Thread 61115416

Previous:>>61114437
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

fucking ridiculous man.

What happens to overvalued REE companies when Trump & Xi kiss & make up in Korea in about 20 days time?

>RTY ATH today
huh

Shkrellibros... not like this...

I LOVE RETARD POOMP
POOMP IT

>>61115427
>fucking ridiculous man.
Free money, enjoy (but only if you realize at least some of the gains.).

i bought the top cos im a go getter

Why didn’t people listen to me about BLK yesterday?

Is it too late to buy trilogy metals.

>>61115438
They'll drag my poorfolio down to 0

>>61115386
i believe its called the

'80% of trading is done by bullishly programmed algorithms'

pattern

>>61115444
Seems like he's really losing it.

Does anyone here have an opinion on siltronic stock?

- among the largest silicon wafer producers
- good fundamentals
- stonk currently low-ish compared to where it's been historically
- german company (will not be affected by chinese invasion of taiwan)

Was thinking this might be a good buy? With all the AI investment going around I could see them go up, and since most other wafer producers are asian it's also a more reliable supplier (for the west) than taiwanese producers. So my retard analysis is this is a stock that at best could moonshot, will probably at least rise somewhat, and at worst it'll stay the same or lost a couple % but that's it

Opinions? Anyone here invested in siltronic?

But seriously, what's gold gonna be eoy?

>>61115444
lil nig not doing so well. sarepta dropped liked 80%+ in the last 12 months and most of the quantum shit he is trying to short is going parabolic. does he even have money left to gamble?

>>61115448
The PROBLEM is that as soon I buy any of that garbage, its going to crater

>>61115444
and tomorrow the mag7 will wake up to take us to new highs

>>61115478
>s-shut up youre a retail nobody

>>61115490
he is literally about to cry. watching his stream rn lol

>>61115444
the fuck did he buy to make that face

>>61115444
what happened lol, he was just bragging about being over 100% returns YTD

>>61115490
>his smug smile: gone

>>61115480
>as soon I buy any of that garbage, its going to crater
Thank you for your service. I need to sell my bags to someone.

>>61115492
He shorted Rigetti.

>>61115444
market psychology gets to everyone. man cannot admit that he was fucking wrong and shorted the bottom of a manic meme stock. now he will cope about being right but early (which is just being wrong in the market). it's funny that a normie pos and a hedge fund vet fall into the exact same traps.

>>61115444
>>61115507
well come on give me the link

>go long
>see it go down 0.01
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
couldnt be me every market day

>>61115515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN4el-pLb5o

>>61115509
It's greed that does it.

>>61115498
karmic justice for repeatedly making fun of baggies on his streams

rigetti is bound to crash this month

>up $10,000 in one week
Taco Trump is the greatest.

Oilboys about to get heemed.

>>61115527
nothingburger

>>61115522
two more weeks, Martin

>>61115517
that feel when it recovers to a 100x

wtfwt

and just like that, mumu gets destroyed
there is no recovery you idiots

WTF is going on with USAR? Opportunity to buy in and hope it gets fixed in AH?

????

!!!

ummmm

>>61115427
Damn, 21 whole dollars.

oh fuck he tweeted

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

crazy sell off starting in the last 20 min, horrendous market day

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

-93€ today

Not so fast, Mumu.

IM SHITTING
AND PISSING
MYSELF

another trump tweet

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

"I believe that China purposefully not buying our Basedbeans, and causing difficulty for our Basedbean Farmers, is an Economically Hostile Act. We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution. As an example, we can easily produce Cooking Oil ourselves, we don’t need to purchase it from China."

CHINA IS COOKED

fake account, but what am i supposed to do now?

>>61115583
>SELL SELL SELL SLEL

me as i short the entire stock market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK2FqPNIT_U

>>61115583
>Basedbeans
Is that retarded filter still in effect? Stupid tranny jannies.

>>61115444
he shorted NEGG at all time highs, what is his problem now?

mumus are out of gas after that long ass crab session

we were refueling for the rocketship straight to hell

Nothing burger. Pump the market

>thinking about realizing gains
>Trump opens his mouth
Well at least I can go back to sleep.

What does this quantative loosening imply frens?

>>61115583
>we don’t need to purchase it from China."
Wait, so you telling me burgers were buying the gutter oil all along?

Sold everything an hour ago, finally fucking called it. Slurp 5 mins before close and make another 10+% tomorrow.

>>61115590
NOOO NOT THE BASEDBEANS

BOBO HAS WON

LINES DONT GO UP NO MORE
SAVE ME DONALD TRUMP

AIEEEEEEE
NOT THE Ss Oo Yy

>>61115611
rockets fly up retard
geez louise

>a trump tweet about basedbeans causes SOXL to tank 3 dollars in 20 minutes

What a retarded state of affairs

>Crashing the market for basedbeans
Kinda funny

bobo eats basedbeans

>>61115593
>>61115590
>>61115583
And this causes semicons to sell off how?

>>61115632
the market was looking for a reason to go back to daily vwap, its not a crash

This reaction over cooking oil? Really?

YES LET'S SHITPOST AT -20 MINS FROM MARKET CLOSE
FUCKING NIGGER

>>61115646
he lurks this general

“Muh basedbeans.”

Stocks fall 20%.

>he fucking tweeted
This is why I’m never touching options lmao. One retarded tweet and you are heemed for decades.

>>61115631
>What a retarded state of affairs
It really is absurd.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHOS GIVING OUT THE AWARDS!?

Man I just keep fucking up

>>61115613
this, you are supremely fucking mentally retarded if you unironically care about this tweet

>>61115640
the algos have deemed it thus, that's how

Yawn. Oh well my bags will just pump later

Thank you based Zognald for giving us another dip to slurp

>Recovered from down 1600 to up 350 throughout the day
>trump posts about basedbeans and somehow this tanks semiconductors

BUY THE MAGIC FUCKING BEANS XI

PLEASE I'M LOSING MY SHIRT OVER HERE

>>61115674
kek

Why did amazon go down as soon sa I bought it....

>>61115640
what, you didn't know about the strong historical correlation between soibeans and semiconductors?

>>61115674
kek

You DID buy BG calls before the Trump tweet, right /smg/?

Basedbean oil is a key component of EUV lithography. Here's why:
Basedbean oil is used in lithography through a process called immersion lithography, where a layer of highly purified Basedbean oil is placed between the final lens and the silicon wafer. This replaces the air gap, and the Basedbean oil's higher refractive index increases the numerical aperture (NA) of the system, which improves the resolution and allows for the printing of smaller features on the wafer, enabling more performant and lower-power chips.

this is fucking rigged, i sold my puts at a loss for nothing. chrissake i had a $665p on spy

Guys I'm starting to think these beans aren't very based at all.

which basedbean stock should i long?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THANK GOD AND THANK DONALD TRUMP
MY FUCKING SPITE IWM 249 PUTS HAVE BEEN AVENGED
YES
YES
YES
I FUCKING WON FINALLY

>>61115679
trump. same happened to me last friday

HGRAF's thot CEO is uploading instagram storeis.

>>61115698
volatility chops retards apart, you need to use spreads and go further out in time

Take aways his account, confiscate his twitter!

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT GRRR PAJEET? I WAS PROMISED A PUMP

>>61115707
i was a retard and started piling into sqqq at like 10:30
thank you zognald drumpf

>>61115654
My LEAPS are still over +100%. They took a 10% in relative value dip today, though.

Tomorrow is red.

Buddy check Nigvideo computer

>>61115730
boy it's fucking over for real isn't it

>toughening stance on cooking oil and beans
Kek that's bullish for tech I guess. Nigga gonna concede in korea

>>61115721
You'll get it sir, 4 weeks latest :)

GAMB is pumping now if you would like to be redeemings please sir.

>>61115721
wrong train saar, we are pamping GAMB

It's over.
Basedbeans was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Thought about selling SOXL before the dump, guess everyone else did too.

Im looking forward to the upcoming smigger bobo memes with him eating a can of based beans.

>>61115730
>>61115735
its over
today was a duck and cover rotation day
true prices will reveal themselves in the coming days and they will be lower

Fucking SOIlent lol hahahahahahahahah

>USAR rolling over

Fuck I should've trusted elliot page wave theory.

>FUCK COOKING OIL
>Semiconductors and quantum computers rug

>>61115617
awaiting an answer frens

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>61115776
-1.06%

That’s it, I’m at my lowest point in my portfolio ever. Lifetime losses are still below $20k, albeit barely. Fuck this market. Not going to blow further money chasing losses. Sold everything and I’m out. Peace.

Just slurped up some nvidia and soxly calls right before close. Sold my GOOG for a profit, feeling good

whew bear gods saved me last minute

FUCKING SÖYBEANS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>61115776
Today: -1.49%
This Week: -1.69%
This Month: +0.45%
This Year: -31.20%
definitely the worst trader on /biz/

>>61115776
Was trying to cook with basedbean oil and got 2nd degree burns

I was +1.3% until the orange baboon started tweeting again. Now .47%

Fucking hell man

>>61115776
ask me at 4:15 when options close,basedbean crash in progress

>>61115730
>closing price 180.008054
lol
algos programmed to defend psychologically critical levels

>>61115728
Nope, same thing as the last three days. Up over 10% throughout the day, back to 0 in the last hour. Prepare accordingly and profit off it.

This is a real headline
>The S&P is lower amid renewed US-China trade concerns after President Trump criticized China for not buying US basedbeans.

Soxl making me feel sick rn

>>61115776
-1.35%. Not bad considering everything else went down. I will one day reveal my stock of choice and its impending short squeeze. It kept my portfolio afloat today.

>>61115776
FOR ONCE I FUCKING MADE MONEY
355$ TOTAL
FUMBLED MY 244 CALL WITH MY SISSY HANDS, COULD HAVE MADE 400$ MORE
BUT MY SPITE PUTS THANKS TO ZOGNALD SAVED MY ASS FROM MY OTHER FAILED PUTS
FINALLY
A GOOD DAY
NOW TO PUT MORE INTO GAMB
SAARS

Am I really gonna Fomo into meme stocks...

>>61115792
What are you holding currently? I'm shit too, man. Don't worry. I have a whole family depending on me too lmao

You're laughing

GAMB is rising

And you're laughing?

When this is $20 next year, remember I was still singing its praises at $7.30 smiggers!

>>61115776
Lost all my gains in USAR. The more I play the more I think I'm meant to be a trader, not an investor.

>>61115792
my account looks like this too

>>61115813
Well, I don't want to invest in US stocks if major economy is not buying their based beans.

>>61115813
i hope the market is limit down tomorrow
it would be the most perfect setup
the basedbean tweet that broke the stock market and caused a lost decade

>>61115839
nothing good has ever come from soibeans

>>61115833
traders just lose all of their money faster than an investor would
i dont recommend it, you are just hastening your own financial ruin

>>61115776
.5% up, a good day, not counting the 325 bucks in dividends that got booked today, :)

>>61115792
im far worse. my profit graph looks similar, but no recovering after the big drop.

>>61115776
+0.61%
HOND 18.95
QBTS 6.00
MP 3.77
SOFI 2.68
RGTI 2.25
PLTR 1.42
Was up 2.5% at one point, but then again I expected today to be red, so I'll take it.

Guys are we long or short NAK

>buy LAC back when it was below $3
>sell around $8 because it seemed to be heading back down to around $5-6 for a bit and wanted to buy some more
>it's now over $10

market cant hold all these basedbeans
its over

So my takeaway from the history of Jesus is that he got to preach because he held on to gold, incense, and myrrh. He was true mensch who choose to live on matzo and hang out with the bottom tier of society when he could have been a publicani or a rabbi.

>>61115792
I give you the highest respect on that recovery work.

>>61115792
31% is childs play, try over 60% in less than 3 months

I am a complete beginner and I don't know what I am doing. This is it. Is this time to buy? Was waiting for a market crash to buy tasty dippies

>>61115776
This past month was my first time investing money from my savings into stocks. I put 10k$. Feels like this was a bad time.

>>61115891
nope, do nothing, come back in 6 months, this isnt the time

Was getting ready for tomorrow, since up & down has been the trend…held for 18 minutes instead.
>Captcha: ANSUK, what does it mean?

>>61115776
+3.13%
Feels pretty good

>>61115813
Wasn't everyone mad at Argentina at the weekend for selling basedbeans to China instead of the US?

>>61115776
-4%

>>61115901
yikes my nigger

>>61115776
+4.5% today
+44% this month so far
So far so good

>>61115917
insane week, mostly by dodging bullets

>>61115776
-0.01%

These are the days I really enjoy where almost everyone gets burned but I only get a little toasted.

>NIGGERBEANS THAT ONLY GOOKS ZIPPEREYES EAT
>MOTHERFUCKING BLEEDING EDGE TECHNOLOGY INSTA-DUMPS
ANOTHER PROOF WE'RE IN A CLOWN MARKET.
AND YES, THIS IS BULLISH

>>61115776
WTFWT last hour doomp on Intel
-2.00% (-$94.55)
I am half-port and did not buy the bottom sadly. I may have to cut it off and go back to small -/+3% trades

>>61115892
The Raped

>>61115776
+189%

>>61115931
listen to me when i tell you this
stop
just fucking stop everything DO NOTHING

>>61115776
>up 10% on UUUU again
>WMT up 4.5%
Eating good tonight

>>61115776
+0.55%
Thought today would be red so i'll take it
If tomorrow is red i'm putting my paycheck into a big ol slurp

>>61115776
3% up today
40% up last 30 days

>>61115850
How though? Jump in on an expanding MACD in a stock that has momentum, wait like 30 minutes and jump out before it rolls over, be happy with your 1% and don't re-enter the trade.

This worked consistently for me in 2021, I just wasn't playing with serious money. Every situation where I held it took days to come back up and I ended up with the same percentage gains as if I had made a bunch of small trades.

>>61115813
Can't wait for every struggling family own farm to starve to death under the Trump administration lmao

damn should have kept the shorts

>>61115931
beautiful work fellow lunatic

>>61115956
you are eventually going to trade in way too big of size, nuke a large chunk of your account, and it will mentally rattle you and you will just burn the rest of it
if you can be disciplined where every trade can only be 1% of your portfolio MAX and you have a more than 50% win rate, ok, now youll make money if you stay disciplined

>muh b a s e d beans
>why is it crashing my SOXLsemishit
I mean, sure, it's not correlated, but if you use your brain, the escalation is right there in plain view. It's rare earths, tariffs, basedbeans, cooking oil whatever, then you'll have chyna saying they won't export [something] to the US, then [...] , and then no rare earth exports and enjoy your RTX6080 priced 4699$ + tip.
As always with a war, whatever kind of 3 days war it is, you know how it starts, you don't know where it ends.

Regretting not buying more LAC. MP materials nearing the original price i bought in so hopefully will take some profit tonight or early tomorrow from that

>>61115931
What brokerage is this?

tinking

You guys ready for another red day tomorrow?

>>61115931
Based goombler

Buy MSTR.

>>61115957
all according to plan, old Billy Gates will have even more farmland when Donnie is done with these retards

>>61115984
Until Trump tweets at 2am tomorrow morning from the shitter backpedaling from everything he said the previous day

>>61115776
-1.2%
Week: +12.97%

Really good considering I was down -16.7% at 9:45am

>>61115984
This nigger is so fucking dumb holy shit

>>61115984
>we have seed oils at home

>>61115416 (OP)
>they’re worried about trump
>none of them realize China’s MOFCOMs weekly press conference is tn at 9…

>>61115968
I am disciplined, but this is a straight gambling account trying to ride the waves. 2% max of deferred money per trade.
>>61115974
the worst one

>>61115776
+2.3%
But I expect I'll be in the red once my 401k shows me its losses

>>61115776
I found some interesting basedbean stocks if the newest thing is to buy some big basedbean company to force them to produce basedbeans and fuckin subsidize them or whatever it is:

CTVA its 12$ off ATH so got a nice 20% in it at least
BGC Bunge - might be interesting, its on a nice tear lately in the year 2000 it was 40$ so might be a 400%
SOYB is the ETF for it

>>61115984
I wonder if anyone's worked up the nerve to tell him that maybe he doesn't need to tweet every passing thought.
It's funny though.

>>61115891
>>61115899
Yeah, seriously. You might get fomo, but you'd be buying the top, and there's a lot of volatility right now.
Best thing, if you must get in, buy a broad fund or an etf in mining stocks (don't pick individual tickers). Mining bull runs happen very rarely, I've been waiting 5 years for this one. Don't throw it all in at once.

Otherwise, I think the market will have a very turbulent downturn some time in mid-late 2026.

>>61115931
Bro can you please hook us up on your 0DTE I think we are all adults and can handle losing if you are wrong but you are killing it right now. Like pass the money bong bro

>>61116075
brown hands wrote this post

>>61116067
BRO ARE YOU HIGH ON CRACK

ITS SIMPLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THING SECRETLY SO OTHER COUNTRIES GET SURPRISED AND ALSO TO BENEFIT US WITHOUT CAUSING A STIR


NOOO WAY ITS NOT ((TRANSPARENT))) WHAOAOOAOA HAHA CANNOT BE DONE WHOOOA DID YOU INVENT EINSTIENIUM HOLY SHOT

BMNR - Fuck, Marry or Kill?

>>61115813
Whew lads, BASED BEANS taking center stage for the world

I suspect a very different tone from MOFCOM tn.
You can call an Asian names or have spirited negotiation, they don’t blink an eye, they prefer it that way.
But the business with the siezing of the chip company at US direction…
Stealing is one thing Asian cultures don’t tolerate stoically.

>>61116085
Im not brown but I fucking suck at trading I cannot do good 0DTE plays.

>>61116013
Based AI prompter

I never expected this but Trump made me a commodity trader.

>>61115416 (OP)
I think Rivian is gonna have a major comeback. Due to the fact that Elon has associated TSLA with PLTR.
Rivian is definitely the best off road EV.
And I don’t know of any other off reader that can pull a tank turn.
https://youtu.be/yzwM8KE2L3I
It may look like a gimmick. But it would be extremely useful for getting out of a tight spot.

>>61115776
-.03%
the good news is I slightly increased my divvy position in GPIQ so I now get $203 a month in divvys.
:)

Why didn't we just buy the basedbeans, bros...

>>61116098
niggas gonna get blown out of their basedbean futes tonight

>>61115984
Why Trump not buy American basedbeeners?

>>61116107
volume looks 2gay

Lmao ameritard basedboy beanie babies

>>61116107
My sister bought RIVN on ipo and lost about $800

The solution is to collectivize the søybeans production and farmers!

>>61115984
I just thought of something what if we reinvented Democracy to become something like a Council or Triumvirate style.

Trump would only be one leader of many. Also this style would stop psychopathic narcissists from wanting to be president because its not a glamorous position anymore.

The POTUS could be an honorary position like moderator for the Council Debates. If you want an example of what I think it can be think of the Federal Reserve.

Take the Fed, you got Jerome Powell has the head but he has lots of friends who help him make decisions. So say, Trump wants a war but he has the guy from St. Louis, Texas, Massachusetts, New York he has to get approval with. There is a dotplot that shows the direction on certain numbers like military spending they want to go, hopefully there are some dovish that want to lower spending.

I feel like the Fed is more advanced than the Democracy we have because one is made say 1776, the Fed was made in 1913, its the most advanced form of leadership we came up with and its basically a Council style. I am just saying it would be far less embarrassing and possibly more productive.

>>61116095
IM PROOMPTING

Where’s the guy shilling GRRR? Is it even worth buying?

>>61116092
simply purchase call options on a security whose price will increase today

Anyone checked on NAK in a while? My calls have been-a-printin'!

dubs confirm jeet mass importation and economy saved

>>61115527
HUGE if FACTUAL

>>61115776
+0.78

Buying United Airlines tomorrow, hoping it will be somewhere near 102 before earnings drop. I forgot to buy Delta, so don't want to lose this one...

How can you have any pudding when you haven't eaten your meat?

LOST IT ALL ON BASEDBEAN FUTURES

>>61116211
I dont understand the question

>>61116211
I don't consume any meat

I’m tired of winning Mr.president

>>61115984
Spx @ 6500 and I am buying

Might have two movers to keep an eye on tomorrow regarding the tariffs trade. Long story short Trump mumbling about cooking oil imports. Largest publicly traded companies in US that do cooking oil are ADM and Bunge. Couple of buying spikes just before news as markets closed.

Might want to position for a sting run on these two tomorrow.

>>61116211
STAND STILL LADDIE

>>61115776
>DING DING DING DING DING
>How did it go today?!?!
ASTS gained big earlierm but then pulled back. Any green day is a good day.

>>61115776
-1.01%

>>61116241
china uses gutter oil looks like china wins again

>up 75% on AREC
>only put 200 bucks in because the other 1800 bucks in my order never placed

I’m starting to think these trump times may be the best time to buy in the next 5-6 years. Similar shit to Covid.

>>61116211
But I don't have any meat to eat sir.

You niggas actually trade on the daily?
You're going to lose. Please just do the WHEEL. It's literally the same thing but you get handed money for it.

Selling my NVDA shares so i can get some calls

>>61116304
nothing like upping your risk in a stock thats being sold lmao

>>61116279

+3.5

>>61116291
same

>>61116313
0 risk really

>>61116336
your money to incinerate, you can rest in peace alongside the guy who was short vix calls the past couple days

Is GRRR actually worth buying or is it only a meme stock?

Both

>>61116331
will be easier to hit 7k than that

I'M THE BITFARMS SHILL AND WE ARE SO BACK FARMERS!

>>61116250
get on with it

AUS is meeting with Rump admin on the 20th for potential mineral shits deal. I hope my retarded niggerplays work

>>61115438
Check USAR's chart.
>up 2x
>down 50%
>up 2.1x
>down 49%
>up 2.2x
>down 48%
Etc.

In fact I would probably sell everything in the next week or so, just to get ahead of the DA SUMMIT because people will definitely dump before the summit

>>61115472
Zero clue.
>chinese

>>61116291
the society owes me a cute catgirl

>>61116349
i thought meme stocks were supposed to go up

>>61116387
They took this from us

>>61116349
Its shilled by one retard who, apparently, has little real stake in it since his parents make enough for him to live off
Maybe it'll do something in the future but i doubt it
He also shills GAMB which is absolutely worthless

>>61116159
Do your homework and make your own decision, read about their contract with Freyr Singapore, it's their major asset. if everything goes right and their jeet ceo isn't a complete conman (and they had their share of scummy behaviour if you dig into them) the stock should pump on earnings.
also
>Where’s the guy shilling GRRR?
If you listen to mongoloids like him then you are terminally retarded and will eventually lose money anyway, better to buy s&p

What the fuck nigvidia isn’t supposed to go down that much in a day…

>>61116404
Didn't he have his own company making millions? I'll believe it when I see it, so far he's only some obnoxious British cocksucker with a 50k portfolio.

>>61115475
Break 5k

>>61115523
He gifted his youngest son a mega yacht with panician money

Why the fuck do we even buy sneed oils from China anyways?

>>61115527
I mean if Jay in Kyiv says so

>>61115490
>>61115444
This was the same guy telling everyone else not to invest while smugly explaining why he can. He isn't a dumb guy but his ego is a little ridic.

>>61115583
Can't wait for the inevitable TACO
Who the fuck still falls for this shit?

>>61116392
>>61116349
>>61116404
Unless it pops off to 10x, there's not a lot of upside
My memelines say it's trading sideways with no trend and a 9m PT of $8.50 to $17

>>61115611
you mean drill?

>>61115617
no such thing exists
there is only qe and qt

>>61116471
>qt
Like all the frens itt?

>>61116477
*hugs you*

>>61116447
ive figured out whats going on
dump has conditioned people to buy the dips caused by this tweets and now they are going to ragebuy every time even though markets get stepped down day after day
its truly sinister

>>61116477
sure

>>61115444
I watched a stream of his last week and he had a "pro" investor talking in favor of quantum AI and his own "petro AI". Shkreli went into detail as to why he doesn't think it would work and asked him questions where the guy started reading from Google and or chatgpt to answer Shkrelis questions!
Having said that never underestimate the power of the market because if people jump on so.ething just because, it will pump and keep pumping.

>>61116481
4d chess lol

>>61116481
i suspect it's more about the power than the money for him

which makes this all far more dangerous

>>61116477
Rare /smg/ fren post

>>61116420
No idea - i just heard nepo allegations from other anons. If he made a company himself without parental involvement then good on him - hes still an annoying faggot though

>>61116447
I bought the dip, so THIS TIME it'll stick. You just fucking watch.

>>61116481
his fud tweets conveniently coincide with market volatility algorithms needing the market to go down again.

I have financially decided to not buy a new car and stay with my beater. I am gambling on my own life as I will die from any head on collision above 50mph with anything that's heavier than a micro car.

>>61115527
Remember that puccia didn't help them in the 12 day war and they see that aligning with snow Nigeria doesn't bring them security or prosperity

>>61116513
It's more like this actually

>>61116513
Frankly you're probably fucked from a head-on unless you're in an oversized truck
Im riding out my 2009 Highlander as long as humanly possible

>>61116517
China, Russia, Iran and Venezuela are only allies on paper
When push comes to shove the west can rape them whenever they please
Russia is getting raped by Ukraine and China did nothing
Iran got bombed by Israel and America and their allies did nothing
Venezuela is getting blockaded and their allies are doing nothing

If the plan was getting me to sell and then pump after hours, jokes on you market jews, I fell asleep kek

>>61116517
what triple leveraged short etf should I buy to profit off of this?

>>61116513
you wont die you'll just end up spending 3x what it would cost you to lease a nissan

>>61116513
>I will die from any head on collision above 50mph
wear a helmet and stuff a pillow between your seatbelt

>>61115885
So, stack gold and befriend onlyfans whores and eat tortillas?

Posted it elsewhere but I'll post it here too since I need advice bros

My mom got in an accident with an Uber driver that did an illegal left turn. Very minor injuries but it caused her a bad migraine,

The insurance for Uber is covering everything but also offered her $1.5k for personal injuries but implied she could ask for more. I told her to wait to respond and not take it yet.

Is this something I can try just having her haggle for on the payout or is it worth getting legal council?

>>61116571
get a lawyer

>>61116528
That's why WW3 fearmongering is retarded. It would instantly be China vs. The World

>>61116571
Get a free consultation from a personal injury lawyer then go from there. Try to find one that will only take a percentage of the payout instead of per hour so you don’t get milked.

Rate my 4 fund portfolio.

>>61116571
If they are willing to pay then there is much bigger money involved, get a legal advice from suitably qualified pro.

>>61116586
And China doesn't even want a war
They're too busy using slave labor from Vietnam to make the shit they sell to the west at huge markups

>>61116532
I'd buy DRIP if US and Iran make a deal and they start selling oil on the market. This will destroy oil prices and crush puccia

>>61116590
homosexual or just european?

>>61116443
Americans need that gutter oil.

>>61116590
how do you redeem your physical gold?

>>61116571
Lawyer up dumbass

>>61116590
Are you above 60 years old?

>>61116595
Thanks just went all in on DRIP because you told me to

Can someone help me understand, in schwab on a closed position, disallowed losses are added back to the gains/loss calculation. Shouldn't it already be incorporated into adjusted cost basis?
>gain/loss = proceeds - cost basis + disallowed loss
I get wash sales in theory, I don't get what the fuck schwab is doing

>>61116528
Well I think now more then before countries aligned with puccia are realizing that they are not as tough as they sold themselves to be.
Armenia got raped in the war against Azerbajan and they are desperately trying to align with US EU and NATO.

>>61116602
I sell the fund and get money, sar.

>>61116605
Mid thirties.

>>61116600
European sar.

Ya'll seem mad.

>>61116614

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>>61116615
That's great news
So is Venezuela btw
which is funny as fuck from a certain point of view

>>61116571
Talk to a lawyer about this, don't ask /biz/ without posting a picture of your mom.
We're not jannies here

>>61116618
I'm not mad I'm just racist against europeans

>>61116638
But burgers are always claiming to have Scottish / English / Irish / Etc heritage.

Many love to LARP as such when visiting.

>>61115931
Don't listen to them bro. If you're wrong you only lose 20k. If you keep going you can fucking make it and never have to work again. Would love to know your plays thos

>>61116571
Lawyer. If you accept any compensation, there's going to be fine print that prevents you from seeking further damages.

>>61115931
Quit whilst you're ahead.

>>61116051
Teach me senpai

>>61116682
I have but one face with which I face only the future, compare me not to fools who long for glory of eras gone.

>>61116571
Morgan and Morgan, bro

>>61116571
$TSLA fixes this within a decade. robo taxis and self driving cars for poor people.

>>61116513
Don't do this. Eventually the costs of just keeping that beater running will fucking cost you a new car... take the hit and deal with it.

>>61115984
Trump thinks he controls the market now just like Elon Musk thought he could control the crypto market back in 2021. But you can only repeat the same trick so many times until you become the boy who cried wolf.

>>61115776
2%
UVXY chads where u at?
based beans indeed, just always assume orange man tweet, profit
B)

where is the anon that said to buy Nextdoor stock?

said the OG founder returned and was going to Elon the company

>>61117848
should have bought plug cheapies instead for a comfy 3x

>>61117887
catch me up on stocks lol
I'm 80-20 crypto-stocks for reading purposes

>coup d'état in madagascar
what do i buy

>>61116142
That’s why I don’t fuck with IPOs.