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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

i just want to retire with dignity

BYND price prediction for tomorrow morning?

>>61178518 (OP)
Whenever NVDA has a miss, it's going to pop the AI bubble isn't it.

I just want to buy a cute anime girl wife and start a billionaire dynasty

fuck this fake as meat yall

Buy TSLA puts

>>61178532
.76
NEVER trust a gook

GET THE FUCK IN ON THE DONUTS, KRISPY KREME TIME!!!

Buy NFLX calls

Buy TSLA calls

>>61178532
>one fucking dollar

>>61178532
$25

>>61178563
Someone brought in krispy kreme to work today
Is there a scret /smg/ fag in my office?

>>61178560
I'll buy at the price I should have on Friday

>BYND pumping
>Tesla dumping

Smart money keeps winning.

BYND is starting to moe-ass

BYND is pumping
What the fuck should I do ?

>>61178534
No, bad news is good news. NVDA misses earnings = fed lowers rates = NVDA and SPY pump another 150% by EOY

>>61178594
FOMO in, then sell at a loss.

BREAKING NEWS: BYND HAS P U M P E D to $3.27 PER SHARE AFTER C R A T E R I N G TO JUST $2.59 PER SHARE!

BYND PUMPING BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>61178581
>>61178563
IT WAS ME AND MY BAGS!!!

Burgers, wtf is going on with your president? Can he just do this?

Tomorrow I'll have settled cash to buy DNUT

BYND is no longer pumping.
The funniest thing was that I actually got a FOMO urge just then.
"What if I can get a quick pump to $4!?"

We must stay on the path brothers.

>>61178594
ape in before 8pm

>>61178613
Yeah it is fine, Canada did something similar and no one cared.

>>61178563
In for 3,500 shares boss (down 14%).

>>61178613
This is fascism

>>61178557
>holding 2k of hasbro
What's our prediction on this one, lads?

>>61178613
legally no, but we have entered our late roman republic phase. trump is a wannabe caesar but in the next couple decades there is going to be a guy who makes trump look like jeb bush basically

>>61178618
>"But chudda, what if it-"
>"It won't"

bros I was literally 1 moment from pressing sell and locking in 2k loss when this pump started, holy shit maybe my retarded toilet cleaner ass is saved. But holy fuck this morning I could have locked in 26k profit. I want to die, that was literally lifechanging money I could go to university man, I was literally making life plans. God I am retarded lol

>>61178619
>that knowing, porcine stare

>>61178628
And then you got greedy...

>>61178621
NO PROBLEMO, WE GOT KASH PATTEL ON OUR BACK BROTHER!

>>61178628
what are you wanting to go to uni for

>>61178628
Are you the guy we told to just lock in some profit yesterday?

>>61178639
I only just noticed the volume today was 150m vs 5m 30 day avg. Lol.

>>61178642
MAYBE TO STOP DOING STOOOOPID DECISIONS?
GO DNUT, GO KRYPSI KREME!

>>61178628
>I could go to University man
Just take out a federal student loan on a percent income loan repayment plan retard.

When are we going to see a real red day?

>>61178657
Whenever I lose 15% of $1k I'll think of this guy and feel better

>>61178638
Yep. I woke up and my eyes popped out of my skull like in a cartoon and I Instantly bought the dip from after it hit 8.5 because I thought it would skyrocket from there. but then it's going straight down and I thought I could just wait it out and then I see my profit disappear and panic sell at the first market close. then go back up to 8 k profit and STILL dont take the profit out and keep some in. I'm literally retarded lol
>>61178642
electrical engineering or art
>>61178644
no but I read that

>>61178628
>. I want to die, that was literally lifechanging money I could go to university man, I was literally making life plans. God I am retarded lol
first meme pump? watching the money you could have made or did have in your hands vanish? sit with the pain fren it doesnt get easier though.

>>61178673
>electrical engineering or art
i wish i didn't drop out lmao i have 3/4ths of a faggot account/finance dual major. kudos to you you will make it with that major

>>61178687
go back

WE'RE BACK BYND BROS

-10% after hours is pumping now?

Goddamn, it was significantly worse than I first thought
Almost down 1k today

>>61178705
man shut up, at this point my biggest hope is it REMAINS at 3+ when the market opens so i can sell (it won't)

>>61178713
Well, it did pump 35%....if you could time the bottom

>>61178725
Oh damn didn’t see that from the yahoo chart. Godspeed bynders

>>61178722
You don't have 24/7 trading?

>>61178736
no

>>61178628
I bought AH last night to try and make a flip, not hold into today. My dumbass couldn't figure out how to sell so I got stuck bagholding thinking I was about to cut my savings (I went all in) in half. Woke up to 90% gains. God bless you Charlie kirk. Idk wha I'll do with the money ey except keep trying to go all in on plays and make it to 1 million

I was like two cents off of my buy order filling at $2.57 for 500 shares. It's over.

I don't understand, why don't you brainlets buy a reasonable stock that won't evaporate your gains on a whim? It's literally a nice red day to accumulate. It compounds, then you sell when it's green. You are all fucking retarded. Literal toilet cleaners.

>>61178740
fucking cuck

>>61178657
Kek

>>61178755
>why you brainlets won't
Do you seriously think more than 10% of regular /smg/ posters actually bought BYND?
Do you seriously think of those 10% more than 5% did not make money off it?

>I'm better than you all why don't you do this
We are.
Dunning Kruger man.

>>61178755
>be redditor
>log onto robinhood after your morning dilation
>scroll past all the blue chip stocks
>scroll past all the russell 2000 stocks
>scroll past gold and all other commodities
>scroll past bitcoin
>scroll past all the altcoins
>scroll past all the shitcoins
>buy $75,000 worth of a bankrupt company from some other redditor
>later sell the shares for $27,000
>"fucking wall street millionaires and billionaires keeping me poor"
>read an article about 15 ways bernie can still win to console yourself

>>61178780
keking rn

>>61178755
Shhh let them sell it to me. I want it. Tomorrow they'll rebuy.

>>61178772
>of those 10% more than 5% did not make money off it?
In a speculative pump and dump like this, mathematically, 80% of people lose money, because volume increases parabolically as the price increases. It's a game of hot potato, and a huge proportion of people who bought above, let's say, approximately $6, are holding the bag. Volume past $6 was fucking huge, mind you.

>>61178676
how often are these meme pumps? if there's a next time I'm gonna seriously plan when to get out and how to not be retarded

>>61178518 (OP)
I'm financially beyond cooked

Can we just get a nice Green Day where every stock is up tomorrow please

>>61178803
I'm talking about /smg/ regular posters

Genuinely if you faggots don't buy and hold TMF until $80 during a rate cut cycle BUT continue to bitch about your stocks I'm gonna lose it

>>61178811
We've had like 500 of those this year, not enough for you?

>>61178755
>buy a reasonable stock that won't evaporate your gains on a whim?
T dipped like 5% on open, reasonable stocks that don't evaporate gains on a whim don't exist

>>61177984
Sooooooo say I want to gamble on it. Should I buy options for Jan 2026? Or is that too high risk and I should just get shares?

>>61178823
But a year only has 420 days

Tesla didnt do the biiiiiiiiig leg up :(((((((((

>>61178822
I yield

>>61178626
I have said the same thing to liberals who think Trump is a dictator.
It is going to someone else 12-20 years now now, Trump is just setting the precedents.

>>61178628
>that was literally lifechanging money
You best be in a third world country where 26k is at least 5 years worth of waging. That's like 1 year of working here. I may as well wage rather than gamble large amounts of money for only a years gains.

>>61178839
>yields

>>61178845
Terrible choice of words lol. What I meant was I'll give in and buy it because what the heck I am fine with the monthly gains

so whats with plug? is it dead?

NEM earnings tomorrow, should be powerful
>>61178506
Fool! Silver is going to $100+ in 6 months!
We just shook out the leveraged speculators.

>>61178856
Meme stock focus went elsewhere and so all the meme stock people have left. I'm only in it for genuine fundamental turnaround reasons and not meme stock reasons so I don't really care, I've got a 3 - 5 year outlook on it, possibly longer.

>>61178860
Not gonna happen this cycle. I know what I'm doing.

>>61178626
so who's marius and sulla?

>8 pm
>time to check my boomer mutual funds account
yikes

>>61178760
Kek baggie
>t.bought at $5.4 and still bagholding

Thank you RGTZ anon I love you

>>61178628
bro was literally experiencing euphoria and didn't sell

>>61178822
ur telling me you were talking so much about leveraging on bonds just to get a 2x?

what the fuck??

Why was glxy wrecked after earnings

>>61178822
Theoretically how long do you hold? I'm used to long term boomer stocks and never really dabbled with leverage it has me nervous

>>61179018
>just to get a 2x
Uh...yeah? That's how it works. You don't seriously think you can get 8x returns consistently in 2025, do you?

>>61179020
3-6 months would be the likely timeframe.

>>61179028
I can work with that thanks anon

I know I shouldn't be upset because I'm new to this and I still made a profit but it still annoys me
>buy 2 $1 call options for BYND
>realize I have to wait until next day to get my shares after exercising
>decide to buy 50 shares at $2.36 while I'm at it
>price rises throughout the day but starts dropping
>panic sell shares for like $3.50
>get my 200 $1 shares the next morning
>hold out until that shit drops to $4, finally sell at $4.40
I made like $400 but I could have easily made 1k

>>61179028
>Uh...yeah? That's how it works. You don't seriously think you can get 8x returns consistently in 2025, do you?
i never said 8x but given a decent failure rate might be 1 in 4 maybe a bit more frequently, you prob want plays with a ceiling at least 3x to make up for the plays that fizzle out

granted, a "plain" 2x is good if your risk-reward is good enough you could go >50% of your portfolio on the play. Could you do that with 3x leverage?

>>61179060
>I made like $400 but I could have easily made 1k
if it makes you feel better, that kinda money is meanigless

thats why you need plays where risk-reward is good enough that you can put 5-figs or even 6-figs into the play
gambling and 2x'ing $1K on a coinflip hardly matters over getting a +30% return on $500K (=$150K) in a year

>>61179067
100% of my portfolio is in this play. This is my hail merry.
I am predicting a bleed in the market as rates are cut (if you know you know).
If I pull this off I can get a double and buy the bottom.

I'm not preaching like a prophet, I could be wrong, but I do have a LOT of experience and I've been on /smg/ for a very VERY long time.

>>61178808
every so often. this was biggest one in a while. so just browse here and "that other" site and watch for one. there are a lot of false signals though so dont ape in immediately.

>>61179077
>and I've been on /smg/ for a very VERY long time.
anon you and i both know that being stuck here for a long time means we're losers who still haven't figured out how to make it

so many anons have already made it since 2020 and fucked off forever

>>61179093
once you're in this game, i don't believe you can ever actually leave. warren buffett is like 150 years old and he can't stop trading

>>61179093
I'm on the slow grind up anon. You're right, I never had THAT ONE play. I sold GME at a double. I sold Palantir at a double.
It is what it is.

But I'm ok with making it slow.

Tqqq was good today, bought more. Tomorrow I'm buying GGLL

>>61179111
you've been here long enough to see how value traps like RYCEY go 10x after going sideways for like 2 years
i mean if ur right on a 2x within a 6 month timeframe then that's also impressive, then you can rotate into whatever

im a bit more conservative (??) and my 3x plays are with a timeframe by end of 2027

>>61179105
i'm reaching the point where i could just buy a place without a mortgage and fuck off for awhile, maybe work for a bit longer just automating into an index ETF

i think ur right that i might still go back but prob 80% index ETF at that point. Right now i am 0% index ETF because of what it means to buy an index ETF right now, exposed to the whole market when i can stay in stocks that can still 3x and are more defensive in nature against a tech crash
i just bought more of an infrastructure stock today lmao (Cematrix sicne theyre cheap, they make specialized cement and have a partnership with Lafarge = so that checks off my third-party giant vouching for them on top of cheap valuation + cash generating)

>>61179077
50:50 TLT and TMF should give adequate loss protection. Im ok with a 1.5x

>>61178822
Why not TLT5? But now that you mention it, I'd rather do 2k in that and have 8k in cash than 10k unlevered.

>>61179075
For sure, I definitely need more money to invest and actually gain momentum. Are there people here who actually put tens of thousands into stocks? What's even the point if you have that much fucking money to invest that you can comfortably make lofty investments like that??

>>61179154
I unironically took 2 years off from stock picking after I missed out on PLTR (sold too early). I was so pissed at myself I just needed a break. I kept it in VOO until around a year ago when I started becoming active again.

My mental game was off. I missed two chances to become worth millions, not because I was wrong, but because I sold early. I have come to terms with it and I'm back and ready for round 2.
Luckily I did make a good stack off the Silver runup.

>>61179165
>why not TLT5
You CAN, but man the decay...what if this takes longer than I expect? Can you imagine being correct but still losing money because of the leverage? 3x is enough for me, I think.

>>61179168
>Are there people here who actually put tens of thousands into stocks? What's even the point if you have that much fucking money to invest that you can comfortably make lofty investments like that??
because buying SPY index fund right now means buying Nvidia, Oracle, Tesla, etc

time in market > timing is only true for most people because they buy stocks like they buy lotto tickets, instead of putting the same effort in picking companies the same way someone here would dump hours brainstorming in building a new PC to save $100 meanwhile they FOMO BYND with just 5 minutes of thinking because they thought of it as a lotto ticket instead of considering the underlying company beneaht the ticker

yes you can make money by gambling, but longterm fundamentals will always show in the price. Even something like Apple is ultimately only growing with a 20% CAGR when you consider timeframes over 20 years, stock prices shooting up has its limits, it is eventually restrained by the underlying company and liquidity of money
anyone who would say otherwise probably failed to recognize how to watch out for value traps

>>61179180
That's what the 8k cash collecting 4% is for - if it takes longer that means stocks will have gone up in the meantime and if stocks and bonds drop at the same time I can just reallocate when we get to that point, it's hard for me to see a loss over 50% happening that wouldn't be offset by my other ETFs or cash holdings.

>>61179173
you're into bonds if you hadnt taken a break you might have hopped on the small JXN bandwagon in smg awhile back lmao

was a 2x, or even 3x if you were confident enough and udnerstood the business (i fucked off after 2x since i didnt actually understand the nature of their hedges on interest rates when they sell their annuities) albeit there was a pretty turbulent wait period given what macro was like back then

>>61179203
I know, but hey...still got decent returns on VOO, right?
My "mental game" is reset though.

>>61179193
What are your thoughts on PayPal.

Is IBM going out of business?

>>61179226
The fact that a company like IBM, a dinosaur led by some pajeet shareholder slave, has a P/E above 50 is a really bearish sign.

This bubble has gone on for long enough.

>>61179219
i stay away from big companies, i may as well just buy an index ETF at that point -> you're competing against so many wallstreet analysts

i have my money in illiquid cash-generating shit that institutions cant get into, very little if any analyst coverage, it may take weeks to slowly build your position and you cannot exit in panic (meaning you need to make sure it's not a shitco in the first place) but once liquidity comes in with institutions buying in, because you know gold is expensive and megacaps are expensive but they still have excess cash = rising tide raises all boats.
but i mean if you had to ask me what megacap to buy, i might start looking into Gartner (IT) stock which has basically declined out of fears of ai taking over its business
so i mean lol if ur not 100% bullish on ai and believe it's overhyped then Gartner stock (19 billion market cap right now) might be an opportunity, it's a stretch to 2x though off it since it's already a 19 billion market cap

>>61179226
Since the 90s

>>61179257
*largecap
Gartner is far from a megacap obviously

my holdings are full of pennyscam that are waiting for institutions to rush for the value low hanging fruit once everything else is too expensive

illiquidity is a good reason for a stock to be cheap, rather than it being "cheap" with a "low PE ratio" but on a big company theres usually a bad reason for why it's cheap (i.e. declining business), meanwhile with pennyscams you can have cash-generating GROWING companies with tailwinds and still be cheap purely because of liquidity so they stay mispriced until it hits an inflection point and go through institutional discovery
it's where retail shareholder somehow holds the advantage

>>61178518 (OP)
>Gold is dumping
>USA debt reached over $38 trillion
>Companies like Amazon want to get rid of 100s of thousands, even millions of people from workforce, replace with AI/robots/automation
>More private equity places than McDonald's stores
>Jobs markets are even worse than ever

What are they trying to say here...?

>>61179236
Yep. I'm tired of everything being ridiculously expensive. But I'm not holding my breath.

>>61179292
Nobody cares doom faggot. And gold isn't dumping it's at the same price as it was a week ago

Delusion or sober analysis?

>>61179309
I think the rug pull took the rapid momentum out of $BYND. It'll be a slow burn from here.

>>61179075
Cool.
Don't have that.
That's why we put in poor ppl amounts, dumbass.

henlo mister jerome
are you crashing the market
yes or no
thank u mister jerome

I haven't been able to log into my Chase account all day. Have I been locked out for saying nigger on the internet?

Everyone shits on robinhood but at least it works

No market FOMO will ever compare to the FOMO that hits when you’re still single just a couple years shy of thirty. Maximum pain next week to because I gotta go to my best friend's wedding too. FUCK

>>61179355
I met my future wife when I was 30. Pipe down nigger you'll be fine

rgti and qbts just went up by 15% after dumping earlier today...

>>61179305
>And gold isn't dumping it's at the same price as it was a week ago
tell me anon. does this chart look bullish to you?

>>61179355
WDYTWA

>>61179373
ah, so apparently the orange man wants to take a stake in quantum computing companies

>>61179381
Tell te orange man to fuck off I'm shorting RGTI

>>61176974
lol, lmao

>>61179379
Is this bait thats called an uptrend so yes

>>61179379
Bullish hammer to consolidate? yes.

>>61179403
>Is this bait thats called an uptrend so yes
so, can I register your opinion as, "we are just cooling off for the next rally" ... ?

>>61179373
>>61179388
Why arent they showing up on robinhood overnight trading

Welp my RGTI and QBTS just got blown up by National Socialism. RGTI isn't even USA. I can never win one.

>>61179381
>it's real
the guy thinks he's stronger than the invisible hand

>>61179415
Does this look bearish?

>>61179415
Gold could dump to 3500 and it would just be another higher low in the 25 year uptrend. You are a retard.

>>61179411
how is this line orange?

t. TN-monitor-user

>>61179330
when did u start and wats ur excuse for still being poor

>>61179432
zoom in.

I see that BYND has been as high as 150 before. Realistically speaking how likely is it we can hit that before the end of the year? I bought a lot at 4

>>61179514
it's only going to $25 bro...

>>61179309
I mean they technically did take control but (((they)))) shut it down

Fucking nigdelity delayed my deposit, presumably to limit bynd buys.
I wanted to buy the TXN dip you fucking niggers

>>61179528
That seems unreasonable, the short sellers that shorted at $150 have to buy those 150$ shares back. That alone sets the floor in a short squeeze

>>61179568
Hey retard
If you were able to le ape in and click buy what's stopping the hecking hedgies from doing so?

>>61179566
But if you’re late to deposit money for a margin call they’re quick to restrict your account

>>61179584
when hedgefunds are buying that just adds bullish pressure, do you even understand what a short squeeze is? Obviously no one is selling because the floor is what bynd was trading at before it got shorted

>>61179566
TXN is trash and deserves to crab from here on out.
>>61179600
Very funny.
Delete the app if you are serious.

>>61179600
No it doesnt retard
Big boys don't use exchanges.
You fomo'd in and got fucked. You might get a dead cat bounce, sell then or forever post about le comfy holding and waiting in the /bynd/ general that will inevitably pop up.

>>61179366
But you can't deny 'dating after 30' threads online are nightmare fuel. I pray that you're right. The despair has unironically been making me religious.

>>61179380
yeah I figured some of you would be in the same boat as me.

>>61179613
TXN is the last white company left in this country and have a near monopoly on almost anything analog->digital.
I was right and buying calls at 160 would have been an easy 50% since it jumped to 170.
Fucking nigdelity

>>61179619
If a beyond general exists one month from now they will be an endless source of entertainment to troll

Selling my LMT for HGRAF. Fuck this crabbing shit because they'll be buying graphene soon.

money isn't real

>>61179650
QRD?

So are we going all in on quantum know? Ionq is up 17% overnight. It could moon at market open

>>61179060
If you're trading naked options and you're not comfortable with leaving the vast majority of the money you could have made on the table, you're going to lose everything.

>>61179670
We should start our own short squueze on IONG

>>61179670
>hey guys heres a Garbo company with no product and revenue lets throw our money at it lol

Massive short signal.

>>61179683
Short it then let me know how that goes. Martin shrekli was shorting rigetti when it was at $9 lol

>>61179683
quantum computers will be real in 10 years, trust the plan

>>61179630
>and have a near monopoly on almost anything analog->digital
they don't

>>61179693
i heard rgti and qbts are working on Duke Nukem Forever

>>61179701
Stupid fucking nigger if you're going to reply to me do more than a quick google.

>>61179693
RGTI is going to 5 lol, I’m already loaded up on RGTZ, I was shilling it yesterday and it went up 20% yesterday

>>61179379
>>61179415
The monthly chart reveals a "first sell off" in 1995 into a double top around 2005-2007.
This in turn was this cycles "first sell off" amd we are heading into the first peak

>>61178532
I'm thinking to infinity and BEYOND!

>>61179630
blackmagic bought cintel a while back and iirc they used to do a lot of analog->digital stuff

>>61179712
I hope you didn't buy much. Rgtz will open down 40%

>>61179067
i thought he was referring to me since i recall posting wanting huge gains, like an 8x even, but i cant find my post, strange.

>>61179180
what about calls on tmf?

>>61179193
>dump hours brainstorming in building a new PC to save $100
kek. i spend a long time deciding and buying a new pc. literally feels like i overthink the process.

>>61179669
>QRD?
Its all made up. Its just pieces of paper

>>61179738
A actually have a few calls, but not enough to risk anything. Again, I don't want to mistime it but still be correct. 3x leverage is still a lot.

>>61179421
jews

very nigger market

>>61179712
>loaded up on RGTZ
splain this to me like Im redarded. You buy this shit, it goes down, you make money?

>>61179709
no, you do more than a quick google, you double nigger
you are half right in that TXN is one of only two companies that make most of the DACs and ADCs
guess what the other one is? (protip: its literally in the name)

>>61178518 (OP)
Why aren't the future nigger red

…?

>>61179669
its fake and gay

>>61179745
How far out would you recommend if I were to use $3k?

>>61179670
seems to be the play for tomorrow at least
the trump tweet should be good for +50% on these stocks with no revenue and no path to generating revenue

>>61179773
Man, as long as you're ok with gambling, my calls (very small percentage of what I'm actually investing) are dated for 2 months, and will be in the money at like $45.20.

Hey faggots should I buy into BYND

>>61179796
You missed it, the Pump and Dump is over.

>>61179796
bynd is old news
trump is pumping quantum memes now

ay yo what the fuck

>>61179815
Inshallah I will continue to ignore the noise

pennyscam shotgun approach

>>61179785
so are you even betting on anything else is your whole portfolio tmf and tmf options?

>>61179806
>>61179815
i was unironically considering this company. once again i'm too late, probably. anyone got a list of em all?

>>61179833
>rgti
>qbts
>qubt
>ionq

not sure if this is exhaustive

>>61179833
its ATH is 25.68 (dec 2024) and its currently at 16.9
so the ship hasn't exactly sailed if you see it as a long term thing

>>61179833
My whole portfolio is TMF, yes.

>>61179820
so how's this diary thing work out for you, any purpose behind it?

futures are green
which means i shorted the bottom again

>>61179852
Man AI is fucking good now. I had to freeze frame the recoil to figure out.

>>61179806
>>61179815
>>61179819
>>61179833
>>61179844
>dumb boomer that doesn't understand how to open PDF uses taxpayer money to buy the top of the quantum meme bubble
The best quantum computers in the world can't factor numbers bigger than 21, and you're investing my tax money so they can break 4096 bit RSA?

>>61179886
Trump is now using US taxpayers to keep the bubble from popping, yes.

>>61179886
This gotta be a false rumor someone sent to get out from under the collapsing bubble. There is no way he will actually invest in this crap, right?

>>61179852
uhhhh chat is this real?

>>61179901
You've heard of the Great Depression? Well, you're going to have the greatest depression. You think that was bad? We're going to have a depression like nobody's ever seen. Believe me. The greatest one. Bigger than all of the others, all combined.

>>61179864
hard to explain in just 1 post but the main point is:
ive stuck with it long enough to go through a few cycles of euphoria and grief, and i have it on record as a reminder to myself
it's easy to say be fearful when others are greedy until you actually go through it yourself, and actually putting it into writing helps you learn fast. I enjoyed my euphoria this year too but I made sure to hedge regardless because grief cycles back eventually

i have 25% cash position now when previously id be very stupid and be very allergic to cash. I also put i to record my previous mistakes so im less likely to repeat them again
it remains to be proven but id like to see how my plays end up in hindsight vs what i wrote down given the information i have at hand right now

now im just accumulating and eventually will have like a 6 month break again, besides gsi everything else was just entered within the past few months

>>61179815
awwww shit RGTI is gonna rip and I sold it two weeks ago

>Another indian pajeet driver just rammed his CDL truck into traffic for no reason, killing three American citizens in California
>this brings the total to 16 Americans killed by CDL indians this month alone

Jesus. There could be a lot of money to be made by shorting these guys.

>>61179881
For me, it was the bullet casing disappearing mid-fall.

i aped in (with about 2.5k)

I have to sleep now. 7 hours of sleep. I don't have neough free time. On the weekends I have to work my part time job. I wasn't/didn't buy bynd. Haven't had to realize big life ruining losses lately. But I want you to know if I had seen that fag post BYND at 60 cents with the "biggest shorted shit" I'd probably have wanted to put all my money in. Just to escape this. Eventually I'll have a million bucks, but when? 10 years? 5 years if I get lucky enough to pull my investments from the market, then buy back in at the bottom?

>>61179815
>>61179833
>>61179927
Sneed
We are always too late.

>wsb is giga bearish on beyond meat
It's fucking over. We lost.

>>61179954
not the part where the cat tries to keep the gun?

>>61179927
RGTI is actually back to the price it was 2 weeks ago in the overnight market.

>>61179926
I'm just retarded. I'll often set stop losses carefully and set 'profit taking" sells and then randomly I'll remove them, then later get mad at myself when my shit dumps/I lose profits because I removed my previously planned sells.

>>61180001
Definitely not the part where the cat pretends nothing happened when the girl snatches the gun from it. Cats are vile creatures.

>>61179954
Erm they dont have bullet casing they have shells. It would be plastic sweaty.

>>61179355
>No market FOMO will ever compare to the FOMO that hits when you’re still single just a couple years shy of thirty.


I turned 30 in August and I'm fine. As long you have actual goals and are making progress towards them you're fine. I said this in another thread but remember: a good relationship is better than being single, but being single is way better than being in a bad relationship.

>>61179974
>I'd probably have wanted to put all my money in. Just to escape this. Eventually I'll have a million bucks, but when? 10 years? 5 years if I get lucky enough to pull my investments from the market, then buy back in at the bottom?
Yeah. Im starting to think it's a cope to keep me going instead of giving up and just being a wagie for potentially decades. I think I saw him shill it and I saved it maybe Friday evening, forgot about it before Monday even arrived. It already pumped some and I thought I was too late

>>61180043
also youll never be happy in a relationship if you are not able to be happy being single first

Im 36

>>61180043
I decided to get a different degree and career at 32. Was the best decision of my life.

>>61180010
>I'll often set stop losses carefully and set 'profit taking" sells and then randomly I'll remove them, then later get mad at myself when my shit dumps/I lose profits because I removed my previously planned sells.
when you are ready... you won't need the stop-loss and take-profit orders
they will be in your mind

>>61180049
I don't really think that's true desu. A lot of people are codependent and just not happy being single. Or their relationship is the thing that really brought them out of a dark place. And there's people who are the exact opposite who are happy when they're single and every relationship seems to only make things worse for them. I get why people say that, but I don't believe psychology is a legitimate field.

>>61180062
Hell yeah man. I'm planning to buy a home and start my Master's when I'm 32.

>>61180059
dude its over.
even if you make it your back will hurt to much to do anything or whatever

>>61180079
Right on you man.
I'm finishing up my Masters (for my new career) as we speak.
Then I'll go for a phD.
Why not?
With income based student loan repayments there's no reason not to. I wanna be called Dr. DAMMIT
And this job will let me travel the world and free me from this dying country.,

>>61180059
36 is young. Anything under 50 is young. Ignore the zoomers.
I'm 32, I'm healthier now than I was at 18. No back issues, no joint pains, my mind is sharp, I'm stronger and lift more, etc.
Aging is just a meme until 50s, and then you just take Test suppliments to fix that.
Who gives a fuck. We aren't women, this isn't a beauty contest.

>>61179926
that's interesting, thanks for sharing.

in all its glory

>>61180094
I want to retire before I hit 40, my fate is sealed otherwise as a wagie if I don't make it big by then. The copium that I'll "eventually get rich" can only last for so long before it become's "I wasted my life and am no poor with almost no job prospects."

i think the next negative trump tweet will pump the market. the taco frontrun

>>61180094
there is this weird millennial / zoomer idea that your life ends the moment you hit 60
its a combination of the climate change end of the world death cult and the fact that they are all insanely healthy and going to die early

I plan to live past 100

>>61180142
Well first of all:
>consciousness is eternal and separate from the body. The brain is like a wifi connection (so the more decayed/damaged, the less gets through). Aging doesn't really matter that much considering you'll be back in some fashion.
>we may live to see the end of aging if AI hits a critical intelligence level within the next 40-50 years.

>>61180142
>I plan to live past 100

To when? This goal is vague and noncommittal. ngmi

>>61180167
ideally 120 but people never take my seriously when I say thata

40k is all I have in my Fidelity account
Wtf should I buy for MAXX gainz

Tesla is finished

>>61180241
intel or the fake meat, max risk tho

>>61180142
>your life ends the moment you hit 60
your life can end at anytime, even unexpectedly. Age mattes less when you stay fit. I did a lot of action sport and have joint problems now but I am still in better shape then most at my age. A few days ago I was in the hospital getting a hip replacement. After surgery I was recovering then flat lined and saw "the light". Now I am back home shit posting on biz. Time does not go fast, but you cant go back.

>>61180094
>>61180142
Im 35 and ive bitched aboit my crohns disease here a few times. I have a fistula between my gut and bladder thats been bugging me for 3.5 years. They finally located it this week. Ive been on inflectra at max dose for a year (costs $60k per year at that amount, thank god leafistan is subsidizing it) with good response but it seems that it cant fix it medically

tldr I'll have an operation some time near year and probably lose half my large intestine or more and end up with a colostomy bag

>>61180010
Where are you seeing this every overnight market I've seen still has it at $35

Loaded up on BYND puts today
My only regret was not buying more

>>61180286
What expiry? A lot of them have ridiculous IV

>>61180275
i paid $42.40 for RGTI on schwab thinkorswim a couple hours ago

Silver gonna go lower to 47 or 46?
Seems like the dump is iver after that

>>61180271
I'd rather die than leak shit into a bag personally. But I hope everything goes well for you anon. God bless

Jeet girls are a risky investment.
On one hand they are so grateful to not be stuck with a filthy indian man.
I'm talking 100% devotion, she will literally go against her entire family for a chance to not be stuck in an arranged marriage with a 2in street shitting jeet dick.
On the other hand no matter how hot the jeeta is, she still has those filthy genes that will be passed on to your kid.
Goddamn 5'3 Bengali shortstack has me questioning my life.
She's so fucking cute and tiny, literally a brownoid jasmine grey IMAGINE-tier body.
Anyway ibit please pump

>>61180294
>$42.40 for RGTI on schwab thinkorswim a couple hours ago
You are now up 0.14c per share after hours, good job.

>>61180300
Just force yourself to not have kids with her.

>>61180271
>been bugging me for 3.5 years
instead of surgery can you just deal with as long as possible? If bag shitting is not for you then try all other alternatives. Especially looking for other doctors who are experts in the fisting surgery.

>>61180312
They want to be bred 24/7 anon.

>>61180271
Man anon that sucks, but with medical care you should be fine. Don’t sweat it if you have to use a bag. I know someone who had something similar and still lived a great life. It’s annoying but it is private.

>>61179969
You son of a bitch. That looks good, qbtx for leverage.

>>61180142
Life ends at 30 though

>>61180330
Life ends at 3 months, actually.

idk how you guys throw your entire worth into one stock, and meme stocks at that. Wish I had that kind of gusto

>>61180271
Sounds bad
I wish younthe best anon

>>61180298
>>61180317
Thanks. From what I've heard from talking, you still have a decent QOL and it shouldnt affect lifespan, but the first year or so takes some adjusting

>>61180313
>can you just deal with as long as possible?
I agree with my specialist that long term, there are risks of UTIs and kidney problems. If I have surgery, I'd want it to be when I'm young, but not too young, since it can have complications and diminishing returns

See, a fistula is a tunnel. In this case, between my bowel and bladder. The actual passage of some waste when I piss isnt a problem, its the pain of having waste in my gut, passing it, or gut contractions. After I take a shit, a small amount plugs the fistula for potentially a few hours. Its like walking around with the feeling of internal bruising, grinding, and a paper cut. It felt pretty benign but this year brought on a ton of pain, some days I cant even stand upright

I dont want to sound like I'm whining, but it is what it is and I take it a day at a time

There are too many old people on 4chan
People with nothing in their lives except a post wall wife and kids she shit out cause what else is there to do after marriage.

>>61180297
the dump is over

>>61180357
that's life bub

>>61180357
What is it that caused the zoomer generation to be so terrified of growing older?

>>61180330
Im 31, why would have it ended

God Bless XOM
>>61180361
Peter Pan syndrome faggots

>>61180330
*25
ftfy

my life ended at 30, i need rebirth

Haven´t seen any green in my tech since the 13th.

God, I fucking love Defense Industrials.
>tfw up nearly 300% since I've been in.

>too broke during GME/AMC
>too weak willed to dump 100k into BYND when I saw it was 1.50 the first day
So when’s the next meme stock, I don’t want to wait another 5 years

>>61180537
KODK

>>61180344
Once you learn that nothing ever happens it becomes easier to jeet your money into whatever hot scam is around just make sure to take your profits and never become a filthy bagholdeur

>>61180378
>>61180480
I have IEZ and IEO, I need more

Morning BYNDbros. I barely slept because of yesterday. Will it go bellow 3 today? At this point, if i still sell at 3+ i'm good. But i worry it will dip pre-market.

>>61180570
Why are you still holding?

>>61180573
couldn't sell yesterday

>BYND futures
fuds about to rope

>>61180594
Bagholders have their own general. You can also split it with GME and BedBathandBeyond if you'd like.

I didn't pay much attention to the stock market and this general the past few days. Why did this fake meat company ever pump so high to begin with? I get it that there's no need for any fundamentals for something to become a meme stock, but GME, AMC, BBBY etc all at least had some neat little theory behind why they would go up. Beyond Meat is literally just some shitty vegan brand that makes fake meat.

The Roundhill Meme Stock ETF (MEME) has an expense ratio of 69 basis points.

Bitfuck thank you
112k by 12pm please so I dont get fucked on these calls

Is anyone really buying the orange nigger talks bullshit? Especially after the LAC and UUUU rugpulls
Also I'm buying Intel puts at open

Did someone look through Nokia's earnings and can help me make any sense of them? Don't know if they are good or bad, I only ever analysed consumer goods and industrial companies before.

oil chads have it good

>>61180271
>>61180349
Just stop eating dairy and go raw vegan for a few months. You'll be right as rain.

>could have bought Nokia short while ago @3.50€

:(

>>61180661
tldr is that they saw good numbers around cloud/ai infra. That's all that matters nowdays.

>>61180684
Yeah, I saw this shit and I was so confused, but now it makes sense.

GAP.

>>61180668
Weimar volatility is here

>>61180661
>>61180684
Certainly better than the previous report, which had basically flat sales, lower operating margins and lower guidance.

>>61180661
Maybe this is another dumb post but I just check a company's P/E and everything else doesn't matter

>>61180696
What do you mean? Would you buy Palantir with 580x P/E or stay away? I feel like there are many better indicators of company's wellbeing.

>>61180706
I've been told to buy high sell low so of course higher P/E is better

No sorry, of course lower P/E is better
I mean when it comes to actual statistics I think P/E is extremely efficient

>>61180696
Stocks are traded on vibes and memes now boomer.

>>61180714
>buy high sell low
Based and gmi pilled

>>61180706
>there are many better indicators of company's wellbeing
Like strong Greek construction services

im getting more of the fake meat

i ate a 50% loss yesterday and then i went all in on bynd near open.

it might be the end for me..

>>61180795
Donuts are the new meta

When CPI

>>61180714
p/e is useless. it gives you zero timing.

it can be high and go higher. it can be low and go lower.

>>61180802
Are you the guy that FOMOd the rare earth zeptotop?

>>61180696
kek that's like the worst one. low P/E stocks are in sectors that don't make any money. I just look at market cap.

>>61180813
i just look at the ticker and vibe from it, not even worth checking the logo

>>61180387
It's my 25th birthday today, don't say it!

New

>>61180818
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>>61180818

>>61180822
too soon and you're not linking to this thread

>>61180547
Yes you do but also XOM

>>61180829

This thread is outdated

We are moving to Plug and new OP is
>Big Green

>>61180810
yes i bought a rare earth top

>>61180072
That doesn't work at all because no one can be watching the market 24/7, neet.

>>61180307
rgti closed at 37 bucks.

>>61180046
I say that because there are dudes who will always tell you "bro it's not a race haha have you tried putting all your money innto spy for 10 years" and it's like I get it, this dude is like 48 and he has a house and 1 million dollars in his folio and doesn't care about 'getting rich young' because he's not young and already basically rich (petit bourgeois). But I need fucking money now, soon, the next 3 years.

what's this chart called?