>some asshole asked for lemon in 1982. We don't put no goddamn lemon in Texas sweet tea. So, do ya want sweet tea or sprite?

Wat do

>>21394384 (OP)
sweet tea'd be fine, ma'am

I /want/ you to get me a sunofabitchin lemon in my sweet tea when I damn well say so you old bat before I drive my truck through your fuckin front door

talk to me like that again and I'm knocking you on your ass granny

>>21394384 (OP)
you know the ribs gotta be good if a grouchy ole' bag like that is servin'

Get into a political debate about liberty and its fundamental role in shaping the Texas soul. Then make a demonstration by knocking something over on the counter and walking out. Again.

>>21394384 (OP)
I'd like to order trout with a lil squeech of lemon ma'am.

>>21394384 (OP)
What don’tchya want?

>>21394384 (OP)
>be me
>whip out pocket lemon

>>21394384 (OP)
It don't matter if you put lemon IN the goddamn sweet tea, etiquette demands that you garnish the glass with a slice of motherfucking lemon. Now get your wrinkled ass back in the kitchen and bring me a fucking neat whiskey before I throw you down a flight of stairs.

>>21394384 (OP)
Iced water.

>>21394483
water is outside in the horse trough son
sweat tea is whatchu get.

>>21394384 (OP)
I would listen carefully to what she had to say, then make a definitive decision as to not aggravate her. And that's what no one did.

>>21394384 (OP)
Sprite, with lemon.

>>21394625
>with lemon.
GTFO

>>21394384 (OP)
We ain't IN Texas you dumb fucking broad, and I asked for coffee.

>>21394384 (OP)
Ma'am this is a Wendys.

>>21394384 (OP)
We don't take kindly to your type round here, OP. Faggot.

>>21394854
well... KISS MY GRITS!

>>21394384 (OP)
Texas is a shithole now thanks to commies.

>>21394384 (OP)
She didn't say that. It was about their steaks and sides.

>>21394384 (OP)
I'll have a regular tea not your yankeedoodle sugar syrup.

>>21394384 (OP)
I'll have a 7-Up. With lemon.

>>21394878
What Californian colonization does to a society

>>21394384 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8

>>21394384 (OP)
>Wat do
Where in Texas do they not put lemon in sweet tea? It's everywhere, sometimes you don't even ask for it and you get it. Even hole in the walls, old ass diners and BBQ joints.

I ask for Arnold Palmers all the time and never so much as got a sideways look

It's that same weird ass meme where people say you don't put beans in chili. Fuck you, my family has been here since this was it's own country, we put beans in our chili and we like it.

Probably some weird-ass North Texas shit like those guys from Ft. Worth making that up.

unsweetened tea

>>21394878
Two decades of Republican leadership ruining the state and it's still somehow California's fault. Vote for Abbott and Cruz again, I'm sure that'll fix things!

>>21395897
>Doesn't know that Californians are running from California and moving to the Metropolitan and suburban areas of Texas, only turn them into shitholes, too.
I hope you get culturally enriched by a future rocket scientist, undocumented asylum seeker, or justice-impacted individual of color.

>>21395911
Yes yes it's always the boogeyman - it's the Mexicans, it's the Californians, it's this, it's that, it's somehow never the crooked Republicans in charge.

>>21395785
must be some west texas weirdo, those desert people live in the middle of nowhere and get all kinds of funny ideas

>>21394384 (OP)
Sweet tea. Side of lemon wedges.

Vile old bitch

>>21394384 (OP)
she must be long gone by now

>>21395949
Where was this attitude when Biden was in charge?

>>21394384 (OP)
For me its sproke

Give me the fuckin' lemon. Did I stutter?

>>21396129
No, I'm sure she's alive and well. Fucking retard.

>>21395949
I don't even blame repubs, blame a certain group of people that's overrepresented in the elite class, who use the so called "boogeyman" as you call them to further their goals. The "boogeyman" are just a symptom of a larger problem, caused by, depending on who you ask, our greatest allies, or the perpetrators of violence against Palestinians.

>>21394384 (OP)
>Wat do
Take my business elsewhere. If you don't serve something I wanted then that's fine, but I don't want your life story as an explanation.

>>21394384 (OP)
That's a bald-faced lie, ma'am. I was born and raised in Corpus Christi.

>>21395949
Texas was supposed to be bigger than all those commies. I guess Ohio is the real scapegoat.

>>21394384 (OP)
sprite, tea is for the british.

>>21394384 (OP)
What the FUCK was her problem?

>>21396753
You're the problem, Pablo.