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Anonymous (ID: Ks3MPaRt) No.61156514 [Report] >>61156519 >>61156524 >>61156525 >>61156562 >>61156648 >>61156655
Bros, there's a cute chick working at a drive thru that I go to regularly. I see her there at least once a week for the last three months. She's never initiated small talk with me, and I've never really initiated it with her either. I'm 34 years old and she looks like she's in college, so maybe early 20's. How do I go about trying to ask her out without making it cringe? What should my game plan be?
Anonymous (ID: yzAi4G5g) No.61156519 [Report] >>61156548
>>61156514 (OP)
Do you look like this?
Anonymous (ID: AN91tb8y) No.61156521 [Report]
Dude college chicks love older guys that eat fast food all the time
Anonymous (ID: gFNGceHc) No.61156524 [Report]
>>61156514 (OP)
>What should my game plan be?
get in your car, dont put your seatbelt on, start it, put it in drive, then accelerate to at least 50mph and drive directly at a brick building or a tree with a trunk diameter of 1.5 feet or more
Anonymous (ID: fAHFvdTJ) No.61156525 [Report]
>>61156514 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLo9aSozS8E

Is this you?
Anonymous (ID: Ks3MPaRt) No.61156548 [Report] >>61156644
>>61156519
No. I look kind of like slightly chubby Brendan Fraser.
Anonymous (ID: LESG+Jzg) No.61156562 [Report]
>>61156514 (OP)
AI MAN DO THE THING
Anonymous (ID: yzAi4G5g) No.61156644 [Report]
>>61156548
Good enough. When you pull up to the drive through window say "I prefer my meat in-between the buns" she will instantly beckon you around the rear entrance to drive through her rear entrance. Works everytime.
Anonymous (ID: bw/9KtJm) No.61156648 [Report]
>>61156514 (OP)
stop spamming these gay incel threads
Anonymous (ID: lR7z31OX) No.61156655 [Report]
>>61156514 (OP)
You know what to do bro