're worried about "clean" energy then nuke india and china.

>>61105440
when does "line always goes up" becomes the next "who doesn't pay their mortgage"

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

Funny to see smg defend nuclear power. Fucking commies.

>>61105464
>commies
>profiting off of the stock market
Pick one.

UAMY, do something

>61105464
>commies
this has to be bait or retardation

>>61105472
what more are you expecting it to do

Is /smg/ bearish or bullish on Blackrock earnings tomorrow morning?

If a government secretly prints a billion dollars in cash and gives it to someone, hasn't wealth actually increased because no one else knows?

>>61105503
fiat is not wealth

>>61105503
You're correct in the short term, but once it "trickles down," it causes inflation.

>>61105462
>HWM your mother

>>61105411
A site where the US government pays a monthly welfare check to Amazon to prop up its failing economy and stock market

>>61105500
very (VERY) bullish. you will see tomorrow. if you know you know.

>>61105462
last time i bought a call on something a congressmen bought, i got burned. no thanks

>>61105462
how long ago is the buy?

>>61105541
September [spoiler]2024[/spoiler]

BOFA

>>61105551
JOBS

>>61105551
Deez nutz

Silver calls yes

>everything is up
>all my stocks are down
fuck

>>61105545
lol

>>61105573
:(

>>61105319
what are those?
>>61105347
what's wrong with em

And wallah, just like that, the panic shooters are liquidated

>>61105603
Mario if he shia

Reminder that Sukkot ends tonight
Plan accordingly

>>61105618
It means we mega pooomp

always invest more than you can afford to lose!

how did you guys split the thread this badly

>>61105650
This is what investors call a Stock Split

fucking rip anyone who bought spy puts

goddamn i sold my KVUE for $16.30 and $16.50 on the ninth, bought some back out of regret at $16.50 today, and now it’s below $16.30 again

no fucking way, why wasn't I using ai sooner to help screen for picks???
fuck taking hours going through a stock screener manually, ai can speed it up so much

>>61105673
ngmi

>>61105673
they're discounted for a reason anon

any of the other poorfags here not realize funds wouldn’t settle today and get sidelined from making probably terrible financial decisions

>VIX: 18.98
I literally told (you) to short the VIX at 23. Why didn't you just listen to me, bros?

>>61105689
i can trade with non-settled funds :D

>>61105689
No but I am very thankful my stop loss didn't trigger AH on Friday and that my broker wouldn't let me cancel it to make a market sell

>>61105673
Double check before you pull the trigger on anything. I've tried AI for this but it's hallucinating wildly. Even making up tickers that didnt exist and confusing tickers with REITs/ETFs.

Google AI thinks I've made too much money. Pathetic.

>>61105695
at least i’m not losing money option trading today, selling the bottom, and wanting to kill myself when the options i sold at a big loss become 3x immediately after realizing said loss (as is tradition)

>>61105667
>consumer staples stock that everyone's souring on
are you trading it based on analyst updates? or are you an indecisive value investor?

>>61105700
>Report yourself for fraud
Opengai is so Jewish lol

It's POWER LUNCH time
What are you eating?

>>61105499
I'm just playing with fire swinging it, I timed it wrong, but already came out in profit since I posted that.
Crazy how it only keeps moving up everytime I hit sell. If I buy back in it'll go back to 15 instantly.

>>61105710
Grabban McDonalds

>>61105673
>taking hours going through a stock screener manually
what? why would you 'manually' go through a stock screener? a screener should be faster than GPT and deterministic, not hallucinate

>>61105715
Hope you win big at monopoly

>>61105732
Oh I don't play for that. But I am sad that they are not upgrading Meal Deal drinks to large for free

>$4000 from just options premiums alone
>up about $3000 from all the puts that were exercised last Friday
I love Taco Trump. The poor get more poor, the middle class and rich get more rich, and poor idiots will still lick his ass.

Where the fuck is BITF going? Held it for a while and sold at 2.50ish.

>>61105747
Remember that somebody here said on Friday Taco was a wallstreet meme

>>61105753
>Breaking news: Anon holds a pump n dump while dropping a mooning stock

>>61105533
Love it when normgroids in 9-5 jobs with no assets and no real estate go online to inadvertently defend the ample reserves system of cheap credit/low interest rates that go hand in hand with gargantuan and consistent budget deficits, by posting shit like 'money can just be printed', 'big government spending is required for growth' etc, not understanding that as simple office wagies they're at the bottom of the pecking order and the group most harmed by this setup.
It's most likely to see people in business/finance circles who at least own assets or companies benefited from cheap credit/high inflation who criticize this fiscal and monetary situation

>>61105747
The poor speak the Language of the Poor. They will never be able to understand Trump. Those of us who speak English are able to profit off of his presidency. Simple as.

>VIX: 18.77
Lol I imagine somewhere there is a jew seething at my account specifically

>>61105705
indecisive person who bought in around $17 but still believe it will recover eventually, trimmed the position when i realized im too poor to play portfolio and need to actually save up money and not try to get rich quick with options (I ended up roundtripping 3k from UVIX winnings after losing 20k on tesla puts in april)

>>61105759
I've swung a bit since I sold and am very much in profit. Just wondering when the party ends.

>>61105775
Congrats I’m happy for you bro

>>61105683
even if you're not bullish on REITs, heck I'm only considering to buy them as a hedge against my ai shit not as a main play, sicne I already have too much cash

this prompt still revealed NYSE:CCI which is trading at $40 billion market cap with a NEGATIVE book value per share because of how overleveraged they were
I was intending to long some REITs as a hedge, but now I might end up doing a long-dated put on NYSE;CCI instead lmao

>Barely beating gold today
AAAAAAA STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

>>61105718
Hallucinations can be deterministic or probabilistic

>>61105817
LLMs aren't deterministic unless you're running a fixed random seed

>>61105710
canned mushroom soup from the food bank and apple stolen from neighbor's tree

Very bullish on Blackrock and Wells Fargo earnings tomorrow. Scared about Domino's though...

>>61105694
>>61105775
If you were so confident why did you only put 20k in it

In my second gold short of the day and this nigger has so much retard strength rn. Yeah I know don't go against the trend but it's so overbought while the market is recovering IT HAS TO GO DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>5k cash

what do i do with it, should i wait?

i sold covered calls out of worry for the week. probably leaving money on the table with these things again.

>>61105852
Invest every last cent in 500x leveraged lean hogs etfs.

At one point OpenAI will run out of niggers to partner with and hedgies can focus on pumping my Nvidyas instead of [chip stock of the day]

>>61105824
You have no idea what you are talking about, LLMs aren't Minecraft bro there is no seed
Deterministic means same input same output because the binary tree is the same
Probabilistic could have the same output but uses a variable binary tree which is more likely to give variable results than not

Going to go buy gold off of Facebook marketplace. Anyone want anything?

>>61105826
>Scared about Domino's though...
yeah, people might be buying less pizza these days. might be a nice long-term hold, though

>>61105835
Because as of April this year I was borderline homeless and cripplingly addicted and accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior.

Man dis som buuuujshit
*shorts gold*

>>61105865
Wham bar & a Dr. Pepper zero

>>61105841
No it doesn't

>>61105311
I have GENM and its just been shitting. Guess I'm bagging for a while.

>>61105826
>Domino's
i shudder to think what would happen if they fall

>>61105865
Make sure you don’t get murdered by a nigger when you’re exchanging your cash for the stolen gold

>>61105865
divorce post with a cleavage selfie

>>61105873
All I'm asking for is a re-test of $4100. Is that so much to ask?

>>61105869
Stop being thirsty for this ancient dried up hag bro its embarrassing

All niggers disappear from the face of earth. Which company takes the biggest revenue hit?

>>61105841
>>61105871
Lol, fucking retard. Hope you're all in on the AI bubble too.

>>61105886
SWBI

>>61105886
Wing Stop/KFC/7-11

>>61105886
the private prison system

>>61105885
No :)

>>61105753
to the fucking moon dumbass

>>61105885
shut up virgin

>>61105886
porn producers

As of 00:01 on 14th October 2025:
- Chinese (and Hong Kong) owned ships calling US ports are hit with massive multi-million fees, in most cases an amount significantly greater than the ship's charter hire for the voyage.
- The above applies to all ships that have been financed through Chinese banks.
- All Car Carrier ships, regardless of nationality, are hit with massive punitive fees for daring to import foreign cars on US soil. This includes mostly Norwegian and Israeli owned Car Carriers (the largest owners) importing cars from Europe, Korea and Japan - not just China

- US owned ships calling Chinese ports are hit with massive multi-million fees, in most cases even greater than the US equivalents.
- The above applies to foreign owners listed on US stock exchanges, as long as >25% stock ownership, voting rights or board seats are American.
- China retains the right to conduct extensive investigations into ownership structures, ultimate beneficial owners and so on to determine "true ownership" on all ships calling its ports.
- China has the right to refuse affected ships from leaving its ports.

Keep in mind that ships calling US ports is fairly normal business, but ships calling Chinese ports is absolutely essential to the world economy and the transport of goods around the world. The numbers are immense.

>>61104839
Never change, /biz/

I'm taking profits

>>61105888
idk about the other guy, but I'm just in a day trade, anon. Chill.

>>61105920
well now I'm going to take profits

>The last GME ape FOMO pump was in may
We're due for another round`any day now, aren't we?

>>61105920
>>61105926
But if you're all taking profts, who's gonna buy my bags???

um AREC chud sisters?

>>61105930
honestly, you might be right. this is the season of froth

Is it still worth buying S&P every month? I usually do 85% S&P and 15% international. Every article on /r/economics is about the looming AI bubble.

>>61105940
S&P up 8% YTD, bro, EU and China are places to go...

>>61105940
to hold for decades? yeah, don't try to time the market

>>61105940
>implying the midwits on pReddit have any economic knowledge
Fuck the S&P. Fuck AI. Buy UAMY.

>>61105869
you were almost homeless and addicted and you don't see a problem with gambling on VIX the very moment you acquire funds?
is this your cycle? is this what caused your homelessness and addiction?

>>61105940
my buddy said the same thing 10 years ago and stopped buying

>>61105959
Did he died?

>>61105963
no he went full doomer mode to cope

>>61105940
Every article published at the behest of that joruno corp's parent holding company that wants retail to sell them their stocks.

AI isn't a bubble, not yet. Things are going to get real retarded first, this isn't even tepidly retarded yet. When Palantir is a PE of 1,000 then its time to get off the train.

We should be pumping more this is bullshit.

>>61105915
>>61105916
>I have to share a thread with these niggers

>>61105917
>Chinese (and Hong Kong) owned ships
hong kong is china just like taiwan

>>61105977
Agreed. The stock market has been flat since it opened. Today sucked.

>>61105940
>Every article on /r/economics is about the looming AI bubble.
Everyone knows about it apparently but no one hits the sell button. Was it like that during the dotcom bubble? What led to the crash?

>>61105917
>As of 00:01 on 14th October 2025:
That's tomorrow. Is this real?

>>61105876
GENM is a long hold. It'll be a whole before their mines are fully up.and running

>>61105930
>>61105938
>gme faggots shilling their near bankrupt bags
no one is buying gamestop until it reaches fair value of $3, fuck off retards

>>61105992
China time, anon

>>61105992
It's after midnight in Asia...

>>61105990
Two little words:
>Cancel subscription

There is quite literally and unironically no end to the QBTS rally

>>61105940
AI actually does work and has insane potential, it's just not quite profitable yet, best example is literally every single retard using ChatGPT.
It's only a "bubble" in the way youtube was a "bubble" for almost two decades.
>>61105938
I think I'll throw some money I won't miss at it and see what happens.

>>61105940
>Every article on /r/economics is about the looming AI bubble.
"Be greedy when others are fearful."

>>61106010
the fact that no one is selling indicates that everyone is greedy

they're smugly sharing the articles about the bubble while telling themselves they'll be out long before it pops (they won't)

If Jeff Bezos says it's a bubble, is it a bubble?

hope you guys enjoyed the monday pump
we return to our regularly scheduled doom at 8am eastern tomorrow

>>61105990
>What led to the crash?
lots of things. increasing interest rates. investors finally tiring of startups that wouldn't make money. if there was a single trigger, maybe it was news of a recession in japan in march 2000

love me australia

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>>61106054
>>61106054
>>61106054

>>61105958
My weekly trading system of buying VIX puts on every pump is what brought me from 1k to 30k so far, anon. Just stop being emotional with your trades

>>61104775
thats for the consumer to figure out when they get the bill

>>61106062
>just constantly short volatility
that trade can blow up spectacularly

>>61106062
you're a genius, why didn't anybody else think of that single variable alpha
let me know when I can apply to your quant fund

>>61105982
cope, homo

>>61106099
Just short the VIX bro, if it goes up more short it more. Simple as

>>61105699
chatgpt today told me spot silver according to kitco was 44.27.

>>61104677 (OP)
>1.1 Billion
LIKE A FART IN THE WIND

Name of girl?

>>61106871
>have RGTI puts scheduled out a year

Oh boy I can't wait