Thread 61172403

24m, I need to make like 3k-5k USD before the 15th next month to pay a deposit, and rent, and other bills, and food for my gf. I'm struggling to find work but I'll find something eventually, I've been spamming applications to literally everywhere I can, refreshing job listing sites in the area 20x a day, but I'm running out of time and don't know what to do. Anyone here got any advice on how I could make it in time? I'm willing to do just about anything at this point, I just need to figure out how to stay afloat and feed my girl until I land a job, any advice would be appreciated.

Buy beyond meat NOW

>>61172422
Yeah good.
Buy now 7,5.
Sell tomorrow 2.
Very good

>>61172403 (OP)
BUY BYND

>>61172403 (OP)
This is the only way…steal a wheelchair from a hospital and beg for money in a densely populated area. Pretend to be retarded (get creative). If you can lock down about $5 every 10 minutes, 8 hours a day, you’ll have $3,600 in 15 days.

So that’s $0.50 a minute. Ask people for spare change and maybe make a sign saying that you need the money for diabetes medication or some shit.

Everyone else is gonna tell you to buy fucking fake meat or some shit. I’ve been where you are. In fact, my full time job is selling candy on the trains with lighters and marijuana paraphernalia like wrappers and menthol cigarettes on top that I buy wholesale in another state for less than half of what they cost where I live. People throw money on the box and take what they want…if they ask “how much for the cigs” I say “I could really use three quarters so I can do laundry” and then BAM. SOLD.

Get out there and hustle. Then next month maybe sell something some people really REALLY need, if you catch my drift.

>>61173390
i used to buy newport 100s for 50 cents, in DC, some old black guys had a shoe shjine chair set up, and you would sit down for a minute, they would had you the loosy and brush the dust off your shoes, and you would be on your way. menthols are now illegal in dc

Could you NEVER post this image again you absolute NIGGER

>>61172403 (OP)
>angolan dentistry

>>61173390
dang,,,this true.,
,,i rolled out of store,,put helmet down to sip cool drink,,,,beaner farmhands walk out and toss 7.00$ in?,,"via con Dios, Amigos!",
,,,do i realy look retarded?, should i be ashamed?,
,puton helmet fastand ride away.,

>>61176253
The hell? Speak English, man. Or are you trying to be funny? OP needs advice.

>>61172403 (OP)
0% credit card then minimum payments

>>61176526
lol that’s what everybody’s doing huh? The AI bill collectors and automated wage/asset garnishing and foreclosures are going to be more horrifying than if Covid really was the zombie apocalypse everyone thought it was going to be. I’ve always said that the pandemic bullshit was just a way to slow down the inevitable unthinkable shitstorm that’s coming our way.

>>61172403 (OP)
what is your gf bringing to the table?

>>61172403 (OP)
I can spot you 5k, but first, how attractive is your girlfriend anon?

>>61172403 (OP)
$3000 is an unrealistic MN amount of money to be able to obtain in 25 days, no strings attached when you are currently unemployed. Get some kind of governmental assistance. Sell your shit.

>>61172403 (OP)
are you white? you'll not get a job, gotta start a wifi biz
why is your gf not helping out? what is she doing?
why don't you have savings?
what is your skillset?

>>61178029
5k can get you prime monica belucci in latam, why do you need op's trash?

>>61172403 (OP)
XMN

>>61178305
hope you listened bro