Thread 61294810

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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/ >>61292831

First.

Anybody who bought at my post is now up over 20%
Anybody who bought at the ER dip after my post is up over 40%

SNDX bros we're still going for that $30

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

BLOODY MADARCHOD

Feels so good being able to sell those bags I was holding last week. I'm gonna wait a bit and see where this market goes before investing hard again lel

>>61294810 (OP)
Thanks for the bread, baker
Monday - Wednesday shake
Thursday - Friday GOTCHA pump!
Predicting it, screen shot this.

>>61294824
It's the current year +10 and still no heterosexual male can explain how STRC works

I'm not fucking buying, thanks for the pump so I can continue selling at good levels. Will go short gradually after we hit 7000.

BASTERD BITCH HERES YOUR BEYOND MEAT

Pee
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Next thread will be better

So this was the power of a reopening pump. Grim.

>>61294874
the other thread is better

Threaded
>>61294818
>>61294818
>>61294818

BARKIGGER
WHERE ARE YOU

>>61294857
What is this thingy called

>>61294922
That is commonly referred to as a moon cricket

Disgusting

>>61294899
Excuse me but he is the /barkitect/

The Jews are unironically based.

I am up 1% since I bought Michael strategy’s picobottom

Can apple not have one day where it pumps.

My portfolio is no longer the raped. I'm glad I didn't sell

I HOLD MTDR NIGGERS

>>61294984
Thank you anon

can someone explain to me why a company would dilute if they have a $100M Equity Line of Credit? (PFSA)

How do I cope if i bought the top of this cart?

>>61296918
Hold until it makes a new top

>>61296918
At least it's holding the neckline of the head and shoulders as support. Id cut your losses if it goes much lower

>>61294845
I already told you. STRC stays at 100, holders get 10% dividends, Strategy sells all STRC stocks over 100 to buy more BTC for MSTR, as long as BTC goes up more than 10% MSTR gets free bitties and STRC investors get a free 10% return.

Have a spare £12k. Which funds to invest in with maybe good dividends too?

New quarterly FOXO figures
Finances remain grim but not openly desperate
Operating expenses have risen, stock value nearly half of my cost basis, but the net losses yoy are slightly smaller. Asset value is up and total liabilities are down. Cash equivalents are up as well
Company's ability to secure funding sufficient to continue operations remains uncertain

I shall continue to hope that the acquisition of vector will pay off with interest for a Christmas miracle

>>61295096
It was me. I sold on friday

posting in the real /smg/

>>61297058
GLOO

>>61297058
>dividends in this clown market

>>61294810 (OP)
/Biz/ how do i use my huge 99.99 percentile dick to make money in stocks? It's very straight and women have told me it looks beautiful. There must be a way to either profit or pick up chicks right?