Thread 21394231 - /ck/ [Archived: 1680 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:44:56 PM No.21394231
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How gorgeous is this mashed potato? Canโ€™t get that with normal-sized dinnerware.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:46:24 PM No.21394232
>>21394231 (OP)
imagine taking the back of that spoon and smacking those naughty taters
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:48:36 PM No.21394236
>>21394231 (OP)
They do this at buffets to make you subconsciously take larger portions
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:54:48 PM No.21394245
>>21394231 (OP)
Not gonna lie, this is quite aesthetic. But I know those potatoes have the least possible amount of butter put in them, thus, they taste like shit.
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Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:55:03 PM No.21394248
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>>21394231 (OP)
>Canโ€™t get that with normal-sized dinnerware.
I think you can, OP.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:03:54 AM No.21394268
>>21394245
Actually this place seems to soak everything in butter: dumplings, potatoes, even rice.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:12:25 AM No.21394287
>>21394236
Are you sure it's not inadvertently showing you where to scoop from for a single portion?
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:20:17 AM No.21394295
>>21394231 (OP)
you realize this just a visual effect from the way the machine squirts out the mashed potatoes at the slop factory right?
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:27:22 AM No.21394302
>>21394231 (OP)
buffets are complete slop
shit thats been sitting there for hours
disgusting
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:50:11 AM No.21394334
>>21394232
the wet slapping noises it would make would remind me of sex
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 6:58:35 AM No.21394931
>>21394236
>>21394287
>>21394295
Never been to a buffet where they look like this.
I think whoever prepared those taters in OPs pic wanted them to look fancy. They might be a little bit on the fruity side, if you catch my drift
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 9:50:54 AM No.21395135
>>21394931
Do you mean that they might have sugar in their tank?
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:49:30 AM No.21395238
>>21394245
Aesthetic isn't a word that works on its own like that. You mean aesthetically pleasing. Those potatoes look like they're about 30% butter. How do you think they piped them into that pattern?
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:59:49 AM No.21395242
>>21395238
>Those potatoes look like they're about 30% butter
Much more likely to be sneed oil
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 1:43:15 PM No.21395309
>>21395238
>How do you think they piped them into that pattern?
potatoes + milk/cream in a blender till of that consistency. Piped into tray.
You wouldn't even need butter to get it to look like that.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 3:27:49 PM No.21395384
>>21394287
Single portion
Hahahahahaha
Obviously this place sells by weight
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:40:27 PM No.21395426
>>21394231 (OP)
I wonder what would happen if you just scooped the tray on the left into this one and mixed it all up.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:45:01 PM No.21395499
>>21394232
>not uaing your bare hand
I'd slap it first woth leather gloves, then rip them off and go raw. Finger it ot for a bit, then do ass to mouth.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:50:50 PM No.21395508
>>21394231 (OP)
You can see that whoever made that went horizontally at first and thought "shit, this is going to take too long" then fixed his mistake and went vertically so he'd have to make less passes. Too smart for a buffet worker.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:50:50 PM No.21397128
>>21394231 (OP)
I want to slam my face into that