There's simply nothing better than blue box kraft mac. Costs a dollar, feeds two people or one person twice, nutritionally dense, and fucking delicious.

No I don't want your disgusting slimy gritty velveeta. No I don't want your "real cheese" emulsion that tastes like farts and looks like mucous. No I don't want your fucking casserole you're pretending is mac and cheese.

Bow.

>>21397432
>Carbs are bad
Eat shit (or velveeta, they're the same)
Carbs are fine, we've been eating them for all of recorded history. I'm sick of you fat fucks telling me carbs are bad while you suck down meat that's packed with nitrates.
Everything in moderation, chucklefuck.

>>21397428 (OP)
I used to eat boxed Kraft a lot, but then I lost 85 pounds and my palette must have changed, it doesn’t taste right, anymore. It’s gross.

>>21397428 (OP)
>No I don't want your "real cheese"
What if I like grating cheese over it so I can enjoy both at the same time? I also like adding pepper and raw onions to it.

>>21397449
i suppose adding a bit of grated cheese might be fine but you don't want to fuck up the perfect consistency of the sauce

>>21397428 (OP)
>There's simply nothing better than blue box kraft mac
Obviously untrue and you know it, but you haven't learned how to socialize appropriately so you default to arrogantly delivered absurdisms because you don't understand how to have an actual discussion, so I'll let it slide. I had some for the first time in like 20 years yesterday, the 3 cheese blend specifically, and then today the white cheddar. It wasn't a big part of my childhood at all either. It's surprisingly good. Less so for the white cheddar, though that may have been because I let it sit for a while because I mistimed my roast chicken. Both were not incredible, but a perfectly reasonable thing to eat.

>>21397458
Fatty projecting hard
>>21397465
Autism

>>21397428 (OP)
You’re half right - I always think “I should eat this more often” when I make a box but the idea of making an entire meal out of it like those dingleberries up in canada do is ridiculous

>>21397470
Why would you need to make it into a meal
My brother in Christ it's literally called Kraft Dinner

>>21397428 (OP)
where the fuck can I buy these thin elbow noodles in bulk?

>>21397691
Anon this shit is so cheap you can just buy a pallette of blue box and throw away the packets

>>21397491
in America it literally isnt

>>21397428 (OP)
I bought a block of wal-mart brand velveeta to make shells and cheese with and I was surprised at how much it just tasted like kraft boxed macaroni. Also when you eat the velveeta gelatin on its own it tastes like a kraft single. It's pretty impressive how they managed to get the same taste in a bag of cheese powder.

I'd rather eat a cheese sandwich made with sharp cheddar, butter, salt, and a glass of milk. And bread.

>>21397728
A grilled cheese can be pretty amazing, anon, but it's no kraft blue box. All the flavor there is in the browned butter on the toast

>>21397731
>All the flavor there is in the browned butter on the toast
Are you retarded? Kraft Dinner is literally bread, cheese, butter, milk, and salt.
Fucking enword troll...

>>21397742
>Caramelized butter on a fried piece of toast tastes the same as a butter+milk+cheese emulsion with zero maillard reaction
God damn, son
How did you manage to get so stupid

>>21397744
...and this shit is why most of us think 4channers are a bunch of dumb ass yellow niggers that masturbate excessively to weeaboo anime porn.

>>21397712
Sure, but I'd rather not do that since I plan on making a whole fucking buffet pan of mac and cheese with it

Where

to

buy

>>21397728
I'd rather eat a sandwich made from cardboard and shit than this processed crap, the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>21397428 (OP)
>feeds two people or one person twice
Man Ive totally eaten a whole box before if I was stoned or drunk enough. Lol
But yes I do agree its a great lazy broke person meal

>>21397752
literally

any

grocery

store

>>21397428 (OP)
>feeds two people or one person twice
it does get better with sprials
but the size is off from the regular and I instead over eat because It feeds 1.5 so I just eat the whole thing
but yeah spirals and shapes are better

>>21397800
>need 5 pounds of pasta
>this means I need to buy roughly 9 to 12 boxes
>spending 10 to 12 dollars for 5 pounds of shitty pasta
I'm not using the packets, the fuck am I gonna do with all those?

Also, their noodle quality is honestly dogshit. Even some cheapo brand would be better. I know the Leafs have this shit but nobody is importing it because who wants to buy 5 pounds of fucking straight macaroni? Turns out ME but nobody sells anything like it

And yes, I've checked the restaurant supply stores etc. Nothing is close to the right shape

>>21397447
I'm kind of the same but I add a handful of real cheese to it and its good again

why do the shapes taste so much better than the elbows?

>>21398240
more surface area means more resistance when you chew and more cheese sauce coverage

>>21397428 (OP)
>slimy gritty velveeta
>"real cheese" emulsion that tastes like farts and looks like mucous.

tell me you've never eaten mac & cheese that WASN'T blue box without telling me.

In fact I'm fairly certain you've never cooked anything, and the only way you get kraft dinner is if your 'tard wrangler decides you've been a good boy.

>>21397950
Why does it need to be straight? Just buy some elbow mac.

>>21397428 (OP)
A dollop of sour cream makes it 10x better.

>>21398240
it’s complex and more interesting to touch with your mouth

>>21398287
>tell me you've never eaten mac & cheese that WASN'T blue box without telling me.
I get a side of mac and cheese at every southern restaurant that people claim "has the best" and inevitably it's some thick gritty split garbage with random-ass bread crumbs thrown on top
Why would I waste a bunch of cheese that could go where it's supposed to go - on a cracker or on a sandwich or under the broiler - to try making a product that's inferior to the blue box?
It's not my fault you think your awful "home chef" mac and cheese is better than perfection.

>>21398380
Man, kraft shills suck ass at shitposting.
Name five restaurants where you've actually done that, you fucking liar.

>>21397428 (OP)
blue box is shit and kraft deluxe is better, baked mac utterly mogs both

>>21398401
>name five restaurants or you don't actually have an opinion! I have no real response!
Eat me, faggot, it'll taste better than the slop you're so proud of.

>>21398415
Who are you quoting?
>Eat me, faggot
lmao even. I'm not like you m8, i don't eat shit

>>21398441
>britbong
hahahahahahahahaha

>>21398296
it doesn't technically have to exist, but I want to replicate the standard box mac/cafeteria mac experience. Which is essentially this style of noodle. I'll probably end up settling for some type of spiral pasta, idk

>>21397428 (OP)
>one person twice
You’d have to make 2 boxes for that, anon.

>>21397691
They're inferior in every way. You do not prefer them.

>>21398401
Ordered mac and cheese as a side? NTA but he's probably done it a lot. That's not some strange thing. I disagree that cheapo boxed mixes are superior, but most BBQ or chicken or steakhouses or other places that offer mac and cheese as a side do serve it often with bread crumbs and large pasta like rigatoni.

It's nothing close to the box shit, and that's why it's better.

>>21398401
It's funny because in America, kraft mac is literally sold as a kids meal next to tendies and a jr burger. I'm pretty sure the Mexican cooks just microwave it though. ICE ftw

>>21398587
I didn't know you knew what I wanted more than I did anon, thanks for reminding me!

>>21397438
>we've been eating them for all of recorded history.
No, we haven't been eating completely degermed and debranned flour for "all of recorded history". Which is a meaningless qualifier since the historical record only represents the last 10% of human existence. Not sure what blog you read that on but it's obviously false.

>>21398708
>Bro believe me bro that thing humans have eaten as their primary staple for 12,000 years is poison bro another 40k years and it'll have killed us all
Quiet, fatty

>>21397428 (OP)
I always add 1/4 teaspoon of salt, 1/4 teaspoon of pepper, 1/2 teaspoon of nutmeg (to cover up the cheap cheese powder flavor) and add a slice or muenster or gouda cheese. And I pre-melt the butter into the milk beforehand.

>>21397428 (OP)
>doesn't post the superior mac and cheese option
It's not even close

>>21399313
At that point just make your own mac and cheese

>>21397428 (OP)
It's so bizarre to me that there are real adults like you out there, people who seriously believe that it doesn't get any better than fucking kraft mac and cheese.
Even as a kid I could tell that that crap was mediocre and hardly even actual food.

>>21398839
You seem upset. You should slap some leeches on to balance your humors.

>>21398839
>their primary staple for 12,000 years
No, completely degermed and debranned flour has not been a "primary staple for 12,000 years". Not sure what reddit post you read that on but it's obviously false.

>>21397428 (OP)
tastes bland wIth no flavor. are you 14 with a unused palate?

>>21399328
>I've never made an emulsion before
Neat
The powder kraft uses makes perfect emulsions that don't split

>>21399550
Grok-chan, you're not obese because "flour is poison!"
You're obese because you have no restraint

>>21399677
You can keep projecting your obesity but you'll still be wrong.

itt leads & poor burgers