Thread 21398049 - /ck/ [Archived: 923 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:02:26 AM No.21398049
MikuDonalds
MikuDonalds
md5: d3aae8ad3e3627042b541195c604e953๐Ÿ”
Would this type of advertising save McDonalds in the USA?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:06:00 AM No.21398057
>>21398049 (OP)
idk. would your mom finally love you if you weren't such a useless waste of space?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:06:56 AM No.21398059
american_ideal
american_ideal
md5: 2c0d4c409386d13aa8feea54ad1094ba๐Ÿ”
>>21398049 (OP)
No. Americans are repulsed by anything cute or pretty. Something like picrel would be more culturally appropriate.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:07:25 AM No.21398061
>>21398057
But my mom loves me. It's all I have.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:08:26 AM No.21398063
GAIzMTjaYAAHJ6i
GAIzMTjaYAAHJ6i
md5: 2d6c237c5f4449e2da90af63797cbaeb๐Ÿ”
>>21398049 (OP)
I haven't eaten fast food in years but if they put Miku in the window I would get a big mac instantly
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:09:06 AM No.21398066
>>21398061
That's what you think...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:25:49 AM No.21398094
>>21398049 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:29:07 AM No.21398102
>>21398063
>bitch doesn't change her underwear
Nasty
[spoiler]how much for them? [/spoiler]
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:38:21 AM No.21398122
>>21398063
>Brushing theeth before eating
?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:39:14 AM No.21398126
>>21398122
you know how japanese read backwards? yeah well extrapolate that to their entire culture.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:42:14 AM No.21398131
>>21398102
>implying she's wears panties to bed
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:49:08 AM No.21398140
>>21398102
>changing your underwear everyday
Oh la de da, mr lala homo man
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:10:29 AM No.21398198
>>21398059
Wtf Daw is based
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:56:56 AM No.21398308
>>21398049 (OP)
no, because McDonald's problem along with other fast food is that they have priced out the poor slobs that made them an American staple brand. Concurrently, it is easier than ever before to make slop at home that tastes better and is half the price
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:11:17 AM No.21398334
>>21398059
Obsessed
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:22:09 AM No.21398591
It would work on me. I love Miku. Do I think it would be successful overall? No. Cuteness has a huge hatedom in the U.S. and there are a lot of miserable cunts out there who just want to besmirch anything that isn't as loathsome as they are.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:31:11 AM No.21398598
6171524583074
6171524583074
md5: c2ecedf8cdba61f5e6a10d1833369965๐Ÿ”
>>21398049 (OP)
lol, you faggot incel weeb. There will NEVER be shit like that in the USA. You can pretend all you want that regular, normal people enjoy anime just like you do, but it will never be true.

Kill yourself, reject.
And stop promoting McDonalds.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:32:16 AM No.21398599
>>21398059
>normal adult men do not respond to anything cute or pretty

Fixed it.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:34:35 AM No.21398601
>>21398140
Yes, it comes after bathing every day. You either don't do that too or you put on gross underwear when you're clean.
If it's homo to be clean I guess I'm a flaming faggot then. You can have your 'straight' stink. There's nothing that would make you appealing to anyone.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:35:21 AM No.21398602
>>21398599
that sounds pretty gay to me, but OK
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:38:17 AM No.21398608
>>21398049 (OP)
is she putting fuck fent in her fries, do they have an epidemic of people serving fent through the drive thru in japan too? i dont get it
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:39:20 AM No.21398611
1742168898784232
1742168898784232
md5: 26a75544689f79f265574a3ab9e9c7a4๐Ÿ”
>>21398591
You're just making that up. Or it's really the only explanation you can come up with for why western adult males don't think pink baby kitties and four year old princesses with huge, wet eyes are awesome protagonists for media.

Sorry you're not participating in reality. You're the weird one here. Just have your sex change and play in your diapers in your online fantasy bubble with other weirdos. But there's no 'hatedom' regarding 'cuteness' being perpetrated by loathsome meanies. lol

Just accept that you have the tastes of a little girl from Japan, and then ask yourself how you ended up so far off the path of normalcy.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:40:48 AM No.21398612
>>21398608
What is 'fuck fent'?

The narcotic drug Fentanyl? Why would you think that is what is in the packet?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:42:30 AM No.21398616
>>21398611
See? Even over there it's weird to normal men. lol, it's not about America at all. That shit in OP is probably targeting little girls there.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:47:33 AM No.21398622
>>21398598
Election tourists like this guy hate anime because Matt Walsh and his kosher buddies taught them to. They've built up this whole identity around being sticks-in-the-mud obsessed with cultural minutiae while the U.S. government spends Americans into generational poverty and debt while arrogating more power to itself every day.

I bet every time they roll the Miku / Dominoes 4chan banner they have to do a mind-wipe so they can pretend they're not insufferable newfag foreign invaders.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:49:50 AM No.21398625
>>21398608
ๆข…ใฎใ‚Šๅกฉ is a plum and seaweed flakes seasoning or something like that
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:50:51 AM No.21398629
>>21398049 (OP)
>save
As shitty as they are, they're in no danger of dying.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:52:18 AM No.21398633
>>21398049 (OP)
Unironically yes.

Weebshit is more popular than ever among normies, especially zoomers and gen alpha. And Miku is pretty well known and loved even among normie weebs.

The Genshin Impact meal was so popular in the US that the McDonald's app became the #1 most downloaded app during the deal and there was a delay of 4-5 days in order for McDonald's to deliver the redemption codes due to popular demand.

It would be more successful than their meal deals featuring some literal who rapper.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:57:12 AM No.21398645
>>21398612
yes fentanyl. in the united states there are always news stories about fast food workers selling crack and fentanyl from drive thru windows. it kills a lot of people every year :(
>>21398625
what the fuck is that
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:59:03 AM No.21398649
>>21398645
>what the fuck is that
it's sour plum and nori flavored flakes, dumbass
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:59:58 AM No.21398652
>>21398622
No, I'm an American liberal. I don't agree with Matt Walsh on much except that there are two genders. Most actual liberals are not extremist blue-haired lesbians believe it or not.

Anime does not appeal to normal western adult men. No one hates it. It's just that you weebs have a lot of unrealistic notions about its popularity and you're overly sensitive and defensive of it.
Now you just assume people who think it's lame and has no place in American culture (just the truth) are far-right chud pieces of shit.

Go on over to /pol/ where there's a dedicated Trump thread going 9 years straight with the whole 'awoo' anime team keeping it going. THAT is how delusional you people can be: selling maga with catgirl dragonbaby nonsense when the GOP is not down with anything so gay. But that's getting just as off the conversation as your post did.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:00:45 AM No.21398653
>>21398649
Surely that will be coming to American fast food fries any day now!!
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:01:17 AM No.21398655
>>21398049 (OP)
No because then you go to the restaurant and you are assaulted by a reminder that american demographics were systematically changed for nefarious reasons and your home is no longer your home.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:01:19 AM No.21398656
>>21398653
probably not, but it'd be tasty desu ne
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:01:34 AM No.21398657
>>21398649
what is that, though? and why are they putting it with the trash?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:02:04 AM No.21398658
>>21398049 (OP)
ah americans would rather see black people
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:02:53 AM No.21398660
>>21398653
probably not. your best bet would be kernal season's popcorn seasoning.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:03:06 AM No.21398661
>>21398657
plum + seaweed seasoning. it's like lime salt or maybe the japanese version of cajun fries or something. I don't know, it's not that hard to understand. they put it on for flavor.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:04:32 AM No.21398662
>>21398657
the description is in the name. ume is jap pickled plum (though more closely related to apricots). tastes salty and sour. I like it, goes well with gruel or if you have an upset stomach
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:06:28 AM No.21398666
>>21398598
The majority of gen z/gen alpha are not normal regular people, to be fair.
>>21398622
Are you sure gen z/gen alpha are listening to that? Gen Z, gen alpha and the younger half of millenials have a demonic allegiance to anime and wouldnt listen to anybody who trashes on it. Matt Walsh seems like some facebook boomer/gen x shit.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:43:16 AM No.21398724
>>21398666
They're not normal on this website.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:00:04 AM No.21398779
>>21398601
>it comes after bathing every day
you don't need to bathe everyday, unless you have a dirty job. but I'm guessing you're an office bitch
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:34:22 AM No.21398844
>>21398724
your face isn't normal on this site
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:04:26 AM No.21398875
973985.picsmall
973985.picsmall
md5: 97be403a9cb05d55af0b88532e05484c๐Ÿ”
>>21398049 (OP)
look at that old hag miku trying to stay relavent.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:07:57 AM No.21398880
>>21398598
you couldn't be more wrong. anime is normie as fuck now. i see zoomers and women with akatsuki clouds. when i go on aniwatch and watch some anime the comments all have "fr"s, "bruhs" "goats" and shit. anime is not for nerds anymore its for retarded zoomers. i wouldn't be surprised if this happens in the united states. not surprised at all.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:16:04 AM No.21398886
>>21398059
Do a BARV for extra freedom fries!
>>21398599
you are a repressed homosexual
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:20:51 AM No.21398888
>>21398880
there's an actual explanation for this. back around 1946 japan was fried, fractured and fucked. a lot of people were pretty salty that they got nuked and surrendered the war. around 1947 Tezuka Osamu came out with comics, in many ways popularizing anime to japland. However, form Tojo remnants saw some potential in this artstyle. many years later tropes and themes started to become standardized, such as shonen sports mangas for teamwork and the likes to enforce core societal values. manga became the most consumed literary devices throughout their economic recovery.

the Tojo remnants all the while was orchestrating these events. seeing the permeation of manga and anime in their culture, the decided they need to go into phase 2: 200,000+ paybacks. through media distribution the sci fi channel in the early 90's to toonami and adult swim early 2000's, targeting mainly millennial demographics. pretty soon it spread to other continents and countries.

200,000+ died over the course of years died from the atomic bombings, yet unleashing anime upon the world millions, if not billions will not procreate.

I call it Tojo's Revenge
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:24:46 AM No.21398891
>>21398888
you couldn't have just said normies liking anime now is the product of globohomo and social media brainwashing coming to a festering point?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:29:15 AM No.21398895
>>21398891
yeah, I could've, but I didn't
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:01:57 PM No.21399634
>>21398049 (OP)
0/10 no tail.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:47:32 PM No.21399708
>>21398598
Lel, the Navy was putting out recruitment posters with a cute animu girl to get the younger populace to join. Keep crying tardo.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:00:48 AM No.21400513
>>21398888
checked and redpilled
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:06:14 AM No.21400522
>>21398059
sorry just the unironic fags and hags in middle management but that feels like its over now, but you will seethe ether way.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:02:35 AM No.21400719
>>21398122
To get the crud off your tongue so you can taste your food.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:13:17 AM No.21400738
>>21398049 (OP)
Americans have cute aggression, it would backfire badly.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:16:22 AM No.21400744
>>21398049 (OP)
no, they would calculate the cost of the ink of the blue hair and packaging to be too much for a 5% bump in manchildren for a week, wouldn't be surprised if the szechuan sauce rick and morty campaign was actually a loss
Replies: >>21400781
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:26:05 AM No.21400760
32234
32234
md5: 0039a8223214dba7105cf5b7e7ab2e20๐Ÿ”
>>21398611
SEXOOOOO
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:34:01 AM No.21400781
>>21400744
haha i remember when niggas was getting stabbed over rick and morty sauce and popeyes chicken sandwich, niggas was wilin back then
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:32:13 AM No.21401088
>>21398652
>No, I'm an American liberal. I don't agree with Matt Walsh on much except that there are two genders. Most actual liberals are not extremist blue-haired lesbians believe it or not.
How does it feel to have left wing party that doesn't trust its electorate enough to have a primary, but instead, choose the next presidential nominee?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:35:34 AM No.21401092
>>21398122
the toast is for running aesthetic not for consumption. also vocaloid don't eat, no matter what they say their favorite food might be
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:51:16 AM No.21401252
Baste
Baste
md5: 4ca949f8cd6ba50acba1dc1dbf87b6f9๐Ÿ”
>>21398598
>>21398611
>>21398652
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:08:32 PM No.21401265
Carl's Jr did a One Piece collab some years ago here in America. I remember cause I got one of the cups. Threw it away though cause One Piss is trash
>>21398598
https://youtu.be/LZzt5aS-6Zo?feature=shared
Admittedly, Baseball isn't that popular anymore but still. This proves you wrong. Vtubers are even worse than anime
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:15:06 PM No.21401267
1722647867566759
1722647867566759
md5: 2d9b029ca9d014ca8dd7b53f7932a45c๐Ÿ”
it works for me
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:52:41 PM No.21401760
image
image
md5: 226456529af892ea4c277b2ff54bb9a8๐Ÿ”
tell me americans don't want this in their ads instead
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:51:15 PM No.21401822
I genuinely don't like Shaka Shaka fries
It's a stupid gimmick, the coating flavor never tastes all that good and it makes your fries soggy
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:08:12 AM No.21402333
>>21398049 (OP)
I mean pandering to zoomer with minecraft meals was wildly successful. You don't need weebshit to sell
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:31:15 AM No.21402359
>>21398049 (OP)
americans are weird, but i dont think theyre "put glitter on fries" type of weird.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:50:52 AM No.21402377
>>21398049 (OP)
this is the equivalent of pop star/rap garbage in america.
Replies: >>21402379
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:52:08 AM No.21402379
>>21402377
ayo gimme dat lil xanndawg meal with the fried greens n bootlace
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:59:47 AM No.21402383
1720665310847012
1720665310847012
md5: 3855abb193b6d3d417057b8c0d66d7cb๐Ÿ”
>>21398049 (OP)
McDonalds USA has other priorities.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:00:48 AM No.21402386
ugh /ck/ is all fast food threads again...
Replies: >>21402389
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:04:00 AM No.21402389
>>21402386
uhg, all 5 threads.
Replies: >>21402431
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:09:36 AM No.21402397
1661100498613563
1661100498613563
md5: 83d60f716d77f8882e32e1abfd6232a0๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>21402403
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:11:05 AM No.21402403
>>21402397
woah dobby, calm thine tits.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:13:05 AM No.21402413
1695395172928689
1695395172928689
md5: 0e833e1fee35eae299d48af723225eca๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>21402478 >>21402483 >>21402502
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:21:41 AM No.21402431
>>21402389
There is currently 18 fast food threads in the catalogue
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:54:33 AM No.21402478
>>21402413
"killing" as in "telling mentally ill men that they are mentally ill?"
Replies: >>21402481
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:56:36 AM No.21402481
>>21402478
Yes
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:57:37 AM No.21402483
>>21402413
Eating mcdonalds is so redpilled...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:02:56 AM No.21402502
>>21402413
I remember when conservatards were acting like slop advertising is some beacon of virtue and morality, and acting like the left is fine art. Conservatards are the biggest slop consumers.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:42:34 AM No.21402546
>>21398601
If you're cleaning your sheets regularly, bathe right before bed, and not having sex then I think it's okay to go the day in your sleeping underwear. I do runs around midnight and need to shower after. When I get up the next day it seems like just sleeping never makes me stink any more than when I got out of the shower.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:08:07 AM No.21402569
>>21398875
I FUCKING LOVE HAGS
Replies: >>21402697
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:21:49 AM No.21402697
>>21402569
>hagmaxxer identified
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:28:37 AM No.21402706
>>21402502
It's simple, conservatives haven't been pandered to and they feel left out.
Replies: >>21402724 >>21403420
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:39:52 AM No.21402719
>>21401088
That's a tired and lame argument. There wasn't TIME for a primary 3 months before the election. Biden stepped down and Harris stepped up and we were all fine with it. It's only your side that makes this argument, I guess on our behalf, like we should have wanted or demanded another choice. We didn't. We didn't care because we just didn't want Trump. We really didn't really give a flying fuck who beat him. No one else was stepping up. No Democrats were expecting to run in that three months.
Sad that that's the 'sick burn' you choose to lay on a liberal. The one that doesn't work.
If Trump and the shitty supreme court decide to let the nation have another fair election in three years there will be a normal nomination process as there always historically has been, the 2016 Bernie/Hilary debacle aside. The DNC isn't perfect, but compared to the GOP everything smells like roses over here. And we will happily vote for Gavin or Pete or AOC or whoever ends up running. It's definitely going to be better than Vance or whatever other shitbag the magafag base wants to lead them through bullshit and bluster. What an embarrassing time Trump's years have been.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:43:06 AM No.21402724
>>21402706
They're not good people. Corporations with reputation are not going to cater to backwards, bigoted, uneducated, low-class good ol' boys.
Replies: >>21403420
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:37:02 AM No.21402852
>>21398063
fuck this tranny nu miku art style
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:30:17 PM No.21402939
miku-soup
miku-soup
md5: 5664b0a075a49c2125f177c1534dfc64๐Ÿ”
migu soup
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:14:44 PM No.21403075
>>21398049 (OP)
Mickey mouse kiddie crap. Quite appropriate considering MacDonald's is feed for children and overgrown "children".
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:01:58 PM No.21403164
>>21398061
Mr. New Vegas also loves you.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:14:03 PM No.21403420
>>21402724
>>21402706
Our business has stopped marketing to working class whites. In order to attract more progressive investors and investment like BlackRock or Vanguard. We have developed marketing to people of color and lgbtqa+ and also hiring them to make the workplace more inclusive. We have also started hiring people with no degrees in order attract new talent that have struggles with education or ther socieconomic factors.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:23:32 PM No.21403438
>>21398049 (OP)
if you want to sell slop to americans, you have to go hard as fuck
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EOWNsbnLw
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:27:37 AM No.21404238
>>21398622
true
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:10:48 AM No.21404697
>>21398633
>The Genshin Impact meal
>last year
you'd think /v/ would be shitting all over this but no, no one in there even brought it up
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:35:48 PM No.21405379
phlox
phlox
md5: 237a56ef01ec2fd6aa3705e13de3334b๐Ÿ”
>>21398061
>>21398057

And I love both your moms. :)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:48:18 PM No.21405747
>>21398049 (OP)
>|
>o
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:08:30 AM No.21406388
21405747
Nail Jakshits to a cross
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:37:17 PM No.21407674
>>21398061
Does she?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:48:29 PM No.21407703
hat
hat
md5: 233f708aa7e06ec18b514cf973f60091๐Ÿ”
best food campaign in recent memory
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:35:40 PM No.21407780
>>21398049 (OP)
No, I think something more phallic in a darker shade would probably get patrons flocking in. If you know what I mean here.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:02:14 AM No.21407945
>>21398049 (OP)
Why is she putting cyanide in the fries.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:53:33 AM No.21408189
>>21398059
>game that flopped so hard it closed its servers after less than two weeks
>"this is what Americans want!"
Kill yourself you absolute fucking retard.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:55:46 AM No.21408192
Why would advertising to pedophiles help McDonalds? Are there that many pedos in America?