Thread 61130065

VIX sucks DIX

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>61128614

What is going on?

people laughed at me for taking bearish positions yesterday

>>61130072
Once Trump speaks today we ROCKET up to ATH

Love my President!
Thank you for giving us these buying opportunities mister Trump!


I’m loading up on the MSTR dip personally but I haven’t ruled out buying some more bitcoin.

SUPER BULLISH!
You just have to believe!

news?

HOW CAN SHE DUMP

AMZN HAS FALLEN
BILLIONS MUST BUY EBAY

>>61130072
Literally nothing
>t. Short

>>61130091
none whatsoever

Why is everyone so negative at a -1.38% drawdown?

In memorandum of the naked vix calls anon's suicide I have begun shorting the VIX by dcaing into SVIX with a +20% sell limit in place

Fine, I give up. Im just gonna start averaging into the sp500 from now on.

>>61130087
inb4 Trump announces complete trade embargo with the Chinese. We should have never worked with those commies, and forced them to fucking starve and shit boss.

>>61130102
SHUT THE FUCK UP WE'RE PANICKING HERE

>>61130072
lunchtime, needed to panic sell to buy hamburgers

>>61130102
these prices are only supported by massive irresponsible levels of leverage

>>61130104
been there done that lmao
shit happens you just have to know when to quit

Bought more just now, will pick up some divvies tomorrow, and when PMs go down I'll buy more of those too

Cuppa pink wonaks popping up on the board

>>61130111
Then tomorrow afternoon at 3:15pm EDT he announces that he and Xi are best friends and the US and China will trade freely forever

What makes America, Canada and Australia so powerful and what will they do the next 50 years??

>>61130111
This is why YOU will always be a poorfag.

You have weak convictions and don’t have strong discipline in your craft.

This is the difference between someone like yourself and a real believer like me. I’m not even an arrogant person, I’m just tired of the fear mongering.

Anyone know what the fuck happened to UAL? Went for a run, came back and it's down like 8%

SHORT GLD

Insider here, the market's crashing because Trump said "Hello".

>>61130125
its the crypto tards losing their shirts, I'm not in Gold but god damn at least I'm NOT IN CRYPTO (beyond a 1%)

Ernie... prepare the letter V!

>>61130140
>poorfag
I do quite well for myself boss.

Literally everytime I buy the dip is when it just falls out. How the fuck?

lol @ paypal chuds. told you the company is a scamming robber

BOTTOM IS IN

SLURP IREN

> stocks dump
> gold dump
> btc dump
here it comes, the everything bubble

SOMEONE SAVE OIL
PLEASE MOSHE

V and MA are flat over the past 10 months. Is the theory "consumers will stop buying so much stuff... soon"?

>>61130167
Same. Can't compain too much because I've been doing ok trading. But I did get fucked over today. Deploy that goddamn V.

I seriously hope anons are not shorting.

Stock CANNOT go down. Not right now.

When the President, who’s one signature is being a tough talker throws away years of work and midterms by immediately signaling massive weakness to China after a -2.7% day (there are 3 -5% and 1 -10% pullbacks a year on average) it should be very obvious to you that we simply can’t let stocks fall.

All your theories about the market may be correct, but you’re not allowed to be correct. Price floors, direct intervention, surprise rate cuts. There is no chance of a dump. It’s simply not allowed right now.

Add to this retail retards buying every dip and buying stuff like AMD up to 140x earnings on a deal which was them giving away their chips for free because they’re so useless, you should not be getting involved with shorting.

I'm losing money, but /biz/ is more fun when we're dumping. Quite the pickle.

>>61130142
>"We've invested in customers at every price point: Seatback screens, an industry-leading mobile app, extra legroom, a lie-flat United Polaris seat, and fast, free, reliable Starlink on every plane by 2027. Our customers value the United experience, making them increasingly loyal to United," CEO Scott Kirby said in a statement.

He focused on customers, not shareholders.

And just like that I skimmed 2% off of drip (enough to cancel out my Intel dumping AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

WHAT DID HE TWEET?!?!

>>61129860
No, his perspective is fucked if you think 1.5 mil is only a modest net worth. You can have a family with much less, we're fine. Money has skewed his perception where he thinks he is less wealthy than he is and it's a bad look.

>>61130170
Unironically seems like a buy, it can’t fall much lower

>>61130195
In order to preserve my capital, I'm not shorting but I have sold everything except my 20 year bonds.

ibit calls

If he tweets right now i'm done

>>61130195
Forgot to post accompanying image.

>>61130199
but anon the era of cheap oil is just beginning

i have SECRET insider info that its over
completely, utterly, devastatingly over

>>61130197
I remember my first margin call boss.

Should I revenge day trade UPRO
On leverage
I will lose more money won't I

>>61130170
>>61130209
I like them as they have a 3.8% APY savings account.
I don't like them as they seem to ban accounts for no reason.

>>61130221
HOLY bullish. I'll be keeping an eye on DRIP some more. I made a quick play because I think short term the market will recover today.

miners are still green!!!
fuck niggers
fuck jews
fuck trannies
fuck jannies!

Meme stock bros...

i died and now i am in hell

>>61130140
He may be a moron but he is definitely not poor you newfag brownie.

I sold all my stocks that were up. If this continues, I can buy them back with a small profit.

if i hadn’t taken all my money out the brokerage yesterday i probably would have bought spy puts on open, panic sold them at 11, and wanted to kill myself right now
instead i did and feel nothing

>>61130184
>not naming this file “someone-dropped-a-nickel.webm”

its weird that all markets are so connected. stocks take everything down with them

AAAAAAA HE FUCKING TWEETED DIDNT HE

>>61130221
It does make sense that the government would make more money if he takes off the sanctions but adds 20% tariffs on iran instead.

If only I had jumped in on UVIX at $12.45, like I thought about doing, we would have V'd and SPX would be at $6,750 right this minute.

ibit calls
lots of big buys happening
i think taco will be deployed shortly

>>61130264
theres an etf for everything so yeah
when theres a fully correlated selloff, EVERYTHING sells

Maybe 0DTE calls here if Trump gets Putin to surrender, gets Modi to stop buying oil and monkeys fly out of my buttons could be a 20x. Its big FOMO here.

>>61130264
Many still think BTC and crypto are independent of economy and stock market, even when they all slide at the same time.

Scott Bessent doesnt watch the price

>>61130221
>orange nigger is going to rape his arab friends AND his israeli friends in order to own putler
please be true, it would be the funniest happening yet

>>61130184
>>61130221
Imagine how funny it would be if russia collapsed and they drug pootin through the streets naked with a bayonett up his ass like Gaddafi.
Would be hilarious

Let oil go to 0 and stay there.

What the fuck happened, I’m not privy to Grumpf’s latest brainshart.

Measure the market in seconds, not minutes.

>>61130065 (OP)
TRUMP JUST TWEETED
250% TARIFFS ON ALL CHINESE IMPORTS
IT'S FUCKING OVER

SCSOTT BUSSY PLS

>>61130220
Yields about to moon

SOMEONE GET AT&T TO CUT HIS SERVICE AAAAAAA

>>61130221
God I hope it goes negative again.
Please Chairman Xi, now is the time for another bioweapon.

>>61130198
And thats worthy of a 9% dump? Wtf. Shouldnt airlines be doing things like this anyway to attract business?

Deeply tempted to buy QQQ leaps. How is it not free money?

>>61130232
Rabbihood has 5

The guy seems very "fishy" but it does sound believable.

His ETF is up like +8% since July so it's not performance related.
It was basically S&P500 minus woke.

>>61130283
whats even more funny is that the so called safe havens like metals flush too if there really is some recession or worse

>>61130307
BUT HE HAS HIS OWN SATELITE

SLURPERS

START YOUR SLURPING

PEACE IN UKRAINE BY CHRISTMAS

>>61130195
>because they’re so useless
their hardware is okay and the ROCM team has started to get their shit together. they're not dethroning nvidia anytime soon, but they'll capture a chunk of inference market.

lol

>>61130232
>put your money into their savings account
>get banned for no reason
>money is now frozen indefinitely

very cool financial institution worth investing in

are there options on these 5x ETFs?

imagine

Fly, baby, fly!

Sold my soxl at 40 - hope it goes back down

get ready to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything

Lots of action on RGTI puts, I bought some 2 days ago.

I'm still an idiot.

>>61130276
Good call my smigga. I didn’t really believe you so I only put in $178 but could’ve easily made 12% in a few mins

SLURP IREN FOR GENERATIONAL WEALTH RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND!!!!

this is literally a repeat of yesterday

Why are we dumping? China bullshit or some other kind of bullshit?

I have given up. I am selling FIG at a loss.

>>61130170
I have to use PooPal for my small biz and I always transfer any funds away from there immediately. Don't trust 'em. But it seems that fewer and fewer customers are actually using it to check out these days, so I might just drop support in the near future.

>>61130375
cuz fuck it why not

WE'RE BACK

>>61130386
I've never closed a trade. I just buy and shit post.

>another day of not buying le dip

NGMI

>Is easy, just short the vix
>the vix retard getting wrecked again
lel

>>61130102
Welcome

>>61130404
WTFWTF it just pumped another 3%

>>61130398
YGMI

>>61130402
its hard to time the dip and get out so you can buy it

>>61130404
NEVER short VIX on thursday or friday
short VIX on monday - free money

I feel great GOOGL bros. We stay winning

>>61130140
>Talking to that namefag ever
Bro have some self-respect

>>61130102
I choose to believe that most people here just find some catharsis in the panicking

>>61130404
you're not supposed to short it under 30. literally guaranteed gains if you short it at the right time like that one time don spiked it to like 50 or something

>It's dumping again
What did the orange chimp say this time?

>>61130330
You’re gambling hoping you can rip the next guy off down the line, don’t pretend it’s anything else.
You’re not value investing at 142x earnings or 44x forward please anon, please.
You are going to make money because the government is not going to allow you to lose money, but don’t pretend there’s some sort of respectable analysis going on here.
Open AI could have said it was going to run some backup capacity on TI84 calculators Texas Instruments would have mooned 230% and you’d be here saying the same idiotic shit.

>>61130195
Shhhh don't tell them. They'll just argue with you anyway.
>Perpetual debt = perpetual asset valuation increase

>>61130404
anybody else thinking about going long the vix

lol

>>61130386
>>61130398
Robinhood will have to sell my Smile Direct, Lordstown Motors, and Real Goods Solar shares before I do.

IS IT OVER OR ARE WE BACK??

I need Buttcoin to stay right where it's at until 3pm tomorrow

wanted anon from previous thread to see this
>>61130117
>I can't afford to lose my health insurance
get a job with state, county or local government agency, even if pay is less, you get health insurance and maybe long term care insurance to help with medical bills. You also get 401k or 453b plans and health savings plan. Don't give up, keep looking, planning, working the best you can

I'd happily watch my portfolio get cut in half as long as I get to see the "line goes up" niggers get wrecked.

>>61130430
i did but pussied out :(

My bitcoin ETF has gone red for the first time in months.
CONVINCE ME NOT TO BUY THE DIP ON LEVERAGE, /SMG/.

>just buy 1 share of VOO per week for the next 15 years
>retire with 1.5mil

is it really that easy?

Back down we gooooooo

>>61130414
Crazy how a single rally can completely reverse sentiment.
Just a few months ago GOOGL was down, becoming cheaper and cheaper with forward P/E going as low as 17, and the news were like "it will be replaced by ChatGPT", "dead company", etc. Now that it's up everyone is like "undervalued", "best AI play", "the AI stock to own". Don't know why people even claim that the market is efficient.

>>61130356
Kek. Ok bro. Like a couple bucks?

>>61130424
the numbers are too high for now i'll grant you that. but suggesting amd will go nowhere is silly.
inference will be distributed between nvidia, amd, google, and amazon at a minimum. oai and anthropic will likely have their own inference hardware as well. there's a lot of pie to go around.
are we in the middle of hysteria? sure. is the ai stuff is going to disappear? no.

how are the HGRAF shorts coping with the death of their portfolios

>Sell now, thank me later
>Serious problems that are now being disclosed privately just heard some whispers during lunch

>>61130450
Bitcoin can easily hit 50-60k during a bear market and you will get wiped out smigga. There are no influencers promoting crypto to save it right now either

>Benner cycle

2026 will be the start of the next global financial crisis

>>61130444
I mean I'd be more than willing to give up 50% of my net worth if it meant we never had to deal with the 13% anymore. Hell I might even go 80% boss.

>>61130422
>literally guaranteed gains if you short it at the right time
big brain post

>>61130450
I just sold mine the other day because it didn't do shit for me for months. Fuck goycoin, maybe I'll buy when it next crashes.

>>61130450
I sold my bitcoin ETF a while back for modest gains, no plans to buy back in anytime soon. If BTC dips back to like, 60k, then maybe I'll buy it again.

>>61130478
You’re circumcised

>>61130470
jamie dimon warned us on tuesday
>cockroaches

WTF IS HAPPENING

My VIX calls are ITM brownie. I bought extra 25 and 30 when you said you sold some just to feel the satisfaction of knowing that even by proxy, i bought what you sold.

>>61130422
theta decay on the vix is so priced in that this isn't actually true

>>61130441
Thanks for the advice. Government work sounds pretty good indeed, even (or especially) if I pivot to doing a whole different job. I also have two different friends at my job who married nurses and then left their six-figure salaries to do part time blue collar work. So the most successful life path I've seen is to, like, trick a nurse into marrying you.

>>61130490
lol shitskin

>>61130422
>Short VIX at 30
>Goes to 50
>Liquidated
Based.

>>61130499
what's with her face? I guess he is in the low low millions

>>61130450
I just aim for 15% allocation but I rebalance every 6 months through buying only, unless it has moved so much that even after buying it's either under 10% or over 20%, in which case I will consider selling other stuff to buy more BTC or selling BTC itself.

It's not easy to rebalance BTC because selling it is a 15% tax event, whereas I can sell other ETFs tax free. But I aim to never sell because selling needs to be reported in taxes even if tax free, rather not do it.

>bought the dip
>mfw

>>61130065 (OP)
-_- missed the dump. Why must I watch the market the entire 7ish hours just to catch a good deal that lasts a very short amount of time?

>>61130467
No one was buying 4 weeks ago, it was being mocked.

Yet now, after a deal which was literally
>”sam I want you to use AMD chips, what will it take”
>(lmao guys she thinks we’re going to use those dogshit chips) “uhhhhh idk, give me like 10% of you’re company and I’ll buy the equivalent value in chips”
>”done”
>”huh? Are you serious, you can’t be serious…
>”we have a deal”
>”uhhh…. Okay yeah sure deal lol”

Now, after the resulting mega pump, suddenly everyone has discovered the merits of AMD hardware.

Explain this shit.

>>61130375
>dumping?
*up
at these
insane valuations
2 begin with?
>China bullshit or some other kind of bullshit?
*line go up
bullshit
or
warren buffett
is wrong
or MUH NEW MATHS
or MUH MOASS
or some other
kind of
zoomillennial
bullshit
?

>>61130490
And your whole family has sickle cell boss.

I don't get how present values work, if we have a swap rate they make it so that the swapped future cash flows present values are equal, but dont we want to look at the future value if we want to see who has the advantage

>>61130518
Moderately bogged former bottle service girl in the employ of a man she sacrificed a normal life for

>>61130516
>>circumcised freak calls me a shitskin
Kek

>>61130499
>no kids
>does it get any better than this
Uhh...yeah...?

>>61130538
KEK
E
KEKEKKK

>>61130512
You may also consider defense contractors like Anduril who are hiring lots of people. There are some governmet jobs that pay well but you need some connections, so start networking with your local state and federal elected officials (make donations and attend fun raisers).

>>61130450
i doubled down on ibit calls because theres a lot of whale buying going on

>>61130530
It's not the ETF buying?

In the past, China used its trade surplus to buy US treasuries.
Then they switched to buying up global infrastructure to try and project power, ports, railways, mines, new projects in Africa, you name it.
Now they're buying gold.

Keep in mind that as the Chinese domestic economy is cratering, their exports are surging. No domestic demand = dump it on the rest of the world.
Look at their steel exports, cars, solar panels, batteries. It's going ballistic, they are collecting all of the world's money with nothing to do with it except... buy gold?

There's really no other way to say this but Trump is absolutely right. It's China vs the world and it's unsustainable.

>>61130530
the buyer is china

>>61130087
Based Positive Anon Vibes!

>>61130538
White people don’t have those things you inbreed schizo

>>61130571
Why would China be stocking up on useless rocks boss?

No matter what happens today. I will still come out ahead.

ORACLE CHADS

>>61130587
Did the doctor give you brain damage potting his foot on the back of your head when he was breaking off your tail boy?

The V was deployed succesaffuly. This is the fake pump before Trump speaks and it all dumps again, right? Get those full port trades ready.

>>61130593
A nug of weed and some spare change? Spread some around, anon

>>61130530
>Explain this shit.
paper gold is a fake market for retards to look at. Real Gs buy the real stuff

>>61130530
Chinese have a huge yearly trade surplus with the US. The US is deemed untrustworthy after seizing Russian bonds, so they're flocking to gold.

>>61130530
this >>61130571
they're not buying dollars they're buying gold, their main ally, russia, is in a very very difficult possition even if they win in ukraine, and if they lose there's a chance of complete collapse.
So they're preparing for the worst.

>>61130600
>R-right?

Are semis still viable long-term?

>>61130418
every day when i’m loosing i do this

>>61130468
I bought some HGRAF so I could post pink wojaks and I'm up 48%. Am I retarded?

>>61130468
they just nuked the shit out of us though

>>61130235
REGGIE
:)

China should take over Taiwain already to make the 'trade war' more spicy kek

I'm financially exhausted

>>61130593
Nigger Thursday

>>61130530
Someone has placed a jew between you and your money.

>>61130592
decoupling from the USA
>dump worthless american paper
>acquire useless rocks

>>61130470
what were you eating?

>>61130478
What does the 13% mean boss

Gold and silver trading like shitcoins

>>61130530
Retail hasn't even joined the party yet

Let me guess, raised good zoomer cattle slooorpers will buy it again and we'll close green anyway.

>>61130230
Only on margin

Mushrooms have noticeably bettered my trading.
I didn't dose today and lost everything.

>>61130683
Cute anon

>>61130450
crypto winter and depression coming, don't do it

sheetz is pretty good, a little dry

Asking here because you guys are pretty smart.
I need to buy an apartment in america for 2030.
What downpayment should I save up?

Trump & Putin's call has concluded, very productive and they will meet in Budapest while Trump meets Zelensky tomorrow.

SLURP FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES

>>61130690
>crypto winter and depression coming
Already been a crypto winter for everything that wasnt bitcoin and bnb.

>>61130686
no
wen u were
high on
THA DRUGS
it made u
hallucinate that
u were
trading gud

>>61130617
I'm a permabull lmao, but that's literally what's been happening this whole week. Pumps and dumps left and right, 0 consistency. You're better off trading to accumulate more shares in this environment.

>>61130499
>no kids
lmao

>>61130695
I believe this

>>61130530
central banks are buying the gold

>>61130356
Kek you sold the bottom

>>61130693
you dont buy apartments in the US, you rent them. do you mean a condominium? general amount is 20%. watch out for high homeowners association fees

>>61130713
And btw, I am not a big fan of this. It means that a lot of retail degenerates will get in, but if central banks start to sell they will get dumped on.

>>61130713
Well then in that case, call me Jerome fucking Powell

>>61130663
I kinda look like the one on the bottom, but without the giant anime eyes. /Goblin/mode ain't so bad.
>>61130691
Pennsylvanian? Nice fucking state honestly.
>>61130695
This may or may not be bullshit, but slurping is such a winning strategy that I think I'm gonna believe it. You'll seem to win and stay winning by extreme optimism. Permabulls take a haircut every so often but they're the dominant species of the market for a reason.

>>61130722
Retail always always always gets dumped on, they are the exit liquidity and that’s how it will always work.

>>61130522
lol I said I got 0DTE calls but then the play already happened so I didn't it was oh gods sakes green candle, let me check at least if it dies but then pop

>>61130570
Yes this is so true honestly. I feel like the closer you are to power and if you aren't paid to be Trumps opposition you understand Trump is right. Whenever I see European leaders listen to Trump they always show much interest and respect. Germany knows how they messed up so is giving Trump a chance too. They know their economy is in the dump basically because of China.

People aren't respecting that fact that all of Europe HAS actually started heavily building up its military for example. That was never a thing until Trump made it a thing. You see the look of joy on their leaders faces now that it appears we are not on the side of Russia anymore, also any honest person can see Trump was allowing Putin to act honorably and prove he deserved to be in Europe and other European leaders greatly appreciated that because no other American would give Putin such a chance.

I think China's behavior towards ASML this week was seriously absurd and the last straw. They limit rare earths, they pump their rival company SMIC, make a claim to make new supply chains which just means screw over ASML showing in the future they plan of cutting them out of China.

Then China has its aggressive push into European car markets all while downplaying Volkswagen, BMW. This made for less revenue and big trouble for VW. They understand now how wise it was for America to ban BYD and Xiaomi.

We are about to save Europe by giving them a new access to REE's. I think people are not seeing the bigger picture if they say we have become Europes enemy we are probably even more respected than before in a new way if we actually follow through and defeat Russia and rescue them by cutting China out of Rare Earths.

im all in on rare earth. hope i dont get slaughtered like a piggu.

>>61130730
>>61130695
>>61130708

I have just concluded my telephone conversation with President Vladimir Putin, of Russia, and it was a very productive one. President Putin congratulated me and the United States on the Great Accomplishment of Peace in the Middle East, something that, he said, has been dreamed of for centuries. I actually believe that the Success in the Middle East will help in our negotiation in attaining an end to the War with Russia/Ukraine. President Putin thanked the First Lady, Melania, for her involvement with children. He was very appreciative, and said that this will continue. We also spent a great deal of time talking about Trade between Russia and the United States when the War with Ukraine is over. At the conclusion of the call, we agreed that there will be a meeting of our High Level Advisors, next week. The United States’ initial meetings will be led by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, together with various other people, to be designated. A meeting location is to be determined. President Putin and I will then meet in an agreed upon location, Budapest, Hungary, to see if we can bring this “inglorious” War, between Russia and Ukraine, to an end. President Zelenskyy and I will be meeting tomorrow, in the Oval Office, where we will discuss my conversation with President Putin, and much more. I believe great progress was made with today’s telephone conversation.

>>61130732
I mean, some will not, those that started to buy in 2021 or before that, for example.
Which sucks for me, because I wanted to get into gold, for long term, but now price doesn't look so good.

shit and piss is trying to find my non existant stop loss

we are the rare earth marines and were never selling

gold nibbas really want to see 4300 $

>>61130761
you can't lose with that attitude, anon outsmarted market makers

Gold is strait up trading like a fucking shitcoin boss.

>>61130760
True not all retail will get dumped on but the ones getting in late definitely will. Hedgies aren’t dumb enough to be caught holding the bag, it’s retail that refuses to cut loses until -50 or 80%

>>61130795
>4500 tomorrow
>4600 Monday
>4700 Tues
>4800 Wed
>4900 Thurs
>5000 Friday

>>61130600
>successafaley
Do you have one of those Chinese microphones too?

trump 2024

SOMEONE TELL FAT KING RETARD TO RESCHEDULE CANNABIS ALREADY

>>61130803
wrong, you didnt consider the tuesday dumps

PMs are in a bubble

>>61130523
>I* wasn't buying 4 weeks ago
poo goes in the loo

>Me and dad went out for lunch
>Stopped by local Hawaiian BBQ place
>Got the chicken katsu curry with rice and mac salad, he got lau lau pork/bbq chicken, and 2 sides of spam musubi to share

>Used to be $24 just 8 months ago...
>Today it was fucking $48 for the exact same order

Just eating out for lunch is going to be a fucking luxury in 2026 if these prices keep going up, Jesus christ this economy can go eat ass and choke on it.

>>61130815
>MSOS
>MSOX
>TLRY
IM ALL IN BABY; GOT OVER 6K INVESTED
>I also have 10k in silver/gold

>>61130833
Go on a diet, ya fat bitch

Im wondering if you guys actually have studied anything related to economics or finance since I can't seem to get an answer to basic economic questions here

TMF CHUDS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ITS HAPPENING

how rich must i become to get a gf like this?

>yields nosediving
>stocks going up
You see.
It’s just being floated.
It can’t go down. It isn’t allowed.

>>61130849
top signal

>>61130849
anon thats a man.

>>61130849
sauce?

>>61130844
I wonder If I have a sterling silver spoon to feed you like an infant on economics.
>>61130543
>I don't get how futures work
time to read a book and go to college

>>61130856
Somebody's on top, that's for sure

>>61130844
the question you asked doesn't make any sense. it's like random finance words thrown around without any semblance of meaning

>>61130858
Do you consider yourself a man?
If so, then you consider yourself equal to that thing.

>>61130771
>>61130795
Fuck you baggy

>>61130859
stop. Seek help

>>61130868
No man is even equal to himself on different occasions. No that thing is inferior. It was probably abused or went off on the gooner brick road. It was supposed to have been a man.

>>61130833
The cost of food is out of control and a good indicator of economic growth kind of disconnecting from the normie lifestyle. Restaurants seem like they should become a luxury soon if not immediately, but consumers keep packing these fucking places. It's like how people pay 20 dollars extra for a doordash delivery fee on top of the meal. Insane, yet Americans just don't look at the price tag when they're buying food.
>>61130844
Most of us are just retarded and greedy and we're having fun. There's a subset of actually educated people on this general (not me) who are routinely ignored because it's casting pearls before swine most of the time.

GLD top tomorrow

>>61130895
>who are routinely ignored because it's casting pearls before swine most of the time
People would far rather be handed an easy scam than search for a difficult strategy, especially if it suits their own purposes

O boy.
Shit guess I was wrong.
It’s all turning now, not sure who threw the first rock but I can see the gestalt image of a crash forming rn.
Here we go.

HELLO? SHORT VIX GUY? YOU STILL ALIVE BUDDY?

UUUU sisters?

>>61130833
its way cheaper to just cook for yourself, healthier too, stop giving these places money and let them all go out of business

>>61130065 (OP)
I'm getting heemed by my UUUU long

buddy look at vvix computer (thats two vs)
somebody believes its time to be protected in this market

Bobros are we eating good rn?

>>61130865
When people swap intrest payment flows they use a swap rate so that the present values of their cash flows are equal, if you can't understand this then it just proves my point

>>61130393
Check with heartland. They gave me a good deal.
>>61130844
Picrel is what happened. Now valuation rests upon speculation. It’s all a recursive retardo chain of speculation.

>>61130952
This is actually it.
This is it.
The big one.
I blew most of my account prior but we’re finally here.
I got what I wanted in the end (to be right, not to make money)
Here we go.

>>61130923
>S&P 500 -0.00001%
>"Well this is it lads, I've died 38 times today but it looks like this is the end for me"

>>61130947
Gold silver chads how we feeling right now? I for one am enjoying the cooler weather and green gains.

>>61130915
Brother, pull up a DOW/gold ratio chart... Sorry

Don’t know about you guys but I’m down to Friday levels.

i pussed out and am sitting on the sidelines
this market is too scary for me4

>>61130968
>people swap intrest payment flows
no they dont

>>61130825
this
lets see them
run ai chatbots
& content gens
on shiny
rocks

>>61130979
Regretting I just put 6k into silver and 6k into gold.

>>61130972
In 1971 people were moving to California and grabbing handfuls of gold from the banks of the rivers. Now that all the gold has been grabbed it has become scarcer and should cost more than it did in 1971 because all the easy gold is gone now boss.

>>61130844
unless you had also studied economics how would you know?

>>61130978
I put my money where my mouth is.
This is different.
Intuitively I feel it.

I had the same feeling when watching that bridge fight in Egypt during the Arab spring and the crowd turned, when all those highways were being cut off in Afghanistan before it fell.

The mood has finally turned! Chaos, chaos!

>>61130978
ded

>>61130833
>>61130895
Meanwhile McDonald's is giving away a few hundred million dollars in food through their Monopoly game.
There's 17,000,000 double cheeseburger and 15,000,000 Snack Wrap prizes. A double cheeseburger is $2.50 and Snack Wrap is $3. There also ten million of fries, drinks, and sausage biscuits.

HGRAF computer is having a flash sale
you cowards dare to make money?

>>61130806
Honestly we don't want peace in the middle east

>>61130167
Half the order and double buy, problem solved.

I called the crabbing

Its over

Had the chance to sell 40 minutes ago, didn't, now it's all back down again. Fuck this market.

>>61131002
You mean 1871 ?

>>61130137

Being Englands castoffs. Total long term fuck you to the crown. Plus all those natural resources, startegic geography, common language, and general culture.

>>61130979
gdx and sil outperforming my stock picks im not smart

Why is it doomping!?!?!!?

>>61130923
>tqqq straight line down for 12 minutes after this post
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>61131033
No California wasn't even a thing until the summer of 69 boss.

Feels like the S&P is about to capitulate

millions of optiongamblerfaggots cried out in terror

>>61130974
relishing in this despite withdrawing the ashen remains of my robinhood account yesterday

The government that I pay 40% of my income to has been shut for 3 weeks and nothing in my life has changed.

still lmaoing at that guy whos been saying to short the vix LMAO

what teh fuck is going on......

I am going to go negative it's over

>>61131046
Should we expect infinite growth with finite inputs ? If 656 doesn't hold we're going back to the low of the week to either print a HL or the next rung down.

Shortthevixbros... Our response?

>>61130737
This is seriously naive. Europe is not going to respect America more after being effectively extorted on trade deals. The relationship has become that of a protection racket. The only reason why they signed those unbalanced deals was because they started realizing that the US was their leveraging military position for economic gain. That last thing they want to do is to become even more dependent on the US. If the EU leaders were smart, they would play the two powers against each other until their built up their own self-sufficiency.

>>61131066
this is a long vix general

Fullconductors: released for free
Social media with 0 filters: released and unshutdownable

Its so over for SOXL and TQQQ

>>61131066
be careful he "studied the blade for 10 years"

>>61131058
>nothing in my life has changed.
I see, you have requested even more somali. Please stand by to receive the aroma

>>61130844
NIGGERS AND JEWS
is everything
u need 2 kno
about economics
& finance
son
(ywnbaw)

>>61130939
Food you make tastes so much better too. I'm back at college without much time or money. I can spend $6 to make two or even three Chipotle chicken bowls instead of paying $10 or whatever for one.

>>61131002
You are so fucking stupid it's honestly impressive.

Monday is the 293rd day of the year for you gann folks.

Another red day in Trump's America. Very cool.

this is the part where everyone sane sells their 3x bull etfs

>>61131058
I like that parks are shut down, people always trash them.

HERE COMES THE V BROS

>>61131066
Mods sent him on vacation kek

bitcoiners?

Aight I folded. Watch the V

everything red in pic related is a burger ticker
can someone please refresh the tree of liberty?

It hurts bros

YOU’RE SO VAIN
YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU

I keep forgetting the literal government is shutdown kek

>>61131091
at least the vix chart is building a nice hill for him to die on

Gold bros will also soon feel pain

>>61131149
what does that even affect
i got a passport renewed in under a week while this shit was shut down
what do federal workers even DO

Gay day

>>61131149
Kek same. All those people crying about it yet it seems to have 0 influence

>>61131158
A lot of them are still working without pay though.

>>61131145
If they'd just let the dogshit market die we could be making bank in 4 weeks. We are unreasonable collectively.

No Mumu
Not this time.
We’re going for a circuit breaker.
Your strength is broken.
I’m not sure how I knew seconds before it happened but it was something about all of it together.
You won’t be V ing this. This is the end.

This is my worst trading day ever lmao

>>61131149
The government can stay shutdown for an entire year and normies won't even notice any difference. Why do we even need them if all they do is piss away tax payer money?

>>61131179
Worst trading day so far lmao

>>61131179
Do you have facial hair?

This market tryna break me
BUT I DONT BEND

>>61130628
Yeah I’d get a semi

>>61131110
red for thee maybe but not for me

>>61131179
>>61131186
what were your mistakes?

>>61130170
At least you aren't Klarnachuds LMAO

>>61130991
It is an agreement between two parties in which they exchange future interest payment flows. These contracts are often used to swap a floating interest rate payment stream for a fixed interest rate payment stream. Cash flows are calculated based on the notional amount. Unlike bonds, no principal is exchanged at the time of entering into the contract, and the parties only exchange interest payments.

An interest rate swap is used to hedge against interest rate risk. Most swaps use LIBOR (London Interbank Offer Rate) or EURIBOR to determine the floating interest rate (both are set based on interbank trading). To obtain a floating interest rate, a certain number of basis points is added to EURIBOR or LIBOR, where one basis point adds 0.01% to the interest rate. For example, if the floating interest rate is EURIBOR + 60 basis points, and EURIBOR is 2.5%, the floating interest rate would be 3.1%.

Are we about to see a repeat of 2008?

>>61131216
buddy this shit has nothing to do with stocks, or the stock market in general. are you a 2nd year in college learning this shit and are trying to sound smart or something?

>>61131146
Based

>>61131091

Everyone goes super quiet when the market is railing them.

THA GREAT
HEEM
REDEEM
IS BEGINNING

we are going 2
bout TREE FIDDY

>>61131208
You tell me lol

>>61131155
>longing the dollar
Fucking retard.

>>61131233
>The optics of a large balance C&I loan to a fraudulent borrower from a bank that specializes in small balance C&I loans is not great

I feel a tightness in the chest
Satan please take me

>>61131155
>the dollar will recover
kek

its over

>>61131282
nvm were back

DONNY, WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN PUMP!?!?!?!?!?

>>61131233
heres what im going to tell you
there has always been potential for us to move back to april levels swiftly
is that a crash? well yes and no
will we churn sideways after a swift correction for months to years and then the crash really happens?
well it depends on what good ol donnie dumpie tweets next i suppose

MAKE IT STOP

>>61131289
nvm its over

Okay I am actually about to burst into tears...

Tomorrow will be a miracle recovery right?

>Mr. Beast is starting a bank
What level of clown world are we on right now?

>>61131269
>>61131282
>>61131294
Which one of you is vix anon

Are you beating 2% daily inflation?

Coomed in 61 seconds and all joy returned to him.

>>61131312
nvm were back

this is happening because i finally gave up gambling on spy puts and cleaned my robinhood account

>+7% 1 hour ago
>-4% now
What the FUCK happened

Taco tweet will come before close

>>61131308
Classic Internet famous person cycle
It will involve crypto
People will get rugged

>>61131233
I think "private credit" is a giant scam, and when it blows liquidity will dry up as balance sheets get obliterated, bringing everything else down with it.

They've lent to the most shitty opaque businesses imaginable.

And they did this for what? Credit spreads are record low, there's not even a good enough yield to justify it.

Remember: Markets rarely bottom on Friday.

>>61131323
Paypal shutdown become they flooded the BTC market with 300trillion backed dollarydoos

>>61131328
ok but imagine how fucking funny it would be if he doubled down

>>61131335
what about last Friday

Just short when it's going down and go long when it's going up? Hello?

Im green today because I was ballsdeep in NVIDIA calls. Sold them all when SPY was freefalling. I'll slowly re-enter over the next few days.

anyone selling naked puts might want to buy them back

>>61131345
rare

>>61131107
Don't take my word for it, just look at the price of gold in 1971 compared to the price of gold in 2025. It went from something you could just pick up off the ground in los angelas to something you can only get if you buy from someone who knows what they got, or you gotta dig halfway to fucking China.

>>61131259
>longing the dollar
who tf longs dollar?

>>61130795
Gold is not going away

>>61131146
....but thats literally true

so what happened? why are we down today?

>>61131369
You are, you colossal fucking retard.

>>61131381
why dont you first explain why we should be up

SELLLLLLLL SELL SELL REDDIT SELLL

>>61131386
I never said I am holding dollars. Also, you do realize that a market bubble bursting means immediate deflation right?

We're back! (Minors)

THE BOTTOM IS FINALLY IN

SLURP YOU SMIGGERS SLURP

>>61131381
drumpf

>>61131400
SLURP NIGGERS NOW

>trump posted
>complaining about carbon tax
>spy zips upwards

>>61131411
BLLLUUMMPFFFFF!!!!

>>61131400
you said this 2 hours ago too
some of you retards will literally try to buy this shit all the way down lmao
this selloff is being orchestrated perfectly, theres no limit to the amount of poeple who want to own the shit and poop at 6666 dollars

>>61131363
earths

>>61131398
It's stagflation, not deflation, retard. Learn the difference.

>>61131155
The computer called…. It’s for you.

Thank God I have 70% PMs, and of the 30% I have in equities. Just 30% of that is non gold and silver related. But fuck me I was hosed this week on that small amount.

>>61130893
only thing im seeking is that gock

>>61131426
I miss 2016 donny

>>61130543
You basically always want to normalize the value of cash flows to present value so you can compare them. How else would you compare two different cashflows that have uneven durations?

im stuck in my positions, and my hedges have done everything they could. i sure hope this is good news coming.

>>61131425
>deflation
not when we brrrr out of it like always.

Gold has fallen.

A female broker called me today and left a message. I have a feeling this is not bullish.

>>61131462
Billions must die.

OOF

>>61131492
kek the jpm baggie started the bank downfall

>>61131345
not a bottom

>>61131462
No it hasn't. You still grinning baggy?

>smiggers getting financially ruined by a single -0.75% day
oh boy this downturn is going to be absolute chaos

>>61131448
Yup, we will never ever see deflation again because they will always pump if they can. It's basically free money to governments.

>>61131492
this is really important
the stock market CANNOT go down until financials start to come down
this is a critical piece to a potential happening

>>61131425
No, if the market severely crashes, it does not mean that the economy will stop. It will just erase trillions of "value". Its a deflationary shock.

Oh no it's going down again

This time it is really over.
It's over.

>>61130691
I miss getting Sheetz mto breakfast sandwiches at 2 am in college

Full ported APLD, almost a grand down. I'm done.