Favorite junk food? Twinkies are sure as shit good, but damn I can't avoid them

>>21393257 (OP)
Lmao OP you’re just a tastelet American hooked on that chemical sugar sludge. Twinkies taste like a plastic sponge dipped in sweetener factory runoff.

>>21393257 (OP)
nice thread op you've convinced me to try some twinkies

>>21393260
so what snack do you eat most often?

>>21393260
I agree with this. The first I was in Yanksville, I thought I'd best try one as I'd heard about them but they aren't in my country. I was fucking horrified after taking a bite. Ghastly.

>>21393257 (OP)
Pistachio Snickers from the Johnny Foreigner shop

>>21393270
you can really taste the carcinogens. My fav snack is chips, or crisps if you want to call them that. cheese and onion. or just plain salt. bosh

What shall his name be.

>>21393274
>crisps
>want
It's not a want, that's what they're called. They're not chipped, they're sliced and made crisp. Or they're ground up and reconstituted and made crisp.

You took too long so his name is Zander now

Oh no…KEKLOL

>>21393325
Megalulz! Roflcopter! Lollapanther!

>>21393257 (OP)
I try to make sure the junk food I eat is fresh and locally made.
I've never liked twinkies. If I'm going to eat some preservative-laden shelf pastry I guess it'll be a coffee cake or a fried berry pie. The actual bakery section is far superior though. And even a gas station usually has some selection they get locally every day.

>>21393260
this,fucking twinkies,dude????Like not even pancakes,crepes or just Nutella straight up with a spoon?Why do people make these threads like they have a humiliation fetish or think everyone else is 10 years old or extremely old where you just find joy in childish things?

i like taffy

Humpty Dumpty All-Dressed chips but good fucking luck finding them in physical stores in the US (outside of Maine)

>>21393557
There was one place in Connecticut that sold these and they closed down last year I'm still pissed about it

>>21393257 (OP)
Home made rice crispy treats. The temptation may take me soon.

>>21393257 (OP)
Twinkies taste like white bread filled with whipped petroleum jelly.

>>21393287
Why did you put your dick in it?

>>21393270
>>21393260
Where did you get the idea that Americans are just gobbling up twinkies? You guys allow your media to feed to strange notions about America, and then when you arrive and nothing is as it seems, instead of reflecting on how you've been duped by the media, you blame America for not suiting your expectations.

Sterzing's potato chips, made proudly in my home state

Op here, look at what I found at the store today, can't wait to try them

>>21393257 (OP)
not even the best hostess snack bro. the chocolate cupcakes are where it's at

>>21393257 (OP)
>Twinkies are sure as shit good
You're broken

>>21393257 (OP)
> Twinkies are sure as shit good, but damn I can't avoid them
Can you speak? You shit eating fuckface faggot.

>>21393257 (OP)
takis. so fucking crunchy and salty. delicious

pic related or traditional layered cake.

>>21393257 (OP)
twinkies are shit. I think I've had 2 in my entire life and the last one was over 30 years ago.

>>21396216
If you are not currently fat you will soon be.
It's not worth it. That's not real food. It's bad for your body.

>>21396270
I love tortilla chips without colored powder all over them. I'll never understand the love for dusted chips. All they need is salt.
Add some Pace picante sauce and I'm in snack heaven.

>>21393257 (OP)

>>21393257 (OP)
I've been fat my entire life and I'm nearing 40. I don't do junk food anymore. I'm done. wish me luck.

>>21396920
just don't eat fat and don't snack and don't eat dinner and the pounds should melt off.