Thread 61179382

There's a really cute blonde zoomette working at a drive thru that I go to frequently. I'm 34 years old and I've been running into her working every Saturday evening. She doesn't seem like she's really into me though. How do I raise her interest and manage to make her pussy wet? I really really want to fuck her!

>>61179382 (OP)
You don't
You never will
Go lift weights instead of eating goyslop

Which colour is your lambo?

>>61179465
Dumb blackpiller

>>61179476
I don't drive a lambo. I drive a grey Honda Civic.

>>61179382 (OP)
Tell her about the super cool business forum you post on at length. Show her your collection of Pepe memes and tell her about the crypto currencies you invest in.

Also, shit thread.

>>61179382 (OP)
this nigga hitting the drive thru alone on a saturday night every week in a reliable gas efficient family friendly vehicle and he thinks a zoomette will ever be impressed with that.
Sorry there's no help for adults with autism. Just bring her roses next saturday night.

>>61179382 (OP)
If you’re not white and at least 6 feet tall you basically have no shot.

>>61179382 (OP)
Hang around the parking lot and stare at her through the windows, make sure to make and maintain eye contact whenever possible. If you're ever asked who you are or what you're doing say nothing. Bonus points if you wear dark clothing like a hoodie and don't shower. The idea is to go for the 'dangerous predator' aesthetic which will make her pussy wet.

>>61179382 (OP)
Become a billionaire and pay her to become your wife.

She already knows whether she's going to fuck you and she'll tell you with her eyes in the first 10 seconds of meeting you. Start over with a new woman. If you can't talk to women properly, go practice on a stripper. They literally come to your table and bullshit with you before offering a private dance. Pro tip: table dances are cheaper than private dances and she can't pull any shady shit out in the open.

i read how that singer from abba had a stalker who stood outside her house and stared at her every night and after doing this for months she actually ended up fucking him because all women are whores. so um yeah basically do this

>>61179557
>bring her roses
That's sounds like something a cringe simp would do though. I'm thinking about pulling away for a week or two and then the next time I drive up I'll take a chick that's as cute or cuter than her in my passenger seat. Thoughts?