Thread 61146090

Pics that go hard edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61141506

funny how you can tell ppl have capitulated with smg activity going down

only the ppl who manage risk will survive in the end

>>61146103
It’s Saturday… and if more people traded options instead of gambling on memestocks there wouldn’t be an issue. Market go down? Buy puts. Market go up? Buy calls.

Very very simple.

>>61146103
the markets are closed on saturday? retard

weekends are the worst what the fuck am i supposed to do besides huff copium from youtube chucklefucks for these two days

>>61146090 (OP)
Do a flip faggot

now is when the real work is done, when the suffering is the greatest

>>61146148
Yurotard

>>61146090 (OP)
rumour has it Ubisoft is the next big play.

dont share this around too much anon

>my dividend folio finally makes enough to pay the electric bill on a cool month

long way to go tbqh

>>61146110
Buying options is gambling. And your advice is to buy high sell low. You are a retard and a brokie.

What can happen over the weekend that can result in Black Monday?

>>61146324
> Buying options is gambling.
Not if you see the patterns.
>And your advice is to buy high sell low.
That’s not what I said. If you understood MACD, VWAP, RSI, and ATR, you would know I am not saying that.

You are a peasant.

>>61146090 (OP)
I bought a ton of oil and natural gas stocks. Am I retarded ?

I bought Gold - It dumps
I bought puts - it pump
I buy calls - it dumps

I am incapable of making a good move.

>>61146334
>give retard advice
>male astrology proves me right!
pottery

>>61146118
You can over-react to every minor price movement of crypto.

Jensen says Nvidia’s China AI GPU market share has plummeted from 95% to zero — the Chinese market previously amounted to 20% to 25% of the chipmaker's data center revenue

Why am I getting these fucking captchas

>>61146421
me too

>>61146351
yes, if you want a good growth dividend buy REITs

>>61146421
I don’t get them like that

>>61146412
>company massively overvalued
>oops -25% revenue in the one line of business everyone cares about
this doesn't seem like a positive development

>>61146412
i'm tempted to buy massive PUTS on this piece of shit and finally be wealthy

Over the past 6 months I've used and abused every single means to learn about economics. Right now, I still understand jack shit, but I've become familiar with specific concepts. How long will it take until I actually understand half of this jibber jabber? Hard mode: Don't say never.

Only stock in my 'folio I've been wondering for weeks now is AMZN. It feels like an old person, slowly succumbing to the decline. But it's currently even below the lowest analyst target price which is pretty rare. Usually there's atleast one bear, they can't all be bought out. So I don't know man, let's see the earnings.

>>61146421
Have you perhaps been acting particularly anti-sematically lately?

The fact that trump tweeted good news when he saw the market dump in pre market yesterday made it obvious that he doesn't want another crash in the short term future. Which means the bottom is in and we are going to pump or crab into 2026.

Reminder Canadians basically pay zero taxes on their gains(if they use the right accounts)
While Americans get raped by 40% capital gains taxes lmao

>>61146482
We have to pay conversion fees so you lose 3% on every trade

>>61146464
Amazon's period of growth is over anon.
I work with Amazon sellers as my job.
For a few decades they spent every dollar on reinvestment because the path to growth via capital investment was clear.
Today they are in the "profit taking" stage of business. Growth is slowed and they are focused on raising profits by massively increasing fees on their sellers in every way possible.
This is why TEMU and other straight-from-China stores are so much cheaper than Amazon.
Amazon forces sellers to raise their prices about 2x just to pay Amazon fees.

Time to switch to consumer staples what's your pick gentleman?

>>61146494
Amazon is much much more than e-comerce though.

>>61146490
I don't buy American stocks so that's not my problem.
I'm making so much money with Canadian mining stocks right now

>>61146508
AWS is most of their value these days. you get the marketplace and all the stupid warehouses for free.

>>61146457
>Over the past 6 months I've used and abused every single means to learn about economics. Right now, I still understand jack shit
Have you been reading textbooks or watching retarded Rumble videos? I find it hard to believe that anybody trying hard to learn something wouldn't have a strong grasp of the basics at least after 6 months

>>61146482
-we have tax advantaged accounts too
-long term cap gains are 15% here
-canada would be the poorest US state
-i live where canadians pay to vacation to escape the -30 winters

>>61146474
Not more than usual

Can anyone list a few top fintwit accounts by follower count or post engagement stats? Looking to keep a handful of high-level xitter accounts on-hand as normie sentiment indicators.

Would you convert religions to escape taxation?

>>61146464
China tariff is bearish for AMZN. Between now down to $200 would be good times to buy. As soon as the tariff is settled AMZN will boom.

>>61146449
why didnt you buy puts on abercrombie and finch at the highs it was about as easy as it gets
its how i got rich

>>61146490
What kind of fuckass broker is that? Even my eurofag turbonormie broker has a 0.35% fee lol.

>>61146526
Not him but the more I learn the more I realize how much I don't know

Will the market crash?

You call yourself traders but no one even talked about the HIMS dip. Instead youre buying the top of minerals and precious metals

I'm a long holding casual. Should I bother experimenting with margin or options or is it a Jewish Pandora's box designed to bankrupt you?

>>61146764
Nah, I'm looking at GRRR. Graph looking mighty slurpable. Should've bought at Friday open probably so I'm hoping Monday isn't a green day, but I think it will be.

>>61146770
Number one rule that will help you survive is to buy contracts with at least two month out expiration.

>>61146770
if you have to ask, you're not ready. when you think you're ready, you won't be, but you'll have to learn the hard way. after you've taken your lumps and you're afraid of it though, you're probably ready, but you won't want to.

Inherited $250k. What should I do with it? I was thinking of averaging into VTI over the next 6 months. I do worry about the AI bubble popping though

>>61146830
The research shows that lump sum is better. But the research is based on past performance. Do you think America will remain as the global hegemon for 100 more years? This is the question.

>>61146830
where do these posters come from? like every week

>>61146464
>>61146659
I haven't touched options in years but I'm legitimately considering buying some 2027 LEAPS because I feel like the current price of the stock is hilariously undervalued and could rocket at even the slightest positive sign.

>>61146770
70% of retail trades lose money if that helps explain things.

eToro also only offers CFD trading last time I checked. Perhaps you could check into the history of eToro to explain things further.

>>61146830
this>>61146849

>>61146830
Short VIX, if won't work and market is highly volatile you will lose money anyways.

>>61146476
I'm ordering 2 big macs and 20 nuggets for 50% off right now.

>>61146113
Then who the fuck did I just send all my money to?!?!

SLSbros what are we expecting on monday

I finally did it
I gave up and invested in a bag of pizza rolls. They were on sale even. I never had them before. I feel like at age 38, investing in pizza rolls is basically admitting that I've failed as an adult. Oh well

Brothers I want to share an experience that has resulted in my buying GAP calls tomorrow.
I was walking home from a miserable shift at work and I ended up behind this 5'2 pear shaped goddess in yoga pants and a sweatshift.
Her magnificent ass was so fat but her waist was so slim. I was genuinely jolted awake. Her little blonde ponytail was cute too.
I had to see her face.
I crossed the next street and looked back.
It was a 55-60 year old woman...wrinkles and all.
I can't get her out of my mind I'm not even fucking kidding. I'm already a hagmaxxer but I never thought someone outside my typical range of 37-55 could have a body like that.
I needed to jerk it like 6 times to my hagstack to calm down and go to sleep.
For this reason I will buy the ticker GAP.

>>61146913
I'm also 38 and I did that same exact thing at shoprite 90min. ago
totino's 50pc was on sale
I invested $45 into food but most of it was on sale so I win as an adult

>>61146494
>>61146508
Yeah pretty sure AWS plus being super invested in Claude will continue to be profitable for a long time.

Don't forget to look, the other way and to buy the dip like the good little cattle you were raised to be.

>>61146923
Based hagmaxxer

>>61146963
>I'm also 38
Jfc I need to fuck an older woman before its too late for me to have a 20 year age gap with them

>>61146856
I'd ask the same question if I had money to invest, had no clue how to invest it and didn't want people to focus on the origin of my money

>>61146987
when you hit 38 you switch to 18 year olds. Preferably with your hag by your side

Is 50% required margin a dufferent way to say thhat the maximum leverage for this position is 2x?
Why do most online brokerages use margin instead of leverage? It seems easier to reason with isolated leveraged positions.

>>61146991
I dont think you get it
Hag pussy is made for young men. They try to hide it but your average 45 year old in shape single woman has a stronger sex drive than a teenage boy.
Her last 2 eggs are screaming to be fertilized.
Once you break down the age barrier block they are literally HUNGRY for your cock.

>>61146976
>>61146984
does this mean my otm puts are gonna make it
12/28 exp

>>61147014
that's crazy bro i highly recommend not speaking to women nothing good will happen from it

>>61146856
Lots of people use 4and seems logical that people come here after inheriting
(I'm one of them)

>>61146991
>>61147014
women are extremely bearish for personal finances

>>61146830
>averaging into VTI over the next 6 months
Lump sum is best but if you think you'd panic sell on -$50k then DCA.

You may also want to consider asset allocations other than 100% VTI. Foreign exposure and short-term treasuries are worth considering. Precious metals & long-term treasuries are both riskier at this time but are normally also considered in portfolio construction. A wide range of outcomes are possible in this market from bubble pop collapse to literal hyperinflation, so having multiple asset classes can give you additional protection from catastrophic loss.

>>61146312
Is this a larp?

>>61147046
>>61147035
Cute lonely OL type hags are loaded usually.
I dont care about money, ever since I was a child I have lusted after hags.
My first crush was my 3rd grade teacher, then 5th. My friend's moms mogged any girl my age in middle school and so on.
I need hag pussy before its too late

>>61147065
Bullshit you fucking retard everything everywhere rugs at the same time

>>61146090 (OP)
>Twitch claims to have armed security at Twitchcon
>Already on day fucking one, Emiru(one of the more popular streamers) got sexually assaulted
>'security' schmuck useless
>Incel walked away by himself while carrying a fucking switchblade
>Emiru was legally obligated to show up despite other women like pokimane not going ahead of warnings
>Twitch put bullshit statement out it was 'harassment'
>Cue insane amounts of rage on twitter, reddit, discord, etc.

Holy fucking shit what a dumpster fire of a company. Between Hasan shocking his dog and that pedo babyfur not getting banned for long, I HIGHLY suggest all of you to load up AMZN bags right now because we will see a MySpace tier event soon.

>>61146856
I actually wish I wandered into /biz/ and /smg/ so I could've boglefolio'd or something ages ago instead of fairly recently

t. been on 4chinz forever

>>61147077
I said risk against *catastrophic* loss not "AIIEE MY STOCKERINOS ARE DOWN 20% SELL SELL SELL!1!". It's true in a liquidity crunchy everything except cash will go down, but some things will recover faster than others. I'm thinking about risk factors like money printing causing doombull, capital flight from USA causing earnings multiple reductions, gov default fucking bondholders, etc.

>>61146312
I heard from someone working there that something big is coming

>>61147080
twitch is partnered with amazon and has been a dogshit company for brown retards to drool over hot tub streamers for age, what the hell are you even saying

Wheres the earnings screenshots?

>>61146464
I've also been trying to rotate out of this dogshit but am sitting on some gains I don't want to pay taxes on. Every time it starts to run either something will happen with tariffs or it will rug hard on a decent earnings report.

50/30/20
QQQ/EEM/TLT

thought?

>>61147080
I love your irrational hatred of AMZN.
I am loading up on AMZN bags right now, that is a bullish position

Gold to 5k

JNUG calls

>>61147073
you're already old lil bro they aren't hags

>>61146464
who's this mommy?

>>61146412
Nothing burger that was all disclosed quarters ago and their guidance accounted for 0% revenue from China

Keep trying to short NVDA though kek

>>61147080
>Some edrama about literally nobodys will tank a multi trillion company.
You can't be that stupid and solve captchas

henlo mister jerome
what is all the choppiness about
plz implment a fix mister jerome
just make the lines go up
thank u mister jerome

yeah what now?

>>61147268
we wait

>>61147207
Nadine Visser, do you even track & field bro?

>>61146856
like half of this board are wallstreet shills
they are also the same that want you to go into crypto isntead of gold

>>61147268
We live to lose money another day.

>>61147251
jerome can't fix orange retardation

>>61147202
Gold's price action isn't normal at all
It's not supposed to moon alongside equities

>>61147193
>EEM
retarded
every single promising growth company in emergent markets gets bought out by US giants making all of their future growth happen in US indices

Emergent markets underperform for a reason

>>61147332
normally stocks would be down hard by now but their price action is not normal at all due to insane money printing, not to us of course but to banks and corporations

>>61147348
the FED isn't printing enough
they're doing QT and the reverse repo facility is empty
Gold is pricing in massive printing to bail out the government

>>61147332
where does that logic come from?

>>61147367
Gold acts like a hedge but the equiry market narrative during gold's bullrun was the AI mania

>>61147080
no one cares about twitch
it's irrelevant for amazon's valuation

>>61147375
Gold ran up massively before the 2008 market crash
there is no logic where Gold doesnt go up with the markets
it happens all the time

>>61147364
>>61147375
Massive printing goes into equities as much as it does gold. Gold is just another shitcoin who's turn it is now to pump, and who's turn to dump will come later. Historical narratives have nothing to do with it and the only entity that keeps gold as a "store of value" are old widows.

>>61147403
gold is the original shitcoin. people buy it and hold it in the hopes to sell it at a higher price to another sucker

THE DOUBLE CHAMP DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS

>>61147413
it would be funny if they suddenly discover a new gold mine somewhere in africa within the next year

>>61147390
Twitch is valued by investors at $46 billion. Its going to put a BIG dent into Amazon's public image if that shithole dies soon.

>>61147422
Stop watching Netflix

>>61147413
True but gold at least has some real world uses.

>>61147332
Chynuh

>>61146428
>investing in real estate
>in 2025
I sure hope not
>>61146643
Can I become a paper Amish?

>>61147450
this

>>61147429
Mcdonalds is the beating heart of America and Conor McGregor isn't netflix

>>61147413
absolute desperate wall street shill
your stock market inflation scam gets exposed in real time
and that makes you upset

>>61147323
Cope and seethe
You LOST

>>61147483
>wall street shill
>nigger says this in /smg/

>>61147489
upset?

>>61147492
lol keep holding gold for another 40 years and ask me again

>>61147496
yeah, outperforming the stock market jew scam

>>61146994
I don’t use margin but my understanding is it’s more like a heloc than a loan. so for example if you have $100k of apple stock you could just go buy like $10k worth of options even if there’s no cash in your account, just that apple stock. because if your options lose value or expire worthless the broker can just take $10k worth of apple from you. so it’s not like
>I’m loaning you this specific amount to enter this specific trade
it’s more like
>you are good for this amount of dollars so that’s how much you can buy
I could be totally wrong, though, because I don’t use margin. some other anon can correct me if so.

>>61147488
we all lost

>>61147488
I hate him so much it's unreal

>>61147403
>the only entity that keeps gold as a "store of value" are old widows.
The citizenry of India is the largest holder of gold in the world by a large margin.
spooky

>>61147453
>buy the one that’s in a bubble rivaled only by 1929 and 1999, not the one that hasn’t grown much since 21-22 and where you can actually find a 10-20% discount right now depending on where you’re buying
>>61147483
>starts measuring stocks from the top of a historic bubble
what would that chart look like if it was measuring 1980-2000?

>>61147508
Gold is a jew cornered market as well

should I invest in burgers?

>>61146643
>Would you convert religions to escape taxation?
if I am making money yes. If I am broke then I deserve reparations and free shit like everyone else

>>61147545
AI coomer slop

henlo mister jerome
please reactivate the
S P O O K Y R A L L Y

>>61147565
cute

>>61147568
there are some good frogs for spooky rally out there

>>61146090 (OP)
>fed did an 2 trillion oopsie and actually the largest holder of us government debt is the Cayman Islands, more than double china
HONK! HONk! HoNK!

SPOOKY RALLY STARTS NOW

This is the time of year where the veil between financial world and material world is thinnest.

>>61147392
no, it went up AFTER the market crash. it fell with stocks and everything else in the meltdown. which is relevant and important. it is an early cycle asset. literally neo-keynsian economics, finance hole-digging to ramp up the economy. it's also probably done going up.

Isnt ASTS gay with VZ? Does that mean VZ will coom too?
We buying gold miners for earnings? NEM

>>61147690
youre a retarded liar just like every wallstreet shill
gold tripled before 2008

>>61147694
it had lost 60% from it's previous peak and was under selling pressure from central banks. and it sold off in '08 like everything else. and only made new highs after the crash. deal with it. you have no clue what you're talking about and you're shilling a peaked asset. enjoy bleeding 40% over the next decade

>>61147731
how old are you?

>>61147332
Safe haven asset
Real physical asset
Central banks want it
Big institutions want it
Stocks near all time high, record money on margin loans and in money markets with no place to park it
Boomers investing in bonds at 4% are seeing gold go 2-3% in a day and are more willing to throw it in there even at these levels


Lots of reasons to be bullish precious metals

>>61147741
crazy how you can build a generational wealth with just connections
If it was me I'd behead barron for his corruptness and all the faggot that profited from insider trading

>>61147519
Kind of but you get a lot more margin depending on the broker 100k cash in Robinhood would give you somewhere between 300-500k buying power depending on holdings and margin maintenance requirements

Options use cash buying power however

>>61147750
>crazy how you can build a generational wealth with just connections
always has been

>>61147728
>>61147694
i don't think i understand this argument
the chart is right there, gold made new highs between the fall of 2007 and the collapse of bear stearns, went down through the summer, collapse of lehman, and the crash, then blasted off to the moon as the bailouts and money printing worked their way through the economy

>>61147852
sure, my bad. but they weren't confirmed until after the crash. and the point stands that he's picking a trough valuation from where it tripled, which it did, but only barely went above old highs made 30 years prior. the real move for long-term holders came after the crash. and the 1981 move in the chart is more relevant to what's happening now because we aren't getting another '08, we did just have an anlogue to the 70's stagflation which we are coming out of. 2 examples on the chart of gold being an early cycle asset, and the 3rd is playing out right now. we're going much higher on the stock market.

Is it weird I feel like Amazon is extremely undervalued? Its such a good company. I think it could double or even triple its cap in very short time.
On another note, why is MicroStrategy considered a bad investment. They hold 2% of btc. If we really do get 1 million btc by 2030 shouldnt the companies market cap go in the trillions?

>>61147737
31

>>61147728
what does this have to do wether gold goes up with the market prior to 2008
it clearly did
you stupid fuck

>>61147852
hes a retarded wall street liar
nothign more to say to that subhuman

Gold $5,500 EOY
simple as that

>>61147927
MSTR is an excellent buy if you think bitcoin will 10x in the next five years
Amazon is relatively cheap at the moment, but is also betting heavily on AI.

>>61147927
If tariffs are struck down it'll go up a lot, or if they show good 3Q results despite them, and if they somehow are making money with Claude it could go ballistic but this last part is a giant "if".
We will see by the end of the month.

>>61147874
>we're going much higher on the stock market.
unless the current move is happening for the same reasons as the move in fall 2007-spring 2008 (late-cycle hedging)

>the 1981 move in the chart is more relevant to what's happening now
that was just the hunt brothers

>>61147927
why not just buy bitcoin itself, or a bitcoin etf?

>>61146497
NATH

>>61147956
so long as you wanna pick any point on the chart, then ethereum has tripled this year. far outpacing gold. and that's a risk-on asset. i'm not making that case, i know better, but that's the logic you're using. gold has had a pretty good year. not as good as intc stock, which i'm heavily invested in, but good nonetheless. you think a crash is coming and want your shiny rocks. fine. i think the golden bull run is coming and own a manufacturer of even shinier rocks. i'm going to win and you're going to lose. which i wouldn't care about but you're spamming a stock board about a worthless rock and calling people names. enjoy your moment i guess but it's already over. i'd advise you to exit gold but you're probably too dumb and spiteful and will hold until the bottom. (years away)
>>61147986
hunt brothers were in silver, not gold. and gold peaked in january of '80, 3 months before the hunt brothers.

>>61148013
25 years isnt "picking any point on the chart" you desperate wall street shill

>>61147934
so you're not priced out of love yet

>>61148031
by all means, keep buying. you should probably lever up too.

>>61148038
keep shlling your overvalued wall street scam
Im sure someone will be dumb enough to fall for it

>>61147728
what alternative is there? what would any thinking person sell their gold for?

>>61148033
Whats the NW for an entry level gf these days?

>>61148050
ai, which is the greatest achievement of mankind, eth, arkk, quantum stocks, biotech, the nasdaq. the opportunities are right in front of you and every institution is buying as much as they can, it really is that obvious you do not need to overthink this. contrarians will lose here.

>>61148076
>ai, which is the greatest achievement of mankind
fucking lol.

>>61148076
>ai, which is the greatest achievement of mankind
trollbro, you went too far and blew your cover

>>61146090 (OP)
lol OP pic
trump going on the roof was so based

so whats with the beyond meat stock memes? is it people trying to relive the gme days?

>>61148069
100k (not including personal residence)

>>61148093
Trump is a pathetic clown

>>61148087
who's trolling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfr0D0HcBY

>>61148110
ur just mad he crashed ur FIAT kikestocks LOL.
he made us over on PMG nice and wealthy.

How do these people who had bought like 1k bitcoin back when it was still single or double digit in price go about cashing out that shit?
They're a 9-5 wagie with 30k in the bank and suddenly a couple of million show up in their accounts with more to come.
Wouldn't the bank and the tax agency be all over you?

>>61148110
im gonna ask him to tweet again, lol.

>>61148127
you can always just pay your taxes you know

>>61147927
>extremely undervalued
this is reserved for valuations that can 3x or more in a 2 year timeframe

>>61146761
Yes, but not yet. Not yet.
>>61146764
Why do you think HIMS will recover? What if it joins NVO and LLY in crab city?

Ok.. Let's say Tariffs are not legit. Why should the market pump when they've been nothingburgers? Why should other countries keep their promises. Why should they invest in the US? Why should they not possibly even retaliate for the damages? If the tariffs were no harm to the markets, but the deals were good, and the nonharm is gone, but the good too, shouldn't that be bad?

>>61148179
because liquidity is going to increase

if you still don't understand what market liquidity is then i dunno good luck

>>61148179
no one cares about tariffs or about anything that happens outside of the US

>>61146764
I got in after the 3/10 dip and solded at the right moment.
You're right now it looks like a good re-enter opportunity.

>>61148186
in what way would no more tariffs increase usd liquidity?

>>61148096
BBBY 2.0

think you would like this video babe. peter navarro at the cfr, doing the kind of thing you like to do. i do have a caveat, he says everything went perfect and no retaliations, but in my view, "covid" was a retaliation and it had very significant negative effects, precisely what the cfr warned about, and conveniently a democrat was president during the negative effects to take all the blame and navarro completely glosses over that moment and pretends it wasn't related. all in all though i think tariffs are a good idea, but they aren't universally positive with no consequences like navarro claims. anyways i think you'll like it a lot and i hope you find some time to watch it, maybe think of me a little bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a-2YgerunI

Anyone else going big on biotechs next year?

>>61148179
cheaper access to american markets is what the third world wants, it would be bullish for them. It would be incredibly bearish....for you

>>61148322
No why would anyone do that?

>>61148338
Tech is going to just be an industrialized commodity, and with AI protein folding etc, its the biggest sector for potential gains. If you cant grow the population, the next hack is longevity and QOL. It was described as being where tech is in the 70s

We'll probably have to have our downturn first, but its where I want to expose myself, beside materials and energy

>>61148338
i really cant decide what to do with my lockheed stock. them disclosing their big losses last quarter either means this quarter will be good, or that it will just be LESS negative than the last quarter.

>>61148171
>why do you think HIMS will recover?
Lower BB broken and undersold RSI. After a bounce to 55 or so I don't give a fuck what the stock does. I trade overreactions

Might drop all my money into $bynd

>>61147996
I think mstr serves as a leveraged position on btc in this case

>>61148112
yeah can i get three cheesy gordita's with a sprite

>>61147080
>Emiru
can you blame him?
>>61147332
dollar debasement. get with the times old man.
>>61147750
>If I had the chance i'd murder a nineteen year old because his daddy is orange man bad
holy TDS
>>61146090 (OP)
Attention Educated Stock Market General Posters!: Does anyone know a good options toolkit? I want historical IV, net greeks, profit calculators, live prices, volumes, pretty much any tool I could need. A lot of the tools are spaced out or not available. I want all my tools in one place. ToS has net greeks but nothing else. Optionsprofitcalculator has the calculator but its laggy as fuck and only does that one specific thing. I'm willing to pay for these tools.

In other news who is watching UPS and their upcoming earnings on the 28th? any predictions? A lot of price target cuts and economic uncertainty from tariffs, especially de minimis exemption. FedEx posted good earnings which is good news but if UPS doesnt turn the boat around they are looking at dividend cuts.

>>61148489
>muh debasement
dogfucking christ the average IQ of market participants right now is 85

>>61148498
>>muh debasement
why is the media so eager to drill this narrative into the brains of retail bagholders?
what's the real story

>>61148498
debasement traders are beating the market. You're beating the market too right? an 85iq person isn't beating you at your own game right? Your IQ is high so you should be rich right anon?

>>61148322
Haven't really done much research in the sector yet.

>>61148517
so where is this weaker dollar at? gimmie usd cheapies

>>61148338
INTCels do not redeem

Tesla calls

>>61148489
>holy TDS
Notice how I said all faggots who are insider trading for millions? It's not related to orange man but that 19 faggot gotten hundreds of millions because he can tell his daddy what to do (or his daddy informs him what he's about to do)
you faggot

>>61148517
chyna
>>61148518
agricultures. energies. crpyto. 10yr was sub 4% thursday. no i'm not beating the market because i'm not a shitforbrain retard. (prerequisite for making money at the moment)

>>61148432
Granted these what ifs are always stupid and wishful thinking but if btc hits 1 million by 2030 why shouldnt MSTR be a top 10 company in the world capwise.

>>61148548
>i'm to smart to make money
holy cope nigger i have taken 12% profit in the last two months. Please reevaluate the confidence you have in your intellect

>>61148489
Puts on ups the CEO is terrible and the drivers all have to be paid 100k with deep benefits, union gigs so you can’t cut costs like FedEx and Amazon can. Holiday season coming up they lost the Amazon contract, China tariffs de minimus restrictions and lower volume, package handlers start at $20 that’s another added bonus expense. Goes below 80 post earnings.


Also have some insider DD that FedEx freight is getting spun off and will be trading under a new ticker in a quarter or 2. It’s the most profitable division of FedEx so go long when it does

>>61148517
>trump's economic agenda outlines explicitly devaluing the dollar to make exports stronger
>you are le heckin cringe normie for buying gold and foreign assets.
>>61148548
maybe if you stuck a stake behind your eye into your brain you'd actually make money doing anything besides lamenting how stupid people are better than you.

>>61148566
I agree with the sentiment. However,
>Also have some insider DD that FedEx freight is getting spun off and will be trading under a new ticker in a quarter or 2. It’s the most profitable division of FedEx so go long when it does
this isn't insider anything. This was announced during a FedEx earnings call one or two releases ago. albeit I did hear of it a week or so before the earnings release
t. fedex wagie

>>61148541
It actually wasn’t Barron was some 3 letter agency wallet and opened up another BTC short when it recovered to 115k and is up bigly

>>61148563
i'm fishing for tails
>>61148568
yeah you're probably right. unfortunately everybodies' short dollar so good luck fuckwit

>>61148577
Stay long FedEx IMO had a pretty good working relationship with them at multiple jobs and they’re better positioned at being business oriented than just package delivery, lots of good contracts downside is the jeet ceo but probably goes back to 270 or so

>>61148610
Wrong
Tether is far more efficient than OF

>>61148614
Looks pretty fake and gay if you ask me

>>61148625
Tether makes an obscene amount of money with barely any employees

Explain how buying leaps on big red days isn't a surefire strategy. The market is going to recover over the coming weeks in the extreme majority of cases and you're gonna see a profit when it swings back green. Why not?

>>61146103
Bro the top is almost in.

$850k portfolio, $200k cash. I'm mostly TQQQ and google, Microsoft, bitcoin leveraged 1.25x. I'm thinking to add a position in a leveraged rare metal etf, any recommendations?

Dropping this link from /GME/ for anyone who likes money and recognizes patterns.

>>61147150

>TL;DR
/GME/ has been swarmed with paid stock bashers for years to gaslight anons, manipulate sentiment, and control conversation. They have jannies on their team and recently they went mask off. Anon did some digging and found irrefutable proof that BBBYQ (bankrupt) is merging with BBBY (Overstock) to preserve $1.6B in NOL tax credits. Anon posted receipts and has been banned multiple times in both the /GME/ and /BBBY/ threads. Follow the archived links, confirm the data for yourselves, and read the current /GME/ thread to see the attempts to bury the information. It is an obvious containment operation and they’re losing control. Search warosu for “paid stock bashers” to see links from a different anon discussing the concept including a confession from a former stock basher. There’s even a guy who bashed Overstock using an IP address from inside the DTCC.

This is a sure thing according to the publicly available evidence posted and the price of BBBY (Overstock) shares is at or near the bottom. Anon lays out a theory that BBBY will spin off tZero onto that company’s blockchain exchange via a digital dividend after the merger is complete. The merger is currently underway and appears to be headed by Carl Icahn, who took out a loan against his IEP shares to pay for it. That is why now defunct Hindenburg Research published the report attacking IEP and why the price for IEP has declined. They attacked Icahn with a short and distort campaign to try to force a margin call on his loan and it failed.

why are so many JIDF kikes posting contrary to gold and silver stackers
(This is a rhetorical question)

>>61148783
Also have 120 google shares that I want to sell and buy GGLL instead

>>61148637
I'm suprised the jews in the US government allows this outside of their jurisdiction. What kind of Italian connections does Tether have exactly?

>>61148911
show. make a screenshot and show. show me

going all in on SHA: 601899, america is done, china is the next bull runner

As an American going 100% all in on mcd is the strongest strategy

Win win

If America can continue and mcd stays in business you will be rich

If mcdonalds fails america as we know it has ceased to exist, there will be no national currency, we will be back to the wild west and whoever has the fastest pistol draw, I played fps for 20 years so I'll fall back on that, potato farming and raising rabbits in the woods for sustenance

I mean if btc reaches 1 million thats about 20 trillion in cap. MSTR owning a significant percentage of that should be insane market cap no?

>>61148931
a screenshot of wat

>>61148985
Bitcoing is the same orice today as it was a year ago, boo boo

AMD will be at $1000 by the end of next year. Prove me wrong.

>>61148985
If most companys' assets 10x'd they would be trillion dollar companies.
>>61148674
It has to actually do more than recover to account for losses in time value. If you buy your leaps at SPY620 you will need spy to be above 620 after some weeks to profit.

I do encourage people to dabble in longer dated options, so good on you for looking beyond weeklies.

>>61146090 (OP)
Is gaming a good short?

Everything is dogshit now thanks to all of the giga consolidation.

Embracer is the obvious M&A Frankenstein's Monster pick but if GTA flops Take Two Interactive which is majorly a bubble stock is almost entirely worthless.

>>61149022
>Prove me wrong.
You are wrong

>>61148783
JNUG or NUGT

>>61147728
The conditions driving gold up among the central banks have not changed. People are sticking gold bars on jets right now to keep their balance sheet legit.
When Russia Ukraine fades and so does the memory of US asset freezing / seizures there will be flow back into dollar denominated shit.

>he buys a chart of 35 trillion global asset that has done a 200% up in 2.5 years

A gold loaded jet just flew over my house

>>61149036
No fucking way.
>if gta flops
listen to yourself, totally delusional

>>61149036
>betting on a flop GTA

It will take at least 1 superbad GTA to make the next one flop.

>>61149036
most developers that have to worry about flops are not publically listed. too big to fail. masses eat up whatever triple A slop that releases

What's the best ETF for emerging shithole economies?

>>61148812
>anyone I disagree with is a jew

>>61148916
why would the US government want to stop foreign demand for US treasuries?
The dollar is the US's largest export

>>61148974
kek
mcdonalds makes more money outside of the US than domestically though

>>61148985
yeah and if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

>>61149022
The AI bubble should have popped before the end of next year

Invest in hag pussy

would it kill your retarded ass to put your replies in one post
>yes anon I like being an obnoxious faggot and im just going to be a contrarian to you because internet culture says I need to stand my ground and disagree with you no matter what

>>61149036
GTA won't flop retard
Normies would pay half a grand for that slop

>>61146103
newfag

Should I even be thinking of getting a sports car if I don't even have a home yet? I've been investing the most of my paycheck into the stock market so it kind of like paying for the house but not worrying about the maint/repair cost. Plus i'm still single so idk what to do with a 3 bedroom house.

>>61149313
Do you like where you live now? Has saving up for a house been your goal for long? I assume you already have your own apartment so we're not talking about moving out of your family's basement but that could also be a factor.
I think sports cars are a stupid waste of money unless you've already made it, but I've never cared much about cars in general so I'm kind of biased.

bynd posts and mentions getting deleted on reddit, would love another canon event

stock market movie nite in 5 min, tonight it's Deadstream (2022)

Does an MBA boost your career even if it's a cheap piece of shit worth maybe 6000 bucks?

Who's got theories on what pumps the hardest after this period of volatility is over?

>>61149407
Food, shelter and ammo.

>>61149407
svix, tautologically

>>61149407
consumer staples

Ignore this chart at your own peril.

>>61149370
My car dying. I'm driving a shitbox right now. I could prob make it to $1 million NW in 5 years though.

>>61149407
penis and penis related accessories

>>61149370
Everything that's fun is a stupid waste of money.

>>61149313
>>61149440
Do you like driving in modern traffic filled with geriatrics and indians? I got a miata this year and paid way too much for it, but it's the most fun I've had ever, just wish all the indians would go away and leave the roads empty for me.

>>61149407
everything probably. but tech sector pumps the biggest because of growth/innovation.

>>61149407
Hold materials and energy for 5-10 years, Im also long biotech

>>61146421
I get these when I'm on a VPN, so it's probably something to do with your IP being on an untrustworthy list.

>>61149036
>giga consolidation
Gamers are retards. Nothing happened from gamergate, the industry is even more corrupt, and theres a million talking heads and streamers, and the average gaymer is even more of a coombrained dopamine seeking idiot.
If anything you should long midsize developers in the case they do get M&A'd

>>61149451
I went out late last night and having a sports car would have been a blast driving at 3AM.

>>61149032
90 to 180 feels like the sweet spot for me. Enough time for trends to continue, not too short to get killed by directionality, and plenty of time to roll or exit safely. I have a condor with 45dte 95 on WMT, and a Jan 2028 on HL, plus some 120 dte copper mining

>>61149313
>getting a sports car
total waste of money, tax, insurance, repair and maintenance. Just get an old one and do a resto mod and put any engine and suspension you want. When Clint Eastwood was at his height he rolled in an old pickup because he did not give a fuck.

>>61149480
>>61146312

>>61149502
no please understand, I want it for fun... It really only gonna be fun when i'm currently in my age, it going to be gay if i'm like a white old guy in a vette.

>>61149416
kek

>>61149505
there is something uniquely pathetic about boomers driving around in sports cars

>>61149213
It's odd that some random italians make more money than blackrock. I've been betting on the jews this whole time

>>61149509
>random italians
they're probably tied to the vatican
hard to imagine any other institution in italy with the capital to start something like tether

>>61149474
how has your profit on biotech been?

Sell me on hag blowjobs, is the service worth the investment?

>>61149505
>It really only gonna be fun when i'm currently in my age,
I rolled in an inexpensive reliable 4x4 tacoma and had a blast going everywhere with friends snowboarding, camping, concerts, river ..everywhere. Paying extra for a "sports car" where cant actually race the car on the street and not kill someone is retarded. Buy a shit box and race at the track, like a real race, it will be 10x more fun.

>>61149518
Tacomas are like $40k+ now, no one sells them because of that you need to buy em new.

>>61148392
I was hoping for an easy 2x. It might be hitting alot more than that

I lost like 7% of my portfolio last week. Not that bad but still wasnt happy about it. Next week seems good

>>61149398
it means something to some places

Is it safe to buy bonds?

>>61149521
poor anons sports car

>>61149398
>Does an MBA boost your career even if it's a cheap piece of shit worth maybe 6000 bucks?
Yes, and it depends where you apply. I know a lot of people who got the cheapest fastest online MBA possible (and sometimes their employer paid for it) because it was a resume booster or minimum requirement for a lot of jobs. If all you need is to check a box an app, then yes, But the diploma mills raised their prices dramatically because they learned to tap into school loans, so if the price and work it too much for box checking then no. Its always better to have connections to get you the job. If you run your own business then you set the minimum requirements for people to apply and you choose who to hire rather than have some angry work HR woman delete your app.

>consumer staples
>gold
>bonds
>waging advice
>don't buy a sports car!
/bant/ won...

Are the people here daytraders or investors?

i invest in intraday price fluctuations

>>61149598
... So a daytrader?

>>61149595
I try to stick to holding for at least a year. I try to buy when the VIX is over 25. I figure it's worth holding long for the tax benefits... right?

>>61149595
half and half

>>61149595
everyone here is an investor. most are also traders. There are maybe two day traders at any given time but it's never the same ones you saw last time.

>>61149600
yes

>>61149616
>There are maybe two day traders at any given time but it's never the same ones you saw last time.
so the numbers are true... 90% get wiped out in the first year

>>61149595
i make trades on a weekly or monthly basis I don't make day trades.

Thoughts on Nokia? Earnings next week not sure if it's worth messing with. Sounded like trump made some sort of deal with them though.

>>61149104
>>61149110
>>61149202
>>61149253
>>61149480

>A)
Generally speaking every series from before the Trump era has flopped or seen a major fall off in popularity.

>B)
I've also heard from a lot of stand up comics that they were not invited back and that Rockstar has become more political, which is generally not received very well by gaming audiences.

>C)
All of the management and creative talent left the studio a few years ago.

>D) Lots of delays, in the gaming industry this in 3/4 cases results in a sub par release.

I think there are good reasons to expect a flop, and I think there are good reasons to short. Puts could also pay well the week prior to release.

>>61149648\
to your credit the market is pricing in an extremely strong reception. anything less than grand will disappoint

>>61149641
I've been a Nokia baggie for a few years now, but it recently surprised me with a price surge. Tbh I should probably sell it at this point. Way better shit to invest in at this point...

>>61149757
yea it's weird for nokia to be above 5

>>61149595
mostly investing, some swing trading, some options where I use the premium to buy more stock.

BFGFF FINNA MOON
ANY DAY NOW

>december 2021-october 2022
>february 2025-april 2025
Which stocks survived those crashes? I know 1 but I only name it after you guys name one.

>>61149595
i am an asset manager for a group of ultra high net worth individuals with a shared taste for maximum pain

>China accuses US of cyber breaches at national time centre http://reut.rs/4o1RNu6

TRADE WAR NOW

>>61149941
i survived :)

Baking!!!!

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>>61150039
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>>61149595
Position trader 99% of the time. I hold for months up to a year. I decided to short the s&p over the weekend for a quick bet on a gap down, though.