>scrapes, cuts, lacerates, and shreds the roof of your mouth
Don't trust them.

>>21395018 (OP)
you’re supposed to dredge them in olive oil

>>21395020
or soup

>>21395018 (OP)
If bread is lacerating your mouth might want to consider brushing your teeth once in awhile. Sounds like gum disease.

>>21395018 (OP)
>Don't trust them.
Ok OP I will not.

>>21395018 (OP)
Reminds me when I went to Le Bernardin and everything was near perfect except the fucking mini baguettes were hard as rock. Legitimately could not understand how they could fuck up a baguette that badly. Tt was right near opening time for dinner too, so they couldn't have been sitting for that long.

>>21395020
how do you make a sandwich with them then?

The crust is the best part

>>21395018 (OP)
Cut it in half, apply generous amount of fresh butter and eat it crusty side down

>>21395018 (OP)
I prefer rolls that are like my dick.

>>21395018 (OP)
>defeated by bread

>>21395018 (OP)
if i place a sting on these and shove them up my ass, better than anal beads?

>>21395018 (OP)
I love when the outside is hard like a shell and the inside is idk I don't care, I just like it.

>>21396344
The outside is hard but the inside is you don't know you don't care? WTF does that mean?

>>21396352
Can be whatever, I just like it. Durrr. Readtard.

>>21395018 (OP)
OP you need to floss.

>>21395018 (OP)
>lrn2chew

>>21395018 (OP)
Skill issue.